Eskimos

[AngelaMurphy]

Great group of people. Met a few in Copenhagen a few weeks ago. There was a street full of them over on their hols from Greenland. All completely hammered.

Post your eskimo encounters / stories here.

[Rosie Nell]

Are they not called Inuits now?

[Forsberg]

They don't like being called eskimos

[Roguetrader]

They make daycint mints

[FL4ZGN]

They make daycint mints

DBO's dad makes daycint mints too. He does it with spuds and OXO gravy.

[AngelaMurphy]

They don't like being called eskimos

They do. It's only the Lefties that call them Inuits.

[i_hate_ire]

Isn't it native alaskans that should be called Inuits?

[fintan fogerty]

They do. It's only the Lefties that call them Inuits.

Bloody lefties. Why don't they call a spade a spade.

[Johnnie Gilles]

Did you meet the most famous of ALL the eskimo's?

The great Eskimo actor... Jennifer Love Hewitt?

[trasnanadtonnta]

Great group of people. Met a few in Copenhagen a few weeks ago. There was a street full of them over on their hols from Greenland. All completely hammered.

Post your eskimo encounters / stories here.

Were they clubbing? They love that shit up there.

[Forsberg]

I have an Eskimo's soccer teams tracksuit top somewhere around the house.

True Story

[fintan fogerty]

Did you lob the nose Ange?

[Hang_Sandwich]

Eskimos don't exist ange sheesh next think she be all santa clause was out clubbing....

[Langer Dan]

Were they clubbing? They love that shit up there.

*GROAN*

[Allergic!]

Did you lob the nose Ange?
made me laugh out loud, heh,heh!

[AngelaMurphy]

I have an Eskimo's soccer teams tracksuit top somewhere around the house.

True Story

Well maybe you should give it back to him.

[Forsberg]

Well maybe you should give it back to him.
It wasn't stolen from him. Sheesh.

[AngelaMurphy]

I've always thought it was lucky that there isn't an animal called the ig.
Otherwise it might keep going to the toilet in their houses.

[Hang_Sandwich]

I've always thought it was lucky that there isn't an animal called the ig.
Otherwise it might keep going to the toilet in their houses.

SLAP

[gomey]

Great group of people. Met a few in Copenhagen a few weeks ago. There was a street full of them over on their hols from Greenland. All completely hammered.

Post your eskimo encounters / stories here.
racist

[HappyMonday83]

I don't know but I've been told
eskimo pussy is mighty cold.

[thegillabbeygowl]

I don't know but I've been told
eskimo pussy is mighty cold.

You know nothing about Eskimos.
They stuff their fannies full of whale blubber to keep their furry goblets nice and warm from the cold cold weather.

[i_hate_ire]

I don't know but I've been told
eskimo pussy is mighty cold.
How Cold?

[gomey]

Dreamed I was an Eskimo

(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)

Frozen wind began to blow

(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)

Under my boots 'n around my toe

(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)

Frost had bit the ground below

(Boop-boop aiee-ay-ah!)

Was a hundred degrees below zero

(Booh!)

(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)

And my momma cried:

Boo-a-hoo hoo-ooo

And my momma cried:

Nanook-a, no no (no no . . . )

Nanook-a, no no (no no . . . )

Don't be a naughty Eskimo-wo-oh

(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)

Save your money: don't go to the show

Well I turned around an' I said:

HO HO

(Booh!)

Well I turned around an' I said:

HO HO

(Booh!)

Well I turned around an' I said:

HO HO

An' the Northern Lites commenced t' glow

An' she said

(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop . . . )

With a tear in her eye:

WATCH OUT WHERE THE HUSKIES GO

AN' DON'T YOU EAT THAT YELLOW SNOW

WATCH OUT WHERE THE HUSKIES GO

AN' DON'T YOU EAT THAT YELLOW SNOW



Well right about that time, people,

A fur trapper

Who was strictly from commercial

(Strictly Commershil)

Had the unmedicated audacity to jump up from behind my
igyaloo

(Peek-a-Boo Woo-ooo-ooo)

And he started in to whippin' on my fav'rite baby seal

With a lead-filled snow shoe . . .

