Lol crying laughing about it now all these years later.
I never thought for a second that would happen.
She's still my friend btw
I remember being on a holiday with a youth club.This mammy's boy got constipated and was suffering and worrying.He was too embarrassed to tell the leaders and confided in a couple of the bigger lads.They told him to stick some soap up his congo and wriggle it about for a few minutes.Then he should stick a finger up the chocoalte starfish and try to coaxe the blockage out.Word spread as Gerard headed for the bog... minutes later there were about a dozen heads peering over at Gerard from the next door bogs.The boul Gerard had a sliver of shitty soap in one hand and a finger from the other hand up the jacksie ..his wee face was brufgt red and he looked as if he was going to burst.Jaysus, I felt bad and told the lads to clear off. I told Gerry to haul up the kecks and sneaked him ou the back door and down to the chemists.I did the negotiating and the chemist gave him a laxative and didn't charge him.
I snuck him back in to the dormitory and went and told the lads not to mention the event... they were well mortified .I did my counselling bit and he braved it down for the evening meal- the cruel prank was not my idea, and remorse was widespread in that place. one by one the lads apologised..the lads took him out the next night and got him drunk for the first time in his puff.Gerry went home and told his folks he had the best holiday of his life...good on thr lad for facing all the guys after that embarrassment. All these years on I still feel bad about that.even though I played no part