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Old 18-01-2018, 02:19 PM
Dr. Aaoouh Dr. Aaoouh is offline
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I'm going to have armed protection whereever I go.

But how do I know if the armed protection is not Boko Harem or just criminal scum looking for kidnapping material.

2 underlings in other departments suddenly got sick this week and can't travel.

One was getting dizzy all of a sudden and the other fella has no yellow fever vaccination.

He realised that just after the flights were confirmed.

I didn't drink in the last 2 weeks but I reckon that business class journey will be pretty wet.

You couldn't go to Nigeria sober.
If your guards are Boko, then they are Muslims. If they are Muslims, then they are going to be circumcised. So demand a peek.

As for whether they are kidnappers, if they ask you for the email addresses of your five closest friends, that would probably be a bad sign.
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