Boys oh boys

[Da blonde one]

Not at the beginning but once I give them an ol song on the Mandolin they start creaming themselves. I was going out with Sharon Ni Bheolain from the nuacht for a few hours

*imagines finnerty playing the mandolin*


Anyone have tissue please?

[Vincent Murphy]

Good one!

Well I have been known to dabble in some late night pana activities.

do you get up on those fancy new lampposts?

[yer_one]

$0.30


Jeyus, but you still have your confirmation money too?

[Vincent Murphy]

*imagines finnerty playing the mandolin*


Anyone have tissue please?

We have a squirter ladies and gentlemen.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

that's a question for Ted.


where is Ted by the way?

[fintan fogerty]

*imagines finnerty playing the mandolin*


Anyone have tissue please?

Bloody hell, I haven't even got to the solo yet!!!

[Da blonde one]

how do you milk a cow with your langer?


You mean you don't know?

You must have a small langer then!!.



nah, i dono really, I'm from the city, i'm sure there is some culchie that is willing to shed light on the subject though.

[yer_one]

*imagines finnerty playing the mandolin*


Anyone have tissue please?


if your nice to him he may write you a song.

[fintan fogerty]

I'm the man for writing songs about the girlfriend. My song for Anne Doyle was a killer

[Da blonde one]

do you get up on those fancy new lampposts?



I swing off them. Do a bit of a dance for the wino's.

They call me, "durty beour"


I don't like that name one bit!


;)

[Da blonde one]

where is Ted by the way?


Who's Ted?

ye all seem to love him dearly

[Da blonde one]

We have a squirter ladies and gentlemen.


*splutt*


ooop, sorry bout that!

[Vincent Murphy]

Who's Ted?

ye all seem to love him dearly

he's like a dad to us.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Bloody hell, I haven't even got to the solo yet!!!


Ted has loads of it.

[Da blonde one]

Bloody hell, I haven't even got to the solo yet!!!


*herbal essences reaction*

Wow, you're good. :rolleyes:

[Vincent Murphy]

*splutt*


ooop, sorry bout that!

for god sake, right on the good living room rug! You're not leaving here without cleaning that up young lady..

Was the last squirt cos Fintan got to the solo?

[Vincent Murphy]

*herbal essences reaction*

Wow, you're good. :rolleyes:

and with that, just like the old woman in the ad, Wolfy goes:

"I'd be happy with just the one"

[Da blonde one]

if your nice to him he may write you a song.


Yipppeeee

We should make him write one about the both of us.

We could be the back up dancers. Heh heh

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

*imagines finnerty playing the mandolin*


Anyone have tissue please?


sorry.

i meant to quote this when i said.

Ted has loads of them.

[Da blonde one]

for god sake, right on the good living room rug! You're not leaving here without cleaning that up young lady..

Was the last squirt cos Fintan got to the solo?


I'll clean it, keep your knickers on!


No it wasn't the solo, it was YOU!!!!


The fox like physique done it for me :o

[Vincent Murphy]

sorry.

i meant to quote this when i said.

Ted has loads of them.

Wolfy, tell the ladies about that time you worked as a porn star in Hamburg (69-71).

[Da blonde one]

and with that, just like the old woman in the ad, Wolfy goes:

"I'd be happy with just the one"


LMAO

[Da blonde one]

sorry.

i meant to quote this when i said.

Ted has loads of them.


Runny nose?

[yer_one]

Yipppeeee

We should make him write one about the both of us.

We could be the back up dancers. Heh heh


I dont think Finnerty could cope, he may snap a string on his Mandoline !

[yer_one]

Wolfy, tell the ladies about that time you worked as a porn star in Hamburg (69-71).


any movies I may have seen you in?

[Da blonde one]

I dont think Finnerty could cope, he may snap a string on his Mandoline !


Ya you're right.

We'd have to dance really slow for him to keep up with us.

Pity, I was looking forward to a bit of mc hammer dancing n all.

Fuck sake, my week is ruined now!

:D

[yer_one]

Ya you're right.

We'd have to dance really slow for him to keep up with us.

Pity, I was looking forward to a bit of mc hammer dancing n all.

Fuck sake, my week is ruined now!

:D


Jesus girl are you mad! Dancing slow, rubbing our hands all over each other as he play his Mandoline........... .....think that woudl def get the pace makers going on them!

