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Old 24-08-2019, 03:41 PM
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Saturday morning hangover wank, you can't beat it 👍🌹
Did you take neurofen for the headache ?

That and alcohol.

Little wonder.
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Old 24-08-2019, 04:02 PM
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Dreadful, dreadful, I've circled 20 times and seen nothing.
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Old 26-08-2019, 10:38 AM
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No incidents over the weekend.
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Old 26-08-2019, 11:50 AM
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No incidents over the weekend.
All the negative publicity has driven him under ground, poor bloke should be left alone he is harming nobody but his own eyesight,
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Old 27-08-2019, 11:35 AM
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Imagine how many casual sexual assaults in bars could be avoided if there was a wanking area for patrons?

A few pints in, people are getting a bit excited - sometimes they let that get the better of them and feel someone up or worse. But if they could just go into the wanking area and relieve themselves then they might refrain from doing anything.

In a way its like how legalised prostitution could reduce the number of rapes. I know that feminists like to say that rape has nothing to do with sex, but that's nonsense.
Doesn't the toilet cubicle provide that facility?
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Old 27-08-2019, 11:36 AM
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Dreadful, dreadful, I've circled 20 times and seen nothing.


At least you haven't parked in the cycle lane I suppose
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Old 27-08-2019, 10:12 PM
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No incidents over the weekend.
Seen a dude with boots and bald head looking sus opposire entrance to paul street shopping centre car park the other day😐
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Old 28-08-2019, 02:29 AM
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A phantom wanker hey....... hmmmm, they had a phantom pisser in glanmire as well as the lad who was playing with his todger in supervalue.

I still reckon its one of the patients from up along. Could be a family at it as well, scenting the area, having a crafty wank in public, the usual stuff we all do.
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Old 28-08-2019, 02:38 AM
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Seen a dude with boots and bald head looking sus opposire entrance to paul street shopping centre car park the other day😐
All he was wearing was boots and you notice his bald head? What boots were they? Was there a cat there? Cats are fucking dodgy now like.

Bootsncats bootsncats bootsncats.

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Old 28-08-2019, 06:25 AM
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Seen a dude with boots and bald head looking sus opposire entrance to paul street shopping centre car park the other day😐
Brian Corcoran?
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