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Old 31-08-2007, 11:14 AM
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Default Could you Use Excrement as a Prophylactic?

If you smeared some on the tip of your helmet I'd say it would probably do the trick, although the bird's minge-juice might wash it off. What do ye think?
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Old 31-08-2007, 11:36 AM
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A solid, sausage-esque one resulting from a fibre-some diet, yes.

A watery, non-substantial, third day of BoBFest scutter, no.
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Old 31-08-2007, 11:54 AM
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A solid, sausage-esque one resulting from a fibre-some diet, yes.

A watery, non-substantial, third day of BoBFest scutter, no.
You'd need to have a bit of oil or fat in the diet to keep the fibrous scutter together, though.
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Old 31-08-2007, 12:03 PM
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I think it's safe to say you'd not be causing any pregancies if you rubbed shit on your nob.
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Old 31-08-2007, 12:05 PM
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Is this scientific fact?

Does it contain spermicide or something?
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Old 31-08-2007, 12:12 PM
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Is this scientific fact?

Does it contain spermicide or something?
Kubesy is a scientist, so he'd know about this sort of thing.

There's surely money to be made on this - have you taken out a patent, Kubesy?

PS - Sorry for standing ye up for lunch yesterday. The cnnnts at work had other ideas.
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Old 31-08-2007, 12:16 PM
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Is this scientific fact?

Does it contain spermicide or something?
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Kubesy is a scientist, so he'd know about this sort of thing.

There's surely money to be made on this - have you taken out a patent, Kubesy?

PS - Sorry for standing ye up for lunch yesterday. The cnnnts at work had other ideas.
Shit on the nob is known to work as an excellent pre-copulation female libido de-enhancer.

Crazy like, I'm sure it's sterile.

Ted, you are forgiven, though Mammy Kubes and Sister Kubes also showed up so we'd a little clan gathering in the end.

I'm thinking of paying ye a visit anyway. Dunno is that a threat or a promise. I expect tea and a biscuit or two though.
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Old 31-08-2007, 12:17 PM
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Kubesy is a scientist, so he'd know about this sort of thing.
Oh right - is that why you said he spends all his day masturbating into a test tube?
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Old 31-08-2007, 12:18 PM
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Oh right - is that why you said he spends all his day masturbating into a test tube?
It's a big test tube and takes a while to fill.
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Old 31-08-2007, 12:20 PM
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