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Old 10-04-2008, 11:05 PM
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just had some French cunt give me a rectal exam a few hours ago over a slipped disc and pinched nerve, on the flat of my back for the next four weeks, some mucker clothes lined me in a games of backs and forwards, I feel violated, or is the morphine? Lamps and Edmund are the bosses now.. in the word of McARTHUR, " I shall return"..........
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Old 10-04-2008, 11:30 PM
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do you take it up the ass mr POL

it only weighs 3/4 of a pound

its got hairs on its neck like a turkey

and it spits when you rub it up and down
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Old 11-04-2008, 12:05 AM
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just had some French cunt give me an anal and rectal exam a few hours ago over a slipped disc and pinched nerve, on the flat of my back for the next four weeks, some mucker clothes lined me in a games of backs and forwards, I feel violated, or is the morphine? Lamps and Edmund are the bosses now.. in the word of McARTHUR, " I shall return"..........
Fixed that for you there.
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Old 11-04-2008, 01:05 AM
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i'm man enough for finger up the hole, ffs, i got checked for gential warts 3 weeks ago
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Old 11-04-2008, 01:08 AM
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damn these diazepams are good.......
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Old 11-04-2008, 01:28 AM
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i'm man enough for finger up the hole, ffs, i got checked for gential warts 3 weeks ago
OR WAS IT THE FANNY
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Old 11-04-2008, 07:46 AM
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i'm man enough for finger up the hole, ffs, i got checked for gential warts 3 weeks ago
Oh fuck nasty rather you then me kid.
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Old 11-04-2008, 08:01 AM
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just had some French cunt give me a rectal exam a few hours ago over a slipped disc and pinched nerve, on the flat of my back for the next four weeks, some mucker clothes lined me in a games of backs and forwards, I feel violated, or is the morphine? Lamps and Edmund are the bosses now.. in the word of McARTHUR, " I shall return"..........
Pol, story teller extrodinaire, a rectal exam for backache, heh heh heh...

More like a schoolgirl bitchslapped you again and rammed a stick up your hole.
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Old 11-04-2008, 08:21 AM
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just had some French cunt give me a rectal exam a few hours ago over a slipped disc and pinched nerve, on the flat of my back for the next four weeks, some mucker clothes lined me in a games of backs and forwards, I feel violated, or is the morphine? Lamps and Edmund are the bosses now.. in the word of McARTHUR, " I shall return"..........
better wash your hands before you get back to combing Lamps hair.
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Old 11-04-2008, 08:27 AM
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POL rodgered senseless yet again.....how come all his stories end up this way ?
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