I volunteer for the Rape Crisis Center. Really important work and not just for female victims by the way. Anywho we got this training film from the states about how to comfort and interview rape victims and how to get them through the physical examination. Well when a group of us were viewing the film everyone just lost it during the exam portion.
The "actress" was so thoroughly minging as to be completely unbelievable. Her pubic hair started at her navel and descended halfway down both inner thighs. It was incredible. I kept waiting for John Cleese to burst through the hospital curtain and say, "and the hairiest minge in the world goes to..."
Did the credits give the name of this 'stunt minge', you know, the object of your hilarity?
This is a bit of a conundrum.
The shortest bird I ever fucked had the hairiest twat I've ever seen but they were also the softest pubs my nose has ever been in.
And when I'm talking soft I'm talking the velvety ears of a donkey or those smooth hairs just above a dog's wet nose.
A five foot high downy minge.
That's how I remember her.
Beautiful.
Tiny burds usually have the strangest of atributes to make up for their vertical defecit. A little lady I used to tup had a really smelly stench trench and a hairy top lip, but my god, she could suck dick at the olympics.
Tiny burds usually have the strangest of atributes to make up for their vertical defecit. A little lady I used to tup had a really smelly stench trench and a hairy top lip, but my god, she could suck dick at the olympics.
Tiny burds usually have the strangest of atributes to make up for their vertical defecit. A little lady I used to tup had a really smelly stench trench and a hairy top lip, but my god, she could suck dick at the olympics.
yes... there's a def correlation between shortness and hairy axe wound stench.
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