[Da blonde one]

Jesus girl are you mad! Dancing slow, rubbing our hands all over each other as he play his Mandoline........... .....think that woudl def get the pace makers going on them!


Do think it's time we told them we are lesbian lovers?

[yer_one]

Do think it's time we told them we are lesbian lovers?


mm well I was going to leave it out if the conversation for a bit but if you think the ime is right?

[Da blonde one]

mm well I was going to leave it out if the conversation for a bit but if you think the ime is right?


nah we'll wait.

Make them think we want to ride them first. lol ;)

[Vincent Murphy]

I'll clean it, keep your knickers on!


No it wasn't the solo, it was YOU!!!!


The fox like physique done it for me :o

;-)

[Da blonde one]

;-)


Don't mind winking at me boy!

You'll have to try harder than that... :-D

[Vincent Murphy]

any movies I may have seen you in?

I think Wolfy's debut was called "Big cocks, Grey locks"

[fintan fogerty]

Yipppeeee

We should make him write one about the both of us.

We could be the back up dancers. Heh heh

I'll get cracking on that song

oops unfortunate choice of words

[Vincent Murphy]

Don't mind winking at me boy!

You'll have to try harder than that... :-D

Ah crap, I thought it was a case of just dropping the lámh at this stage..

[Da blonde one]

Ah crap, I thought it was a case of just dropping the lámh at this stage..


No way love.

You still owe me an apology for making me cry all the way home yesterday. ;)

maybe then i'll let ya drop the hand. :)

[yer_one]

Ah crap, I thought it was a case of just dropping the lámh at this stage..


think you may need to lob the gob first

[Vincent Murphy]

No way love.

You still owe me an apology for making me cry all the way home yesterday. ;)

maybe then i'll let ya drop the hand. :)

how did I make you cry yesterday??

you were crying in a different way a minute ago.. :lol!:

[Da blonde one]

I'll get cracking on that song

oops unfortunate choice of words

Any progress.

Cmon like, how long does it take to write a song. ;)

[fintan fogerty]

think you may need to lob the gob first

Now you've got the sequence yer_one. Nice one

[yer_one]

I think Wolfy's debut was called "Big cocks, Grey locks"


must have missed that one ;)

[Da blonde one]

how did I make you cry yesterday??

you were crying in a different way a minute ago.. :lol!:


Being all mean to me! Nah , I wasn't crying, just incase you think i'm that sad.

I was faking it! :o

[fintan fogerty]

Any progress.

Cmon like, how long does it take to write a song. ;)

The song or the cracking?

and it took months to write the one about the sub german teacher

[yer_one]

how did I make you cry yesterday??

you were crying in a different way a minute ago.. :lol!:


and it wasnt from you now was it Mr Floppy!! :lol!:

[Vincent Murphy]

Boys oh boys I think we'd better tie this thread down.

When Ted sees what yer_one and da blonde one have been going on about he'll be trying to run off to the jacks with it straight away!

[Da blonde one]

The song or the cracking?

and it took months to write the one about the sub german teacher


The song about cracks!!


I want a song on my desk first thing monday morning mister! :crazyeye:

[Vincent Murphy]

and it wasnt from you now was it Mr Floppy!! :lol!:

Oi. Actually she said it was just from thinking about my foxlikeness..

[Da blonde one]

and it wasnt from you now was it Mr Floppy!! :lol!:


LOL

Oooh Vince she got ya there boy.

[Da blonde one]

Oi. Actually she said it was just from thinking about my foxlikeness..


Exactly, thats what I was thinking about and I couldn't contain myself any longer



*cough cough*

[fintan fogerty]

The song about cracks!!


I want a song on my desk first thing monday morning mister! :crazyeye:

How about something else on your desk Monday morning?

[yer_one]

Oi. Actually she said it was just from thinking about my foxlikeness..


yes vince that was it alright :rolleyes:

[Da blonde one]

How about something else on your desk Monday morning?


Is it dirty?

Will i like it?


Can Vince come too?

[Vincent Murphy]

Is it dirty?

Will i like it?


Can Vince come too?

there's no way I'm taking Finnerty's sloppy seconds.

[Da blonde one]

there's no way I'm taking Finnerty's sloppy seconds.


Fine!

You can go first and i'll take finnerty's sloppy seconds. :p

[yer_one]

there's no way I'm taking Finnerty's sloppy seconds.


beggers can't be choosers (no offense DBO)

[Da blonde one]

beggers can't be choosers (no offense DBO)


None taken girly

[thegillabbeygowl]

hi gowlarse. Sorry I wasn't in when you arrived today but I'm here now. See, I had to go out and grab a sarnie from the Spar. So how are you?