I said:

With a lead

LEAD

Filled

LEAD-FILLED

A lead-filled snow shoe

SNOW SHOE

He said Peak-a-boo

PEEK-A-BOO

With a lead

LEAD

Filled

LEAD-FILLED

With a lead-filled snow shoe

SNOW SHOE

He said Peak-a-boo.

PEEK-A-BOO

He went right up side the head of my favorite baby seal

He went WHAP!

With a lead-filled snow shoe

An' he hit him on the nose 'n he hit him on the fin 'n he . .
.

That got me just about as evil

As an Eskimo boy can be . . . so I bent down 'n I reached down
'n I scooped down

An' I gathered up a generous mitten full of the deadly . . .

YELLOW SNOW

The deadly Yellow Snow from right there where the huskies go

Whereupon I proceeded to take that mitten full

Of the deadly Yellow Snow Crystals

And rub it all into his beady little eyes

With a vigorous circular motion

Hitherto unknown to the people on this area,

But destined to take the place of THE MUD SHARK

In your mythology

Here it goes now . . .

THE CIRCULAR MOTION . . . (rub it) . . .

(Here Fido . . . Here Fido)

And then, in a fit of anger, I . . .

I pounced

And I pounced again

GREAT GOOGLY-MOOGLY

I jumped up 'n down on the chest of the . . .

I injured the fur trapper

Well, he was very upset, as you can understand

And rightly so

Because

The deadly Yellow Snow Crystals

Had deprived him of his sight

And he stood up

And he looked around

And he said:

I CAN'T SEE

(DO . . . DO DO-DO DO DO DO . . . YEAH!)

I CAN'T SEE

(DO . . . DO DO-DO DO DO DO . . . YEAH!)

OH WOE IS ME

(DO . . . DO DO-DO DO DO DO . . . YEAH!)

I CAN'T SEE

(DO . . . DO DO-DO DO DO DO . . . WELL!)

NO NO

I CAN'T SEE

NO . . . I . . .

He took a dog-doo sno-cone

An' stuffed it in my right eye

He took a dog-doo sno-cone

An' stuffed it in my other eye

An' the huskie wee-wee,

I mean the doggie wee-wee

Has blinded me

An' I can't see

Temporarily

Well the fur trapper

Stood there

With his arms outstretched

Across the frozen white wasteland

Trying to figure out what he's gonna do

About his deflicted eyes

And it was at that precise moment that he remembered

An ancient Eskimo legend

Wherein it is written

On whatever it is that they write it on up there

That if anything bad ever happens to your eyes

As a result of some sort of conflict

With anyone named Nanook

The only way you can get it fixed up

Is to go trudgin' across the tundra . . .

Mile after mile

Trudgin' across the tundra . . .

Right down to the parish of Saint Alfonzo . . .

frank zappa
take that!

[thegillabbeygowl]

Would you do this???

http://www.joecorreia.com/photojournalism/Eskimo%20Web.JPG



I'd throw it into her.

[gomey]

Would you do this???

http://www.joecorreia.com/photojournalism/Eskimo%20Web.JPG



I'd throw it into her.
QUICK, SOMEBODY HELP! THAT WOMAN IS BEING EATEN BY A BEAR!

[farel']

Underwear made from baby seal fur it seems..

[fintan fogerty]

Lads, I love eskimos. Is that ok?

[hands]

Great group of people. Met a few in Copenhagen a few weeks ago. There was a street full of them over on their hols from Greenland. All completely hammered.

Post your eskimo encounters / stories here.


I studied Eskimology in college...

[AngelaMurphy]

Dreamed I was an Eskimo

(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)

Frozen wind began to blow

(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)

Under my boots 'n around my toe

(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)

Frost had bit the ground below

(Boop-boop aiee-ay-ah!)

Was a hundred degrees below zero

(Booh!)

(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)

And my momma cried:

Boo-a-hoo hoo-ooo

And my momma cried:

Nanook-a, no no (no no . . . )

Nanook-a, no no (no no . . . )

Don't be a naughty Eskimo-wo-oh

(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop-bop Ta-da-da)

Save your money: don't go to the show

Well I turned around an' I said:

HO HO

(Booh!)

Well I turned around an' I said:

HO HO

(Booh!)

