Return of The King

[Lamps]

I'm back in business, having been away on work related matters.

And it looks to me like there has been a big influx in shit posts and boring topics, don't for one second think this will continue.
Fitzy even looks like he's testing the water, Echoboy seems to have redeveloped the chip on his shoulder re: the worlds greatest Irish club. SFNE's abound.

Well this all stops as of now. Comprendez

I'm currently researching a few new topics worthy of the festive period.

But to get the ball rolling I think it may be an idea to get the catergories right for the end of year awards.

Jock of the Year:
SFNE of the Year:
The Blotted Copybook (Award for the years biggest blunder):
Fitzy of the year, obviously:
Best Topic:
Most Knowledgeable Poster:
Best Poster:
Worst Poster:

feel free to add

[Widebhoy]

Best Poster in a Supporting role?

[Teknique]

feel free to add

Best "naill fitz appreciation thread" post

[Sound]

Best newcomer.

[Rebelred]

Rattled,and badly rattled at that, poster of the year:

[Teknique]

best "I've got united blinkers on and we can sign any player we want when we want" post

[Edmund Blackwater]

best 'I support manyoo because...' post.

[Teknique]

Best "ROG,please done sue me for mentioning his name here,thread "

[Lamps]

best 'I support manyoo because...' post.

You've got to be more subtle.

[Teknique]

Best pissup organised by a sports forum memeber who doesnt spend that much time on here any more award

[Lamps]

Most Slapless Poster in a Cyber Argument award ( aka The Ronan O Gara Tribute Trophy) :

[Lamps]

Best pissup organised by a sports forum memeber who doesnt spend that much time on here any more award

i like

[homer jay]

Best pissup organised by a sports forum memeber who doesnt spend that much time on here any more award

i wouldn't consider him a forum member any more.

[Teknique]

i wouldn't consider him a forum member any more.

you cant deny his legacy
bow your head

[Edmund Blackwater]

The tit grabbing drunken hand award
awarded to the poster who toils. in the face of all evidence, to convince other posters that his opinion is correct.

[Teknique]

An obvious 1

Rookie of the year

[Teknique]

Most improved poster

[Widebhoy]

The English Literary Society Award for Sloppy Use of Punctuation, Spelling and Grammar.

[Rebelred]

Another Obvious one: WUM of the year

[homer jay]

you cant deny his legacy
bow your head

never :p


most blinkered supporter

wum of the year (do we even need to formally award this?)

[Teknique]

The award for the man who has the most Buddies who are Liverpool fans

[homer jay]

an award for the shortest amount of time it takes, upon entering a thread, that a poster to get his ass handed to him/her.

[Lamps]

Morons Forum poster most regularly owned whilst venturing in:

[Lamps]

an award for the shortest amount of time it takes, upon entering a thread, that a poster to get his ass handed to him/her.

I like this one. I think it should exclude one liners, say the "36 counties", and apply to a poster making a stand only to be caught out in a classic rock and a hard place manouvre within a few posts. Nothing rattles better

[homer jay]

I like this one. I think it should exclude one liners, say the "36 counties", and apply to a poster making a stand only to be caught out in a classic rock and a hard place manouvre within a few posts. Nothing rattles better

;)

[STEVIEG]

Biggest dissapearance act since Bloody Friday

[Lamps]

Biggest dissapearance act since Bloody Friday

I'm guessing this refers to me but I have no idea why.

Stevie lad, you are truly obsessed by me.

[STEVIEG]

I'm guessing this refers to me but I have no idea why.

Stevie lad, you are truly obsessed by me.


No you have an inflated sense of self-importance

It's Pol

Now i'm sure there's another Man United thread to be started
How about a Who the fuck thought they would be top of the league in December one?

[Teknique]

Award for Biggest Obsession

[homer jay]

Biggest dissapearance act since Bloody Friday

:D

an award for hardest hitting exposé :p

[STEVIEG]

Award for Biggest Obsession

Easy that one

[Lamps]

Award for Biggest Obsession

A no brainer here.

