If you smeared some on the tip of your helmet I'd say it would probably do the trick, although the bird's minge-juice might wash it off. What do ye think?
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It must be the booze, it must be the junk, it must be all the pornography.
I think it's safe to say you'd not be causing any pregancies if you rubbed shit on your nob.
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No I never said people who go to collage deserve to get good jobs I was only asking who spent all those years in college to be left without a job in there givin area.
Kubesy is a scientist, so he'd know about this sort of thing.
There's surely money to be made on this - have you taken out a patent, Kubesy?
PS - Sorry for standing ye up for lunch yesterday. The cnnnts at work had other ideas.
Shit on the nob is known to work as an excellent pre-copulation female libido de-enhancer.
Crazy like, I'm sure it's sterile.
Ted, you are forgiven, though Mammy Kubes and Sister Kubes also showed up so we'd a little clan gathering in the end.
I'm thinking of paying ye a visit anyway. Dunno is that a threat or a promise. I expect tea and a biscuit or two though.
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No I never said people who go to collage deserve to get good jobs I was only asking who spent all those years in college to be left without a job in there givin area.
Oh right - is that why you said he spends all his day masturbating into a test tube?
It's a big test tube and takes a while to fill.
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No I never said people who go to collage deserve to get good jobs I was only asking who spent all those years in college to be left without a job in there givin area.
Could you Use Excrement as a Prophylactic?
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