Well I turned around an' I said:

HO HO

An' the Northern Lites commenced t' glow

An' she said

(Bop-bop ta-da-da bop . . . )

With a tear in her eye:

WATCH OUT WHERE THE HUSKIES GO

AN' DON'T YOU EAT THAT YELLOW SNOW

WATCH OUT WHERE THE HUSKIES GO

AN' DON'T YOU EAT THAT YELLOW SNOW



Well right about that time, people,

A fur trapper

Who was strictly from commercial

(Strictly Commershil)

Had the unmedicated audacity to jump up from behind my
igyaloo

(Peek-a-Boo Woo-ooo-ooo)

And he started in to whippin' on my fav'rite baby seal

With a lead-filled snow shoe . . .

I said:

With a lead

LEAD

Filled

LEAD-FILLED

A lead-filled snow shoe

SNOW SHOE

He said Peak-a-boo

PEEK-A-BOO

With a lead

LEAD

Filled

LEAD-FILLED

With a lead-filled snow shoe

SNOW SHOE

He said Peak-a-boo.

PEEK-A-BOO

He went right up side the head of my favorite baby seal

He went WHAP!

With a lead-filled snow shoe

An' he hit him on the nose 'n he hit him on the fin 'n he . .
.

That got me just about as evil

As an Eskimo boy can be . . . so I bent down 'n I reached down
'n I scooped down

An' I gathered up a generous mitten full of the deadly . . .

YELLOW SNOW

The deadly Yellow Snow from right there where the huskies go

Whereupon I proceeded to take that mitten full

Of the deadly Yellow Snow Crystals

And rub it all into his beady little eyes

With a vigorous circular motion

Hitherto unknown to the people on this area,

But destined to take the place of THE MUD SHARK

In your mythology

Here it goes now . . .

THE CIRCULAR MOTION . . . (rub it) . . .

(Here Fido . . . Here Fido)

And then, in a fit of anger, I . . .

I pounced

And I pounced again

GREAT GOOGLY-MOOGLY

I jumped up 'n down on the chest of the . . .

I injured the fur trapper

Well, he was very upset, as you can understand

And rightly so

Because

The deadly Yellow Snow Crystals

Had deprived him of his sight

And he stood up

And he looked around

And he said:

I CAN'T SEE

(DO . . . DO DO-DO DO DO DO . . . YEAH!)

I CAN'T SEE

(DO . . . DO DO-DO DO DO DO . . . YEAH!)

OH WOE IS ME

(DO . . . DO DO-DO DO DO DO . . . YEAH!)

I CAN'T SEE

(DO . . . DO DO-DO DO DO DO . . . WELL!)

NO NO

I CAN'T SEE

NO . . . I . . .

He took a dog-doo sno-cone

An' stuffed it in my right eye

He took a dog-doo sno-cone

An' stuffed it in my other eye

An' the huskie wee-wee,

I mean the doggie wee-wee

Has blinded me

An' I can't see

Temporarily

Well the fur trapper

Stood there

With his arms outstretched

Across the frozen white wasteland

Trying to figure out what he's gonna do

About his deflicted eyes

And it was at that precise moment that he remembered

An ancient Eskimo legend

Wherein it is written

On whatever it is that they write it on up there

That if anything bad ever happens to your eyes

As a result of some sort of conflict

With anyone named Nanook

The only way you can get it fixed up

Is to go trudgin' across the tundra . . .

Mile after mile

Trudgin' across the tundra . . .

Right down to the parish of Saint Alfonzo . . .

frank zappa
take that!


Nice one Gomey! 110%. Immediate increase in pocket money.

[hands]

Hello Bird, are you an Eskimo?

[t_mccarthy]

Hello Bird, are you an Eskimo?



didn't you get some hop when she said ... "yes"?

[t_mccarthy]

They don't like being called eskimos



that's not true. the ones we met didn't mind. and they were almost up for a pork.

[hands]

didn't you get some hop when she said ... "yes"?
I was lost for words...

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I was lost for words...



first time i've ever seen it happen

[Hang_Sandwich]

Great group of people. Met a few in Copenhagen a few weeks ago. There was a street full of them over on their hols from Greenland. All completely hammered.

Post your eskimo encounters / stories here.

did you meet santa clause aswell - phiff eskimos indeed

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

did you meet santa clause aswell - phiff eskimos indeed


no.

he hangs out in finland - not denmark

[DaycintBoy]

bump