Stevie2me with Lamps

[STEVIEG]

:D

an award for hardest hitting exposé :p


Another easy one:):)

[STEVIEG]

A no brainer here.

Stevie2me with Lamps


Nope Amadeus exposed YOU as having the obsession with me

You and Pol are obsessed with Keane and all things United

A no brainer

[Lamps]

Nope Amadeus exposed YOU as having the obsession with me

You and Pol are obsessed with Keane and all things United

A no brainer

Yes Stevie, because I refer to people when I post. Good old Amadeus really caught me out alright. Amadues seems to have an unhealthy love of your good self too.

All very ghey if you ask me.

[Rebelred]

Rugby Sham/Mockery of the year?

[the puerto rican feen]

an award for the shortest amount of time it takes, upon entering a thread, that a poster to get his ass handed to him/her.

easy one

[AmadeusDC]

and apply to a poster making a stand only to be caught out in a classic rock and a hard place manouvre within a few posts. Nothing rattles better

Langer Dan in the Joe Deane thread. The rant against the story coming out. I would say that one is the early favourite. Homer Jay was on it in seconds. -AmadeusDC-

[Edmund Blackwater]

Yes Stevie, because I refer to people when I post. Good old Amadeus really caught me out alright. Amadues seems to have an unhealthy love of your good self too.

All very ghey if you ask me.
I hear they room together on their twice yearly visits to the mainland.

[STEVIEG]

I hear they room together on their twice yearly visits to the mainland.

Sorry this thread is for people who have been here more than five minutes.......

You are out of your depth

[AmadeusDC]

Award for Biggest Obsession

Christ, that one would be fiercely fought!!
-AmadeusDC-

[Edmund Blackwater]

Sorry this thread is for people who have been here more than five minutes.......

You are out of your depth
Rattled!

[Lamps]

Christ, that one would be fiercely fought!!
-AmadeusDC-

Main contenders being

Stevie with SFI
Stevie with ManYoo
Amadues with Stevie

I on the other hand am a shoe in for poster of the year, i honestly don't see any one else in the running

[STEVIEG]

Rattled!


Dodger

[AmadeusDC]

I hear they room together on their twice yearly visits to the mainland.

Someone introduce this guy or escort him from the forum. Who the fuck are you fella????? I think it was POL who rightly went out and started naming and shaming SFNE. That label was made for posters like you. -AmadeusDC-

[STEVIEG]

Stevie with ManYoo



You've just mentioned my name twice again
And yes i love United

Don't be jealous you followed Chelsea a few seasons ago i'm sure you can jump ship again...

[Teknique]

Best awards thread that descended into Obsession, Dodging and Jealousy

[AmadeusDC]

I on the other hand am a shoe in for poster of the year, i honestly don't see any one else in the running

I'd have to be up on the stage passing the title on to you though Lamps. ;)Sure didn't you award me that prize last year!! :D

-AmadeusDC-

[Mr. Derp]

The award for the man who has the most Buddies who are Liverpool fans
Classic

[Teknique]

Best "My club has just been taken over by a Billionaire" thread

[Lamps]

You've just mentioned my name twice again
And yes i love United

Don't be jealous you followed Chelsea a few seasons ago i'm sure you can jump ship again...

Now now, Stevie

[POL]

You've just mentioned my name twice again
And yes i love United

Don't be jealous you followed Chelsea a few seasons ago i'm sure you can jump ship again...
and badly rattled

[Sound]

Three nominees per category and a poll?

[STEVIEG]

and badly rattled


You are nothing without Lamps
Bloody Friday:)

[POL]

You are nothing without Lamps
Bloody Friday:)don't make me laugh

[Lamps]

and badly rattled

Poor Stevie, I think its something to do with the egomania that afflicts all DJ's, it must come as a hammer blow when the ordinary comman man like the SFI membership are regularly serve him up on a plate. Hence the crazy "I was sitting at home on the sofa and thinking 'take that Lamps' when Giggs tapped home the goal" lines that sometimes slip out unplanned.

