Boys oh boys

[t_mccarthy]

Come here, did you ever write a song about the girlfriend?

[SHACKLES]

Yeah
"Smack my bitch up"

[Wampire]

To all the girls I've loved before,
Each one turned out a fucking whore,
But I'm glad they came along,
At least they took some shlong,
To all the girls I've loved before


*Edit: I'm listening to Leonard Cohen at the moment so it doesn't add up to positive thoughts.

[Nicewanbiy]

Fuck off back to Dublin "party" McCarthy.
http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/263/2167/400/jameson%20party.jpg

[bricktop]

me too
'highway to hell'

[Tube a Pringles]

Fuck off back to Dublin "party" McCarthy.
http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/263/2167/400/jameson%20party.jpg


heh heh heh...

[Matlock]

Fuck off back to Dublin "party" McCarthy.
http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/263/2167/400/jameson%20party.jpg

I have warned you before about that fucking photo!

[Nicewanbiy]

I have warned you before about that fucking photo!
Warn shamorn.

[Matlock]

Warn shamorn.

Another stunningly witty riposte

[hurling_lad]

Total eclipse of the shart

[DOBBER22]

Fuck off back to Dublin "party" McCarthy.
http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/263/2167/400/jameson%20party.jpg

Heh heh heh swanky thats a very forced lookin smile Matty did someone have a gun?

[DaisyM]

So who is this bird? I googled her and found this quote:

Triona “Party” McCarthy was looking fab and was with her pal, fashion designer Mel Jago of Jago Couture. Actually, Triona was telling me that she’s been informed of a group of internet users who have developed a rather weird fascination about her. A fan club or a crowd of stalkers, we don’t yet know.

Please tell me that's not you lot???

[DOBBER22]

Dunno we have have to tune in at the same bat time same bat channel tomorrow ;)

[DaisyM]

I shall be battered drunk this time tomorrow...

[Persephone]

She should be burned alive for wearing that hideous top

[DOBBER22]

She should be burned alive for wearing that hideous top

Meeeeeeoooooooowwwww ww!

[DOBBER22]

I shall be battered drunk this time tomorrow...

Now take it easy luv have some class I'm not piggy backin you home again!

[DaisyM]

Now take it easy luv have some class I'm not piggy backin you home again!

It would be the only time I'd ride you in that state! HEHE!

[Persephone]

I've never even heard of jago couture so it must be shit

[DOBBER22]

I've never even heard of jago couture so it must be shit

Are you a high maintenance chick by any chance?

[DOBBER22]

It would be the only time I'd ride you in that state! HEHE!

Filthy minx

[Persephone]

Are you a high maintenance chick by any chance?

Not at all and i'm not a chick either

[DOBBER22]

Sorry about that Perse

[maggot]

Are you a high maintenance chick by any chance?


Be wide...

http://66.221.59.220/honchie_html/images/full/gayer.jpg

[Persephone]

Be wide...

http://66.221.59.220/honchie_html/images/full/gayer.jpg

Yeah watch out for maggot he gets very odd if any other fellas start talkin to me.

[MinXy]

I'm so bored.

[maggot]

Yeah watch out for maggot he gets very odd if any other fellas start talkin to me.


You seem to be very upset since i told NWB not to give you my number.


Why you wanted it in the first place, god only knows.

[trasnanadtonnta]

So who is this bird? I googled her and found this quote:

Triona “Party” McCarthy was looking fab and was with her pal, fashion designer Mel Jago of Jago Couture. Actually, Triona was telling me that she’s been informed of a group of internet users who have developed a rather weird fascination about her. A fan club or a crowd of stalkers, we don’t yet know.

Please tell me that's not you lot???

Emailed this to him for the laugh. A bit weak, but it might be funny if he responds...

Comrade,

As a citizen of the People's Republic of Cork, I note with interest your recent comment on the one they call "Party" and her stalkers/fanclub. (Needless to say, I read your "blog" RELIGIOUSLY.) Anyway, please allow me to put your/her mind at rest. I think it may be some of my fellow PROC citizens to whom you refer. I assure you, their interests are entirely benign. It's all in the spirit of science. With her coat-hanger smile and knowledge of doing things to your skin with foodstuffs, "Party" fascinates us. Do pass on our warm regards, and tell her that, should she ever wish to visit the PROC, in light of her extensive knowledge of skincare, we may consider waiving the routine decontamination procedures Dublin-based visitors must usually undergo before crossing the border.

