Boys oh boys

[yer_one]

That's just cos I have a part time job in the zoo feeding the monkeys.


well a monkey is the only thing that will nibble on your banana!

[Da blonde one]

All talk DBO,no action.
Always the same.


I know ya.

Tut

men!!!!!!

[Vincent Murphy]

That sounded really perverted.


Prove it.

not right now.

[Da blonde one]

well a monkey is the only thing that will nibble on your banana!


LOL.

Ahhh jaysus, Its gona be a funny afternoon I'd say lads of the talk of vincents tiny prick keeps up.

What a great day! :D

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Do we have to write the theme tune sing the theme tune.

Yer one and Dbo are goin to get cha, do do do dododo.
They drive the car with the pink fluffy dice, do do do dododo


what about -

gillabbeygowl gillabbeygowl wank wank wank wank wank
gillabbeygowl gillabbeygowl wank wank wank wank wank
wank spew shit wank
gillabbeygowl likes to w...

[yer_one]

Do we have to write the theme tune sing the theme tune.

Yer one and Dbo are goin to get cha, do do do dododo.
They drive the car with the pink fluffy dice, do do do dododo


amm maybe something a bit more catchy?
Wonder will Finnerty write it on his Mandoline?

Did he every finish the other song?

[Da blonde one]

what about -

gillabbeygowl gillabbeygowl wank wank wank wank wank
gillabbeygowl gillabbeygowl wank wank wank wank wank
wank spew shit wank
gillabbeygowl likes to w...


Well I like it!!!

What do you think yer one?

[Vincent Murphy]

well a monkey is the only thing that will nibble on your banana!

they're technically not my bananas, they belong to the zoo, I just give them to the monkeys.

[thegillabbeygowl]

what about -

gillabbeygowl gillabbeygowl wank wank wank wank wank
gillabbeygowl gillabbeygowl wank wank wank wank wank
wank spew shit wank
gillabbeygowl likes to w...

Oh stop coming on to me Van.
I don't take pipe you filthy fecker.

[yer_one]

LOL.

Ahhh jaysus, Its gona be a funny afternoon I'd say lads of the talk of vincents tiny prick keeps up.

What a great day! :D



well we have already learnt that his 'tiny prick' cant keep up!! :D :lol!: :lol!:

[Da blonde one]

amm maybe something a bit more catchy?
Wonder will Finnerty write it on his Mandoline?

Did he every finish the other song?


I took that material from little britain.

I knew no one would get it. now I look like a tit again. :(

Thats prob where fintan is now.

[Vincent Murphy]

what about -

gillabbeygowl gillabbeygowl wank wank wank wank wank
gillabbeygowl gillabbeygowl wank wank wank wank wank
wank spew shit wank
gillabbeygowl likes to w...

Brilliant. Even better if you change the second line to:

gillabbeygowl gillabbeygowl even his ma's caught him at it

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

they're technically not my bananas, they belong to the zoo, I just give them to the monkeys.


you're not handing out the cream buns any more so?

[Da blonde one]

not right now.


:cry:


Day ruined.


*pulls out play girl magazine*

[Vincent Murphy]

I took that material from little britain.

I knew no one would get it. now I look like a tit again. :(

Thats prob where fintan is now.

Oh yeah it's Dennis Waterman, just got it when I read back!

[yer_one]

I took that material from little britain.

I knew no one would get it. now I look like a tit again. :(

Thats prob where fintan is now.


ah no DBO is was great but we need our own style

*did I get away with that*

[yer_one]

Well I like it!!!

What do you think yer one?



ya that sounds promising!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Brilliant. Even better if you change the second line to:

gillabbeygowl gillabbeygowl even his ma's caught him at it


that's why they awarded you bronze medal (should have been gold in my opinion) in the english poetry rhyme off in the 1982 English awards out in UCC.

good work!

[Vincent Murphy]

you're not handing out the cream buns any more so?

oh yeah I still sell the old custard slices and doughnuts and eclairs in the school canteen, the zoo job is just Saturdays.

[Da blonde one]

Oh yeah it's Dennis Waterman, just got it when I read back!



Yehhhhh, someone got it.

Have we got a gold star for vince lads.

[Da blonde one]

ah no DBO is was great but we need our own style

*did I get away with that*


LOL

Ya you got away with it.



*yer one is a baaaaaaaad liar*

[Da blonde one]

oh yeah I still sell the old custard slices and doughnuts and eclairs in the school canteen, the zoo job is just Saturdays.


I love guys that work in zoo's.

