I have not had a dump since Monday and that was only a few rabbit's bobos...my belly is up like a drum and I am tetchy..I can't take that Senacot stuff as it gives me a dreadful sore gut....I have tried eating boiled cabbage,stewed fruit, syrup of figs, prune juice and fechin All Bran.... not even a decent fart....please, no stupid suggestions like sticking barbed things up my congo and raking them about ,or fechin curry enemas..I don't want to go to the doctor as I think he is a sewage canoeist and would be right into sticking the pinky with a cygnet ring on right up my delivery chamber...the other doctor is a slim 40 yearold with perky tits and I would be embarrassed to drop the kecks as I get a full dork every time I see her... also, most of my boxers are a bit faded and droopy.
Any natural remedies by mouth only please?
help needed..no cheeky replies please
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