Éire 31!

Regards,

Yer "Shkins an all" Wan

[Vincent Murphy]

you're a nice guy but I don't like you.

[i_didnt_do_nawtin]

you're a nice guy but I don't like you.
hehe

[Tube a Pringles]

you're a nice guy but I don't like you.

Who?

[Wampire]

you're a nice guy but I don't like you.

Oh Jesus. It's Leper.

I'm washing my hands of you.

[Vincent Murphy]

Oh Jesus. It's Leper.

I'm washing my hands of you.

you scallywag, I am not leper.

[ProcMan]

you scallywag, I am not leper.

Gayer

[Vincent Murphy]

Gayer

As in homosexualer?

[Vincent Murphy]

Baaaa-lin-a
Ballina Ballina
Ballina Ballina Ballin-a-a
Ballina Ballina Ballinaaaaaa
Ballina-a Ball-in-aaaa

I'll have 50 mitches and 5 hobies please when you're ready.

[jungle]

So who is this bird? I googled her and found this quote:

Triona “Party” McCarthy was looking fab and was with her pal, fashion designer Mel Jago of Jago Couture. Actually, Triona was telling me that she’s been informed of a group of internet users who have developed a rather weird fascination about her. A fan club or a crowd of stalkers, we don’t yet know.

Please tell me that's not you lot???
That might be the funniest thing ever written on this forum.

[Wampire]

Baaaa-lin-a
Ballina Ballina
Ballina Ballina Ballin-a-a
Ballina Ballina Ballinaaaaaa
Ballina-a Ball-in-aaaa

I'll have 50 mitches and 5 hobies please when you're ready.

Sorry no Lepers allowed, Vince.

[Vincent Murphy]

Sorry no Lepers allowed, Vince.

Wampy, you're just asking for a poke of my long bony fingers at this stage..

[Wampire]

Wampy, you're just asking for a poke of my long bony fingers at this stage..

qui! I'll fickin' kill ya!

[Wampire]

Hey, Vincent Murphy!

Do you remember that time when I_didnt_do_nawtin said "thanks Leper" to you at the canteen and you banned him for the rest of the year?

[Vincent Murphy]

Hey, Vincent Murphy!

Do you remember that time when I_didnt_do_nawtin said "thanks Leper" to you at the canteen and you banned him for the rest of the year?

yeah, and I bashed him over the head with his Latin grammar note-book copy.

I only wanted to sell him a creamy doughnut.

[Wampire]

yeah, and I bashed him over the head with his Latin grammar note-book copy.

I only wanted to sell him a creamy doughnut.

Yeah, well he didn't want the doughnut anymore after you took the money with the gloved hand and picked up the doughnut with the bare hand. We don't like yellow skin on our doughnuts you know.

[Vincent Murphy]

hope ye gave my little finger a good home ye little bolloxes.

[i_didnt_do_nawtin]

Hey, Vincent Murphy!

Do you remember that time when I_didnt_do_nawtin said "thanks Leper" to you at the canteen and you banned him for the rest of the year?

The fucker followed through on his threat to "ring my father"

[Vincent Murphy]

The fucker followed through on his threat to "ring my father"

Yes, I remember him laughing down the phone at me all right.

[Wampire]

Yes, I remember him laughing down the phone at me all right.

Ha ha. Laughed out loud in the office there.

[hurling_lad]

Leper, je voudrais peter dans ta bouche et je bande pour toi.

[Vincent Murphy]

Leper, je voudrais peter dans ta bouche et je bande pour toi.

say it in Latin or don't say it at all.

[t_mccarthy]

aaahhhhmmmmmmm, who's talking down the back?? ahhhmmmmmm

[Vincent Murphy]

any news on the photies from Stockton, NJ?

[t_mccarthy]

sorry - i thought i emailed you the link

[t_mccarthy]

i'll send it through to you now - they're awesome!!

[Vincent Murphy]

don't think so, unless i just didn't see it.

[Vincent Murphy]

i'll send it through to you now - they're awesome!!

is the nipply-wipply one as fantastic as I remember it?