Very sexy :rolleyes:



(is he still looking)

[Vincent Murphy]

that's why they awarded you bronze medal (should have been gold in my opinion) in the english poetry rhyme off in the 1982 English awards out in UCC.

good work!

thanks man, although I've got to say, if either of us deserved gold it was you for your genius adaptation of that old Bonnie Tyler classic..

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

oh yeah I still sell the old custard slices and doughnuts and eclairs in the school canteen, the zoo job is just Saturdays.

good.

i presume so that you're still a fat bastard from licking all the cream off your fingers.

[yer_one]

good.

i presume so that you're still a fat bastard from licking all the cream off your fingers.


well he claimed yesterday to be as skinny as a fox

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

well he claimed yesterday to be as skinny as a fox


i was being facetious

[Vincent Murphy]

well he claimed yesterday to be as skinny as a fox

I think Wolfy was being a bit sarcastic, he loves a bit of that!

[yer_one]

bloody hell relax boys, I know!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

thanks man, although I've got to say, if either of us deserved gold it was you for your genius adaptation of that old Bonnie Tyler classic..

remember i came so close to singing it at the karaoke finals in Stockholm. unfortunately, i got turfed out just as i was about to go on stage for being minged (and nicking some guys chair).

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

bloody hell relax boys, I know!


sorry - it's my german sensibilities you know. i just don't get irony. and when i try and be sarcastic it just blows up in my face.

[yer_one]

why dont ye organise a PROC karaoke comp??

Wolfy you can sing the Boonie Tyler
Finnerty can do a solo on the old Mandoline
Not sure what you want to do Vince but no doubt you have a few ideas up your tweed sleve

[Vincent Murphy]

remember i came so close to singing it at the karaoke finals in Stockholm. unfortunately, i got turfed out just as i was about to go on stage for being minged (and nicking some guys chair).

haha that was awfully bad timing that night all right, you had a chance to impress Axl Rose and Billy Ray Cyrus in the audience and all.

[Vincent Murphy]

why dont ye organise a PROC karaoke comp??

Wolfy you can sing the Boonie Tyler
Finnerty can do a solo on the old Mandoline
Not sure what you want to do Vince but no doubt you have a few ideas up your tweed sleve

we did once do a fine barbershop sextet version of Bohemian Rhapsody in Siglo's.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

come here - were those pictures of Axl ever put on the net?

[yer_one]

sorry - it's my german sensibilities you know. i just don't get irony. and when i try and be sarcastic it just blows up in my face.


Sorgen Sie nicht sich um es Wolfy. es ist hart, zu wissen, was Leute realy auf einem Forum bedeuten

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

all this talk of whipping boy, stockers, siglo's is making me mad for an old night out.

[Vincent Murphy]

Sorgen Sie nicht sich um es Wolfy. es ist hart, zu wissen, was Leute realy auf einem Forum bedeuten

quick Wolfy, the Fenster line before she cops on!

[yer_one]

we did once do a fine barbershop sextet version of Bohemian Rhapsody in Siglo's.


Siglos?

Did ye have the hats and the red/white stripped shirt?

I am looking for a barbershop quart for a party for my nan if ye want some extra beer money

[Vincent Murphy]

come here - were those pictures of Axl ever put on the net?

I don't think I've seen them since Stockers.

[Vincent Murphy]

all this talk of whipping boy, stockers, siglo's is making me mad for an old night out.

i know yeah, just as well we're in the middle of a thread party with loads of booze.

[yer_one]

i know yeah, just as well we're in the middle of a thread party with loads of booze.

I thought the party was over, where have all the guests gone?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I don't think I've seen them since Stockers.


they must be Russell's photos.

no doubt he's reading this -
Russell: Put your photos of Stockholm on the net!

he had ones of some great crackers if i recall correctly.

[yer_one]

quick Wolfy, the Fenster line before she cops on!

Wolfy, können Sie nicht Deutsches sprechen?

[Vincent Murphy]

they must be Russell's photos.

no doubt he's reading this -
Russell: Put your photos of Stockholm on the net!

he had ones of some great crackers if i recall correctly.

yeah he really had the eye out for the ladies that weekend.

[Vincent Murphy]

Wolfy, können

Come on now, there's no need to call him that.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Wolfy, können Sie nicht Deutsches sprechen?


Ja. Ich bin ein deutscher Lehrer.

[Vincent Murphy]

the gowl is really after setting himself up for a fall with his latest thread..

[yer_one]

Come on now, there's no need to call him that.


if i was going to call him something it would be, Esel Abwischen

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

aber ich bin im Urlaub

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

the gowl is really after setting himself up for a fall with his latest thread..


have our songs turned into a self fulfilling prophecy

[yer_one]

aber ich bin im Urlaub


you are on holidays?

