1st Annual Boys oh boys Summer Festival 2006!

[Vincent Murphy]

When: Wednesday 23rd-Saturday 26th August 2006
Where: Cork City Centre
Who: Everyone on the PROC is invited, but people confirmed so far:
Vincent Murphy
Angela Murphy
hands
Fintan Fogarty
Ted O'Brien
the gillabbeygowl
yer_one
What: 4 nights of mayhem in various pubs throughout Cork City (and possibly a trip to Glanmire). Events already scheduled include sing-songs, fighting, pile-ons, projectile vomiting and mild sexual assault. Keep an eye on this thread for exact locations...
Why: To celebrate Boys oh boys being the most popular thread ever on the PROC.
How much: Here's the best bit - it's totally free!

[Hang_Sandwich]

excellent a whole day without ye on the board, anyone want to celebrate??

[Vincent Murphy]

excellent a whole day without ye on the board, anyone want to celebrate??

wha?

[AngelaMurphy]

excellent a whole day without ye on the board, anyone want to celebrate??

I'll think you'll find that it's 4 whole days...

[Vincent Murphy]

I'll think you'll find that it's 4 whole days...

And we'll bring a laptop along with us just so the rare few that aren't actually out with us can be kept updated on our progress.

[fintan fogerty]

excellent a whole day without ye on the board, anyone want to celebrate??

Party in Boys oh Boys?

[AngelaMurphy]

And we'll bring a laptop along with us just so the rare few that aren't actually out with us can be kept updated on our progress.

Yeah - I'd say PROC will be a quiet old place for those 4 days but we'd better log in from the various festival locations to keep those who can't make it up to date.

[hands]

Will be there with Bells on Vince....

[Vincent Murphy]

Considering we have over 10,000 new best mates, there's nearly bound to be a dozen or so who can't make it.

[hands]

I hope so Vince, I hope so... I'm sure looking forward to meeting everyone there...

[fintan fogerty]

So is everyone Hands, so is everyone

[Vincent Murphy]

I hope so Vince, I hope so... I'm sure looking forward to meeting everyone there...

do you reckon there'll be any trouble from the begrudgers?

[hands]

do you reckon there'll be any trouble from the begrudgers?

I sure hope not Vince, but everyone's welcome... :bday:

[AngelaMurphy]

do you reckon there'll be any trouble from the begrudgers?

The only begrudgers will be the jealous proccers who can't make the 4 days of the Festival.

[Vincent Murphy]

Langer dan will probably turn out to be a legend.

[fintan fogerty]

Venue has been upgraded due to popular demand!!!

[Vincent Murphy]

Tucker is confirmed now as well.

[fintan fogerty]

Who's tucker?

[yer_one]

oh Vinny, like I said a few weeks back I wont be around for this festival:cool:

[Vincent Murphy]

oh Vinny, like I said a few weeks back I wont be around for this festival:cool:

Oi, you said you'd be around for the Saturday night!

[yer_one]

Oi, you said you'd be around for the Saturday night!


ya, will get the tail end. Just hope ye wont all be buggered by then!:-o

[Sound]

Stay in your own thread with your own kind.

(c) KKK circa 1955.

[Vincent Murphy]

ya, will get the tail end. Just hope ye wont all be buggered by then!:-o

that's the spirit! I'm a bit worried that tucker might try to bugger us but I'd say between all of us we'll be able to fend him off!

[Vincent Murphy]

Stay in your own thread with your own kind.

(c) KKK circa 1955.

we officially own this thread too mate.

[yer_one]

that's the spirit! I'm a bit worried that tucker might try to bugger us but I'd say between all of us we'll be able to fend him off!


Dont be fooled by his 40 something yr old body. He has hidden strength

[fintan fogerty]

Stay in your own thread with your own kind.

(c) KKK circa 1955.

Jaysus, another bright spark,wha?

[fintan fogerty]

Dont be fooled by his 40 something yr old body. He has hidden strength

Could be difficult, he's way younger than us so!!!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

can't believe i'm going to miss it!

[hands]

Poor Wolfy

[t_mccarthy]

excellent a whole day without ye on the board, anyone want to celebrate??


don't worry. i'll be here.

[t_mccarthy]

can't believe i'm going to miss it!


me too! :-(

[Vincent Murphy]

only 8 days to go.

