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What a fucking knacker!The AB players are such animals really-always fighting with women,drinkin the shit out of it,or pissing on the field of play now-can't believe they tried to defend it.Imagine if Drico was caught doing the same thing.
NZ play down Collins indiscretion
Collins was caught short at Jade Stadium on Saturday
New Zealand rugby bosses have defended All Blacks flanker Jerry Collins after he was seen urinating on the pitch before the match against Australia.
Television cameras at Jade Stadium in Christchurch captured images of Collins kneeling and urinating on the grass minutes before kick-off.
All Blacks co-coach Steve Hansen said the incident was "unfortunate".
"He did his best to hide it. It'd be really good if we didn't make a big issue of it," said Hansen.
Edited footage of the incident was played in national television bulletins in New Zealand on Sunday.
Hansen added: "If you're a male and you're about to play a Test match and you're seconds away from kick-off and you get the urge to want to go to the toilet what do you do?
"Do you rush off and let the game start with 14 men? Or do you try to be as discreet as you can be and hope that cameramen use common sense and don't go showing it to everyone on the screen?"
Hansen said he would speak to Collins about the incident, advising him to "get your ablutions done before you get out on the track".
New Zealand beat Australia 32-12 in the Tri-Nations opener on Saturday.
MonTheHoops
10-07-2006, 01:06 PM
Drico? Christ that's vomit inducing.
Was he not all over the paper a week or so ago drinking the shit out of it himself?
Sound
10-07-2006, 01:10 PM
Shut up ye bunch of gayers! None of ye were ever caught short on a field? It would explain a lot. I've lost count of the amount of times I've pissed on the field of play.
FFS.
MonTheHoops
10-07-2006, 01:13 PM
Shut up ye bunch of gayers! None of ye were ever caught short on a field? It would explain a lot. I've lost count of the amount of times I've pissed on the field of play.
FFS.
I agree you fucking gayer.
Sound
10-07-2006, 01:15 PM
I agree you fucking gayer.
Play more sport lightweight. I've seen it countless times on pitches of all codes.
FFS.
FL4ZGN
10-07-2006, 01:18 PM
What a fucking knacker!The AB players are such animals really-always fighting with women,drinkin the shit out of it,or pissing on the field of play now-can't believe they tried to defend it.Imagine if Drico was caught doing the same thing.
NZ play down Collins indiscretion
Collins was caught short at Jade Stadium on Saturday
New Zealand rugby bosses have defended All Blacks flanker Jerry Collins after he was seen urinating on the pitch before the match against Australia.
Television cameras at Jade Stadium in Christchurch captured images of Collins kneeling and urinating on the grass minutes before kick-off.
All Blacks co-coach Steve Hansen said the incident was "unfortunate".
"He did his best to hide it. It'd be really good if we didn't make a big issue of it," said Hansen.
Edited footage of the incident was played in national television bulletins in New Zealand on Sunday.
Hansen added: "If you're a male and you're about to play a Test match and you're seconds away from kick-off and you get the urge to want to go to the toilet what do you do?
"Do you rush off and let the game start with 14 men? Or do you try to be as discreet as you can be and hope that cameramen use common sense and don't go showing it to everyone on the screen?"
Hansen said he would speak to Collins about the incident, advising him to "get your ablutions done before you get out on the track".
New Zealand beat Australia 32-12 in the Tri-Nations opener on Saturday.
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Play more sport lightweight. I've seen it countless times on pitches of all codes.
FFS.
Really,in all fairness now,maybe out in some field where they don't have toilet facilities.This guy was playing in an international match in a world class stadium-typical inbred fucking AB rugby player.Don't be such a bunch of knackers lads.
FL4ZGN
10-07-2006, 01:27 PM
Really,in all fairness now,maybe out in some field where they don't have toilet facilities.This guy was playing in an international match in a world class stadium-typical inbred fucking AB rugby player.Don't be such a bunch of knackers lads.
So the game is about to start and this bloke says "oh i must take a piss, i'll get the ref to hold up the game and then make the live tv audience wait for me to return from my slash".
Gowayoutofityalanger .
MonTheHoops
10-07-2006, 01:27 PM
Really,in all fairness now,maybe out in some field where they don't have toilet facilities.This guy was playing in an international match in a world class stadium-typical inbred fucking AB rugby player.Don't be such a bunch of knackers lads.
For fock sake loike Ciarán. He's pissing on the focking field loike. A focking travesty loike. I'm getting sooooo annoyed by these orseholes roish.
Ever heard of nerves Brad?
Sound
10-07-2006, 01:29 PM
Really,in all fairness now,maybe out in some field where they don't have toilet facilities.This guy was playing in an international match in a world class stadium-typical inbred fucking AB rugby player.Don't be such a bunch of knackers lads.
