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Sound
04-01-2007, 04:23 PM
"To Mourinho - To spend lavishly only to discover that you are short of what you most need (eg "He really Mourinhoed when he bought the 4x4 but his parking space only accommodates a mini").

"Cole - Generic descriptor for an expensive but pointless present (eg "I'll have to get him a Cole of some kind from M and S, because he can get the money back if it doesn't work").

"Terry - The one part in a vast construction that makes it robust enough to stand up (eg "Every time I get something from IKEA, the Terry is missing and it just falls apart").

"To Shevchenko - To wander about in a foreign capital with no real purpose (eg "Paris is my favourite city to shevchenko - you come across such beautiful cafes and bistros").

"To Robben - To gain a result by cheating (eg "We was robbened")."

KolaKubes
04-01-2007, 05:09 PM
"To Mourinho - To spend lavishly only to discover that you are short of what you most need (eg "He really Mourinhoed when he bought the 4x4 but his parking space only accommodates a mini").

"Cole - Generic descriptor for an expensive but pointless present (eg "I'll have to get him a Cole of some kind from M and S, because he can get the money back if it doesn't work").

"Terry - The one part in a vast construction that makes it robust enough to stand up (eg "Every time I get something from IKEA, the Terry is missing and it just falls apart").

"To Shevchenko - To wander about in a foreign capital with no real purpose (eg "Paris is my favourite city to shevchenko - you come across such beautiful cafes and bistros").

"To Robben - To gain a result by cheating (eg "We was robbened")."

To Kenyon - To rob stuff from your ex-girlfriend to give to your new girlfriend.

To Abramovich - To rob stuff from your family to give to your wonderful new friends you just met last week.