The poor lad is well rattled.

Oh, His name is StevieG

[AmadeusDC]

Main contenders being

Stevie with SFI
Stevie with ManYoo
Amadues with Stevie

I on the other hand am a shoe in for poster of the year, i honestly don't see any one else in the running

heh heh.

If we left you out of it maybe............... I'd say you can give a prize out for this category at the awards ceremony but only if you are exempt.
Instead for your obsessions we'll have to have one of those Channel 4 Top 100 style countdowns possibly on New Years Eve. I'd say Pol would watch it anyway........... :D

-AmadeusDC-

[POL]

Poor Stevie, I think its something to do with the egomania that afflicts all DJ's, it must come as a hammer blow when the ordinary comman man like the SFI membership are regularly serve him up on a plate. Hence the crazy "I was sitting at home on the sofa and thinking 'take that Lamps' when Giggs tapped home the goal" lines that sometimes slip out unplanned.

The poor lad is well rattled.

Oh, His name is StevieG

he's hiding behind the curtains now

[Teknique]

Best awards thread that descended into Obsession, Dodging and Jealousy


I think we have a winner :)

[STEVIEG]

Poor Stevie, I think its something to do with the egomania that afflicts all DJ's,



You can't argue on the topic so yet again you bring in thing sentirely irrelevant to the thread

Your ass has been served to you on a plate multiple times here lately but you still walk tall compared to the lap-dog, who got destroyed without ya on Friday

He is Walcott to your Henry
Edmund, meanwhile is on loan to Oxford or someone

[POL]

award for being rattled, hiding behind the curtins, dressed in a Roy Keane Underpants.

[Sound]

You can't argue on the topic so yet again you bring in thing sentirely irrelevant to the thread

Your ass has been served to you on a plate multiple times here lately but you still walk tall compared to the lap-dog, who got destroyed without ya on Friday

He is Walcott to your Henry
Edmund, meanwhile is on loan to Oxford or someone

MUNM

[Lamps]

he's hiding behind the curtains now

Is there anything more demeaning than admitting that you're worrying about what people off the INTERNET think.

"So there I was with a smile on my face as I lay on the couch, "Take that POL" I was thinking as I saw Alex lift the League Cup, just wait till tomorrow"
said StevieG

[Lamps]

You can't argue on the topic

what topic, picking out awards.

You're beginning what I call phase one of StevieMeltdown

Everyone stand back, he's getting personal

[STEVIEG]

Is there anything more demeaning than admitting that you're worrying about what people off the INTERNET think.

"So there I was with a smile on my face as I lay on the couch, "Take that POL" I was thinking as I saw Alex lift the League Cup, just wait till tomorrow"
said StevieG


Source? come on now man making shit up is as weak as posting bullshit
I provide links when i show you and your buddies up

[Matlock]

This thread title is misleading.

It should be about the cronicles of Narnia.

That is all.

[Lamps]

MUNM

A week is a long time.

WTF is this

[POL]

Is there anything more demeaning than admitting that you're worrying about what people off the INTERNET think.

"So there I was with a smile on my face as I lay on the couch, "Take that POL" I was thinking as I saw Alex lift the League Cup, just wait till tomorrow"
said StevieG you know you have them when they starting thinking of what their first couple of posts will be the following morning before they go to sleep, whitecoats are not far away

[STEVIEG]

Everyone stand back, he's getting personal



You are the one mentioning my life outside here.........

[POL]

come on now man making shit up is as weak as posting bullshit
like claiming that someone won't say what club they support when thy have explained it at least three times, well in that case, yes I do know exactly what you mean Steve, AMAZING! you are very badly rattled today steve

[Lamps]

Source? come on now man making shit up is as weak as posting bullshit
I provide links when i show you and your buddies up


have you ever heard of paraphrasing?

You're pet hamster Amadues can look it up, tell him he's great and give him some grain or whatever it is you do for him.