Stop being such a fucking woman. It was about 30 seconds before the game was about to start. His options were to either ask them to delay kick-off (No chance) or let his team start with 14 men.
There's been a few high profile instances of this in GAA and all those implicated said the same thing. Cop on to yourself.
Drico? Christ that's vomit inducing.
Was he not all over the paper a week or so ago drinking the shit out of it himself?
Listen, what BOD, ROG, POC, DOC, PS, FS, MOK, DH and all the rest of the boys get up to on their own time is up to them, as long as EOS says its ok. LD always had a good time and he won a world cup.
MonTheHoops
10-07-2006, 01:32 PM
Listen, what BOD, ROG, POC, DOC, PS, FS, MOK, DH and all the rest of the boys get up to on their own time is up to them, as long as EOS says its ok. LD always had a good time and he won a world cup.
There's the difference though.
FL4ZGN
10-07-2006, 01:35 PM
Leave Langer Dan out of it.
Paddy Wagon
10-07-2006, 01:55 PM
Really,in all fairness now,maybe out in some field where they don't have toilet facilities.This guy was playing in an international match in a world class stadium-typical inbred fucking AB rugby player.Don't be such a bunch of knackers lads.
Its obvious you dont play much sport,
Superior
10-07-2006, 02:13 PM
I gots to agree. So fuckin what if he pissed on the pitch?!
Anyone here every taken a leak durin a match?
Maybe even in some place that was not a toilet? Like the side of the road, a doorway, etc, etc...
Fuck there's worse things goin on than someone spendin a penny on a pitch!
napoleon_dynamite
10-07-2006, 02:45 PM
There's no need for it. Surely he knew more than 30 seconds before KO that he needed
to piss. Just poor judgement and disgusting behaviour by a so called "pro
MonTheHoops
10-07-2006, 02:48 PM
There's no need for it. Surely he knew more than 30 seconds before KO that he needed
to piss. Just poor judgement and disgusting behaviour by a so called "pro
If you have ever played in a big game you'll know about nerves. You could take 5 pisses before getting on the pitch and then feel the urge again
Sound
10-07-2006, 02:50 PM
There's no need for it. Surely he knew more than 30 seconds before KO that he needed
to piss. Just poor judgement and disgusting behaviour by a so called "pro
Barstooling nonsense.
napoleon_dynamite
10-07-2006, 03:12 PM
If you have ever played in a big game you'll know about nerves. You could take 5 pisses before getting on the pitch and then feel the urge again
Yes, I have played in big games, but I can certainly tell the difference between a
full bladder and nerves. You can say it's no big deal if you like but it's still totally
unnecessary to piss on the pitch. That's just my opinion.
he should be banned for a year, this is a disgrace.
Sound
10-07-2006, 03:15 PM
Yes, I have played in big games, but I can certainly tell the difference between a
full bladder and nerves. You can say it's no big deal if you like but it's still totally
unnecessary to piss on the pitch. That's just my opinion.
That opinion is totally at odds with your assertion of having played in 'big games'. What about fellas who puke before games? It's just as unexpected and it cant be helped. If fellas could help it they'd do their damnedest not to do it. Very same situation here.
napoleon_dynamite
10-07-2006, 03:22 PM
That opinion is totally at odds with your assertion of having played in 'big games'. What about fellas who puke before games? It's just as unexpected and it cant be helped. If fellas could help it they'd do their damnedest not to do it. Very same situation here.
Completely different! Urinating is a very controllabe bodily function for most people.
I expect very old people and people with certain medical conditions are susceptible
to uncontrollable passing of fluids, but vomiting is not the same. How many times
do you vomit every day? How many times do you urinate in a day?
Your point is totally invalid. If you think it's excusable for a player to piss on the pitch
at that level of international rugby thats fair enough, It's your opinion, but puking is a
totally different bodily function.
Sound
10-07-2006, 03:25 PM
Completely different! Urinating is a very controllabe bodily function for most people.
I expect very old people and people with certain medical conditions are susceptible
to uncontrollable passing of fluids, but vomiting is not the same. How many times
do you vomit every day? How many times do you urinate in a day?
Your point is totally invalid. If you think it's excusable for a player to piss on the pitch
at that level of international rugby thats fair enough, It's your opinion, but puking is a
totally different bodily function.
Away and shave yer balls you barstooling, know-nothing JCL fuckwit with your sub-Daily Mail hand-wringing.
napoleon_dynamite
10-07-2006, 03:27 PM
Away and shave yer balls you barstooling, know-nothing JCL fuckwit with your sub-Daily Mail hand-wringing.
:D
Sound
10-07-2006, 03:31 PM
:D
;)
Proinsias
10-07-2006, 03:52 PM
Quiet time on the auld rugby news front, isn't it?
