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Old 30-05-2012, 12:45 AM
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Minority cultures get away with it all. They pay no tax, pay no heed to state law, pay no respect to women, fist fights, races down the N20 and secret nuclear research.

I say we should set up our own culture. Our own minority, where we can be free, to, do what we want to do!

Now, this is a serious proposal. Let us come up with a culture and I shall submit it to the relevant authorities in Dublin. I've yet to decide who, as they don't recognise any minority.

So, what are our policies?

First off, I declare myself Joe_Duffy, to be King of Smilers.
I will hear submissions for Mayor of Smiley Culture.

We need to decide our approach to the following:

Metal

Animals

Human Rights

Driving direction

Carpets

Dogs

Odour

Fightin'

Copulation

Marriage

Religion

Superstition (Religion)

Women

Tax avoidance/evasion

Undermining local schooling

Fence sitting on location (fence can move)




Give me your thoughts, I'll put together an official document and submit it to the relevant authorities (really .. I will .. if someone can do a logo .. great!)

Smilers! Gather!
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Old 30-05-2012, 12:51 AM
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Damn

Thought this was gonna be a belated tribute to the under-rated reggae singer and poet, who brought us the seminal "police officer"

Ironically he died in mysterious circumstances in police custody last year
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Old 30-05-2012, 12:53 AM
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Damn

Thought this was gonna be a belated tribute to the under-rated reggae singer and poet, who brought us the seminal "police officer"

Ironically he died in mysterious circumstances in police custody last year
I know him. he can be a post posthumous patron. amen bro
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Old 30-05-2012, 02:12 AM
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Damn

Thought this was gonna be a belated tribute to the under-rated reggae singer and poet, who brought us the seminal "police officer"

Ironically he died in mysterious circumstances in police custody last year
Mysterious?......... ... Actually suicide by stabbing ones self when found to be in possession of a shit load of drugs.

In police custody?

Well Yay, and Nay.

The shades were turning his gaff over when he asked if he could make a cup of tea. Then he stabbed himself.

Yes he is dead.

That is all.
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Old 30-05-2012, 09:49 AM
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Damn

Thought this was gonna be a belated tribute to the under-rated reggae singer and poet, who brought us the seminal "police officer"

Ironically he died in mysterious circumstances in police custody last year
I didn't know that, how tragic.
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Old 30-05-2012, 12:52 AM
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just did a google .. leccy supplied from a wire en route to a local estate

'minority recognition irish government'

Knackers populate the results. we need to change this
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Old 30-05-2012, 12:55 AM
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He'd be honoured I'm sure!
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Old 30-05-2012, 01:02 AM
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'Police Officer' shall be our anthem. I decree this to be true, as King of Smiley Culture.

Let it be known.
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Old 30-05-2012, 01:04 AM
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Also, Musical Youth for our spawn, so they can teach - Passing Of The Sulky On The Left Hand Side

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Old 30-05-2012, 01:06 AM
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Good choices there!

You need to legalise the Erb too with all he reggae floating about
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PROC Gig Guide
Martin McInerney
The Oliver Plunkett, Oliver Plunkett St.

Friday 25th April @ 11:55 pm


PROC Gig Guide
Two Glass Eyes
Crane Lane Theatre, Phoenix St., 11:30 pm

Simon Machale 'Let Down Those Old Defences' Album Launch
Coughlan's, Douglas St., 9pm

The Frisky Irish Whiskey Bar Grand Opening
The Oliver Plunkett, Oliver Plunkett St., 6pm

Sonny and Friends
The Oliver Plunkett, Oliver Plunkett St., 9:30 pm

Andy Dunne
Reardens, Washington St., 10pm

Only One Direction - Tribute Band
Cork Opera House, Emmet Place, 8pm

Barry O'Neill
The Woodford, Paul St., 9:30 pm

The Lowdown Sessions
Mr. Bradleys, Barrack St., 9:30 pm

Debarra's Sitting Room
De Barras, Clonakilty, 9pm

Black Velvet
Bru, 9:30 pm

The Lee Sessions
The Corner House, Coburg St, 9:30 pm

The Lee Sessions
The Rock Bar, Gilabbey St, 9:30 pm

The Lee Sessions
An Spailpín Fánach, South Main St., 9:30 pm

The Lee Sessions
The Gables, Douglas Street, 9:30 pm

Live Trad Music Session with Johnny & Friends
The Gables, Douglas St., 9:30 pm

Potted Potter - The Unauthorised Harry Experience
The Everyman, MacCurtain St., 7:30 pm

Storyteller/Seanachai
The Franciscan Well, North Mall, 9pm

Cork Shakespearean Company 90th Anniversary
Cork Arts Theatre, Carroll's Quay, 10am

Under The Skin (15a) - World Book Fest 2014
Triskel Arts Centre, Tobin St., 8:45 pm

Under The Skin (15a) - World Book Fest 2014
Triskel Arts Centre, Tobin St., 4:15 pm

Magic Magic (15a)
Triskel Arts Centre, Tobin St., 6:30 pm

Magic Magic (15a)
Triskel Arts Centre, Tobin St., 2:15 pm

Cork Shakespearean Company 90th Anniversary
Cork Opera House, Emmet Place, 10am

We Were There
Cork Arts Theatre, Carroll's Quay, 8pm

'The Emotive Wartime Journey'
Tactic, Sample-studios, 3rd Floor, Former Governme, 1pm

My Education, My Future
James Barry Exhibition Centre, CIT Bishopstown Cam, 10am

Views: An Exhibition By Elisenda Caamano
The Beggarman, Gillabbey Street, 6pm

Ballet Intense with Andrea Palacios
Firkin Crane, 11am


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