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Old 15-04-2012, 01:09 AM
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Unmarried mothers are always up for some bum love, the dirty welfare claiming slags.
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Old 15-04-2012, 02:54 AM
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Think the Italian struck out as well.
How many other young ladies have you spent the night trying to chat up with some cheesy lines you picked up from watching to many made for tv romance films? And don't say none as we all know you have a track record of trying to bore them to bed.

You could be wasting way to much time and energy for yourself setting picks and back screens when all you need to do is drive in strong to the hoop.
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Old 15-04-2012, 09:46 AM
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How many other young ladies have you spent the night trying to chat up with some cheesy lines you picked up from watching to many made for tv romance films? And don't say none as we all know you have a track record of trying to bore them to bed.

You could be wasting way to much time and energy for yourself setting picks and back screens when all you need to do is drive in strong to the hoop.
Not trying at all has worked well this past year.
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No I never said people who go to collage deserve to get good jobs I was only asking who spent all those years in college to be left without a job in there givin area.
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Old 15-04-2012, 10:21 AM
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Yup.

Blow in her gob and then leave.
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Old 15-04-2012, 11:42 AM
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Not trying at all has worked well this past year.
Sticking to the one woman so Dr Kola?
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Old 15-04-2012, 01:51 PM
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How many other young ladies have you spent the night trying to chat up with some cheesy lines you picked up from watching to many made for tv romance films? And don't say none as we all know you have a track record of trying to bore them to bed.

You could be wasting way to much time and energy for yourself setting picks and back screens when all you need to do is drive in strong to the hoop.
Foreign birds love that approach.
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Talk absolute shite and suffer the small laughing smiley. Talk sense and get a measured intelligent response. The choice is yours!
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Old 15-04-2012, 01:54 PM
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Foreign birds love that approach.
Dr Kola would have us believe the Mills and Boons way is the only approch the girls like.
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Old 15-04-2012, 10:17 PM
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Dr Kola would have us believe the Mills and Boons way is the only approch the girls like.
Christ no.

I'm not Mills & Boon to start with anyway. I start cocky & smooth,.even the lads would concede.

Then I turn into a retard.
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No I never said people who go to collage deserve to get good jobs I was only asking who spent all those years in college to be left without a job in there givin area.
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Old 15-04-2012, 10:20 PM
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Christ no.

I'm not Mills & Boon to start with anyway. I start cocky & smooth,.even the lads would concede.

Then I turn into a retard.
Aww, dont we all, you just admit it
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Old 15-04-2012, 11:11 PM
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Aww, dont we all, you just admit it
There's a good drinking buddy of mine who would rather not feed my ego in any way but concedes I actually play girls very well to start with but that this just goes to emphasise what a dope I am after.

I then sort of survive the phase where the girl has realised this & most learn to like the dozy nerd even if they're confused what happened to the cocky git they met first. They then leave Cork.
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Crane Lane Theatre, Phoenix St., 11:30 pm

Simon Machale 'Let Down Those Old Defences' Album Launch
Coughlan's, Douglas St., 9pm

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