Excellent.
The sun is shining.It's days like there that you wanna rip off all yer clother and run around naked with yer lad flopping around in the air.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

bloody hell!

i leave for 10 mins and the whole thread degenerates into filth!

i must leave more often.

[Vincent Murphy]

Fine!

You can go first and i'll take finnerty's sloppy seconds. :p

oh you're a right comedian!

[Da blonde one]

oh you're a right comedian!


I love you too!

[fintan fogerty]

Well, Finnerty has finished work for the day. See you birds Monday morning. You have an early class don't you Vince. I'll bring the Mandolin and the lyrics.

[Da blonde one]

Excellent.
The sun is shining.It's days like there that you wanna rip off all yer clother and run around naked with yer lad flopping around in the air.


Everyday is like that for me. except without the lad flopping around in the air.

How you babes?

[yer_one]

Well, Finnerty has finished work for the day. See you birds Monday morning. You have an early class don't you Vince. I'll bring the Mandolin and the lyrics.


See you Tue, BH hol in the UK......nice one

[Da blonde one]

Well, Finnerty has finished work for the day. See you birds Monday morning. You have an early class don't you Vince. I'll bring the Mandolin and the lyrics.


day day


I don't know why the baby talk came into play, does this mean i'm gettin broody? eeeeek!

[Vincent Murphy]

Excellent.
The sun is shining.It's days like there that you wanna rip off all yer clother and run around naked with yer lad flopping around in the air.

good man, that's the spirit that made us want to be your new best friends in the first place!

[thegillabbeygowl]

Everyday is like that for me. except without the lad flopping around in the air.

How you babes?

Oh i just wanna strip and go swimming or somethng.
Guhhh,The temptation is savage altogether.
But if i jumped into the nearest river my skin would probably fall off.
Damn you farmers are yer nitrates.
Do you really get the urge to run around naked?
I do all the time

[Da blonde one]

See you Tue, BH hol in the UK......nice one


BH here too. Woop woop

[Vincent Murphy]

See you Tue, BH hol in the UK......nice one

Hey, it's one in Ireland too langer!

[yer_one]

BH here too. Woop woop


oh I forgot, been here too long!!

Irl gets more BH than us!

[yer_one]

Hey, it's one in Ireland too langer!


Oi Floppy, who the bloody hell do you think you are talking to?!
I aint one of your dumb imaginary students!

[Da blonde one]

good man, that's the spirit that made us want to be your new best friends in the first place!


You just want to see his bits ya perve.

And here I was thinking I was the only women for you.

Heart broken now. *sniff*

[Vincent Murphy]

Oh i just wanna strip and go swimming or somethng.
Guhhh,The temptation is savage altogether.
But if i jumped into the nearest river my skin would probably fall off.
Damn you farmers are yer nitrates.
Do you really get the urge to run around naked?
I do all the time

go out to the lee fields boy, the water's like ballygowan out there.

[Da blonde one]

Oh i just wanna strip and go swimming or somethng.
Guhhh,The temptation is savage altogether.
But if i jumped into the nearest river my skin would probably fall off.
Damn you farmers are yer nitrates.
Do you really get the urge to run around naked?
I do all the time


No love.

Last time I ran naked was when I got out of the shower and skid from the hall all the way to my room. bruises all over my ass.

First and last time.

Would love to go to the beach today, twud be cold but worth it.

Anyone wana take me to Youghal or something?

[Vincent Murphy]

You just want to see his bits ya perve.

And here I was thinking I was the only women for you.

Heart broken now. *sniff*

don't worry dbo, i'm sure your bits are way nicer..

[Vincent Murphy]

Anyone wana take me to Youghal or something?

Sounds great, we could chill out after the beach with a nice pint in the Spinning Wheel..

[Vincent Murphy]

Oi Floppy, who the bloody hell do you think you are talking to?!
I aint one of your dumb imaginary students!

post without the attitude or don't post at all.

[yer_one]

post without the attitude or don't post at all.


nah, thats you and me done old timer.
once too many I am afraid!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

finished off with a bit of dancing in Gigi's

[Da blonde one]

don't worry dbo, i'm sure your bits are way nicer..


*SNIFF* :cry:

Too late now bitch.

what am I gona do with you at all at all!