[Vincent Murphy]

I think we just gave him that final little push he needed.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

erzählen Sie mir. wie lange haben Sie Deutsch studiert?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

you are on holidays?

es ist ein Urlaub von der Arbeit. es ist ein Austauschprogramm

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

ich studiere den Gebrauch der deutschen Sprache in Essex

[yer_one]

erzählen Sie mir. wie lange haben Sie Deutsch studiert?


nur in der Schule, Sie?

[yer_one]

ich studiere den Gebrauch der deutschen Sprache in Essex


wo in Essex? In einer Hochschule?

[yer_one]

I think we just gave him that final little push he needed.


Whats the gowl up to?

[Vincent Murphy]

Whats the gowl up to?

general wanking related activities seemingly..

[thegillabbeygowl]

general wanking related activities seemingly..

No wank,just work.

[Vincent Murphy]

No wank,just work.

Come here to me boy, are you Chinese or what?

[yer_one]

general wanking related activities seemingly..


era sure leave him at it, he is only a young fella expermenting with his body

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

wo in Essex? In einer Hochschule?


i told you yesterday you mad woman - in Romford.

i'm doing part time in a school while researching for my PhD. hence, i'm writing up my thesis (aka proc) when not teaching.

[Vincent Murphy]

era sure leave him at it, he is only a young fella expermenting with his body

true.

Da blonde one's after passing out in the unisex thread toilets, she finished those last 9 bottles of Diesel in record time.

[yer_one]

i told you yesterday you mad woman - in Romford.

i'm doing part time in a school while researching for my PhD. hence, i'm writing up my thesis (aka proc) when not teaching.


I know but meant what college? numbnuts!

[thegillabbeygowl]

Come here to me boy, are you Chinese or what?

Why yes i am,I grew up in the village of yadingmallow.

[yer_one]

true.

Da blonde one's after passing out in the unisex thread toilets, she finished those last 9 bottles of Diesel in record time.

anyone looking after her!?
you get her drunk and leave her alone, typical man!




tsssk

[thegillabbeygowl]

era sure leave him at it, he is only a young fella expermenting with his body

I'm 23 pet.

[yer_one]

I'm 23 pet.


I know darling, a young fella compaired to my old bones!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

anyone looking after her!?
you get her drunk and leave her alone, typical man!




tsssk


she'll be fine. just needs a little vom.

[yer_one]

she'll be fine. just needs a little vom.


at least someone hold back her hair, puck on your hair isnt an attractive sight

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

i don't know about that. if lara crof t had some on her hair i bet the gowl wouldn't say no.

[fintan fogerty]

Lads, I'm just after waking up. And I'm after forgetting to go to work. Can someone cover for me with Larry?

[yer_one]

do you know what we havent had in awhile?!

Ciotog guy letting us know how many times we have posted in this thread!! :rolleyes:

[Vincent Murphy]

at least someone hold back her hair, puck on your hair isnt an attractive sight

don't worry, i'll look after her.. 8-)

[Da blonde one]

true.

Da blonde one's after passing out in the unisex thread toilets, she finished those last 9 bottles of Diesel in record time.


And you didn't even come in to hold my hair back for me.


There's no love here boy! :p(joke)

[yer_one]

don't worry, i'll look after her.. 8-)


NO not you, you will only perve !

[Da blonde one]

don't worry, i'll look after her.. 8-)



Awwwwwwww



See. You can be nice when you want to. ;)

[Vincent Murphy]

Lads, I'm just after waking up. And I'm after forgetting to go to work. Can someone cover for me with Larry?

Ringing in sick after the end of the school day isn't going to look good finnerty.

[yer_one]

i don't know about that. if lara crof t had some on her hair i bet the gowl wouldn't say no.


even with the smell of puck on it?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Lads, I'm just after waking up. And I'm after forgetting to go to work. Can someone cover for me with Larry?


hey, don't worry about it. myself and vince are on the hop also today. told lar that i had the scutters - think he believed me. why don't you just tell him that you had dinner with me last night and you got food poisoning - it'll make mine more believable then!!!:crazyeye:

[Vincent Murphy]

Awwwwwwww



See. You can be nice when you want to. ;)

I know, I even covered you up and made you decent as well!:shock:

[Da blonde one]

I know, I even covered you up and made you decent as well!:shock:


Well its the least you could have done since you ripped my knickers off.

They weren't cheap ya know, you owe me 8 euro.

[Da blonde one]

even with the smell of puck on it?


Actually when we were about 15, myself and the girls decided to go gaffin out so we drank away anyway.

One of the girls threw her heart up all over the place and one of the lads still shifted the face off her.

