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[Persephone]

I've had loads of black boyfriends.

The only time anything awkward happened was when my nana said "does your darkie friend want a cup of tea"

[Crisp Sandwich]

Originally Posted by Persephone

I've had loads of black boyfriends.

The only time anything awkward happened was when my nana said "does your darkie friend want a cup of tea"

Why?

Was he allergic to tea?

[Goats]

I spoke to Michael Jackson on paltalk via pm one time.
He asked me naively if he and his lot could call over and stay with me.
I told him no because there wouldn't be room but advised to come over for awhile anyway and stay in the country.
He did.

[Persephone]

Originally Posted by Crisp Sandwich

Why?

Was he allergic to tea?

Nope but he had a huge langer

Whenever I go over a bumpy road in the car I always think of him

[Afro_Samurai]

Originally Posted by Crisp Sandwich

A shellety fuckin' horn.

Everyone worth their weight in raza knows what a shellety horn is.

- Ze googlesearches, zey do nassing!

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=shellety+horn

[Tabackle]

Originally Posted by Afro_Samurai

- A what?

A snail.

[Afro_Samurai]

Originally Posted by Tabackle

A snail.

- Tom Tiveys, we used to call 'em.

[Crisp Sandwich]

Originally Posted by Tabackle

A snail.

Bang on, Duffs.

Originally Posted by Afro_Samurai

- Tom Tiveys, we used to call 'em.

Yeah, well I live in the real world godammit!

[Tabackle]

Originally Posted by Afro_Samurai

- Tom Tiveys, we used to call 'em.

Seany pools was another one.

[RespectableCriminal]

Originally Posted by o_2_b_a_rebel

Forget the waiting tables, the lad should get into rap. He has the name and fuck knows it does not take any talent so he is all set up for a career in that line.

I will have you know that the Rap industry in the UK is very competitive especially when it comes to the talentless set. Very clicky and hard to get in with is that crowd.