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Old 15-01-2019, 01:37 PM
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Indeed. Also i reckon that Alexa has a meltdown when they try to ask it something.

"C,mere Lexa. Play me song, you know the wan by Reeeeannnna.The d'umbrella song. Lexa, are you listening? Some goomey computer der la. Lexa, are you turned on? Mam, did you buy credit for d'Lexa?"
You have also not lost it Goats.
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Old 15-01-2019, 01:40 PM
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I remember being in New York a few years back and looking to get tickets to a basketball game in Madison Square Garden. My cousin's friend, a devout norrie, went down to the box office (we were in the Pennsylvania right across the street). Five minutes later, I get a call. The box office people cannot understand him. "Dare a buncha gomeys downg here, la. Will you come downg?"

I chortled to myself for several minutes, letting him sweat.

When I did head down, it was like a scene from a bad episode of Killinaskully (which is any episode). What struck me most, though, was the norrie's utter lack of self-awareness. He just couldn't fathom why they couldn't understand him. He was incapable of even attempting to speak clearly.

Some choice dialogue:

"We'll need some ID, sir."

"I'll just head back ta da room dare an' grab deh passport, lad. Dat arysh?"

"Excuse me, sir?"

"WHAT CANG'T CHU UNNERSTAND ABOUSH WHAT OI'M SAYIN'?"

I stepped in and completed the transaction promptly myself in the end.

It made the trip for me, to be honest.
A devout norrie lol. does he worship at the water tower in knocka?
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Old 15-01-2019, 01:45 PM
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Small town Ireland is Peyton Place made real.

Affairs, swinging, drugs, alleyway handjobs and, recently, rumours of a local hardman who is transitioning apparently.

A local MILF even doled out blowjobs behind the church once.

People were more scandalized by the location than the behaviour though.



Never a dull moment.
Fuck me. There was me thinking Glenville was a boring place.

Id have thought that if you wanted a blowjob behind the church that you woukd have to go to carrignavar.
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Old 15-01-2019, 01:46 PM
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You have also not lost it Goats.
Lol.

I still have conversational norrienese.

4 tenses.........

I did

Im doing

I will do

I will yeah
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Old 15-01-2019, 02:51 PM
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A devout norrie lol. does he worship at the water tower in knocka?
Lol. The water tower to norries is like that big black box that muslims worship.
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