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27-04-2012, 09:14 AM
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Dancing. Sober.
She was out with her friend last night.
I was asleep when she came back.
She was telling me about what they did last night and shit.
I was saying mmmmhhhnn and aaaswwhhnnnn and other moans and stuff.
Then she says that her friend and her husband want to go to some sort of dancing scene on Monday night -and they want us to go with them.
An outdoor thing with music and dancing.
No drink.
I want to have a hot bath and gently open my wrists.
Would you go to this, lads?
For the sake of peace and quiet?
Or is sober dancing a quick-step too far?
My whole weekend buzz is ruined now.
My brain is racing trying to find a decent excuse and none is forthcoming.
Black Friday.
What would you do?
Can you even dance?
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27-04-2012, 09:22 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lostmeringtopaddypow er
She was out with her friend last night.
I was asleep when she came back.
She was telling me about what they did last night and shit.
I was saying mmmmhhhnn and aaaswwhhnnnn and other moans and stuff.
Then she says that her friend and her husband want to go to some sort of dancing scene on Monday night -and they want us to go with them.
An outdoor thing with music and dancing.
No drink.
I want to have a hot bath and gently open my wrists.
Would you go to this, lads?
For the sake of peace and quiet?
Or is sober dancing a quick-step too far?
My whole weekend buzz is ruined now.
My brain is racing trying to find a decent excuse and none is forthcoming.
Black Friday.
What would you do?
Can you even dance?
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You do know what they really want, don't you?
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Gozzy i want you in me
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27-04-2012, 09:24 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lostmeringtopaddypow er
She was out with her friend last night.
I was asleep when she came back.
She was telling me about what they did last night and shit.
I was saying mmmmhhhnn and aaaswwhhnnnn and other moans and stuff.
Then she says that her friend and her husband want to go to some sort of dancing scene on Monday night -and they want us to go with them.
An outdoor thing with music and dancing.
No drink.
I want to have a hot bath and gently open my wrists.
Would you go to this, lads?
For the sake of peace and quiet?
Or is sober dancing a quick-step too far?
My whole weekend buzz is ruined now.
My brain is racing trying to find a decent excuse and none is forthcoming.
Black Friday.
What would you do?
Can you even dance?
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Paddy
She's inviting you into the swingers scene ,
Car key in the bowl and all that .
Enjoy !!
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27-04-2012, 09:25 AM
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Get in there Paddy lad.
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27-04-2012, 09:25 AM
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You dirty bastards.
Yourwan is HOT though.......
Do I dare to dream the dream?
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27-04-2012, 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Lostmeringtopaddypow er
You dirty bastards.
Yourwan is HOT though.......
Do I dare to dream the dream?
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Better beef up over the weekend .
Lots of green tea and Bananas , other fruits aswell ...
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27-04-2012, 09:29 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lostmeringtopaddypow er
You dirty bastards.
Yourwan is HOT though.......
Do I dare to dream the dream?
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27-04-2012, 09:30 AM
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Yourwan is tiny.
Like totes.
I reckon I could do some savage moves with her.
And I'm not talking about dancing either.
Jesus christ.
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27-04-2012, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Lostmeringtopaddypow er
You dirty bastards.
Yourwan is HOT though.......
Do I dare to dream the dream?
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If you can put up with a bit of mickey play with your man, then go for it.
The 'let's see other people' crowd like to cover all the angles.
Get himself out of the way first and save your A game moves for the wan.
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Gozzy i want you in me
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27-04-2012, 09:37 AM
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Just be sure to save the Anal for Your own wan
To keep something Special between ye ...
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PROC Gig Guide
PROC Gig Guide
 | Nomeansno Crane Lane Theatre, Phoenix St., 8:30 pm
The Pillars Clancy's, Marlborough St., 9pm
The Lee Sessions Sin É, Coburg St, 6:30 pm
Hank Wedel & Band The Oliver Plunkett, Oliver Plunkett St., 10:30 pm
Lace Weeper - Tusk Tour (with Support) Fred Zeppelins, Parliament St., 8pm
Clockworks Reardens, Washington St., 10pm
The Lee Sessions The Rob Roy, Cook St, 8pm
The Lee Sessions An Spailpín Fánach, South Main St., 10pm
Crazy Chester Charlie's, Union Quay, 10:30 pm
Finnegan's Wake The Reunion Glen Theatre Banteer Co Cork, 8pm
This Is The Kit De Barras, Clonakilty, 10:30 pm
Phoenix The Grafton, Oliver Plunkett St., 10pm
Witless, DJ Eddie Kay The Woodford, Paul St., 8pm
Friday Night Feast Feat- The Man Whom, The Bradley Sisters a Coughlan's, Douglas St., 9pm
Hot Blooded Animals Coughlan's, Douglas St., 10pm
Todd Terje The Pavilion, Carey's Lane, 10:30 pm
DJ Val Crane Lane Theatre, Phoenix St., 11pm
The Joint Is Jumpin' The Porterhouse, Sheare's St., 8pm
Five Eclipse Nightclub, 11pm
The Holy Cow, Hanover Street, Launch Night The Holy Cow, Hanover Street, 12pm
The Holy Cow, Hanover Street, Launch Night The Holy Cow, Hanover Street, 6pm
Culture Sound Infection City Limits, Coburg St., 10:30 pm
Death Of A Salesman The Everyman, MacCurtain St., 8pm
Dradin, In Love Granary Theatre, 8pm
The Dance Of Making Firkin Crane, 10am
Kids Arts and Crafts Classes 6 Weeks Blackrock Community Centre, 2pm
Viewpoint St. John's Central College End Of Year Exhibition St. John's Central College, Sawmill St. Cork, 6:30 pm
New Beginnings- Caring For Our Well Being We Made This- South Pres, Evergreen St., 2pm
Flea Market Mother Jones Flea Market, 11am
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