This is proof that fellas will do anything to get laid, kissed or whatever they're after

We can make them do whatever we want really, we just have to find the right tactics. I'm working on it. :D

[Vincent Murphy]

Well its the least you could have done since you ripped my knickers off.

They weren't cheap ya know, you owe me 8 euro.

:shock: :!: :crazyeye: 8-)

[yer_one]

Actually when we were about 15, myself and the girls decided to go gaffin out so we drank away anyway.

One of the girls threw her heart up all over the place and one of the lads still shifted the face off her.

This is proof that fellas will do anything to get laid, kissed or whatever they're after

We can make them do whatever we want really, we just have to find the right tactics. I'm working on it. :D




eeeuuuwww dirty fecker!

[Vincent Murphy]

Actually when we were about 15, myself and the girls decided to go gaffin out so we drank away anyway.

One of the girls threw her heart up all over the place and one of the lads still shifted the face off her.

This is proof that fellas will do anything to get laid, kissed or whatever they're after

We can make them do whatever we want really, we just have to find the right tactics. I'm working on it. :D

you're not one of the mingers from Schull are you?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

jemand sagte mir, dass ich von Tallinn war, es fängt mit einem T an, und es endet mit einem Allinn

[Vincent Murphy]

Is that the Ertotererer?

[yer_one]

jemand sagte mir, dass ich von Tallinn war, es fängt mit einem T an, und es endet mit einem Allinn


thats ein schönes Lied.

schrieben Sie die Wörter sich?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

ich wette, dass sie der Ingwer minger vom Schull ist

[Da blonde one]

:shock: :!: :crazyeye: 8-)


That was like a smiley embolism.

I hear they're deadly! Are you okay pet? hee hee

[yer_one]

Is that the Ertotererer?


huh

[Da blonde one]

eeeuuuwww dirty fecker!


I know ya.

Boys are so dirty. I dono what we even bother.

[yer_one]

That was like a smiley embolism.

I hear they're deadly! Are you okay pet? hee hee


I think you shocked him with your knickers story!!
someone check his pulse!

[Da blonde one]

you're not one of the mingers from Schull are you?


No.

I'm from the city.

[yer_one]

I know ya.

Boys are so dirty. I dono what we even bother.


there are a few decent ones I found!!

But either married or gay! :lol:

[Vincent Murphy]

That was like a smiley embolism.

I hear they're deadly! Are you okay pet? hee hee

yeah I'm good again now thanks, the shades guy at the end means that I managed to compose, calm and relax myself, and it also symbolises what a cool guy I am.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

thats ein schönes Lied.

schrieben Sie die Wörter sich?


no, it's from the german Killers tribute band - Der Killers

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

finnerty must be getting a roasting from lar...

[yer_one]

ich wette, dass sie der Ingwer minger vom Schull ist


nun da nicht nett ist, sprechen Sie Wolfy

[Da blonde one]

yeah I'm good again now thanks, the shades guy at the end means that I managed to compose, calm and relax myself, and it also symbolises what a cool guy I am.


Ya you just ooooze coolness.

Maybe we could start calling you shaft!!

[Vincent Murphy]

there are a few decent ones I found!!

But either married or gay! :lol:

ahem, aren't you forgetting someone...?

*blows on fingers and rubs fingers on chest a la Curly M*

[yer_one]

no, it's from the german Killers tribute band - Der Killers

Must have a look out for the vinyl

[Vincent Murphy]

no, it's from the german Killers tribute band - Der Killers

Vox Populi also do a mean cover of that song.

[yer_one]

ahem, aren't you forgetting someone...?

*blows on fingers and rubs fingers on chest a la Curly M*



opps sorry!!

How could I forget, and after all this time..

Please please for give me








Gillabbeygowl

[Vincent Murphy]

finnerty must be getting a roasting from lar...

yeah the little bastard is really in for it this time I'd say.

[Vincent Murphy]

opps sorry!!

How could I forget, and after all this time..

Please please for give me








Gillabbeygowl

oh come on, he wanks in front of his ma. Not even Ted has ever stooped that low.

[yer_one]

oh come on, he wanks in front of his ma. Not even Ted has ever stooped that low.


ok, who did you mean then?
Wolfy ?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Must have a look out for the vinyl


met them at a gig in a bar in the suburbs of Munich - think the suburb was called Thallkirchen - can't remember the name of the bar - and tried to explain to them that "Der Killers" is not really an accurate translation from english (they should be called "Die Mörder" but they told me to f*** off.)

[yer_one]

met them at a gig in a bar in the suburbs of Munich - think the suburb was called Thallkirchen - can't remember the name of the bar - and tried to explain to them that "Der Killers" is not really an accurate translation from english (they should be called "Die Mörder" but they told me to f*** off.)


that wasnt very nice of them, sure you were only trying to help!

