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Old 02-12-2019, 10:04 AM
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Default A one-legged thief

Have you heard the one about the one legged thief!

https://www.independent.ie/irish-new...-38744171.html


Anyone with other unusual thief stories!
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Old 02-12-2019, 11:10 AM
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I believe there's a fat cunt in North Central who's been robbing the taxpayer for years.
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Old 02-12-2019, 11:31 AM
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Hop along nothing to see here
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Old 02-12-2019, 11:44 AM
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Hop along nothing to see here
Nice way to start to your day m8!
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Old 02-12-2019, 03:12 PM
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There once was a guy they called Eddie,
His work it was rather unsteady,
He carried a ladder,
His swag for to gather,
Now he's doing some time at Club Feddy.
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Old 04-12-2019, 11:02 AM
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He's thinking of appealing


I'd say he hasn't a leg to stand on
Apart from one.
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Old 04-12-2019, 11:02 AM
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Okay here is my choice,

How do you ask a one legged person to enter your car?




Hop in.
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Old 04-12-2019, 02:37 PM
J.R.R. hartley J.R.R. hartley is offline
 
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What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen
What do you call an Irish woman with one leg?
Peig
What do you call an english woman with one leg?
Heather mills
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Old 04-12-2019, 04:03 PM
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When Liverpool beat Barcelona I was in a pub in London watching it on the big screen.

The guy sitting next to me was from Halewood.

I swear, I haven’t seen a scouser get that excited about one leg since Paul McCartney.
That story would make her hopping mad...
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Old 04-12-2019, 05:39 PM
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When McCartney proposed he was asked if he went down on one knee. No he said I just gave her a hug
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