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Old 24-05-2006, 04:39 PM
The Lord McGrath The Lord McGrath is offline
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Default Paul O'Connell

When Paul O Connell was a child, he made his mother finish his
vegetables.
Every mathematical inequality officially ends with " Paul O Connell ".
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Paul O Connell spared your
life.
Paul O Connell won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance
Armstrong it wasn't a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are g*y.
What color is Paul O Connell's blood? Trick question. Paul O Connell
does not bleed.
Paul O Connell once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next
half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
When Paul stares into the sun, the sun flinches.
If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken,
but Paul O Connell says its beef. Then it's beef.
James Bond has a license to kill. Paul O Connell don't need any
licenses.
Paul O Connell' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no
one fools Paul O Connell.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Paul O Connell. Sounds like a fair
fight.
Paul O Connell played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Paul O Connell once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
You can lead a horse to water. Paul O Connell can make him drink.
Paul O Connell once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made
him blink.
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Paul O Connell jumps out.
Simon Says should be renamed to Paul O Connell Says because if Paul O
Connell says something then you better do it.
Killing Paul O Connell doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
Paul O Connell does the Sunday New York Times Crossword Puzzle in ink.
When Google can't find something, it asks Paul O Connell for help.
There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Paul O Connell way. It's
basically the right way but faster and more deaths.
When Paul O Connell watches a pot, it boils immediately.
Paul O Connell once killed a group of Samurai Warriors with only a ball
point pen. This lead to the phrase "The pen is mightier than the sword."
Paul O Connell has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Paul O
Connell.
Superman wears Paul O Connell pajamas
People with amnesia still remember Paul O Connell
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Old 24-05-2006, 04:52 PM
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Please stop posting these jokes.

Please.

Chuck Norris has a lot to answer for.
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Old 24-05-2006, 04:54 PM
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Bumped into him over lunch at An Brog down the kinsale roundabout, Jesus he's fucking huge, sound fella to talk to.
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Old 24-05-2006, 04:59 PM
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Bumped into him over lunch at An Brog down the kinsale roundabout, Jesus he's fucking huge, sound fella to talk to.
who, chuck?
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Old 24-05-2006, 05:00 PM
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who, chuck?
Naw biy he ran away soon as big paul walked in the door.
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Old 24-05-2006, 08:51 PM
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I'd like to see Chuck and Paul O'Connell take on the Hoff
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Old 24-05-2006, 08:54 PM
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I'd like to see Chuck and Paul O'Connell take on the Hoff
Wooooooooooooooooo.
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Old 24-05-2006, 08:58 PM
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Wooooooooooooooooo.
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PROC Gig Guide
Martin McInerney
The Oliver Plunkett, Oliver Plunkett St.

Friday 25th April @ 11:55 pm


PROC Gig Guide
Two Glass Eyes
Crane Lane Theatre, Phoenix St., 11:30 pm

Simon Machale 'Let Down Those Old Defences' Album Launch
Coughlan's, Douglas St., 9pm

The Frisky Irish Whiskey Bar Grand Opening
The Oliver Plunkett, Oliver Plunkett St., 6pm

Sonny and Friends
The Oliver Plunkett, Oliver Plunkett St., 9:30 pm

Andy Dunne
Reardens, Washington St., 10pm

Only One Direction - Tribute Band
Cork Opera House, Emmet Place, 8pm

Barry O'Neill
The Woodford, Paul St., 9:30 pm

The Lowdown Sessions
Mr. Bradleys, Barrack St., 9:30 pm

Debarra's Sitting Room
De Barras, Clonakilty, 9pm

Black Velvet
Bru, 9:30 pm

The Lee Sessions
The Corner House, Coburg St, 9:30 pm

The Lee Sessions
The Rock Bar, Gilabbey St, 9:30 pm

The Lee Sessions
An Spailpín Fánach, South Main St., 9:30 pm

The Lee Sessions
The Gables, Douglas Street, 9:30 pm

Live Trad Music Session with Johnny & Friends
The Gables, Douglas St., 9:30 pm

Potted Potter - The Unauthorised Harry Experience
The Everyman, MacCurtain St., 7:30 pm

Storyteller/Seanachai
The Franciscan Well, North Mall, 9pm

Cork Shakespearean Company 90th Anniversary
Cork Arts Theatre, Carroll's Quay, 10am

Under The Skin (15a) - World Book Fest 2014
Triskel Arts Centre, Tobin St., 8:45 pm

Under The Skin (15a) - World Book Fest 2014
Triskel Arts Centre, Tobin St., 4:15 pm

Magic Magic (15a)
Triskel Arts Centre, Tobin St., 6:30 pm

Magic Magic (15a)
Triskel Arts Centre, Tobin St., 2:15 pm

Cork Shakespearean Company 90th Anniversary
Cork Opera House, Emmet Place, 10am

We Were There
Cork Arts Theatre, Carroll's Quay, 8pm

'The Emotive Wartime Journey'
Tactic, Sample-studios, 3rd Floor, Former Governme, 1pm

My Education, My Future
James Barry Exhibition Centre, CIT Bishopstown Cam, 10am

Views: An Exhibition By Elisenda Caamano
The Beggarman, Gillabbey Street, 6pm

Ballet Intense with Andrea Palacios
Firkin Crane, 11am


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