Graham Coxon Rocks

[AngelaMurphy]

He is on my telly now.

[AngelaMurphy]

Captain are on my telly now - they're pretty shit to be honest.

[Aphex]

"country house" by blur is one of the worst songs ever...i hated it for years...i still hate it...in fact, i hate blur alot because of it...

[AngelaMurphy]

And now it's the bloody Automatic - I'm of to bed...bloody Taffies.

[Forsberg]

Grahm Coxon is daycint. Doesn't get the credit he deserves

[daphne]

he gets adequate credit from those he wants credit from.

[Ciotóg]

Angela Murphy - I demand you behave normally. Behave normally or I'll set the PROC behaviour fascistasti police on you. I swear to God, they're lethal.

Behave like a proper BoB person immediately, or I'll report you to the admin.

[Ciotóg]

Who is he?

Is he any good?

This is one of those times that I feel disconnected from the whole cooler element of society.

What's going on there?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

He is on my telly now.


I have a recording of a band on my phone and they're currently singing "Boys oh boys boys oh boys boys oh boys Boys oh boys boys oh boys boys oh boysBoys oh boys boys oh boys boys oh boysBoys oh boys boys oh boys boys oh boysBoys oh boys boys oh boys boys oh boysBoys oh boys boys oh boys boys oh boysBoys oh boys boys oh boys boys oh boysBoys oh boys boys oh boys boys oh boysBoys oh boys boys oh boys boys oh boysBoys oh boys boys oh boys boys oh boys"

[concrete boy]

I met Coxon last year in Whelans and proceeded to drunkenly annoy him, asking him how much royalties he gets from Blur etc..

[AngelaMurphy]

Holy shit!

Eveybody! Come quick! Look what Angela did!

See? See there? La? A FULLY INDEPENDENT THREAD! She budded off on her own, like a wee paramecium-baby, and started a thread without needing her buddies around and without having to mention the "other" thread in every single post!

She's cool. I like her.

I want to give her a cuddle.

And Captain are pretty shit, indeed.

Hurrah!

You really are a complete cock aren't you?

And besides - I was langers when I started this last night.

I'm heading back to BoB where I don't have to deal with idiots like yourself.

[Vincent Murphy]

You really are a complete cock aren't you?

And besides - I was langers when I started this last night.

I'm heading back to BoB where I don't have to deal with idiots like yourself.

shut up. scippy knows everything - he's even an authority on music now!

[Ciotóg]

He's a musicologist. He only speaks on subjects in which he is fully qualified.

This is also why he starts multiple threads on females' fiddly bits.

[Vincent Murphy]

He's a musicologist. He only speaks on subjects in which he is fully qualified.

This is also why he starts multiple threads on females' fiddly bits.

yeah, those threads are so funny - he's so clever!

[Vincent Murphy]

Actually, bitch-slit, I was being serious.

But you just fuck off away for yourself and go back to the ant-hill. It's the place to be when you're not in the mood for idiots.

Oh by the way, Vinny biy; I am, indeed, a musicologist as Ciotóg says. But even if I weren't, most people can form opinions about what they like and don't like. Some of us can even do it without recourse to our boring-oh-boring buddies.

It's a rare and sublime pleasure.

i know, your taste is just probably shit.

[AngelaMurphy]

He's a musicologist. He only speaks on subjects in which he is fully qualified.

This is also why he starts multiple threads on females' fiddly bits.

He must be a scatologist too - that would explain why he talks such shit!

[AngelaMurphy]

Actually, bitch-slit, I was being serious. You started a PROC thread as opposed to a "Fuck me, BoB, fuck me in my moist sphincter" thread.

But you just fuck off away for yourself so and go back to the ant-hill. It's the place to be when you're not in the mood for idiots.

Oh by the way, Vinny biy; I am, indeed, a musicologist as Ciotóg says. But even if I weren't, most people can form opinions about what they like and don't like. Some of us can even do it without recourse to our boring-oh-boring buddies.

It's a rare and sublime pleasure.

Try it out.

So in "serious" Scipi mode you're a condescending arse? Good man.

[AngelaMurphy]

Scipi - I don't need your nod of approval on anything I post up here.

If you don't think writing:

"Eveybody! Come quick! Look what Angela did!