[t_mccarthy]

don't have that one - t_mccarthy junior has that one - he's uploaded them i think - but he just has to send out the link.

[Vincent Murphy]

don't have that one - t_mccarthy junior has that one - he's uploaded them i think - but he just has to send out the link.

Fan-bloody-tastic stuff.

[AngelaMurphy]

Vince obviously doesn't have the memory of an elephant...unlike myself

[t_mccarthy]

but he does have a claw - like a JCB

[AngelaMurphy]

Not a bad chicken dance on him either

[Vincent Murphy]

lads, i had a fight with the wife last night. You caan't please women.

[Vincent Murphy]

there's shocking drunkenness on the saturday night in those pics tony. it's brilliant.

[AngelaMurphy]

Are Russels pics up yet?

[Vincent Murphy]

need that link badly. I wonder how long it will take til Cafe Opera bird gets emailed that pic of herself.

[t_mccarthy]

need that link badly. I wonder how long it will take til Cafe Opera bird gets emailed that pic of herself.

Not too long as I reckon Larry should send it on to those skinheads he met - and then - to his Turkish chum from Cafe Opera.

Come here boy, do you think I'm some sort of Lala..?

[tedobrien]

Lads, I love my dogs.

[Matlock]

*wanders into thread*

*reaslises she has no idea what anyone is talking about*





*wanders back out quietly*

[thegillabbeygowl]

*wanders into thread*

*reaslises she has no idea what anyone is talking about*





*wanders back out quietly*

Writing a song for your gurlfriend.

[Ciotóg]

It's like walking into a quiet bar and the six strangers at the counter simultaneously put down their pints and turn their heads to look at you.

[Matlock]

Writing a song for your gurlfriend.

If i had a gurlfriend i would write her a song.

But, alas, it is not to be...

[thegillabbeygowl]

If i had a gurlfriend i would write her a song.

But, alas, it is not to be...

I'm in the same boat as you so.

[Matlock]

I'm in the same boat as you so.

Shur you can write me a song then - twil make you feel better!

[the puerto rican feen]

Shur you can write me a song then - twil make you feel better!


I would just sing to you






















heh heh heh

[Matlock]

I would just sing to you






















heh heh heh

Well come on then,,,,,,



Start singing.

[the puerto rican feen]

Well come on then,,,,,,



Start singing.


hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmm


hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmm


Can you feel it yet?

[Matlock]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmm


hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmm


Can you feel it yet?

Thats humming, not singing.

It is working though ;-)

[thegillabbeygowl]

Shur you can write me a song then - twil make you feel better!

Oh Matlock your eyes twinkle so bright,
The feeling i have for you is just right'
My heart aches to hear you again,
my love for you could be classed as a sin.
You are my hope my light and my love,
I want to dance with your angel when i see you above.
I'll love you till life on this planet ceases,
I'll hope you'll never shatter my heart to a million pieces.
Happy now.

[t_mccarthy]

Write an ol' song for de girlfriend boyo, somethin a bit like this

Did ya ever get yer hole,
did ya ever get yer hole,
did ya ever get yer whole weeks wages?
No I never got me hole,
no I never got me hole,
no I never go me whole weeks wages.

[AngelaMurphy]

I gave my love some chicken, it had no bones...hmmm...chick en...

[storysham]

I gave my love some chicken, it had no bones...hmmm...chick en...

chicken and vodka more like, or whiskey maybe.


its like a roll call of my ex teachers in here.

and you were the worst ang.

[t_mccarthy]

did you ever get a ride,
did you ever get a ride,
did you ever get a ride in me tractor?
no i never got a ride,
no i never got a ride,
no i never got a ride in yer tractor!

[t_mccarthy]

Everyone all set for next Saturday's brilliance?!?!

[t_mccarthy]

This is mighty!!

http://www.murtdog.com/podge/sounds.html

[tedobrien]

Lads, I was talking to the wife last night. She says that I'm a failure.

[Hang_Sandwich]

Lads, I was talking to the wife last night. She says that I'm a failure.

well then i guess you are. - go kill youraself its the only answer

[Vincent Murphy]

Lads, I was talking to the wife last night. She says that I'm a failure.

boy, what you need is a bit of the old personal development.

[fintan fogerty]

vincent murphy has a pot belly

[Vincent Murphy]

vincent murphy has a pot belly

that's not very funny.