[Vincent Murphy]

ok, who did you mean then?
Wolfy ?

:puppydog:

[yer_one]

dont mean to nitpick but isnt Die Mörder = The murderers ?

[yer_one]

:puppydog:


ok Vince you are a decent enough kinda guy.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

ok, who did you mean then?
Wolfy ?


certainly not Wolfy :x :x :x :x

[Da blonde one]

:puppydog:



Awwwwwww.


There there love. You're not that bad.


Then again I don't really know you.

[Da blonde one]

certainly not Wolfy :x :x :x :x


It would have been a compliment wolfy.

[Vincent Murphy]

certainly not Wolfy :x :x :x :x

so you're saying you're not a decent guy and would be offended at the very suggestion?

[yer_one]

certainly not Wolfy :x :x :x :x


why not Wolfy?

He were talking about decent guys but if you dont want to be one, fair enough

[Vincent Murphy]

ok Vince you are a decent enough kinda guy.

thanks.



she's eating out of my hands..

[yer_one]

looks as if we are ganging up on him now.

Sorgen Sie sich nicht Wolfy, ich sind Ihr wirklicher Freund! :lol!:

[Da blonde one]

No more alcohol for wolfy.

Think he's had enough

[yer_one]

thanks.



she's eating out of my hands..


next time at least wash them, bit too sticky for me!

[Vincent Murphy]

Awwwwwww.


There there love. You're not that bad.


Then again I don't really know you.

Don't know me?! What don't you know?

[Da blonde one]

Don't know me?! What don't you know?


Funny!!!!

I no nathing

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

dont mean to nitpick but isnt Die Mörder = The murderers ?


can be used for murders or killers

[Vincent Murphy]

next time at least wash them, bit too sticky for me!

sorry I got some cream on them at lunchtime and didn't lick it all off properly.

[yer_one]

sorry I got some cream on them at lunchtime and didn't lick it all off properly.


what kinda cream?

Couldnt work out the taste

[Da blonde one]

sorry I got some cream on them at lunchtime and didn't lick it all off properly.


Ya "cream"

Pffft

[yer_one]

can be used for murders or killers


ok, I am a bit rusty with the German

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

creme de la cake

[yer_one]

Ya "cream"

Pffft


eeeuuu dont tell me its his own 'cream' he licked off!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

ok, I am a bit rusty with the German


that's why i'm the teacher and you're shit

[Da blonde one]

eeeuuu dont tell me its his own 'cream' he licked off!


Well why should we lick if they won't lick it themselves. :D

Vince loves to love himself!

[yer_one]

that's why i'm the teacher and you're shit


Sie schissen! Mein Deutsch ist nicht dieses Schlechte!

[yer_one]

Well why should we lick if they won't lick it themselves. :D

Vince loves to love himself!


true true, must remember to say that next time !

[Vincent Murphy]

eeeuuu dont tell me its his own 'cream' he licked off!

no, not my own cream. It technically belongs to the school, I just sell it from the canteen as part of an appetising dessert.

I don't spend all my free time running into Spars buying cream and bananas you know.

[Da blonde one]

true true, must remember to say that next time !


Don't say anything

Just squirt it at him on the sly.


Sorry that was horrible. :puppydog:

[yer_one]

Don't say anything

Just squirt it at him on the sly.


Sorry that was horrible. :puppydog:



ok, will give you that one

But young lady how do you expect to catch a man with that mouth! ;)

[yer_one]

no, not my own cream. It technically belongs to the school, I just sell it from the canteen as part of an appetising dessert.

I don't spend all my free time running into Spars buying cream and bananas you know.


no you spend it on here!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

http://www.ecardica.com/ecards/postcards%5Cdesserts/Chocolate%20Eclair%2 0with%20Cherries.jpg

[Vincent Murphy]

Don't say anything

Just squirt it at him on the sly.


Sorry that was horrible. :puppydog:

why would youwant to squirt cream from your doughnut at someone? It's just mean and lessens the enjoyment you get from your doughnut which you paid 40p* for.

*price circa 1994

[yer_one]

why would youwant to squirt cream from your doughnut at someone? It's just mean and lessens the enjoyment you get from your doughnut which you paid 40p* for.

*price circa 1994


Just please don't squirt it at me as I dont like cream!

[Da blonde one]

ok, will give you that one

But young lady how do you expect to catch a man with that mouth! ;)

Era I might have a filthy tongue but I know how to use it. :p

[Da blonde one]

why would youwant to squirt cream from your doughnut at someone? It's just mean and lessens the enjoyment you get from your doughnut which you paid 40p* for.

