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Old 20-05-2017, 11:23 AM
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Ryanair use one eyed pirate type pilots. Most of the time they are reading the landing instruction manual for the first time with a glass of beer.
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Old 22-05-2017, 10:28 AM
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What does the landing instruction manual say?

(Apart from the obvious "Ensure Landing Gear Is Extended Prior To Landing," section)
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Old 22-05-2017, 11:36 AM
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What does the landing instruction manual say?

(Apart from the obvious "Ensure Landing Gear Is Extended Prior To Landing," section)
Landing a plane us very much like making love to a beautiful woman..............s omething to do with "adjusting her flaps" and not giving her too much throttle" and doing a slight "flair" before easing her down.
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Old 22-05-2017, 12:59 PM
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Landing a plane us very much like making love to a beautiful woman..............s omething to do with "adjusting her flaps" and not giving her too much throttle" and doing a slight "flair" before easing her down.
Maybe not the Airbus version, where the cockpit kate says "retard retard retard" just before the flair.
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Old 22-05-2017, 01:04 PM
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Qantas are thinking of merging with Aer Lingus

The new entity will be called Qanny Lingus

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