Looks like i have you on the backfoot Stevie

How familiar

If only Glenda were here to see it

[STEVIEG]

award for being rattled, hiding behind the curtins, dressed in a Roy Keane Underpants.


From someone who suddenly dissapeared after the biggest whipping in this forums history that's a bit rich.............

You've got 15 minutes before i gotta go
Do better

[STEVIEG]

have you ever heard of paraphrasing?





That's what you reduced to now...............

[jungle]

This thread title is misleading.

It should be about the cronicles of Narnia.

That is all.
Someone's rattled and badly rattled at that

[Lamps]

You are the one mentioning my life outside here.........

I was merely stating my emperical observation on particular professions.
Are you rattled or something??

Sheesh

Steve

[POL]

From someone who suddenly dissapeared after the biggest whipping in this forums history that's a bit rich.............

You've got 15 minutes before i gotta go
Do better

keep telling yourself that steve, Keep telling yourself that, its been a while since you were this bad I must say

[Sound]

A week is a long time.

WTF is this

It's an oldie but a goody.

Multi-User Name Mockery.

[STEVIEG]

keep telling yourself that steve, Keep telling yourself that, its been a while since you were this bad I must say


read it and weep

http://www.peoplesrepublico fcork.com/~peoplesr/forums/showthread.php?t=893 33

[Sound]

keep telling yourself that steve, Keep telling yourself that, its been a while since you were this bad I must say

It'll be nominated anyway. Let the people decide.

[STEVIEG]

It's an oldie but a goody.

Multi-User Name Mockery.


Who though?

It's hardly one of them the posts have been really shit and the as much as the lads take the odd beating, they are much better than that
Also, this guy was on at the weekend embarrassing himself too he is clearly clueless

[Teknique]

read it and weep

http://www.peoplesr
epublicofcork.com/~peoplesr/forums/showthread.php?t=893 33


7 pages ! - can u not give a quick synopsis

[STEVIEG]

7 pages ! - can u not give a quick synopsis


Read it it's worth it he took one hell of a beating

[POL]

read it and weep

http://www.peoplesrepublico fcork.com/~peoplesr/forums/showthread.php?t=893 33

hehe, changing the subject, Jesus you are rattled. anyway read what steve? a few SFNE's bleating for an hour telling me I'm rattled, just what do you think you are dealing with here? honestly? when he comes back with a critical analysis and proof of why 50% of horses races are rigged then we'll talk, so stop wasting time with your deflection tactics, Jesus man, pull yourself together, you are trying every trick in the book today

[Sound]

hehe, changing the subject, Jesus you are rattled. anyway read what steve? a few SFNE's bleating for an hour telling me I'm rattled, just what do you think you are dealing with here? honestly? when he comes back with a critical analysis and proof of why 50% of horses races are rigged then we'll talk, so stop wasting time with your deflection tactics, Jesus man, pull yourself together, you are trying every trick in the book today

The people will decide.

[STEVIEG]

bleating for an hour telling me I'm rattled


Oh the irony!!!!!!!!!

[Edmund Blackwater]

Who though?

It's hardly one of them the posts have been really shit and the as much as the lads take the odd beating, they are much better than that
Also, this guy was on at the weekend embarrassing himself too he is clearly clueless
BWAHAHAHA
You're clearly punch drunk.
Dazed and confused.
Take your beating and come back tomorrow.

[POL]

7 pages ! - can u not give a quick synopsis

easy! I left an "a" out of sentence and Steve and the boys came in their trousers at the thought of me being rattled! rattled or what! then he tried to claim I disappeared because he's so rattled at the moment

[dotty]

Oh the irony!!!!!!!!!

heh heh:)

[STEVIEG]

BWAHAHAHA
You're clearly punch drunk.
Dazed and confused.
Take your beating and come back tomorrow.


You have made more of an embarrassment of yourself in about 4 days than most do in a year

Now get a team and come back to me:)

[STEVIEG]

easy! I left an "a" out of sentence and Steve and the boys came in their trousers at the thought of me being rattled! rattled or what! then he tried to claim I disappeared because he's so rattled at the moment

You are nothing without Lamps

[Sound]

BWAHAHAHA
You're clearly punch drunk.
Dazed and confused.
Take your beating and come back tomorrow.