*price circa 1994


Thats not the cream myself and yer one were refering to.

[yer_one]

Era I might have a filthy tongue but I know how to use it. :p



Good girl!!!
and with that great tool you can get away with anything ;)

[Vincent Murphy]

Just please don't squirt it at me as I dont like cream!

But young lady how do you expect to catch a man with that attitude!;)

[yer_one]

But young lady how do you expect to catch a man with that attitude!;)


I was referring to cream for cakes etc nothing else ;)

[Vincent Murphy]

I was referring to cream for cakes etc nothing else ;)

Damn I'm always one step behind...

[yer_one]

Damn I'm always one step behind...

ohh keep up slow coach! how do you expect to catch a girl?

[Vincent Murphy]

Good girl!!!
and with that great tool you can get away with anything ;)

Woah, hold on now a second, things have taken a nasty turn here...

Nobody told me da blonde one had a great big tool!

[Da blonde one]

ohh keep up slow coach! how do you expect to catch a girl?


Alcohol and long fingers apparently. :D

[Da blonde one]

Woah, hold on now a second, things have taken a nasty turn here...

Nobody told me da blonde one had a great big tool!


Don't worry i'll tuck it away so you won't feel inadequate. ;)

[yer_one]

Woah, hold on now a second, things have taken a nasty turn here...

Nobody told me da blonde one had a great big tool!


oh she has a good tool and knows how to use it;)

[Vincent Murphy]

Alcohol and long fingers apparently. :D

you forgot the third ingredient: easy women.

[yer_one]

Alcohol and long fingers apparently. :D

lol pity that wasnt all it took

[Da blonde one]

you forgot the third ingredient: easy women.


No such thing.

You mean lonely women

[Da blonde one]

lol pity that wasnt all it took


I know ya.

*whispers* Vince is very naive like that.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

you forgot the third ingredient: easy women.

can you count them as an ingredient when they're everywhere?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Angela's going to have some amount of reading to do when she gets back from holidays.

[yer_one]

I know ya.

*whispers* Vince is very naive like that.

*I think its because he has been living with his mother for tha past 47yrs*

[Da blonde one]

*I think its because he has been living with his mother for tha past 47yrs*


*she probably breast fed him till the age of 10*

[yer_one]

*she probably breast fed him till the age of 10*


*I think she still is* :lol!:

[Da blonde one]

*I think she still is* :lol!:


LOL

Hey vince, want some bitty?


Poor vince is getting an awful doing off. Era he knows we love him!

[yer_one]

LOL

Hey vince, want some bitty?


Poor vince is getting an awful doing off. Era he knows we love him!


dont worry aboutit, he loves the attention!

He is gone v quite though!
Think he is sucking his thumb?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

you know he likes to breast feed curley m* that way too

[Da blonde one]

dont worry aboutit, he loves the attention!

He is gone v quite though!
Think he is sucking his thumb?


He's probably curled into the feotal position somewhere bawling crying.

[Da blonde one]

you know he likes to breast feed curley m* that way too


Who's curly m?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

He's probably curled into the feotal position somewhere bawling crying.


the only time i saw him do that was down in barleycove after Angela told him to cop on when he dropped the lamh

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Who's curly m?


his favourite

[Vincent Murphy]

I know ya.

*whispers* Vince is very naive like that.

I can sense you said something mean about me here but I can't quite put my long bony finger on it.

[Vincent Murphy]

*I think its because he has been living with his mother for tha past 47yrs*

I can see you and dbo giggling about something - tellllll meeeeeee..

[Da blonde one]

the only time i saw him do that was down in barleycove after Angela told him to cop on when he dropped the lamh


LOl

And who's Angela?. Who are these people like.

[Vincent Murphy]

LOL

Hey vince, want some bitty?


Poor vince is getting an awful doing off. Era he knows we love him!

Oh good I can hear you again! Is that what we were doing, just discussing how much you love me?? :D

[Da blonde one]

I can sense you said something mean about me here but I can't quite put my long bony finger on it.


We said you were lovely and we will have a dual tomorrow at noon to fight for your love.

Honestly thats what we said, nothing about breast feeding or anything.

[Vincent Murphy]

LOL

Hey vince, want some bitty?


Poor vince is getting an awful doing off. Era he knows we love him!

oh yeah, I'd love some bitty by the way, I'm gasping!

[yer_one]

I can see you and dbo giggling about something - tellllll meeeeeee..


seriously, its nothing. Just something we read in Heat

[Da blonde one]

his favourite


That narrowed it down.

Thanks

[yer_one]

LOl

And who's Angela?. Who are these people like.