Bend over! :p

[Da blonde one]

Sounds great, we could chill out after the beach with a nice pint in the Spinning Wheel..


Deal.

Bring me something to swim in will ya?

Oh and no speedo's allowed just incase you pull out a pair.

[Da blonde one]

post without the attitude or don't post at all.


hey whats goin on here.

No fighting lads or i'll be forced to get out the wooden spoon.

[Vincent Murphy]

nah, thats you and me done old timer.
once too many I am afraid!

what did I do this time?

honestly..

[yer_one]

hey whats goin on here.

No fighting lads or i'll be forced to get out the wooden spoon.


dont worry about it girl, he needs more than a wooden spoon

(how does that ignore thing work again?)

[Vincent Murphy]

Deal.

Bring me something to swim in will ya?

Oh and no speedo's allowed just incase you pull out a pair.

cool, I'll pick you up in half an hour, I'll swing by
Ann Summers on the way for your outfit..

[Da blonde one]

finished off with a bit of dancing in Gigi's


Where the hell is Gigi's

I'm not big into waltzing

[Da blonde one]

dont worry about it girl, he needs more than a wooden spoon

(how does that ignore thing work again?)


I'll call my dad to come up with his belt!!! *shudder*


I've never out anyone on ignore girl, I don't have a clue.

[Vincent Murphy]

(how does that ignore thing work again?)

I think it's where you pretend you don't notice someone.

[Da blonde one]

cool, I'll pick you up in half an hour, I'll swing by
Ann Summers on the way for your outfit..



Ohhhhhh yehhhhh.


I like dark blue okay. I don't be cheaping on it with the sales rack either. :D

[Da blonde one]

I think we should all go out tonight and get pissed.

[yer_one]

I think it's where you pretend you don't notice someone.


did I hear something squeek under my desk?

[Vincent Murphy]

did I hear something squeek under my desk?

maybe it was da blonde one's cheesey mouse?

[Vincent Murphy]

I think we should all go out tonight and get pissed.

where to?

[yer_one]

maybe it was da blonde one's cheesey mouse?


Shut up, I am not meant to be able to hear you!!!

[yer_one]

I think we should all go out tonight and get pissed.


oh ya, tease me just cause I am not in CORK!!
huh

[Da blonde one]

maybe it was da blonde one's cheesey mouse?


Hardy harrrr.

And I was gona let you click it. Not now anyway with your smart ass remarks. :p

[Da blonde one]

where to?


Anywhere in cork

[Da blonde one]

oh ya, tease me just cause I am not in CORK!!
huh


Sorry I forgot. Jump on the next flight.

Are you from cork originally?

[Vincent Murphy]

Anywhere in cork

well I'm actually in Dublin on business so we'll have to meet somewhere half way. How's Urlingford for you? Suits yeah?

[Da blonde one]

well I'm actually in Dublin on business so we'll have to meet somewhere half way. How's Urlingford for you? Suits yeah?


ya hang on there and i'll throw on my running shoes and meet you there.

Sher, you're useless to me so if you're in Dublin.

Another boring night I guess :(

[yer_one]

Sorry I forgot. Jump on the next flight.

Are you from cork originally?


Born and bread in Ballincollig for 22 yrs till I moved here.

[yer_one]

well I'm actually in Dublin on business so we'll have to meet somewhere half way. How's Urlingford for you? Suits yeah?


mmm a teacher in Dublin on business!!

If only I didnt have 'Vincent' on ignore I would question this! :roll:

[Da blonde one]

mmm a teacher in Dublin on business!!

If only I didnt have 'Vincent' on ignore I would question this! :roll:


I know ya what a liar.

The real story is:

Vincent is a fit 40 something year old, married with 3 kids (girls) hence the reason he can't come for a drink cos he's afraid i'll get him drunk and take advantage of his good nature.


FACT

heh heh heh

[thegillabbeygowl]

No love.

Last time I ran naked was when I got out of the shower and skid from the hall all the way to my room. bruises all over my ass.

First and last time.

Would love to go to the beach today, twud be cold but worth it.

Anyone wana take me to Youghal or something?

Listen LOVE,No need to be afraid to run around naked.Tis only natural

[Da blonde one]

Listen LOVE,No need to be afraid to run around naked.Tis only natural


I don't want to startle my neighbours. Our place is all windows facing into another block.