[t_mccarthy]

vince doesn't have a pot belly - don't you mean cliffy?

[Vincent Murphy]

vince doesn't have a pot belly - don't you mean cliffy?

Cliffy was the undisputed king of the pot bellies.

On a side note, I'll slit your shagging throat Tony.

[Vincent Murphy]

vincent has a bucket arse

tucker

I don't normally curse, but I'd curse for this..

[t_mccarthy]

who's that girl la la la la la la la la la .... oh, it's Pinky

[spatterbag]

what are your favourite w*nking songs?

oooooh wanky wanky, wanky wanky wanky wanky *ennnnnnnnnnni

[fintan fogerty]

sometimes denny w*nks in the darkness
sometimes he w*anks in the light

[fintan fogerty]

LOST: one pair of shoulders. If found please return to Shammy Boo

[AngelaMurphy]

What kind of name is Fintan Fogerty?...JCB...

[Vincent Murphy]

What kind of name is Fintan Fogerty?...JCB...

it's a bit odd all right..

[BJ]

I sure did..

http://www.thehighstool.ie/MP3s/You to Hold.mp3

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Gentlemen, did I ever tell you about when I was in Hamburg ('69-'71)?

[steve sanders]

Gentlemen, did I ever tell you about when I was in Hamburg ('69-'71)?

i was stationed in cologne at the time, though i did visit hamburg on r&r. how was it?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

good.

i worked in a chemical factory for a few months but i did not like the odours so i worked in an english language school for a little while then.

[Vincent Murphy]

good.

i worked in a chemical factory for a few months but i did not like the odours so i worked in an english language school for a little while then.

Did you catch Vox Populi live at any stage?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Yes. In the summer of '70 they supported Franzi The Pig at the Hamburg Superdome.

[fintan fogerty]

hey. No laughing at my name. Look at some of the others in here. Especially when there's someone being referred to as Leper. And another thing, let's get back to the song. It could be good for lobbing the gob. I've started one but I'm going to need some help with the rest.

It starts like this:

There was a horsechaser
Who cased horses...


that's all I've got

[Vincent Murphy]

Yes. In the summer of '70 they supported Franzi The Pig at the Hamburg Superdome.

you lucky cuntybaws, that's the ultimate lineup.

[Vincent Murphy]

hey. No laughing at my name. Look at some of the others in here. Especially when there's someone being referred to as Leper. And another thing, let's get back to the song. It could be good for lobbing the gob. I've started one but I'm going to need some help with the rest.

It starts like this:

There was a horsechaser
Who cased horses...


that's all I've got

His name was Finnerty
And he loved S

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

His name was finnerty and he loved Angela

[Vincent Murphy]

that's a lotta lovin'

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Everyone all set for Saturday?

[Vincent Murphy]

Indeed. It'll be pile-on city at the end.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Will need to get some good photies of it so.

I think Angela's good lady friend is going to be the official photographer so we won't have to worry about having to remember any of the evening - and we'll still get a million great foties.

[Ciotóg]

Oh the intrigue.

[Vincent Murphy]

Oh the intrigue.

It's just Russell's 35th birthday in the Bróg.

[trasnanadtonnta]

Why the Bróg? Why not an actual pub?

[Vincent Murphy]

Well if it was up to Russell it'd be Loafers.

[trasnanadtonnta]

This Russell sounds like a fascinating character.

I wish to fawk there was a Russell's birthday forum.

[steve sanders]

can someone summarise for me what this whole thread is about? i've read almost none of it yet it seems quite popular and isnt about filth.

[Vincent Murphy]

This Russell sounds like a fascinating character.

I wish to fawk there was a Russell's birthday forum.

This be can be the Russell's birthday thread.

You don't even know the half of how fascinating he is. He even wears pointy shoes.

[Vincent Murphy]

can someone summarise for me what this whole thread is about? i've read almost none of it yet it seems quite popular and isnt about filth.

It started off being about Finteán's stag weekend in New Jersey but now it's evolved into a thread about pointy-shoed Russell's 35th birthday celebrations, taking place in the Bróg this coming Saturday night.

[trasnanadtonnta]

Well, the rest of us don't get it, because níl aon Finteán mar do Fhinteán féin.

