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Old 05-05-2012, 08:44 PM
Cook My Sock Cook My Sock is offline
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Who was it on here a while ago that made a comment about a bird that he "could use her shit as toothpaste."
I'd use your shit for toothpaste,wash my face in your pubic hair,
I'd bottle your farts for a keepsake,let you gobble me which is fair,
My tongue would fertilise your eggs,while my pricks in a private place,
How can i say I love you when your sitting on my fuckin face
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Old 05-05-2012, 08:46 PM
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I'd use your shit for toothpaste,wash my face in your pubic hair,
I'd bottle your farts for a keepsake,let you gobble me which is fair,
My tongue would fertilise your eggs,while my pricks in a private place,
How can i say I love you when your sitting on my fuckin face
Lovely poem. In all fairness, what better way to say I love you than sitting on a man's face?
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Old 05-05-2012, 09:08 PM
richiepurg richiepurg is offline
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why did you print your ticket at any other time besides right before you get on the train?

Seriously, the gimps around here.

Sometimes, especially early morning, there are lengthy queues at those machines.
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