Where's your office?

[Sound]

easy! I left an "a" out of sentence and Steve and the boys came in their trousers at the thought of me being rattled! rattled or what! then he tried to claim I disappeared because he's so rattled at the moment

Consensus is a bitch

[POL]

You are nothing without Lampskeep me out your fantasy's thanks very much

[STEVIEG]

keep me out your fantasy's thanks very much

weak, very weak

[STEVIEG]

Consensus is a bitch


The people decided

[Edmund Blackwater]

You have made more of an embarrassment of yourself in about 4 days than most do in a year

Now get a team and come back to me:)
It's true, I may have embarassed myself a little arguing with the likes of you.
i should have just giben you a rap on the ear instead of giving you a full scale ass whooping.
I feel like a bit of a bully, but you'll come back stronger for it.

[Sound]

It's true, I may have embarassed myself a little arguing with the likes of you.
i should have just giben you a rap on the ear instead of giving you a full scale ass whooping.
I feel like a bit of a bully, but you'll come back stronger for it.

The delusion is strong in this one.

[POL]

amazing the power of the SFI, looking at the crap threads of the last two days, and here we have nearly a hundred replies in a hour or two, only the SFI can start threads and get the likes of stevie rattled with our mere presence

[STEVIEG]

amazing the power of the SFI, looking at the crap threads of the last two days, and here we have nearly a hundred replies in a hour or two, only the SFI can start threads and get the likes of stevie rattled with our mere presence

As i've said someone needs to put ye in yer place most of the best posters can't be arsed most of the time but all it takes is one or two of us to drop by every so often and set the record straight

There's better poeple than me at doing it but they can't be arsed but i have to say, i enjoy taking part in setting ye straight and showing ye up where needs be

[POL]

As i've said someone needs to put ye in yer place most of the best posters can't be arsed most of the time but all it takes is one or two of us to drop by every so often and set the record straight

There's better poeple than me at doing it but they can't be arsed but i have to say, i enjoy taking part in setting ye straight and showing ye up where needs bestevie, you've hardly posted in the last two days, in fact the sports forum was a borefest judging by the activity here, the mere sight of the SFI and you soiled yourself with excitement, who do you think you are fooling? just who?

PS, as I know you will be wondering where I am, my posting will be sporadic at best for a few days, try to survive without me..

[STEVIEG]

PS, as I know you will be wondering where I am, my posting will be sporadic at best for a few days, try to survive without me..


Heh heh no i'm been posting away all weekend and yesterday and today too
Anyway, i look forward to renewing acquaintances later in the week:)

[homer jay]

I'm back in business, having been away on work related matters.

And it looks to me like there has been a big influx in shit posts and boring topics, don't for one second think this will continue.
Fitzy even looks like he's testing the water, Echoboy seems to have redeveloped the chip on his shoulder re: the worlds greatest Irish club. SFNE's abound.

Well this all stops as of now. Comprendez

I'm currently researching a few new topics worthy of the festive period.

But to get the ball rolling I think it may be an idea to get the catergories right for the end of year awards.

Jock of the Year:
SFNE of the Year:
The Blotted Copybook (Award for the years biggest blunder):
Fitzy of the year, obviously:
Best Topic:
Most Knowledgeable Poster:
Best Poster:
Worst Poster:

feel free to add

jeez you're only back a few hours and you've already polarised the forum.

anyway back on subject. are we just going to post our own choices, or are we having actual polls on these options? if so this is gonna take a good while. i don't think there should be a SFNE of the year, its not something that should be honoured.

[shammy feen]

Best forum cock inspector in a supporting role.

Best agony aunt confession of problems in a relationship whilst having a superior IQ award.

Best Puerto Rican fun boy in a mini cooper.

Best Pet Shop Boys pillowcase buyer on E-Bay.