Originally Posted by westieboyo
Who was it on here a while ago that made a comment about a bird that he "could use her shit as toothpaste."
I'd use your shit for toothpaste,wash my face in your pubic hair,
I'd bottle your farts for a keepsake,let you gobble me which is fair,
My tongue would fertilise your eggs,while my pricks in a private place,
How can i say I love you when your sitting on my fuckin face