See? See there? La? A FULLY INDEPENDENT THREAD! She budded off on her own, like a wee paramecium-baby, and started a thread without needing her buddies around and without having to mention the "other" thread in every single post!"

is even remotely condescending then you're even more up your own arse than I originally thought.

And "bitch-slit"? What kind of an insult is that?? Both offensive and completely stupid...kind of like yourself.

[Ciotóg]

This is like watching redabbey fighting with himself, using the medium of the PROC.

[fintan fogerty]

He must be a scatologist too - that would explain why he talks such shit!

Over twenty thousand posts summed up in one line.

[AngelaMurphy]

Aren't all insults meant to be offensive?

What's the point of them otherwise?

I was just responding in kind to someone who'd called me a cock. Just responding in kind, is all.

Look out the the panes of glass when you fire off them stones, like.

So you admit that you were being condescending?

Good man.

[Ciotóg]

Harsh.


Liars!

Chumps!

Mugs!

Cheating bastarding bastiches!

(Oh I'm so cultured. Not bad for a heathen-cum-jackeen.
Who's taking the camel to the Mediterranean? Can you store butter under water?)

[Vincent Murphy]

Good, indeed. I'm sure your approval means as much to me as mine to you.

I still think you're cool though, doll-face.

*smack*

haha what a nonce! :lol!:

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Aren't all insults meant to be offensive?

What's the point of them otherwise?

I was just responding in kind to someone who'd called me a cock. Just responding in kind, is all.

Look out the the panes of glass when you fire off them stones, like.



don't be such a condescending gonad.

[Vincent Murphy]

I just remembered, I haven't tended to the plants in the thread greenhouse for ages. See you all later.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Good, indeed. I'm sure your approval means as much to me as mine to you.

I still think you're cool though, doll-face.

*smack*


well, ange hasn't ever jumped into a thread and commented on the fact that you've posted in it.

if fairness, it's a bit of a pompous thing to do, don't you think?

[pudgee]

Lordy lord.

I'm being savaged by the boring-oh-boring crowd.

Will nobody spring to my aid? It's like being left to the mercy of a pack of ravening hamsters.

Oh mercy. Mercy, woe and fie!

Does anybody know any bland jokes?

Scipi, just stop. This is becoming embarassing for all concerned.

[steve sanders]

scipio won't stop 'til he wins over the boys oh boys and they all love and respect him.

'like me! validate me!'

he seems to cry. truly it is a dark time.

[Vincent Murphy]

Scipi, just stop. This is becoming embarassing for all concerned.

hehe :)

[AngelaMurphy]

Lordy lord.

I'm being savaged by the boring-oh-boring crowd.

Will nobody spring to my aid? It's like being left to the mercy of a pack of ravening hamsters.

Oh mercy. Mercy, woe and fie!

Does anybody know any bland jokes?

Scipi, a favour: could you point us to one funny post you've submitted (I mean you have over 20,000 of them so finding one shouldn't be too much of a challenge).

Maybe then we can see for ourselves the level of wit and sophistication we should aspire to on here.

Thanks.

[Vincent Murphy]

Boys oh boys 47, Scipi 0.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Oh alright so.

'Tis only a bit of fun, but shur whaharm.

I'll just go back to ignoring them.


hmmmm, interesting isn't it.

as soon as he's asked to point out a funny comment of his, he goes into hiding.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

"So this bland walks into a bar and..."

Ah forget it.

I've had enough of ye for one day. I'm sure other posters here could point out funny things I've said. I don't know from funny, really.

Wouldn't like to toot my own horn, so to speak.


:lol!: that's all you seem to do :lol!:

[fintan fogerty]

:lol!: that's all you seem to do :lol!:

Indeed. Well I suppose he has to do something with all that hot air!! Anyway now that he has run off with his tail between his legs, we'd better get back on topic before the jungle police start whining.

I've seen Mr. Coxon on a few occasions and he does rock!! And in no uncertain terms I might add. Puts on a good show,too. He even did a couple of backwards head-over-heels while all the time strumming away on the faithful telecaster. Between song banter was kept to a minimum as he was hammered to the point of incoherence. Good thing, we don't want our rockstars to be squeaky clean. Debauchery is the way forward.