[AngelaMurphy]

only 8 days to go.

It's so close now I can almost taste it.

Tastes of gin, LBJs, and projectiles.

[AngelaMurphy]

begrudge begrudge begrudge

Gayers

Yeah, those begrudgers are pretty gay...

[Vincent Murphy]

It's so close now I can almost taste it.

Tastes of gin, LBJs, and projectiles.

and squirt.

[AngelaMurphy]

and squirt.

:lol!:

How could I forget the most important ingredient!

[Vincent Murphy]

:lol!:

How could I forget the most important ingredient!

I hope you've nicked a pair of protective glasses from the chemistry lab :D

[Vincent Murphy]

Langer Dan's trying to set up his own pissup for the closing night of the festival - typical.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Langer Dan's trying to set up his own pissup for the closing night of the festival - typical.


aren't ye going to have it in the wells though?

i think he must have been afraid that noone would have shown up if it he organised one - so he's just going to, once again, jump on the BoB bandwagon.

[concrete boy]

aren't ye going to have it in the wells though?

i think he must have been afraid that noone would have shown up if it he organised one - so he's just going to, once again, jump on the BoB bandwagon.

shut up.

[hands]

When: Wednesday 23rd-Saturday 26th August 2006
Where: Cork City Centre
Who: Everyone on the PROC is invited, but people confirmed so far:
Vincent Murphy
Angela Murphy
hands
Fintan Fogarty
Ted O'Brien
the gillabbeygowl
yer_one
What: 4 nights of mayhem in various pubs throughout Cork City (and possibly a trip to Glanmire). Events already scheduled include sing-songs, fighting, pile-ons, projectile vomiting and mild sexual assault. Keep an eye on this thread for exact locations...
Why: To celebrate Boys oh boys being the most popular thread ever on the PROC.
How much: Here's the best bit - it's totally free!

:lol:

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

when are we thinking of having our cork summer love festival this year?

[Vincent Murphy]

any time in augy would be good!

[AngelaMurphy]

Not the elecy piccy weekend though.

[Vincent Murphy]

true - or the stocky weekend

[AngelaMurphy]

oh yeah

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

would be able to decide on that?


how about the last weekend in augy?

[AngelaMurphy]

that's eleccy piccy

[Claire Bergin]

that's eleccy piccy

i think you'll find it's called lecky picky angie, eleccy piccy just sounds foolish......and you don't want to sound foolish now do you??

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

that's eleccy piccy

why don't you suggest a weekend then you LB. or am i meant to just list each of them out and you decide which ones are no good?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

how about the weekend of the 16th and 17th August for the 2008 summer bobfest?

[AngelaMurphy]

why don't you suggest a weekend then you LB. or am i meant to just list each of them out and you decide which ones are no good?

Yeah, because it's my fault that the EP is on that weekend :rolleyes:

Why don't I just contact the organisers and ask them to postpone it until the following weekend because the BoBs want to go on a fest in Cork. Jesus.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Yeah, because it's my fault that the EP is on that weekend :rolleyes:

Why don't I just contact the organisers and ask them to postpone it until the following weekend because the BoBs want to go on a fest in Cork. Jesus.



:roll:

you hippies couldn't organise a piss up in pub or moderately priced restaurant.



why don't you suggest a weekend in august rather than being a complete finner about it. i'll help you - the 16th and the 17th are a sat and sun.

[AngelaMurphy]

Yeah - whatever weekend is good with you.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Yeah - whatever weekend is good with you.

excluding the last weekend in august.

[AngelaMurphy]

Yeah. And the 16th and 17th actually.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Yeah. And the 16th and 17th actually.



you are such a cunt.

[AngelaMurphy]

I'm just joshing with you ya stupid cunt.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I'm just joshing with you ya stupid cunt.

fuck you, you donkey raping shit eater....you fucked your uncle

[Vincent Murphy]

what's going on here?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

ange fucked his uncle.

he doesn't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, he just fucks his uncle all day long *fart fart fart fart*

[Vincent Murphy]

:shock:

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

so - 16th of August for this years summer cork bobfest.

[Vincent Murphy]

whatever wolfy :rolly:

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

some of us have to book flights you LB.

i give up.

