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Old 14-04-2018, 03:12 AM
Big in Ballyvolane Big in Ballyvolane is offline
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Which stout creates the worst shit? I always find the Beamish creates a solid shite when I get home. How do Guinness and Murphy lads feel? Does Benny’s Shandon Stout deliver a solid stool?
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Old 14-04-2018, 09:03 AM
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Id say Dara has pebble dashed many a bowl,
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Old 14-04-2018, 09:52 AM
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A bbgs
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Old 14-04-2018, 02:57 PM
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Which stout creates the worst shit? I always find the Beamish creates a solid shite when I get home. How do Guinness and Murphy lads feel? Does Benny’s Shandon Stout deliver a solid stool?
if anything it proves that there is both ateing and drinking in stout.
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Old 15-04-2018, 09:56 PM
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Black rain here from Guinness like a bullet exploding and a gush of torrential spew.
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Old 15-04-2018, 09:59 PM
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Tis like shittin' grass.
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Old 15-04-2018, 10:31 PM
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Which stout creates the worst shit? I always find the Beamish creates a solid shite when I get home. How do Guinness and Murphy lads feel? Does Benny’s Shandon Stout deliver a solid stool?
I once had a feed of Benny's stout. It's heavy stuff. Had weird dreams about a truck full of chickens and an awning.

When I looked down into the bowl at the pile of sheep droppings I deposited the next morning I swear they formed the letters 'ATS'.

I don't know how Benny does it. He's still shitting over Acting The Sham all these years later after the best pwns the internet has ever seen.

Ligind.
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Old 15-04-2018, 10:40 PM
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Which stout creates the worst shit? I always find the Beamish creates a solid shite when I get home. How do Guinness and Murphy lads feel? Does Benny’s Shandon Stout deliver a solid stool?
In my experience Guinness is the worst. Absolutely destroy the jazz bowl and stink the place out. Murphys, I've never had a problem with. Seems "cleaner"
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Old 16-04-2018, 12:00 AM
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Enjoy the bowel cancer m8s
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