[Vincent Murphy]

Well, the rest of us don't get it, because níl aon Finteán mar do Fhinteán féin.

we fucking hate our Finteán!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

is there supposed to be a point to this thread?

it started off about writing songs for the girlfriend and then it evolved into discussing Russel's 35th in the Brog this weekend. Where is this Russel character? Is he the one they refer to on other threads as "The Pointy Shoed Gimp"?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Why don't we change the direction of this thread and discuss The Cube?

[Vincent Murphy]

there could be a connection there all right.

Did anyone ever write a song for Russell's 35th?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Russell Russell Give us a wave,
Russell Russell you're a b0||0*
Russell Russell has big t|ts
Russell Russell sucks ........

[Vincent Murphy]

Why don't we change the direction of this thread and discuss The Cube?

The Cube from TGI Friday's?

[Vincent Murphy]

Russell Russell Give us a wave,
Russell Russell you're a b0||0*
Russell Russell has big t|ts
Russell Russell sucks ........

liar, that was about Larry.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

damn, i was caught out

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I don't know any other cube. Do you?

[Vincent Murphy]

no, just other ones I've seen on the telly.

[Vincent Murphy]

Latest news on this bollox thread:

Jessica Simpson set for Baywatch?
Reality television star and singer Jessica Simpson is reportedly in talks to star in the movie version of the television series 'Baywatch'.


According to reports, Simpson is set to take on the role of CJ Parker, the lifeguard played by Pamela Anderson in the original series.


A source told The Sun newspaper: "Jessica really caught the eye in 'The Dukes of Hazzard' film last summer. She was the unanimous choice for the Baywatch role."


According to reports, David Hasselhoff, who shot to fame in the television series, has not signed on to star in the movie yet, but producers are reportedly hoping that he will reprise the role of Mitch Buchannon.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I hope they Hassel the Hoff into doing it - it'd be great!

Here he is Mitch Buchannon,
Mitch Buchannon loves his son,
He's called the Hobester and they both have lots of fun...

[Vincent Murphy]

I wonder will they get another new Hobester. Perhaps taking on the appearance and taste of a delightful apple liqueur, preferably with ice, and served by a hot Swedish barmaid, to the tune of "I've been searching for Freedom".

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

i think they're going with that option - but only if he gets to wear a martini glass and following the "I've been searching for Freedom" tune he gets a live choir version of "Ár nAthair atá ar neamh, go naofar d'ainm go, dtaga do ríocht...."

[Vincent Murphy]

And Mitch has to save the day in the end by rescuing Hobie from a load of drunk bolloxes who've already polished off 50 Hof Exports while listening to Chris de Burgh's Lady in Red.

[fintan fogerty]

Would you say that Mitch ever wrote a song about the girlfriend??

[Vincent Murphy]

I'm fairly sure I can remember an episode of BW where he was serenading some bird in front of the fireplace. The tune may or may not have been one of his own creation. And then he rode her right there and then in the living room. Pure filth that program was.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I saw that episode and to be honest it didn't happen quite like that.

He threw the gob at her and then tried to drop the láimhe - and she said "Lob it in der boss" - but then the hobester came in so they had to pretend that he was giving her mouth to mouth coz she nearly drowned in the paddling pool.

[AngelaMurphy]

I don't know any other cube. Do you?


What about the cube walking down the street by the harbour?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Nearly vommed with giggles!

Completely forgot about that cube - and that was the best one!!

[Vincent Murphy]

spongebob cubepants?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

edward cubehands?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

or was it My Left Cube?

[AngelaMurphy]

cubespotting

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Reservoir Cubes

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Cubes In Da Hood staring Ice Cube

[thegillabbeygowl]

Worst thread ever.

[AngelaMurphy]

Wasn't there a TV series? The Littlest Cube-o...

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

yes - it used to be on just after the cartoon Pinky And The Cube

[AngelaMurphy]

I was more of a Cube-Man and the Masters of the Universe woman

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I got a great video last out last night - probably one of the best I've ever seen.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097438/

[AngelaMurphy]

I've seen the porno version - Rimming...

[Vincent Murphy]

I love this sort of thing lads.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Was that Al Pacino movie Cubeface set in Cube-a or Miami?

[Vincent Murphy]

Russell Cubey

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Lads, I love maths

What do you get if you have width=height=dept?

