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Old 05-05-2012, 08:44 PM
Cook My Sock Cook My Sock is offline
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Who was it on here a while ago that made a comment about a bird that he "could use her shit as toothpaste."
I'd use your shit for toothpaste,wash my face in your pubic hair,
I'd bottle your farts for a keepsake,let you gobble me which is fair,
My tongue would fertilise your eggs,while my pricks in a private place,
How can i say I love you when your sitting on my fuckin face
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Old 05-05-2012, 08:46 PM
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I'd use your shit for toothpaste,wash my face in your pubic hair,
I'd bottle your farts for a keepsake,let you gobble me which is fair,
My tongue would fertilise your eggs,while my pricks in a private place,
How can i say I love you when your sitting on my fuckin face
Lovely poem. In all fairness, what better way to say I love you than sitting on a man's face?
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Old 05-05-2012, 09:08 PM
richiepurg richiepurg is offline
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why did you print your ticket at any other time besides right before you get on the train?

Seriously, the gimps around here.

Sometimes, especially early morning, there are lengthy queues at those machines.
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PROC Gig Guide
The Lee Sessions
The Oliver Plunkett, Oliver Plunkett St.

Tuesday 17th June @ 9:30 pm


PROC Gig Guide
Factory Acts
Crane Lane Theatre, Phoenix St., 9pm

The Lee Sessions
Sin É, Coburg St, 9:30 pm

The Lee Sessions
Sin É, Coburg St, 6:30 pm

Pat Carey
The Parnell, Parnell Place, 9:30 pm

Ian Whitty and The Exchange
The Roundy, Castle St., 9pm

Ceol Coolroe
The Oliver Plunkett, Oliver Plunkett St., 7pm

The SG's
The Oliver Plunkett, Oliver Plunkett St., 11:55 pm

Crazy Chester
The Oliver Plunkett, Oliver Plunkett St., 10pm

Ceol Coolroe
The Oliver Plunkett, 7pm

J90
Reardens, Washington St., 10pm

Declan O'Rourke
Triskel Arts Centre, Tobin St., 8pm

Witless
The Woodford, Paul St., 9:30 pm

Tim Mullane
The Welcome Inn, Parnell Place, 10:30 pm

Bone Dog Blues
Charlie's, Union Quay, 10:30 pm

Lunchtime Concert By Cork Academy Of Music
Cork Vision Centre @ St. Peter's, 1:15 pm

Terriers with Guilty Optics
Mr. Bradleys, Barrack St., 9:30 pm

The Planted
The Grafton, Oliver Plunkett St., 10pm

Gangs
De Barras, Clonakilty, 10:30 pm

The Japans
Bru, 10pm

Moon Seisúins
Carroll's Bar, 9:30 pm

Traditional Concert with Geraldine O'Callaghan (Fiddle), Aid
Ionad Cultúrtha, 8:30 pm

The Lee Sessions
An Spailpín Fánach, South Main St., 9:30 pm

Csn Live 'N' Gigging Showcase
Firkin Crane, 8pm

DJ Val
Crane Lane Theatre, Phoenix St., 11:30 pm

Our House Presenting Playhouse & Special Guest Remix
Eclipse Nightclub, 11pm

The Joint Is Jumpin'!
The Porterhouse, Sheare's St., 9:30 pm

Living It Large Presents Simon Patterson
The Savoy Theatre, Patrick St., 10:30 pm

'Fallen Angel' Short Film Premiere
The Imperial Hotel, 8pm

The Matchmaker
The Everyman, MacCurtain St., 8pm

Fred & Alice
Half Moon Theatre, Half Moon St., 8:30 pm

My Education, My Future
James Barry Exhibition Centre, CIT Bishopstown Cam, 10am

Views: An Exhibition By Elisenda Caamano
The Beggarman, Gillabbey Street, 6pm

Kids Arts & Crafts Classes
Cork Vision Centre, North Main St, 11am

Lifelong Learning Festival Chance To Dance
Firkin Crane, Shandon, Cork, 2pm

Cork City FC V Sligo Rovers Fc
Turners Cross Stadium, 7:45 pm


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