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Old 03-12-2018, 09:15 PM
King Silkbeard King Silkbeard is offline
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Old 03-12-2018, 09:28 PM
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John Mongrel will make you his wife within a half an hour.............if your lucky.
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Old 03-12-2018, 09:29 PM
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John Mongrel will make you his wife within a half an hour.............if your lucky.

He'll wish it was just crayons being sho...
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Old 04-12-2018, 01:19 PM
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Not as hard as your cell-mates appendage
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Old 04-12-2018, 02:09 PM
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The lad accused of murdering him is being sent to a jail which Ross Kemp visited a few years ago, and said that even the staff were scared.

I looked it up earlier. Fucking terrifying to see what goes on in there. You are absolutely finished the second you walk into the place.

GR8 stuff, I hope he finds a lover or 20.

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Old 04-12-2018, 02:15 PM
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This is the same fella accused of Mr Curran's murder.

https://navva.org/africa/nation/he-d...to-rob-him-39/
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Old 04-12-2018, 02:22 PM
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South Africa is a dangerous country. Know a couple who settled here from South Africa and one of their first queries was would they have to buy a gun to protect themselves in this country
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Old 04-12-2018, 02:23 PM
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This is the same fella accused of Mr Curran's murder.

https://navva.org/africa/nation/he-d...to-rob-him-39/



So that's what a piece of shit who murders people who are working for a charitable cause in their country looks like, scum.
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Old 04-12-2018, 02:24 PM
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South Africa is a dangerous country. Know a couple who settled here from South Africa and one of their first queries was would they have to buy a gun to protect themselves in this country
I dont really know any blacks but there are a few white south africans here in cork and they come accross as assholes.

Very confrontational
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Old 04-12-2018, 02:27 PM
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I dont really know any blacks but there are a few white south africans here in cork and they come accross as assholes.

Very confrontational

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I've travelled this old world of ours from Barnsley to Peru
I've had sunshine in the arctic and a swim in Tinbuktu
I've seen unicorns in Burma and a Yetti in Nepal
And I've danced with ten foot pygmies in a Montezuma hall
I've met the King of China and a working Yorkshire miner

But I've never met a nice South African.
No he's never met a nice South African
And that's not bloody surprising man
'Cause we're a bunch of arrogant bastards
Who hate black people

I once got served in Woolies aften less than four week's wait
I had lunch with Rowan Atkinson when he paid and wasn't late
I know a public swimming bath where they don't piss in the pool
I know a guy who got a job straight after leaving school
I've met a normal merman and a fairly modest German

But I've never met a nice South African.
No he's never met a nice South African
And that's not bloody surprising man
'Cause we're a bunch of talentless murderers
Who smell like baboons

I've had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind
That's when an alien spaceship disappears up your behind
I got directory enquiries after less than forty rings
I've even heard a decent song by Paul McCartney's Wings
I've seen a flying pig in a quite convincing wig

But I've never met a nice South African.
No he's never met a nice South African
And that's not bloody surprising man
'Cause we're a bunch of ignorant loudmouths
With no sense of humour

I've met the Loch Ness monster and he looks like Fred Astaire
At the BBC in London he's the chief commissionaire
I know a place in Glasgow which is rife with daffodillies
I met a man in Katmandu who claimed to have two willies
I've had a nice pot noodle but I've never had a poodle

And I've never met a nice South African.
No he's never met a nice South African
And that's not bloody surprising man
Because we've never met one either
Except for Breyten Breytenbach and he's emigrated to Paris.
Yes he's quite a nice South African
And he's hardly ever killed anyone
And he's not smelly at all.
That's why they put him prison.
Bit a Ska

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