Imagine the humiliation. (although i've done worse)

Why did you put love in caps. You big meaney!!!

[Vincent Murphy]

mmm a teacher in Dublin on business!!

If only I didnt have 'Vincent' on ignore I would question this! :roll:

There's a seminar to discuss the new Latin Curriculum they're introducing next year.

[yer_one]

I know ya what a liar.

The real story is:

Vincent is a fit 40 something year old, married with 3 kids (girls) hence the reason he can't come for a drink cos he's afraid i'll get him drunk and take advantage of his good nature.


FACT

heh heh heh


oh he is def not a teacher, none of them are.
He got mixed up awhile back with his age but I caught him out. Also he claims to be teaching 25 yrs this sept but I know that the real Vincent Murhpy has been a teacher a few yrs longer.

Just collecting the info and biding my time ;)

[Vincent Murphy]

I know ya what a liar.

The real story is:

Vincent is a fit 40 something year old, married with 3 kids (girls) hence the reason he can't come for a drink cos he's afraid i'll get him drunk and take advantage of his good nature.


FACT

heh heh heh

close but you're waaaay off.

[thegillabbeygowl]

I don't want to startle my neighbours. Our place is all windows facing into another block.

Imagine the humiliation. (although i've done worse)

Why did you put love in caps. You big meaney!!!

When someone calles me love,I feel they're talking down to me.:crazyeye:

[yer_one]

There's a seminar to discuss the new Latin Curriculum they're introducing next year.


Pull the other one!

(still on ignore)

[Da blonde one]

close but you're waaaay off.


Leave it to yer one and me.

We're the new Starsky and Hutch.

[Vincent Murphy]

oh he is def not a teacher, none of them are.
He got mixed up awhile back with his age but I caught him out. Also he claims to be teaching 25 yrs this sept but I know that the real Vincent Murhpy has been a teacher a few yrs longer.

Just collecting the info and biding my time ;)

what you don't know would fill a book.

So Ballincollig eh? What's that like, I haven't been there much, although I've live on the Model Farm Road all my life which isn't too far away.

[Da blonde one]

When someone calles me love,I feel they're talking down to me.:crazyeye:


No I don't, I mean it genuinly, I call everyone that, its a habit I got from my dad

[yer_one]

what you don't know would fill a book.

So Ballincollig eh? What's that like, I haven't been there much, although I've live on the Model Farm Road all my life which isn't too far away.


you would be surprised what I do know Vincey.

What part of the Model Farm Rd? Havent lived in the collig in about 8 yrs now.

[Vincent Murphy]

you would be surprised what I do know Vincey.

What part of the Model Farm Rd? Havent lived in the collig in about 8 yrs now.

near Mount Mercy school.

[thegillabbeygowl]

No I don't, I mean it genuinly, I call everyone that, its a habit I got from my dad

Alright,Just lets get naked.
I'll remove a sock.You take off yer sweaty knickers.

[Da blonde one]

Alright,Just lets get naked.
I'll remove a sock.You take off yer sweaty knickers.


OI, my knickers aren't sweaty, a bit damp perhaps but thats vince and finnertys fault.

Oh and that seems like a fair swop by the way, a sock for knickers eh? :D

[thegillabbeygowl]

OI, my knickers aren't sweaty, a bit damp perhaps but thats vince and finnertys fault.

Oh and that seems like a fair swop by the way, a sock for knickers eh? :D

I would strip but my boss is wandering around somewhere.
Can't get caught.
I'm a little sweaty too,It's also due to Vince and Finton.
Dirty dirty.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Pull the other one!

(still on ignore)


you really are a potty mouth aren't you!?

[yer_one]

near Mount Mercy school.


in an estate or along the road.

Used to work in the industrial pk b4 here

[yer_one]

you really are a potty mouth aren't you!?


what's potty about 'pull the other one'?

you have been very quiet all day, shy?

[yer_one]

Leave it to yer one and me.

We're the new Starsky and Hutch.

ya we will catch them out.

Now do you want to be Starchy or Hutch? New or old version?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

in an estate or along the road.

Used to work in the industrial pk b4 here


and where is "here"?

i lived in the london area from '71-'75 (and I'm here at the moment for on an exchange programme)

[Vincent Murphy]

in an estate or along the road.

Used to work in the industrial pk b4 here

along the road. where in Ballincollig did you live?

[yer_one]

along the road. where in Ballincollig did you live?


the start, somewhere before the WestPark.

