Good thinking Goats, should I get the aftershave, deodorant or both?
This is starting to turn out better than I thought it would, I might even find a new woman with this image makeover. Fuck fucking her and her womans fucking heart.
I think I'll put me name down for the Proc steam up.
The fact the she booked it for the two of ye says one thing to me pastie slab........
Good thinking Goats, should I get the aftershave, deodorant or both?
This is starting to turn out better than I thought it would, I might even find a new woman with this image makeover. Fuck fucking her and her womans fucking heart.
I think I'll put me name down for the Proc steam up.
The aftershave. The deodorant I use is Nivea silver protect. It has antibacterial action. Auld dolls are in the habit of laying their head in your armpit as you sleep. God only knows whats in their hair. Hence the anti bacterial action should spare you from any mischief to your armpit. Your rump..it should be clean and scented with washing up liquid. Preferably the cheap stuff and again with anti bacterial action. You don't know how clean her rump is so you must defend yours. Right then..
Rollie casually hanging from the corner of the gob.
Old Spice splashed on the mug.
Nivea silver protect smashed into the armpits.
and your rump clean and smelling of washing up liquid.
That's it Patty. There's not a woman from the Dogon tribe to the Knocka tribal wans that can resist you now.
The aftershave. The deodorant I use is Nivea silver protect. It has antibacterial action. Auld dolls are in the habit of laying their head in your armpit as you sleep. God only knows whats in their hair. Hence the anti bacterial action should spare you from any mischief to your armpit. Your rump..it should be clean and scented with washing up liquid. Preferably the cheap stuff and again with anti bacterial action. You don't know how clean her rump is so you must defend yours. Right then..
It's not the fags that worries me,but the fact that they are still peddling this shit 20 years on...Gay Byrne had them as a permanent fixture on the LL....the night he had Maura O'Connell waving to her mammy & aunts & him with his hand on her arse.."Hello mammy.Hello Auntie Bridie....squeeze,sq ueeze...
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