Her arse.

[Goats]

The cheek of her arse!!

[freudiangirl]

Originally Posted by Mick Lyons

Hoors the lot of ye!

Jealous much mick??

[Mick Lyons]

Lets not start this 'much' codology now.
I'm a simple man.
In medieval times if someone claimed to have a nice arse they had to embroider the likeness of said arse onto some vellum to be placed on display in the town square or they were burned as a witch.
Verily.

[Goats]

Originally Posted by Mick Lyons

Lets not start this 'much' codology now.
I'm a simple man.
In medieval times if someone claimed to have a nice arse they had to embroider the likeness of said arse onto some vellum to be placed on display in the town square or they were burned as a witch.
Verily.

That applied to the middle class. In as much as there was a middle class. The working class/peasants went bare arse about the village.

[HappyAl]

Has to be a proper arse now, not any skinny flat lifeless arse.
And a small waist to show that fine rump of a thing off to good effect.

I'm off to bed now. Its cold and there is warm arse up in that room.

[Red Baron]

I like big butts and i like them round.

[oul'doll]

Not triangular shaped?

[Goats]

Originally Posted by oul'doll

Not triangular shaped?

They come in two shapes. Apple and pear. Of the two apple supposedly is the most fertile. God forbid you should meet a wan with a vegetable arse like. Something crazy like broccoli.