[Vincent Murphy]

the place above where Russell's 35th birthday celebrations are being held?

[Ciotóg]

How long would it take a Jack Russell to walk up Shandon St. if it weighs 12kg, had eaten 500g of Pedigree Chum beforehand, and there was a prevailing north-easterly wind of 1.2m/s. (There are no road works.)

[jungle]

How long would it take a Jack Russell to walk up Shandon St. if it weighs 12kg, had eaten 500g of Pedigree Chum beforehand, and there was a prevailing north-easterly wind of 1.2m/s. (There are no road works.)
Is it getting rimmed at the time?

[Vincent Murphy]

Is it a cubic Jack Russell?

[Ciotóg]

Trapezoidal (no rimming involved) and the coefficient of static friction is 0.56. Give the answer or get out.

[elwood blues]

Trapezoidal (no rimming involved) and the coefficient of static friction is 0.56. Give the answer or get out.
Which side of Shandon Street?

[Ciotóg]

Ah fer...

Forget it.

[Vincent Murphy]

Is the Jack Russell more or less than 35 years old (dog years)?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

are there are gang of scobes hanging menacingly around with some fireworks and some lube at the top of the hill?

[Vincent Murphy]

3 minutes 47 seconds.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Vincent - i think you haven't factored in the fact that jack is going to be walking up that hill after his night in the brog celebrating his 35th. he will be after 4 apple liqueurs and probably be staggering a little bit.

Given that, and the fact that he'll no doubt stop off somewhere for a garlic chicken breast in a bun, and that he'll probably spend a couple of minutes talking to some hammered aul' dol who's trying to get a taxi, i reckon you'll have to add another 14 mins onto that time

[AngelaMurphy]

Hang on - I've heard this one before...

you put the chicken in the boat, leaving the fox with the hay...

[Vincent Murphy]

boys, now i'm confused..

everything sorted for saturday night Ange?

[Vincent Murphy]

cool, just got your mail, sounds like you're up to mischief..

nice one, everything seems to be covered so for the big night, now we can just concentrate on the rock, and getting twisted.

[AngelaMurphy]

Mathematics!!!
Twisted we will get - was that email ok? Will your guys be put out by it?

[Vincent Murphy]

email was good, no everything should be sorted now hopefully.

[AngelaMurphy]

http://www.fchorsens.dk/slogo/cube%20frtilagt.gif

[Vincent Murphy]

god i hated those yokes

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

what about the new ones? i think they're even more annoying.

[AngelaMurphy]

I hate cubes of any description

[Vincent Murphy]

there's new ones?

[AngelaMurphy]

Check it out:

http://www.cubefigures.com/home.html

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

that's a great website.

i was thinking of flogging my old sega mega drive and getting a new console - should i get xbox 360, ps2 or nintendo gamecube?

[t_mccarthy]

flippin hell lads - sorry about the f___ up on saturday. not our fault - the manager of that place is useless. we're going to sort something out - may not be ideal though.

[Vincent Murphy]

Lads, check out in the music forum who's playing Booby Tuesdays tonight..

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Can't find it.

Who's playing?

[Vincent Murphy]

http://www.peoplesrepublico fcork.com/~peoplesr/forums/showthread.php?t=697 55

[fintan fogerty]

did you guys not know he was an international superstar as well as a champion skier, brain surgeon and andre agassi's hitting partner?

[fintan fogerty]

what are we getting russel for tomorrow? a toss up between a new pair of shoes and a rubix cube i'd say.

[Vincent Murphy]

maybe a pair of shoes as worn by Legolas in the Lord of the Rings.

[AngelaMurphy]

Lads - you won't believe who I just saw on the street...
Qube-a Gooding Jnr.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Boys oh boys,
Looks like Russell's birthday party is all systems go for tomorrow! Brog are letting us in at 5pm so we set up all the balloons and party surprises - so that gives us a good 3 hours before he gets in. I can't flippin wait!!

It's going to be a great night.

Everyone who's interested in coming to Russell's birthday should come along - it'll be great!!

[i_didnt_do_nawtin]

Who's this fintan fogerty fellow? I recognise all the other names except him.

[Vincent Murphy]

Clue: Dirty Dublin bastard.

