50 worst albums of all time -Q magazine

[Otto_the_bus_driver]

1. Duran Duran – Thank You
2. Spice Girls – All Their Solo Albums!
3. Various – Urban Renewal: The Songs Of Phil Collins
4. Lou Reed – Metal Machine Music
5. Billy Idol – Cyberpunk
6. Naomi Campbell – Babywoman
7. Kevin Rowland – My Beauty
8. Mick Jagger – Primitive Cool
9. Westlife – Allow Us To Be Frank
10. Tim Machine – Tin Machine Ii
11. Limp Bizkit – Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water
12. Tom Jones – Mr Jones
13. Bruce Willis – The Return Of Bruno
14. Terence Trent Diabolical – Neither Fish Nor Flesh
15. Various – Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Heart Club Band – OST
16. Spice Girls – Forever
17. Bob Dylan & The Grateful Dead – Dylan And The Dead
18. Crazy Frog – Crazy Hits
19. Goldie – Saturnz Return
20. Mariah Cary – Glitter OST
21. The Clash – Cut The Crap
22. Robson & Jerome – Robson & Jerome
23. Alanis Morissette – Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie
24. Lauryn Hill – MTV Unpugged 2.0
25. The Cranberries – To The Faithful Departed
26. Vanilla Ice – Hard To Swallow
27. Destiny’s Child – Destiny Fulfilled
28. The Rolling Stones – Dirty Work
29. Various – Christmas In The Stars: Star Wars Christmas Album
30. Michael Jackson – Invincible
31. Stevie Wonder – Woman In Red
32. Ace Of Bass – The Sign
33. Billy Ray Cyrus – Some Gave All
34. Fishspooner - #1
35. Puff Daddy – Forever
36. Kula Shaker – Peanuts, Pigs & Astronauts
37. Shania Twain – Come On Over
38. Chris Rea – The Road To Hell Pt2
39. Big Country – Undercover
40. The Others – The Others
41. Paul Simon – Songs From The Capeman OST
42. Babylon Zoo – The Boy With The X-Ray Eyes
43. The Travelling Wilburys – Vol 3
44. Kiss – Music From The Elder
45. William Shatner – The Transformed Man
46. Oasis – Standing On The Shoulders Of Giants
47. Ozzy Osbourne – Under Cover
48. Milli Vanilli – All Or Nothing
49. Neil Young And The Shocking Pinks – Everybody’s Rocking
50. Beck – Midnight Vultures

[Persephone]

What a surprise that most of the albums on that list are either pop or R&B that magazine is hardly known for being impartial now is it. I disagree with 2 of the albums on that list but the rest are indeed shite

[elwood blues]

I only own one of those.

[EDDIEB]

Have Beck's "Midnight Vultures" and its awful.
Heard William Shatners album and its hilarious its so bad......
The rest of them seem spot on but 50 is not enough.

[FL4ZGN]

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[wexchick]

I own one of them and think it's ok and there's one other one up there that i wouldn't agree with either but the rest are pure shite

[The Black Knight]

what is Bob Dylan doing in the worst top 50 and Neil Young. I agree with the rest in general though.

[Persephone]

The fact that James pigfucking cunt is not on that list is the very reason why i doubt the seriousness of that list.

I can think of several others that should be on that list

[elwood blues]

what is Bob Dylan doing in the worst top 50 and Neil Young. I agree with the rest in general though.
Dylan and the Dead is the album I own and I actually have it in the car and think it is a very good album with a great version of Joey on it.

[FL4ZGN]

Mariah Carey eats perri winkles and should be on the list more than once.

[pudgee]

Very harsh on Fischerspooner.

Glad to see The Others in there though.

[Kmark]

i like midnight vultures. way more shit albums out there.

q would top my poll of 50 shit music magazines.

[EDDIEB]

i like midnight vultures. way more shit albums out there.

q would top my poll of 50 shit music magazines.


Yes Q is terrible these days don't buy it anymore.

[Rolo Feen]

i enjoy throwing Limp Bizkit - Chocolate Starfish on every so often and blowing the shit outta the radio in the car....

got some good enough songs in my opinion. not in the worst 50 bracket at all in my opinion...

[bricktop]

oasis- standing on the shoulder of giants isn't their best album but i dont think it deserves to be on the list.

[The Black Knight]

William Shatner – The Transformed Man definitely belongs on the list.
Six's album whatever it was called should be on the list.
That list is bollox! Hardly anything there is good but certainly they shouldn't be in the worst top 50.

[The Black Knight]

Dylan and the Dead is the album I own and I actually have it in the car and think it is a very good album with a great version of Joey on it.
Its a great album and I agree the version of Joey on it is class!

[watermelon]

17. Bob Dylan & The Grateful Dead – Dylan And The Dead
49. Neil Young And The Shocking Pinks – Everybody’s Rocking


Ha hah Scippi.