[Vincent Murphy]

oh right yeah


















































:rolleroo:

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

:mad:aroo

[Vincent Murphy]

teeheeehee poor wolfy!

[Vincent Murphy]

right ange i'm gonna book - you going with 19th to 30th?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

*cuddles vincearoo*

[Vincent Murphy]

yay

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

book it you sluts.

[Vincent Murphy]

i'm poised to book as soon as angie gives the deffy green light

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

BOOK IT YOU SLUTS




yay

[AngelaMurphy]

You have my permission to book the 16th of August for the Summer Fest Vince.

[Vincent Murphy]

ffs...

[Vincent Murphy]

yay bookarooed - going to have a couple of quiet nights in santyryny on my own i reckon

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[Vincent Murphy]

i'm actually so xcitey i can't work

[fintan fogerty]

I don't think we need to have everything in August booked unless you need tickets(EP). The Summer fest is just going home. Any weekend is good for me.

[fintan fogerty]

:roll:

you hippies couldn't organise a piss up in pub or moderately priced restaurant.



why don't you suggest a weekend in august rather than being a complete finner about it. i'll help you - the 16th and the 17th are a sat and sun.

Just relax about things, Wolfy. You'll live longer. It's miles away.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I don't think we need to have everything in August booked unless you need tickets(EP). The Summer fest is just going home. Any weekend is good for me.

we don't all have 4 months off per summer - where we can spend 4 or 5 weeks at home - or where we can fly midweek. as it is - weekend flights home are expensive in august. the longer we leave it - the more expensive it's going to get.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Just relax about things, Wolfy. You'll live longer. It's miles away.

when is a good time to start thinking about it so?

[fintan fogerty]

when is a good time to start thinking about it so?

1st August.

and I only get two and a half months holidays in the Summer.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

1st August.

and I only get two and a half months holidays in the Summer.


ok - i'll wait til 1st of august to book my flights.

[fintan fogerty]

Trust me. You'll live longer.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Trust me. You'll live longer.



of course i will. scientific journals constantly show that people who are lazy and don't ever do anything live on average 3.5 years longer than everyone else.


i'd really just rather not waste the first 75 years though.

[Vincent Murphy]

quit pissing and moaning lads

[hands]

of course i will. scientific journals constantly show that people who are lazy and don't ever do anything live on average 3.5 years longer than everyone else.


i'd really just rather not waste the first 75 years though.

To be honest, when you reach 75 the chances you are pissing and shitting in your pants every day is quite likely. The less time I spend doing that the better. I want out well before that happens.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

quit pissing and moaning lads

i'll piss and moan you

[fintan fogerty]

Nothing to do with being lazy. Stress kills. It's a fact. And if you get stressed out because your mates don't want to choose a weekend five months down the line, then you should try to change a few things.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

To be honest, when you reach 75 the chances you are pissing and shitting in your pants every day is quite likely. The less time I spend doing that the better. I want out well before that happens.

yeah - what a reward that would be.

[Vincent Murphy]

george best had the right idea handsy - 58 is about the ideal age to die

[hands]

george best had the right idea handsy - 58 is about the ideal age to die

I'm happy to get out in the next 5.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Nothing to do with being lazy. Stress kills. It's a fact. And if you get stressed out because your mates don't want to choose a weekend five months down the line, then you should try to change a few things.

finner - being organised, planning things in advance and getting out of bed before midday isn't stressing - it is actually quite useful if you want to get things done. my summer isn't going to consist of sitting around everyday watching tv and going to the pub in the evening - and available at the drop of a hat to meet up with my mates. i'm doing several other things this summer including taking two weeks holidays in august - i would have liked to organised these two weeks so that they wouldn't clash with a weekend everyone was free for the summerfest - as i would have liked to have made it this year.

[Vincent Murphy]

don't be such a morbid marcus handsy

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I'm happy to get out in the next 5.

about 75 for me i think.

[fintan fogerty]

finner - being organised, planning things in advance and getting out of bed before midday isn't stressing - it is actually quite useful if you want to get things done. my summer isn't going to consist of sitting around everyday watching tv and going to the pub in the evening - and available at the drop of a hat to meet up with my mates. i'm doing several other things this summer including taking two weeks holidays in august - i would have liked to organised these two weeks so that they wouldn't clash with a weekend everyone was free for the summerfest - as i would have liked to have made it this year.