Angela is another old teacher from CBC

[Da blonde one]

oh yeah, I'd love some bitty by the way, I'm gasping!


Mrs murphy, Vince is hungry again.

[yer_one]

That narrowed it down.

Thanks


think it was a typo and meant to be a curly wurly

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

LOl

And who's Angela?. Who are these people like.


Ang was posting on here last week (this is why you should read the whole thread - then you'd know these things!) - she's on holidays at the moment Youghal or Lanzarote - i'm not sure which - she said great weather, great nightlife, beautiful people - so it could be either.

[Da blonde one]

Oh good I can hear you again! Is that what we were doing, just discussing how much you love me?? :D


Ya, yer one wrote a poem n all.

Wolfy is correcting it at the moment.

[Vincent Murphy]

Mrs murphy, Vince is hungry again.

are you all out? :confused:

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

http://www.edinburghpubguid e.co.uk/PubPhoto/Siglo.jpg

[Vincent Murphy]

Ang was posting on here last week (this is why you should read the whole thread - then you'd know these things!) - she's on holidays at the moment Youghal or Lanzarote - i'm not sure which - she said great weather, great nightlife, beautiful people - so it could be either.

:lol!:

[thegillabbeygowl]

Ok people,Let's get the facts straight,I never wanked infront of my mother or any other family member for that's sake.

[yer_one]

are you all out? :confused:


:o

[yer_one]

Ok people,Let's get the facts straight,I never wanked infront of my mother or any other family member for that's sake.


oh thats a nice little story

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

think it was a typo and meant to be a curly wurly


thanks for explaining .

does anyone else hate the way the "*" key is next to the "urly" key on modern keyboards?

[Vincent Murphy]

:o

are you ready to step into the breach yer_one? ;)

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

:o



:?:

[Vincent Murphy]

oh thats a nice little story

the gowl is like a modern day Hans Christian Anderson.

[Da blonde one]

are you all out? :confused:


Fraid so love.

I'll bottle it next time, god knows its not the packaging you're after

[Da blonde one]

are you ready to step into the breach yer_one? ;)


Oh just like that I get pushed aside like one big used breast.

I hope you're lactose intolerant Vince. ;)


(everytime I type vince, i think of the Daz cleaner close ad) :confused:

[Da blonde one]

Ok people,Let's get the facts straight,I never wanked infront of my mother or any other family member for that's sake.


We know pet, we were only messing with you.

Sorry

[yer_one]

are you ready to step into the breach yer_one? ;)


huh?

[Vincent Murphy]

thanks for explaining .

does anyone else hate the way the "*" key is next to the "urly" key on modern keyboards?

It's a killer isn't it? Especially whenever we get a good email debate going about selection boxes.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

the gowl is like a modern day Hans Christian Anderson.


except with a less cool name

[thegillabbeygowl]

the gowl is like a modern day Hans Christian Anderson.

He was a homosexual,I wanna be a modern day Oscar Wilde biy.

[Vincent Murphy]

Fraid so love.

I'll bottle it next time, god knows its not the packaging you're after

Sorry I have to ask you to explain why?

[Da blonde one]

Sorry I have to ask you to explain why?


Why what?

[Vincent Murphy]

huh?

I think things are moving a little too quickly for the 30-year-old..

[yer_one]

I think things are moving a little too quickly for the 30-year-old..


no, but that question came from nowhere.

what you on about?

[Vincent Murphy]

Why what?

why would I not be after the packaging, is there something wrong with them?

[Da blonde one]

why would I not be after the packaging, is there something wrong with them?



Ohhh

It was meant to be sarcastic. Nothing wrong with my boobs as far as I know.

[Vincent Murphy]

He was a homosexual,I wanna be a modern day Oscar Wilde biy.

Will we just call you Graham Norton from now on?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

why would I not be after the packaging, is there something wrong with them?

they look like two rugby socks with a snooker ball in each one

[Vincent Murphy]

no, but that question came from nowhere.

what you on about?

shhh there there.

[yer_one]

shhh there there.


oi shut it!
what did you mean?

[Vincent Murphy]

they look like two rugby socks with a snooker ball in each one

or like beavers' tails maybe?

[Da blonde one]

they look like two rugby socks with a snooker ball in each one


*slap*

:p

*examines breasts*. Nothing weird here anyway.

[Vincent Murphy]

oi shut it!
what did you mean?

Here, have a Murray mint.

Dbo knows what I meant, she can whisper it to you..

[Vincent Murphy]

*slap*

:p

*examines breasts*. Nothing weird here anyway.

is it casual breast exam Friday in your office?