[The Black Knight]

Ha hah Scippi.
Ohhhh, we're going to have words if we meet woman... we're going to have words!!!!!!

[watermelon]

Ohhhh, we're going to have words if we meet woman... we're going to have words!!!!!!
What?

Ive never listened to either in great detail so I cant really comment. I just know that most of Scippis CD collection is made of up both singers.

[i_hate_ire]

what is Bob Dylan doing in the worst top 50 and Neil Young. I agree with the rest in general though.
This particular album was, arguably, a deliberately bad album by Neil. He released an electro album, and the record company told him that they had signed him to play rock and roll, and that what they wanted. So he released this Chuck Berry style record to piss them off. Even when he is rubbish he retains artistic cred. Sounds like scippi has taste.

[The Black Knight]

What?

Ive never listened to either in great detail so I cant really comment. I just know that most of Scippis CD collection is made of up both singers.

We're still going to have words.. strong words!!!! :p
The Bob Dylan album is a great album although not his best by any means. The Neil Young one is not great but doesn't belong in the bottom 50 of all time.

[shammy feen]

What a surprise that most of the albums on that list are either pop or R&B that magazine is hardly known for being impartial now is it. I disagree with 2 of the albums on that list but the rest are indeed shite

You have heard all 50 then?

[shammy feen]

i enjoy throwing Limp Bizkit - Chocolate Starfish on every so often and blowing the shit outta the radio in the car....


Like a bit of the ole Chocolate Starfish then Rolo?

[the puerto rican feen]

Like a bit of the ole Chocolate Starfish then Rolo?


erik bender and redabbey will be all over this thread soon

[Murdock]

This particular album was, arguably, a deliberately bad album by Neil. He released an electro album, and the record company told him that they had signed him to play rock and roll, and that what they wanted. So he released this Chuck Berry style record to piss them off. Even when he is rubbish he retains artistic cred. Sounds like scippi has taste.

Lou Reed's one was the same. Apparently, he just made it to get out of contractual obligations. I've never heard it, but I hear it consists of horrible, unlistenable guitar feedback and lots of loud screeching.

[gregson1]

Michael Jackson - Invincible... RUBBISH! not the best album ever but definately not in the top 50 of all time...

[markinmanc]

Very harsh on Fischerspooner.

Glad to see The Others in there though.

I agree. I like Fischerspooner (they could have got the name right) and #1 is a good album, disappointing in that people were expecting more... but in the 50 worst of all time? Well it is a dance album I guess.... or they didn't supply enough coke to Q.

[Persephone]

You have heard all 50 then?

No i just thought i would make up that statement for the laugh :rolleyes: of course i fucking heard them

[Murdock]

I agree. I like Fischerspooner (they could have got the name right) and #1 is a good album, disappointing in that people were expecting more... but in the 50 worst of all time? Well it is a dance album I guess.... or they didn't supply enough coke to Q.


Duran Duran fan, eh?

[Aphex]

oasis- standing on the shoulder of giants isn't their best album but i dont think it deserves to be on the list.

that's just Q trying to be "controversial"...

[markinmanc]

Imho all Beatles-lite, er Oasis albums should be on there...

[PigCapitalist]

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[spatterbag]

anything from Coldplay has to be up there - they're dog turd

[shammy feen]

No i just thought i would make up that statement for the laugh :rolleyes: of course i fucking heard them


I only asked because I have heard only about 20 of them. You must have very eclectic taste to have heard all of those albums...

I mean I have never even heard of:

29. Various – Christmas In The Stars: Star Wars Christmas Album

Whats that one like?
Does Chewbacca do a duet with Princess Leia on it?

[Persephone]

I only asked because I have heard only about 20 of them. You must have very eclectic taste to have heard all of those albums...

I mean I have never even heard of:

29. Various – Christmas In The Stars: Star Wars Christmas Album

Whats that one like?
Does Chewbacca do a duet with Princess Leia on it?

:rolleyes: There wasn't a part of that post thats not dripping with sarcasam well done sir *claps*

[shammy feen]

:rolleyes: There wasn't a part of that post thats not dripping with sarcasam well done sir *claps*

Cheers!;)

[Loftydog]

In fairness there was a load more shite that I could have named....Most albums by Europe, The reunion album by Yes, On the beach by ELP, Sarndista by the clash, Sid sings by sid vicious, the spagetti incident by guns n roses, the forthcoming chinese democracy album, anything by poison or warrant, be here now by wasis, most anything in the 80's by elton john....

[Otto_the_bus_driver]

Sandinsta would have made an excellent 14 track album but........... Anyway cut the crap is 50 times worse. How do you know that an album that is unreleased yet will be among the worst albums ever made. Give it a fair shake like.