Have plenty on this Summer myself. And if you think that all I do is watch tv and go to the pub then you're on another one of your pretending to be simpy rants. You do realise that my job also involves research don't you? Best time to get this done is the Summer when not teaching. Plan your weekend, I'll tell you if I'll be there when I see how the work is going.

[Vincent Murphy]

don't be such a cranky colin finner

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Have plenty on this Summer myself. And if you think that all I do is watch tv and go to the pub then you're on another one of your pretending to be simpy rants. You do realise that my job also involves research don't you? Best time to get this done is the Summer when not teaching. Plan your weekend, I'll tell you if I'll be there when I see how the work is going.

:lol!:

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

don't be such a cranky colin finner

he's still crying over the fizz debate :(

[Vincent Murphy]

teehehe

[fintan fogerty]

:lol!:

Fuck off Wolfy.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Fuck off Wolfy.

:lol!:

[Vincent Murphy]

:lol:

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

stop stressing finabloid - you'll live longer.

btw - you can't have your cake and eat it.

you talk about how you work 8 hours a week and sleep everyday to lunchtime - and then you try and convince us that you're so busy that you need to take your 3 months off in the summer to do all your "research".

all i was asking was if you guys could let me know when you were available in the summer for the summerfest as i need to book flights - and would like to do that sooner rather than late. if you're still sore about the fizz and gerard depardoo thing - then that's your problem and not mine - but it's probably worth having a serious think about things if that's what's really bugging you.

[fintan fogerty]

Doesn't matter to me when you are available Wolfy.

[Vincent Murphy]

if you're still sore about the fizz and gerard depardoo thing - then that's your problem and not mine - but it's probably worth having a serious think about things if that's what's really bugging you.

:lol!::lol!::lol!::l ol!:

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Doesn't matter to me when you are available Wolfy.

stop being such a baby.

[Vincent Murphy]

what weekend you coming home wolfy?

[fintan fogerty]

How am I being a baby? It doesn't matter to me. Plan your holidays. I chose my holiday dates without checking with everyone.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

to be honest i was thinking either the last weekend - or the 16th and 17th.

but since the leccaroo picker is the last weekend (good thing i asked) - i was thinking the 16th and 17th is prob the best option. but - as it's 4 months away i'm still pretty flexible and can work around you guys.

seems like 16th and 17th suits everyone else so far.

[Vincent Murphy]

sounds good to me wolfy

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

How am I being a baby? It doesn't matter to me. Plan your holidays. I chose my holiday dates without checking with everyone.


yes - but you're a lot more proactive and independant thinking than me.

i suppose i have another hang-up in that i like to attend bobfests. so if it's possible that i can arrange my own holidays and attent a bobfest in august - then that's what i'll do.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

sounds good to me wolfy



excellent - well, i'll prob book my flights to cork so at the weekend.

will prob also book scandi now that we've more or less all agreed on the weekend.

it's good to have all these things sorted.

[fintan fogerty]

yes - but you're a lot more proactive and independant thinking than me.

i suppose i have another hang-up in that i like to attend bobfests. so if it's possible that i can arrange my own holidays and attent a bobfest in august - then that's what i'll do.

I certainly agree with this.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I certainly agree with this.

don't think any of us will disagree with you on that one finner.





:)

[Vincent Murphy]

yay for proactive finner

[fintan fogerty]

Don't forget independant thinking.

[Vincent Murphy]

yay for indepenny thinking, proacty finbaloid

[fintan fogerty]

Yup. It's great being able to make your own decisions.

[Vincent Murphy]

allez les finners

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Yup. It's great being able to make your own decisions.



heeheehee

[hands]

about 75 for me i think.

Nope - 5 more years of living the dream, then it becomes the nightmare. Fuck that.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

i don't know.

i kind of like the thought of being old and sleazy.

i think the hardest milestone age will be the 40th.

[hands]

i don't know.

i kind of like the thought of being old and sleazy.

i think the hardest milestone age will be the 40th.

you say that cos you're only 6 months from 30....

[Vincent Murphy]

stop being such a negative nolberto handsy

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

you say that cos you're only 6 months from 30....

hahaha - no, i'm actually not really that bothered about turning 30 (possibly because i haven't given it a great deal of thought) - actually never felt better. although, have noticed i've got one grey hair. and a couple of greys in the beard when it gets a little long.