[Vincent Murphy]

Boys oh boys,
Looks like Russell's birthday party is all systems go for tomorrow! Brog are letting us in at 5pm so we set up all the balloons and party surprises - so that gives us a good 3 hours before he gets in. I can't flippin wait!!

It's going to be a great night.

Everyone who's interested in coming to Russell's birthday should come along - it'll be great!!

can't wait, the poor cunt will get the shock of his life when he sees the fuss we've made, especially since it's not actually his 35th birthday, which happened 3 and a half years ago.

[i_didnt_do_nawtin]

Clue: Dirty Dublin bastard.

fiontán?

[Vincent Murphy]

the answer's in the question.

[AngelaMurphy]

the answer's in the question.


ahh Leper - you always were a skinny old fucker

[AngelaMurphy]

lads i've got lovely shoes...look at my shoes

i'll be telling the wife about how i wanted to ride that one there in the supermarket

[AngelaMurphy]

and then I old her that all the bitches I met tonight were up for it

[AngelaMurphy]

but i only have eyes for one woman

[t_mccarthy]

one woman, eh? is that Russell?

[t_mccarthy]

recollections of Russell's birthday are pretty vague - especially towards the end of the evening. i trust it all went well and everybody was happy.
have a vague recollection of asking the first band to do one more song and we'd sing along with them.... oh dear.

[AngelaMurphy]

Does anyone know what time it closed?
Good old night - one of my last memories is theGillabbeyGowl introuducing himself and buying me a drink - I'll get you one back the next time. Cheers!

[Vincent Murphy]

yeah fair play to the gowl for coming.

great night. Tony, that was an inspired idea about the superman encore!

[fintan fogerty]

oh what a night. class. not sure what time it ended. Almost everyone was happy. There were two fellows who got a bit testy at the end. The look on russel's face when he walked in and saw us was priceless. And it was great to finally put a face on the names of some new friends. Cheers to everyone for making it such a fantastic night.

[Vincent Murphy]

i think they stopped serving at 2 and proceeded to kick people out a 5 past.

great night, twas like a proper PROC night out.

[AngelaMurphy]

It was good to meet LBJ at the end of the night too.

[maggot]

i think they stopped serving at 2 and proceeded to kick people out a 5 past.

great night, twas like a proper PROC night out.


Where was my invite ye fuckers!?


Na, dont do proc pissups anyway...ha, see if i care.

[Proinsias]

Hmm.

What an odd thread.


I'm sensing a definite ironic backlash sort of vibe here.

*insert cube-related joke*


I'm in with the in crowd.

[Vincent Murphy]

Hmm.

What an odd thread.


I'm sensing a definite ironic backlash sort of vibe here.

*insert cube-related joke*


I'm in with the in crowd.

the only backlash that's gone on here was the lash of a whip across Russell's back when the stripper arrived on Saturday night.

[yer_one]

the only backlash that's gone on here was the lash of a whip across Russell's back when the stripper arrived on Saturday night.


SO Vincent what was the party for again?

[fintan fogerty]

and what better reason could you think of to organise such a great evening. Russel was still thanking me today. Glad everyone had such a good time. Any other events coming up?

[Vincent Murphy]

Russell's 35th was an unequivocal success. There's possibly another Boys oh Boys event on Easter Sunday, stay tuned for more details..

[fintan fogerty]

should we organise a warm up event on the Saturday. Maybe a pint or two in the brog. All welcome of course. What's Sunday's do in aid of?

[yer_one]

can't wait, the poor cunt will get the shock of his life when he sees the fuss we've made, especially since it's not actually his 35th birthday, which happened 3 and a half years ago.


But if it was his 35th bday 3 1/2 yrs ago, why celebrate it at the weekend?`

[Vincent Murphy]

well that's how long it took to plan.

[yer_one]

well that's how long it took to plan.


it took you lot 3 1/2 years to plan a bday party in the Brog for 5 people with balloons?
fair enough!
Good night?

[Vincent Murphy]

should we organise a warm up event on the Saturday. Maybe a pint or two in the brog. All welcome of course. What's Sunday's do in aid of?

Sunday's is a celebration of the Little Baby Jesus rising from the dead.

It's working title is:

"If no-one owns this Little Baby Jesus kebab in the bin, that's my lunch boy."