[thegillabbeygowl]

Will we just call you Graham Norton from now on?

Oh you tease,Just call me whatever you want,wink.

[Da blonde one]

Here, have a Murray mint.

Dbo knows what I meant, she can whisper it to you..


* I think he means since I didn't have breast milk were you ready to take my place instead*

[Da blonde one]

is it casual breast exam Friday in your office?


No, it's just turn yourself on day.

[Vincent Murphy]

* I think he means since I didn't have breast milk were you ready to take my place instead*

Let me know when you've told her.

[yer_one]

Here, have a Murray mint.

Dbo knows what I meant, she can whisper it to you..

Not to worry, if you cant explain it yourself it must be worth repeating

[Vincent Murphy]

No, it's just turn yourself on day.

are you a robot or something?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

or like beavers' tails maybe?


spaniel ears

[Da blonde one]

are you a robot or something?


LOL


Dammit, you always have a smart remark!!!!

[yer_one]

* I think he means since I didn't have breast milk were you ready to take my place instead*


well if he is really that desperate.....

[Da blonde one]

spaniel ears



Ehhh are ye still talking about my tits?

It's obvious ye haven't seen them. :p

[Vincent Murphy]

well if he is really that desperate.....

score!

[thegillabbeygowl]

Nearly 200 pages of shite,woohoo.

[Da blonde one]

well if he is really that desperate.....


He's not hungry, just looking for some nipple i'd say!

[Vincent Murphy]

Lads this is such a charming thread - I think just today alone every bodily fluid known to man has come up in conversation, and possibly some others not yet discovered.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Nearly 200 pages of shite,woohoo.


no need for the "s" word

[thegillabbeygowl]

Lads this is such a charming thread - I think just today alone every bodily fluid known to man has come up in conversation, and possibly some others not yet discovered.

Nothing wrong with that.
It went downhill since DBO came in.
She's a right filthy mare ya know.

[Da blonde one]

Lads this is such a charming thread - I think just today alone every bodily fluid known to man has come up in conversation, and possibly some others not yet discovered.


Ya I meant to ask actually.

What is that green coloured fluid that stained your jocks? ;)

[Da blonde one]

Nothing wrong with that.
It went downhill since DBO came in.
She's a right filthy mare ya know.


:cry:

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Ya I meant to ask actually.

What is that green coloured fluid that stained your jocks? ;)


he ate cabbage for brekky

[Vincent Murphy]

Ya I meant to ask actually.

What is that green coloured fluid that stained your jocks? ;)

No that was just Fairy liquid, I was conducting an experiment to see if I could give myself the cock of an 18-year-old.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Nothing wrong with that.
It went downhill since DBO came in.
She's a right filthy mare ya know.


i agree

[Da blonde one]

No that was just Fairy liquid, I was conducting an experiment to see if I could give myself the cock of an 18-year-old.


Did it work?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

well, i'm off now - another successful day of thesis writing!

[Da blonde one]

i agree


What are ye ganging up on me for?

Bunch of bullies

[yer_one]

Ehhh are ye still talking about my tits?

It's obvious ye haven't seen them. :p


no girl, I think its safer to suggest he hasnt seen any other than his moms :lol!:

[Vincent Murphy]

Did it work?

should know in about 24 hours.

well supposedly it makes your hands younger so hey - it's worth a shot!

[thegillabbeygowl]

Over 2000 posts,yay.

[thegillabbeygowl]

What are ye ganging up on me for?

Bunch of bullies

Think about you came on here yesterday and it all went downhill nearly after 175 or so pages.

[Vincent Murphy]

Over 2000 posts,yay.

your post was #2006, which is the precise year (AD) that we are currently in. Amazing eh?!

[Da blonde one]

Think about you came on here yesterday and it all went downhill nearly after 175 or so pages.


Grand gil I get the hint like.

i'll fuck off so.

[thegillabbeygowl]

Grand gil I get the hint like.

i'll fuck off so.

Don't let the door slam yer fat arse on the way out,eeekkk.

[yer_one]

Grand gil I get the hint like.

i'll fuck off so.


ignore him long enough he may go away and wank in front of his mam

[yer_one]

Don't let the door slam yer fat arse on the way out,eeekkk.


oi young fella less of that talk or else I will come over and make crispy duck outta ya pets

[Da blonde one]

Don't let the door slam yer fat arse on the way out,eeekkk.


Go fuck yourself.

[thegillabbeygowl]

ignore him long enough he may go away and wank in front of his mam

That's just wrong.

[Vincent Murphy]

ignore him long enough he may go away and wank in front of his mam

I'd say he's only itching for his aul' wank.

Geddit?? Do ya?? Eh??