Quiet time on the auld rugby news front, isn't it?
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So the game is about to start and this bloke says "oh i must take a piss, i'll get the ref to hold up the game and then make the live tv audience wait for me to return from my slash".
Gowayoutofityalanger .
No,just run into the toilet quickly like any decent human being.Thousands of spectators have to look at some fucking moron whipping his cock out and then pissing on the field of play.People get arrested for that type of shit when they are drunk and fined also.This idiot isn't drunk(i hope anyway) and then decides i'll piss on the filed of play with dozens of cameras around and an audience including kids.Fucking idiot.Typical of the NZ's to defend him too.By the way,im sure the TV audience would rather wait than see this thick fucker piss all over the place,especially parents with kids at the match.In fact i am 100% they would have rathered he went to the toilet in a bathroom.
Langer Dan
10-07-2006, 04:55 PM
No,just run into the toilet quickly like any decent human being.Thousands of spectators have to look at some fucking moron whipping his cock out and then pissing on the field of play.People get arrested for that type of shit when they are drunk and fined also.This idiot isn't drunk(i hope anyway) and then decides i'll piss on the filed of play with dozens of cameras around and an audience including kids.Fucking idiot.Typical of the NZ's to defend him too.By the way,im sure the TV audience would rather wait than see this thick fucker piss all over the place,especially parents with kids at the match.In fact i am 100% they would have rathered he went to the toilet in a bathroom.
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do shut up.
MonTheHoops
10-07-2006, 04:57 PM
No,just run into the toilet quickly like any decent human being.Thousands of spectators have to look at some fucking moron whipping his cock out and then pissing on the field of play.People get arrested for that type of shit when they are drunk and fined also.This idiot isn't drunk(i hope anyway) and then decides i'll piss on the filed of play with dozens of cameras around and an audience including kids.Fucking idiot.Typical of the NZ's to defend him too.By the way,im sure the TV audience would rather wait than see this thick fucker piss all over the place,especially parents with kids at the match.In fact i am 100% they would have rathered he went to the toilet in a bathroom.
What age did you grow a cock at? It's not like he stood in the centre circle, whipped it out and pissed on the national flag.
Langer Dan
10-07-2006, 04:59 PM
What age did you grow a cock at? It's not like he stood in the centre circle, whipped it out and pissed on the national flag.
would have been funny if he did though!!;)
Im becoming more and more convinced that some of the posters on this board comprise the loons that ring up liveline, scary stuff.
"think of the children" what a load of bollocks.
What age did you grow a cock at? It's not like he stood in the centre circle, whipped it out and pissed on the national flag.
Firstly,i not sure how to answer a question like that really.Celtic fan are you?Maybe that shit is acceptable in soccer(although i doubt it really) but not in rugby,and your lack of knowledge on rugby is really highlighted in the above comment.There is no centre circle in rugby DUMBASS.
would have been funny if he did though!!;)
Im becoming more and more convinced that some of the posters on this board comprise the loons that ring up liveline, scary stuff.
"think of the children" what a load of bollocks.
Funnily enough dickhead i wouldnt want a yound relative of mine if i were to bring them to a game to have to see on the Irish rugby players pissing on Landsdowne road.God knows what kind of shit you'll bring your own kids too judging by your comments.
Sound
10-07-2006, 05:10 PM
Firstly,i not sure how to answer a question like that really.Celtic fan are you?Maybe that shit is acceptable in soccer(although i doubt it really) but not in rugby,and your lack of knowledge on rugby is really highlighted in the above comment.There is no centre circle in rugby DUMBASS.
:lol:
This gets better by the minute. If you ever played a J3 game in your life you'd know how silly that statement is.
FFS.
Langer Dan
10-07-2006, 05:13 PM
Funnily enough dickhead i wouldnt want a yound relative of mine if i were to bring them to a game to have to see on the Irish rugby players pissing on Landsdowne road.God knows what kind of shit you'll bring your own kids too judging by your comments.
:)
Satanic rituals, swingers parties , that sort of thing.
Your hysterical reaction to a fella trying to take a discreet leak is hilarious. Lighten up, it matters not a jot.
by the way, whats a yound relative?
:lol:
This gets better by the minute. If you ever played a J3 game in your life you'd know how silly that statement is.
FFS.
We are not talking about a J3 game are we dumbass?We are talking about a game broadcast to millions and played in front of thousands.
Sound
10-07-2006, 05:24 PM
We are not talking about a J3 game are we dumbass?We are talking about a game broadcast to millions and played in front of thousands.
Exactly, a huge test wwhere unreal nerves would set in. What if he asked them to delay with the live TV feed? They would have refused.
What if he let them begin while he nipped off to the loo? What if OZ scored in his absense? Cop on.
Look now, you've gotten your arse handed to you on this so just let it go eh?
