Best way to kill a spider.

[northsidescumbag]

Poor some anti-bacterial CIF gel stuff on it and watch it flee for it's life then eventually die.

[goldey]

Haha sick...:x-mas:

[northsidescumbag]

Haha sick...:x-mas:
And satisfying.

[goldey]

I ussally just use lynx to kill em...

[northsidescumbag]

I ussally just use lynx to kill em...
Gasing has it's merits but only if it's a very toxic gas and the you spray it into something transparent.

[paddypaws]

You should never ever kill a spider, what did they ever do to you da Little beasties like

[goldey]

Yes in cobh we have transparent spiders,also dont spray unless you have a lot of it to spray cus they take fucking ages to die!

[northsidescumbag]

Yes in cobh we have transparent spiders,also dont spray unless you have a lot of it to spray cus they take fucking ages to die!
Yup, that's why I've been exploring other, more efficent methods. The CIF has proven to be the best so far. Must be really toxic to them considering one minute I could poke him and he wouldn't move, next he's running away full whack.

[goldey]

Now......lets try figure out how to get those weird little earwig things,scary bastards....

[maggot]

Burn um with a lighter.

[northsidescumbag]

Now......lets try figure out how to get those weird little earwig things,scary bastards....
Since they're not the fastest movers, pick them up. Wrap them in cotton wool and set fire to them.

[goldey]

Since they're not the fastest movers, pick them up. Wrap them in cotton wool and set fire to them.

Think i'll stick with the acid,a little less personnal like.....:D

[Pimp of Assassins]

Poor some anti-bacterial CIF gel stuff on it and watch it flee for it's life then eventually die.

- Shithead.

Pimp

[maggot]

- Shithead.

Pimp


Ah look, we have a spider lover.

That's lovely.

[northsidescumbag]

- Shithead.

Pimp
Thanks.

[AngelaMurphy]

Coax it in with a piece of bread then stamp all over its yellow head.

[Persephone]

The new Argos catalogue is great for killing spiders.

[kissmedammit]

My housemate fed one to her lizard the other day. Massive scary one that we were all too afraid to touch. So we tipped it with the brush into the bath-tub and let the lizard run loose. Hahahahaha!

[An Rón Mór]

Poor some anti-bacterial CIF gel stuff on it and watch it flee for it's life then eventually die.

you area sick fuck. why not pull off its legs one by one and watch it crawl away.



an ethical question-if you saw a fly caught in a web struggling like shit, would you free it or watch it die?

[RespectableCriminal]

Poor some anti-bacterial CIF gel stuff on it and watch it flee for it's life then eventually die.


nah drive it off a cliff.

make sure you jump out of it before it goes over the edge though,
James Dean style.

[norrie rugby head]

pour some alcohol on it, at least give it a drunken send off like

[FL4ZGN]

Suck it into the vacuum cleaner

[Pimp of Assassins]

Thanks.

- It's just as easy to scoop it up with a tissue (and if there're girls around, this'll make you look like a big man), and put it outside instead of staging an elaborate torture-death. That's the very seed of serial killerdom, you know?

Pimp

[northsidescumbag]

pour some alcohol on it, at least give it a drunken send off like
That'd probably be more painful for it than the CIF. If, I assume, you mean pure alcohol?

[Rosie Nell]

Poor some anti-bacterial CIF gel stuff on it and watch it flee for it's life then eventually die.

Young scamp...I'm sure you also enjoy tying tin cans to cats tails and drowning puppies. Whatever happened to catching them and putting them outside?

[exileonpatrickstreet]

- It's just as easy to scoop it up with a tissue (and if there're girls around, this'll make you look like a big man), and put it outside instead of staging an elaborate torture-death. That's the very seed of serial killerdom, you know?
tissue? just use your bare hands, man.

agreed though. anyone who gets their kicks out of torturing spiders to death is a creep, certainly not a man

[Pimp of Assassins]

tissue? just use your bare hands, man.


I hope he's overridden with flies.

Pimp

[northsidescumbag]

Young scamp...I'm sure you also enjoy tying tin cans to cats tails and drowning puppies. Whatever happened to catching them and putting them outside?
Course not. That'd just be mean.

[Pimp of Assassins]

Poor some anti-bacterial CIF gel stuff on it and watch it flee for it's life then eventually die.

- There is so much wrong with that sentence, I'll remember it forever. Crap spelling, shite grammar, worse punctuation, gleeful sadism, and horrid disrespect for life.

It's almost gloriously inhuman.

Pimp

[northsidescumbag]

- There is so much wrong with that sentence, I'll remember it forever. Crap spelling, shite grammar, worse punctuation, gleeful sadism, and horrid disrespect for life.

It's almost gloriously inhuman.

Pimp
Haha. Irony.

[Pimp of Assassins]

Haha. Irony.

- Of the Morissette school.

Pimp

[Charlie Ville]

Do you know what's even better?

Scoop the spider up and put it outside. Greater feeling of satisfaction (knowing that a living entity will continue its existence).

[Ciotóg]

Feed it to a Somali.

[oul'doll]

What are ya killing the spiders for, ya bastards. Just put them outside.

[norrie rugby head]

Greater feeling of satisfaction (knowing that a living entity will continue its existence).



you think of that the next time you take antibiotics

[oul'doll]

you think of that the next time you take antibiotics


Ha?

[norrie rugby head]

Ha?


huh??





























he thinks that there is great satisfaction, in letting something living continue to exist.

just wondering if he uses antibiotics or dettol etc.

[Charlie Ville]

you think of that the next time you take antibiotics

I don't.
I'm from the old school where we didn't go running to the doctor as soon as we had a pain somewhere on our body.

And I won't even start talking about the new generation taking tablets for a hangover ....... wimps.

[oul'doll]

huh??

he thinks that there is great satisfaction, in letting something living continue to exist.

just wondering if he uses antibiotics or dettol etc.


I really don't see the connection. He shouldn't feel ok about not killing spiders in his gaff cos he might sometimes take anitbiotics?!

Is this another one of those 'Well, everything is shit anyway so why do the right thing ever' arguments?

[Charlie Ville]

he thinks that there is great satisfaction, in letting something living continue to exist.

just wondering if he uses antibiotics or dettol etc.

What a dope.
What's Santa gonna get ya for Christmas?

[DOBBER22]

Lighter ... flick .... poof no more spider

**Warning will cause a burning aracnid smell**

[Nicewanbiy]

Poor some anti-bacterial CIF gel stuff on it and watch it flee for it's life then eventually die.
Fucked...in....the.. .head, biy.

[afeencalleddan]

Spiders are cool and harmless in this part of the world plus they kill flies. Anybody who wants to kill one is clearly a fuckin girly gimp.

[Nicewanbiy]

Spiders are cool and harmless in this part of the world plus they kill flies. Anybody who wants to kill one is clearly a fuckin girly gimp.
http://www.pookaibooks.org/weblog/tarantula.jpg

http://www.californiawinean dfood.com/news/exotic-dinner-tarantula.jpg

[northsidescumbag]

Fucked...in....the.. .head, biy.
Means alot, thanks.

[janglinjack]

http://www.craphound.com/images/dococcossie.jpg


Attach 4 metal arms to your spine and, hey presto!