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paudie
07-11-2006, 11:38 AM
It's claimed that the Liverpool ace was involved in a bust-up while out with friends in the early hours of yesterday morning. According to local reports, Momo was with a group of friends in the Hot 'n' Tender take-away on Smithdown Road when some kind of altercation took place.

The police have confirmed that an allegation of assault is under investigation. Liverpool Football Club have refused to comment either way at this time.

It would be unfair to criticise Momo because only those actually present know what actually took place. Footballers can't go anywhere without getting noticed, they really do live in a goldfish bowl even in a huge city and most lads of around the same age know what clowns are on the streets in the early hours when they've been on the lash. It only takes a slight bump or a wrong look and before you know it a place can erupt.

But rather than feel sorry for the accused, what about the victim? Would you like to take one on the chin off Momo?! Easy tiger, buy him another keebab!

On the pitch Momo is a real competitor and the good thing is that he refuses to change his game just to appease referees. The frightening thing is that he's only 21-years-old. The lad's a real star in our eyes. What's he going to be like with a few more season's experience under his belt?

Signed from Valencia in July 2005 for a fee around £5.6million, the lad's proved to be a superb capture; a bargain. Not only has he proved himself as a very good player, he's also proved that he's a battler by the way he fought back from that nasty eye injury. Let's not forget that at one stage all of us feared that he may have had to hang up his boots as a result of it.

He's a quiet lad in training and you won't see him fooling around. A popular figure he is within the squad. Although he's a hardman on the pitch, off the pitch he tends to keep himself to himself. He's a not a 'look at me' footballer which is an added bonus.

Referees like to keep an eye on him but let's hope the other men in black decide he's got nothing to answer to.

Sound
07-11-2006, 11:48 AM
WHAT A DISGRACE.

The Chicken Inn is far superior.

POL
07-11-2006, 11:50 AM
whats the story with all these non stories?

homer jay
07-11-2006, 11:53 AM
meh

afaik he's muslim, so the chances of him being hammered are slim. i'd say it was some toffee had a go over his transfer, or some scumbag who was refused an autograph. i'd be more worried about the fact that he was eating from a take away.

st finnbar
07-11-2006, 11:54 AM
well he has being running around like a headless chicken for the last 11 pl matches:D

Sound
07-11-2006, 11:58 AM
well he has being running around like a headless chicken for the last 11 pl matches:D

Hell hath no fury like a toffee scorned.

Rebelred
07-11-2006, 11:59 AM
you wouldnt catch Sean Og eating a kebab during the championship season!!!
no wonder they're 11 points off the pace

Forsberg
07-11-2006, 12:04 PM
i'd say it was some toffee had a go over his transfer, or some scumbag who was refused an autograph. .

It's probably retribution for your lot breaking into Van der Meydes house and taking his dog

MonTheHoops
07-11-2006, 12:07 PM
It's probably retribution for your lot breaking into Van der Meydes house and taking his dog

Which in turn was retribution for Dudek's medals being swiped.


Which was in retaliation to Drunken Ferguson's pad being broken into......except he took matters into his own hands each time. Ferguson is a big old unit.

Sound
07-11-2006, 12:07 PM
It's probably retribution for your lot breaking into Van der Meydes house and taking his dog

I'd say Momo ate it.

Sound
07-11-2006, 12:15 PM
Which in turn was retribution for Dudek's medals being swiped.


Which was in retaliation to Drunken Ferguson's pad being broken into......except he took matters into his own hands each time. Ferguson is a big old unit.

Point of order- Dudek's car was recovered in Manchester.

homer jay
07-11-2006, 12:31 PM
It's probably retribution for your lot breaking into Van der Meydes house and taking his dog

they're not my lot.