Well lads, from a Jackeen to a shower of Langer wankers.....!!!
Merry Christmas one and all. Twas a great year for my beloved Dubs and I know 90% of ye were delighted we beat the animals which was daycint of ye.
I genuinely believe we are entering a 4-5 year period of dominance for Cork and Dublin and there could be some absolute classics in store! Cork and Dublin in football is the GAA's biggest untapped rivalry, one that if it caught on, would be HUGE!!
Heres to a Cork Dubs final next year so we can finally say who is better. Twould be some crack lads. And it would kill the animals!
All the best for Christmas.
Up the Dubs
Never underestimate the stupidity of the general public
Dulchie, this is an oldie, but seeing as it's Christmas, I'm sure you won't mind:
82,000 Dublin fans meet at Crokepark for a "Dublin Are Not Stupid" convention.
Pillar caffery addresses the crowd. "We are all here today to prove to the world that Dubs are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer please?"
Ciaran whelan gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
Caffery asks him "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds Whelan says, "Forty-seven!" "I'm afraid not", says caffrey.
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then the Dubs start chanting "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"
Caffery says "Well, since we have a capacity crowd, worldwide press and global broadcast media here, I think we can give him another chance". So he asks "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds Whelan eventually says, "Ninety?"
caffery looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is disheartened and Whelan starts crying.
But then the 82,000 Dubs begin to yell and wave their hands shouting "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
Caffery, unsure whether he is now doing more harm than good, eventually says, "What is 2 plus 2?"
Silence hangs over the stadium. Whelan closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?"
Pandemonium breaks out throughout the stadium as the Dublin crowd stand to a man, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream:
"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
Happy Christmas Dulchie, hope ye don't lose Ciaran Kilkenny to that Aussie muck, also hope he sticks to hurling as he could be the man to push ye over the line against KK in Leinster over the next few years.
Here's to renewing acquaintances with ye next August/Sept!