Proinsias
10-07-2006, 05:35 PM
I need to go for a wazz.
Excuse me a minute.
MonTheHoops
10-07-2006, 05:41 PM
Firstly,i not sure how to answer a question like that really.Celtic fan are you?Maybe that shit is acceptable in soccer(although i doubt it really) but not in rugby,and your lack of knowledge on rugby is really highlighted in the above comment.There is no centre circle in rugby DUMBASS.
Barthez did it a few years back - no big deal. I always wondered who wrote into the likes of their local paper about the most banal things. I think I've found you Brad. Take a bow.
I need to go for a wazz.
Excuse me a minute.
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Exactly, a huge test wwhere unreal nerves would set in. What if he asked them to delay with the live TV feed? They would have refused.
What if he let them begin while he nipped off to the loo? What if OZ scored in his absense? Cop on.
Look now, you've gotten your arse handed to you on this so just let it go eh?
I've had my arse handed up to me is it?My god man,what does that even mean?You went to public school i take it..You and the Celtic chap friends eh?
Sound
10-07-2006, 05:57 PM
I've had my arse handed up to me is it?My god man,what does that even mean?You went to public school i take it..You and the Celtic chap friends eh?
It means that you have come into the sports forum and come out with a load of cobblers. This cobblers has been exposed and it has been agreed on in consensus that you have no idea what you are on about.
Now sling it.
PS. Public school? Not up the North side kid.
Proinsias
10-07-2006, 05:57 PM
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Thanks.
You might want to run a spell checker past that one.
Proinsias
10-07-2006, 05:58 PM
It means that you have come into the sports forum and come out with a load of cobblers. This cobblers has been exposed and it has been agreed on in consensus that you have no idea what you are on about.
Now sling it.
PS. Public school? Not up the North side kid.
Christians?
Sound
10-07-2006, 06:00 PM
Christians?
Is it? Shows you what I know about public school.
It means that you have come into the sports forum and come out with a load of cobblers. This cobblers has been exposed and it has been agreed on in consensus that you have no idea what you are on about.
Now sling it.
PS. Public school? Not up the North side kid.
Between "a load of cobblers" and "sling it" it's kind of like chatting with Alf Stewart from Home and Away.Who is the consenus by the way?You,Alf Stewart wannabe, and a Celtic fan is it?Yeah,ive being out thought by the two of you indeed.Your command of the english language and your quick wit has me all over the place.Anyway,i can't stay any longer as i must accept defeat and now i shall sling my hook as you would say i suppose.
Sound
10-07-2006, 06:05 PM
Between "a load of cobblers" and "sling it" it's kind of like chatting with Alf Stewart from Home and Away.Who is the consenus by the way?You,Alf Stewart wannabe, and a Celtic fan is it?Yeah,ive being out thought by the two of you indeed.Your command of the english language and your quick wit has me all over the place.Anyway,i can't stay any longer as i must accept defeat and now i shall sling my hook as you would say i suppose.
Another interloper exposed and vanquished. Back to whence you came ball-shaver.
Nicewanbiy
10-07-2006, 07:04 PM
What a fucking knacker!The AB players are such animals really-always fighting with women,drinkin the shit out of it,or pissing on the field of play now-can't believe they tried to defend it.Imagine if Drico was caught doing the same thing.
K.n.a.c.k.e.r
Live tele and he takes a fucking piss, KNACKER. I'm actually laughing just thinking about it. No one here has played a "big game" compared to that actual match, and you'd think he'd of got an aule empty bottle of Luco Sport to piss into instead of on the pitch.
MonTheHoops
11-07-2006, 09:53 AM
Between "a load of cobblers" and "sling it" it's kind of like chatting with Alf Stewart from Home and Away.Who is the consenus by the way?You,Alf Stewart wannabe, and a Celtic fan is it?Yeah,ive being out thought by the two of you indeed.Your command of the english language and your quick wit has me all over the place.Anyway,i can't stay any longer as i must accept defeat and now i shall sling my hook as you would say i suppose.
Brad if this is indeed sarcasm then you are one intelligent guy. I'm not sure if you're massaging my ego or being overtly sarcastic but either way I like it my friend. It's a win win situation for you. If you are massaging my ego then I truly do feel an inflated sense of self worth right now. I'm especially proud of my command of the English language. Well done me!
If, however, you are being sarcastic, then I will hang up my Sports forum boots this minute and bow to your superior grasp of this posting malarky. I find it hard to convey sarcasm without the use of an animated aid, say a smiley. But if indeed you are being sarcastic then it is you sir who holds the command of the English language and it is you sir whom I offer my services to on this forum forthwith. If you want to make a crazy post akin to the one above, drop me a PM and I'll be in there with an "I concur" quicker than you can say "Where's my focking Heino gone?".
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