Do you lick or spit before wiping your arse?

[Joe_Duffy]

Originally Posted by Goats

Go on shur, I have a few minutes. Whats wrong with you this morning?

hangover.

i can't drink no more.

[Goats]

Originally Posted by Joe_Duffy

hangover.

i can't drink no more.

No hangover but I appear to have had a good night. There's a cut on my finger just below the knuckle.

[Joe_Duffy]

Originally Posted by Goats

No hangover but I appear to have had a good night. There's a cut on my finger just below the knuckle.

ah, drink scars.

I woke up one morning to find people had stubbed out cigarettes on my chest .. I still had a top on n all.

Still have one scar from that, a white bit that never tans.

[Goats]

Originally Posted by Joe_Duffy

ah, drink scars.

I woke up one morning to find people had stubbed out cigarettes on my chest .. I still had a top on n all.

Still have one scar from that, a white bit that never tans.

I remember leaving a party walking to a car and getting in the passenger side door. After getting in I turned around and there was a Pakistani bloke at the wheel. Two of us were almost nose to nose. Complete strangers. We started screaming.
I managed to leave the car and stumbled to the right one where a couple of my buddies were convulsing with laughter.

[jt]

Oh Goats and Joe Duffy what kind of divilment will you two gems get up to next.

[Joe_Duffy]

Originally Posted by jt

Oh Goats and Joe Duffy what kind of divilment will you two gems get up to next.

what would you suggest, john thomas?