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Old 16-11-2007, 09:04 PM
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Very interesting if you know who that Docker is he might buy a few of my

Books Re Money for Charity. Please Note would you transfer this on to the

Real Cabby Capers Joke Thread. Yours happycabby@gmail.com
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Old 16-11-2007, 09:30 PM
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A few young fellows were going down to the Church on One Saturday
Evening for Confession and of course the leader was Whacker. Any way the

Priest knew them all. Whacker went into the Confession Box First Bless me
Father for l have sinned what have you done now Whacker l was slocking

down in Strawberry Hill, and also up in the Christian Brothers orchard up in
Blarney Street.The Priest replied Whacker Oh Whacker dont you know that

God is Everywhere and know everything you do ls that right Whacker said
l hope now he"s not inside in my pocket eating me donkeys gudge.

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Old 16-11-2007, 09:45 PM
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A few young fellows were going down to the Church on Saturday Evening for
Confession. The leader of course was Whacker and the Priest knew them all

Whacker went into the ConfessionBox First. Bless me Father for l have sinned
Whacker Oh Whacker what have you done now. l was slocking in Strawberry

Hill and the Brothers College in Blarney Street. The priest said Whacker dont
you know that God is everywhere and know what you do ls that right l hope

he"s not inside in my pocket eating my donkeys gudge.

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Old 16-11-2007, 10:34 PM
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A few young fellows were going down to the Church on One Saturday
Evening for Confession and of course the leader was Whacker. Any way the

Priest knew them all. Whacker went into the Confession Box First Bless me
Father for l have sinned what have you done now Whacker l was slocking

down in Strawberry Hill, and also up in the Christian Brothers orchard up in
Blarney Street.The Priest replied Whacker Oh Whacker dont you know that

God is Everywhere and know everything you do ls that right Whacker said
l hope now he"s not inside in my pocket eating me donkeys gudge.

Yours happycabby@gmail.com
Whats donkeys gudge?

Im probably too young to know, i know what slocking is alright though.
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Old 17-11-2007, 05:05 PM
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Ah the good old days slocking. Of course we had good old days too eating

Donkeys Gudge when we used to have our Milk & Cakes on Shandon Street.

Donkeys Gudge was what we thought was a Cake lt was something like

Puddin about 2 inches square and about l inch thick. Lovely with Milk.
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Old 17-11-2007, 05:54 PM
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Whats donkeys gudge?

Im probably too young to know, i know what slocking is alright though.

donkeys gudge is the cake of the Gods, manna is over-rated


it used be made from leftovers and returns at the bakery afaik
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Old 17-11-2007, 07:44 PM
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A C0rk lad went to London to work. He got a Job on a Building Site. He said to
the Foreman l will have that shovel there. The foreman said thats Big Micks

shovel so he got another one. After awhile he said l will use that wheel barrow
there the foreman said thats Big Micks wheel barrow. So he got another one.

At the Ten O"Clock tea break he was just about sit down on a chair the
foreman said thats Big Micks chair. Listen he said to the foreman l"m packing

up its all about Big Mick l am going to find out where this guy live and sort him
out.He went to where Big Mick lived and an elderly lady opened the door he

said l am looking for Big Mick he"s not here she said but he looked in and this
fellow with a beard was llying in the bed he ran in and jumped on him and

started to beat the head off him then the woman shouts out for gods sake
get off the child before Big Mick comes home

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Old 17-11-2007, 07:52 PM
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Back to the Donkeys Gudge To be honest we did not care what it was made

from. lt was just lovely specially with the pint of milk.

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Old 18-11-2007, 04:02 PM
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A Cork lad working in london with an Englishman and a Scotsman were having
thier ten O"Clock tea break,They sat down at the table the English Man

opened is lunch and said Jam again and threw the lot in the bin. The scotsman opened his and said jam again and threw the lot in the bin. The

Cork lad said jam again and threw the lot in the bin. The English man said
how do you know you never opened your lunch, l know he said l made it my
self.

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Old 18-11-2007, 05:28 PM
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hehe
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