[king of the BONGO]

30 is a walk in the park... a park filled with older (sluttier) chicks

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

30 is a walk in the park... a park filled with older (sluttier) chicks

how old are you bongaloo - if you don't mind me asking?

[king of the BONGO]

creeping up on 31

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

a fine age

[Kenneth Hickey]

anymore plans for the summer bobfest wolfy?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

think i'll come back on the 16th august for the weekend.

[Vincent Murphy]

yay

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

vince - would it be ok if i gave you a great big cuddle in august?

[Vincent Murphy]

i'd be offended if you didn't wolfy :)

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

4 months away - and i'm getting giddy.


yay.

[Vincent Murphy]

not to mention stockholm in 58 days :)

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

57 for me :)

i wonder if someone else is going to come on the wednesday.....

hoping t or berglaroo won't let me down.

[Vincent Murphy]

i'd say you'd be well capable of some good sleazing on your own if it came down to it - a solo bobfest dressed as bjorny would be pretay funny.. :)

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

i'd say you'd be well capable of some good sleazing on your own if it came down to it - a solo bobfest dressed as bjorny would be pretay funny.. :)

i don't think it would be the end of the world if i was on my own there.

but i don't really like drinking on my own. guess i'd have to make some friends.

[Vincent Murphy]

yeah the first 5 minutes in the pub might be a bit crap

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

yeah the first 5 minutes in the pub might be a bit crap

have gone out a few times on my own (when away on work etc.) - think the problem is getting the energy right. when you're boozing on your own your energy levels are quite low - as you're just thinking about things yourself. rather than when you're with a bob - and your brain is automatically thinking about funny things to do and say... i think the key is to get in the right frame of mind before you go for a few bevvies...

[Vincent Murphy]

yeah it's crap going out on your own in Ireland or the UK but in scandi sluts will just start approaching you after a while anyway

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

yeah - think i'll wear something especially alluring - maybe my ghey pinstripe shirt...or a hat with a feather...

[Vincent Murphy]

those tricolour feathy boas are pretty great

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

will see if i can pick up one of those puppies.

[Vincent Murphy]

probby have em in cork airpy?

[AngelaMurphy]

Been out 3 times on my own in Scandi. Great laugh each time. You make loads of friends while sitting at the bar.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

would you do any sort of dressing up on your own angie?

i don't think i'd go overboard - but i'd deffy have a little bit of magic couture

[AngelaMurphy]

A nice pirate hat could work well.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

how about a shitty pirate hat?

[fintan fogerty]

How about a shitty (but versatile) pirate shirt?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

could be an evil clown or a pirate i guess

http://images.buycostumes.c om/mgen/merchandiser/19601.jpg

[AngelaMurphy]

how about a shitty pirate hat?

No. Birds don't like poo as much as you Wolfy.
It's one of the reason Jungy is single.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

No. Birds don't like poo as much as you Wolfy.
It's one of the reason Jungy is single.



hmmm - was going to fashion a pirey hat out of a big plop.... you're prob right though.

how about a pink cowboy hat - and i go to the Berlin Bar which will be teeming with middle aged leather clad taschered men?

[AngelaMurphy]

I wore a normal t-shirt with a pocket on it on Friday:

"Hi bird. Can I ask you a question?"
"OK"
"Is my tshirt very ghey?"
"No, why?"
"Because it has a vagina on it, look" *puts fingers in and out of tshirt pocket*

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I wore a normal t-shirt with a pocket on it on Friday:

"Hi bird. Can I ask you a question?"
"OK"
"Is my tshirt very ghey?"
"No, why?"
"Because it has a vagina on it, look" *puts fingers in and out of tshirt pocket*



please tell me that actually happened!!!!

[AngelaMurphy]

please tell me that actually happened!!!!

To 3 different birds. All thought it was fanny.

[tedobrien]

How about a shitty (but versatile) pirate shirt?
:roll: :roll:

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

To 3 different birds. All thought it was fanny.

:lol!:


that's fecking genius!!!

heeheehee

[AngelaMurphy]

sluts

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

you've got to love the little pea-sized brained fools.

[Vincent Murphy]

teehee

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

yay