I also had the occasion to go to the aftershow party in the vip lounge of the Hammersmith Palais. Graham didn't show though as he had already collapsed. The Departure were nice fellas though!!

So I agree, Coxo rocks!!

All hail the King of Camden

And Vince, the King of the PROC

[Vincent Murphy]

Thanks Fintan.

Got on your aviator shades, hey man you're looking really ace!

[fintan fogerty]

Groovin your stink on your fender bass

[Vincent Murphy]

your mando is a fender isn't it?

[fintan fogerty]

It is yeah!! I fitted it with a few humbuckers for a fatter sound. Needed some extra bite when I toured with Gaelic Storm in the States. We did a few arena shows, hence the need for some extra juice.

[Vincent Murphy]

cool, how's the overdrive pedal working out for you?

[fintan fogerty]

Wasn't getting the boost I needed so I replaced it with a Big Muff. Now it kicks like a mule.

[Vincent Murphy]

Wasn't getting the boost I needed so I replaced it with a Big Muff. Now it kicks like a mule.

sweet, are you still jamming with peanut?

[fintan fogerty]

Yeah but he's recording with the Kaisers at the mo so not doing much!!

[Vincent Murphy]

cool did you get that support slot for the next Kaisers tour?

[fintan fogerty]

You know it!!!

[AngelaMurphy]

I also had the occasion to go to the aftershow party in the vip lounge of the Hammersmith Palais. Graham didn't show though as he had already collapsed. The Departure were nice fellas though!!



No - he had already been thrown out at that stage for stealing cushions.

[fintan fogerty]

What is it with rockstars and stealing cushions??

I'll never understand that!!

[t_mccarthy]

What is it with rockstars and stealing cushions??

I'll never understand that!!



they need them for pillow fights

[markinmanc]

Graham Coxon is playing Manchester next month, mere yards from my house. And I have yet to get a ticket.

[pudgee]

Graham Coxon is playing Manchester next month, mere yards from my house. And I have yet to get a ticket.
He played mere yards from my house last moth, for free. Followed by Buzzcocks.
Twas great.

[t_mccarthy]

He played mere yards from my house last moth, for free. Followed by Buzzcocks.
Twas great.



he played in my yard last week.

it was ok.

[pudgee]

he played in my yard last week.

it was ok.
He cooked my dinner last night.
It was horrible, to be honest.

[ho chi feen]

He played mere yards from my house last moth, for free. Followed by Buzzcocks.
Twas great.


Never mind the...

And so forth.

[spatterbag]

what's this all about?

[janglinjack]

what's this all about?

Graham Coxon (the ex-blur guitarist) and how much he rocks. Oh and some attempted Boys oh boys bashing.

[t_mccarthy]

Graham Coxon (the ex-blur guitarist) and how much he rocks. Oh and some attempted Boys oh boys bashing.

the bob bashing was pitiful it has to be said.

as soon as scipi was asked to point out a funny post of his he went running. tail between legs etc.

[ho chi feen]

Graham Coxon (the ex-blur guitarist) and how much he rocks. Oh and some attempted Boys oh boys bashing.

Yeah, but would ya flah him?

[t_mccarthy]

Yeah, but would ya flah him?



no

[ho chi feen]

the bob bashing was pitiful it has to be said.

as soon as scipi was asked to point out a funny post of his he went running. tail between legs etc.


Yeah, but would ya lick him out?

[janglinjack]

the bob bashing was pitiful it has to be said.

as soon as scipi was asked to point out a funny post of his he went running. tail between legs etc.

Humiliating indeed. I think he's just jealous of BoB's success.

[janglinjack]

Yeah, but would ya flah him?

Yerra I'd give him a quick poke. I'm not sure about the reach around though, I'm not gay like.

[ho chi feen]

Yerra I'd give him a quick poke. I'm not sure about the reach around though, I'm not gay like.

Oh come on, you like soooo would!

[t_mccarthy]

ugh

[janglinjack]

Oh come on, you like soooo would!

No, you see if I told my friends I'd shagged Graham Coxon they'd be all like, "oh, cool", but if I said I'd tugged him off they'd be all like: "you're such a fag".

There's a fine line Ho Chi, a very fine line.

[Jim Comic]

http://www.nme.com/news/blur/25679

[Vincent Murphy]

http://www.nme.com/news/blur/25679

Excellent!