A warm-up event might be an idea all right, specially since Saturday night proved such a hit with all the regular users of this board.

[Vincent Murphy]

it took you lot 3 1/2 years to plan a bday party in the Brog for 5 people with balloons?
fair enough!
Good night?

yeah. we've already started planning his 40th so we can actually hold it on his proper birthday. We're thinking of something a bit more ambitious like a night in the Savoy with a load of bands.

[yer_one]

yeah. we've already started planning his 40th so we can actually hold it on his proper birthday. We're thinking of something a bit more ambitious like a night in the Savoy with a load of bands.


ya, I can see that working out :rolleyes:

[Vincent Murphy]

ya, I can see that working out :rolleyes:

It'll be September 11th 2007 if you're interested in coming along? We might be able to put you on the guestlist.

[fintan fogerty]

oh, sorry. I forgot about Little Baby Jesus rising from the dead. That is worth a celebration this Sunday. God he was great wasn't he?? All those miracles and stuff!!

[yer_one]

It'll be September 11th 2007 if you're interested in coming along? We might be able to put you on the guestlist.


11 Sept is a Tue so doubt you will need a guest list

[Vincent Murphy]

11 Sept is a Tue so doubt you will need a guest list

well if you want to pay that's fine like. All proceeds will be going to a charity of Russell's choice.

[yer_one]

no you are alright thanks.

I suspect I will be busy that week.
pity, sounds like such a blast!

[fintan fogerty]

That's a very insensitive comment by yer one. Given the time of the year. Completely uncalled for.

[Vincent Murphy]

yeah, sounded like a bit of a 9/11 jibe to me too. Not very nice at all..

[yer_one]

oh get over it you two.

[Vincent Murphy]

you two.

Another obvious tower reference. bad form.

[yer_one]

Another obvious tower reference. bad form.


lol
very funny, but you are a twit ;)

[tedobrien]

lol
very funny, but you are a twi[n] t[owers] ;)

yer_one, this just isn't funny anymore.

Cop yourself on.

[yer_one]

yer_one, this just isn't funny anymore.

Cop yourself on.

lmao
what medication are you lot one?

[Vincent Murphy]

lol
very funny, but you are a twit ;)

like a cross between a tit and a twat?

[yer_one]

like a cross between a tit and a twat?


no

[Vincent Murphy]

damn.

[yer_one]

damn.

oh sorry, did I spoil your fun?

[Vincent Murphy]

Does the pope shit in the woods?

[yer_one]

Does the pope shit in the woods?


I wouldnt have thought there were any woods around the vatican.

[Vincent Murphy]

is a bear a Catholic?

[Ciotóg]

Why did the Visigoth cross the road?

[Vincent Murphy]

to go to Russell's 35th birthday party?

[fintan fogerty]

What's the difference between a Visigoth and a Squirtigoth?

[Ciotóg]

Fuck off, Fintan Fogerty.

[trasnanadtonnta]

Are this crowd WUMs or what?

[Vincent Murphy]

Hi trasna, nice to meet you, you're looking well.

[Grouch]

how's your sister?

[thegillabbeygowl]

Does anyone know what time it closed?
Good old night - one of my last memories is theGillabbeyGowl introuducing himself and buying me a drink - I'll get you one back the next time. Cheers!

What are you on about?

[Vincent Murphy]

What are you on about?

i can barely remember it either.

[thegillabbeygowl]

i can barely remember it either.

I must have been so drunk.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

yeah fair play to the gowl for coming.

great night. Tony, that was an inspired idea about the superman encore!

Do you think that was a good idea?

Hope OFM didn't mind! Myself and Tony felt a bit nobbish the next day.

Was royally minged at it! Reckon Russell had a great time though - I can't believe how manky he got at it. Reckon he's never had so many Apple Liquours in all his life!!

[fintan fogerty]

Not at all. OFM thought it was a great laugh. Very rock n roll. And sure we were all a bit stoaty. And Russell was chuffed to bits. He was manky though but sure....

[Vincent Murphy]

Do you think that was a good idea?



yeah it was hilarious seeing you and Russell trying to sing along to it on the stage!

[fintan fogerty]

yeah. Russell could barely stand let alone sing. Twas quality. Can't wait for the next bash. Roll on this sunday. LBJ day.