Minority cultures get away with it all. They pay no tax, pay no heed to state law, pay no respect to women, fist fights, races down the N20 and secret nuclear research.
I say we should set up our own culture. Our own minority, where we can be free, to, do what we want to do!
Now, this is a serious proposal. Let us come up with a culture and I shall submit it to the relevant authorities in Dublin. I've yet to decide who, as they don't recognise any minority.
So, what are our policies?
First off, I declare myself Joe_Duffy, to be King of Smilers.
I will hear submissions for Mayor of Smiley Culture.
We need to decide our approach to the following:
Metal
Animals
Human Rights
Driving direction
Carpets
Dogs
Odour
Fightin'
Copulation
Marriage
Religion
Superstition (Religion)
Women
Tax avoidance/evasion
Undermining local schooling
Fence sitting on location (fence can move)
Give me your thoughts, I'll put together an official document and submit it to the relevant authorities (really .. I will .. if someone can do a logo .. great!)
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