New funding for Notavan FC

[shammy feen]

Im Rich!!!!I've won £2,500,000 in some sort of internet lotto (just got notification by e-mail this morning) and have decided to buy the newly married Naff Jacket a Berlingo for carrying the troops to games and a pair of testes to replace the ones his wife removed at the altar.;)

see details below:


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Customer Service
28 TANFIELD ROAD,
CROYDON,LONDON.

Ref: BTL/871OZY/94
Batch: 12/25/7354
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ATTENTION.
Good day, we announce to you the draw of our programs
held on the 2nd of January 2007 in London. Your e-mail address with
serial number 5388/02 drew the lucky numbers: 31-6-26-13-35-7,
which subsequently won you the sweepstake in the 2nd category.
You have been approved to claim a total sum of £2,500,000.00
(Two million, five hundred thousand, Great Britain Pounds)
in cash credited to file RPC/9080118308/04 made available
from a total cash prize of £125 Million Pounds. You were randomly
selected for the online version from world wide web sites through a computer
drawn system extracted from over 100,000 companies.
Please note that your lucky number falls
within our booklet representative office in Europe as
indicated in our play coupon. In view of this, your
£2,500,000.00 (Two million, five
hundred thousand, Great Britain Pounds) would be released to
you by our affiliate bank in London as soon as you
establish contact.
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To file for your claim, contact our fiduciary agent via the below details;
AGENT: Leroy Banks
Email: leroyba_btlag1@consu ltant.com (http://uk.f356.mail.yahoo.c om/ym/Compose?To=leroyba_b tlag1@consultant.com )
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Remember to quote your reference information in all
correspondence. You are to keep all information away
from the general public especially
your reference numbers. (This is important as a case of double claims
will not be entertained). Members of affiliate agencies are
automatically disapproved from participating in this program.
Congratulations from all members and staff.
Faithfully,
Michael Ronin,
Esq. Zone Co-ordinator.

[shammy feen]

Charity post...anyone???:(

[Lamps]

This is a serious forum Shamey

[shammy feen]

This is a serious forum Shamey

No its not.

Shamey

[Rebelred]

shammy, it appears I too won the lotto over christmas... what a coincidence...

here la:

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BRITISH NATIONAL LOTTERY HEADQUARTERS:
28 TAN FIELD ROAD,
CROYDON, LONDON.
CUSTOMER SERVICE
Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch: 074/05/ZY369
Dear Winner,
We are pleased to inform you of the final announcement of the
UK National Lottery end of the year Online Promo Programme
held on the 28Th of December 2006. We have been sending this notice to you but
this is the last as we are about distributing winnings to winners.
The draw was done electronically with several email addresses provided
to this office by microsoft to enhance the utilization of the internet.
Your email address was attached to Reference Number UK/9420X2/68 and was
picked as one of the ten winning email addresses.
This has qualified you to claim the total cash prize Of 1,000,000.00(One Million
Pound Sterling) in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/03. This is from a total
cash prize of £7,534,370.00 shared amongst the first ten (10) lucky winners
in
this category B.Your winnings will be issued to you as soon as our claims
department verify your winning after you might have filled this payment
processing form that is below.
Claims Processing Form for filing of claims.
Name:
Age:
Occupation:
Address:
Phone No.:
Mobile No.:
Winning Email Address:
Please note that we do not need your bank account information for you to claim
your winnings. You are advised to contact
our claims department via these details:
Assigned Claims Agent: MR THOMAS HOOPER
Email;agenthooper7@y ahoo.co.uk


Quote Your Reference Number as UK/9420X2/68 when
you are filing your claims. Congratulations once more from all our members of
Staff.
Mrs SILVIA M. DULLE
Online Co-ordinator

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[shammy feen]

Looks like its drinks all round!:D

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Looks like its drinks all round!:D
a sports forum piss up is it :D