*crap forgot you were on ignore for calling me a langer*

[yer_one]

and where is "here"?

i lived in the london area from '71-'75 (and I'm here at the moment for on an exchange programme)


I live in Surrey now.

What type of exchange programme? :rolleyes:

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I live in Surrey now.

What type of exchange programme? :rolleyes:


german instructors exchange based out in essex at the moment.

[Vincent Murphy]

the start, somewhere before the WestPark.

*crap forgot you were on ignore for calling me a langer*

oh right. myself, ted, angela, russell, wolfy, tony and finnerty had a great night in the Darby 7 or 8 years ago (must have been around the time you left).

[yer_one]

oh right. myself, ted, angela, russell, wolfy, tony and finnerty had a great night in the Darby 7 or 8 years ago (must have been around the time you left).


could have been but rarely went there anyway even when I did live there.
what was the special occassion that night, Russells 29th bday?

[Vincent Murphy]

could have been but rarely went there anyway even when I did live there.
what was the special occassion that night, Russells 29th bday?

i think it was just to celebrate being on summer holidays, although Russell did end up the most drunk and spewed on his Ralph Lauren shirt.

[yer_one]

german instructors exchange based out in essex at the moment.


ahh Essex, maight be going there Mon to visit some friends.

[yer_one]

i think it was just to celebrate being on summer holidays, although Russell did end up the most drunk and spewed on his Ralph Lauren shirt.


Russell does sound like a light weight!
why is he never on here?

[Vincent Murphy]

Russell does sound like a light weight!
why is he never on here?

he says he can't log in to forums on his laptop but I think he's just too lazy.

Were you ever in Farnham in Surrey? I had to spend two weeks there on a course (Latin and its influence on L.A. Gang Culture) before and I nearly died of boredom. It was like a ghost town or something.

[yer_one]

he says he can't log in to forums on his laptop but I think he's just too lazy.

Were you ever in Farnham in Surrey? I had to spend two weeks there on a course (Latin and its influence on L.A. Gang Culture) before and I nearly died of boredom. It was like a ghost town or something.


Been there a good few times, our head office is there so have to go for meetings. Nice little village.

Latin and its influence on L.A. Gang Culture, I would love to see some notes on that!! sounds very interesting

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

ahh Essex, maight be going there Mon to visit some friends.


cool. if you're around Romford give me a call and I'll let you buy me that pint you owe me 8-)

[yer_one]

cool. if you're around Romford give me a call and I'll let you buy me that pint you owe me 8-)


2 things

no number ?!
owe you a pint!? why?

poor thing in Romford!

[Vincent Murphy]

Been there a good few times, our head office is there so have to go for meetings. Nice little village.

Latin and its influence on L.A. Gang Culture, I would love to see some notes on that!! sounds very interesting

I'll try and dig out the notes and give them to you at some stage!

[yer_one]

I'll try and dig out the notes and give them to you at some stage!


I feel as if thats a fob off Vince and you have no notes!
Did you sleep through it?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

2 things

no number ?!
owe you a pint!? why?

poor thing in Romford!

sure didn't you say in one of the previous threads that you'd get me a pint?

ah, romers isn't bad. there's a great KFC on the main st - they do a mean Chicken Zinger meal. I always get an extra portion of saurkraut on mine - it's a, b, c, delicious

[yer_one]

sure didn't you say in one of the previous threads that you'd get me a pint?

ah, romers isn't bad. there's a great KFC on the main st - they do a mean Chicken Zinger meal. I always get an extra portion of saurkraut on mine - it's a, b, c, delicious


no cant remember saying I would get you that pint but wont be up your way, heading other direction I am afraid

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I'll tell you what Wolfy, I'll buy you a pint for being so much more handsome than Vince and Finnerty.


see - i told you

[yer_one]

see - i told you


ahh well if I said that then I will have to buy the pints :rolleyes:

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

ahh well if I said that then I will have to buy the pints :rolleyes:


:x-mas:

[yer_one]

:x-mas:


sometime.....

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

sure i probably wouldn't turn up anyway.

[yer_one]

sure i probably wouldn't turn up anyway.


oh cheers!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

he says he can't log in to forums on his laptop but I think he's just too lazy.

Were you ever in Farnham in Surrey? I had to spend two weeks there on a course (Latin and its influence on L.A. Gang Culture) before and I nearly died of boredom. It was like a ghost town or something.


I'd be interested in having a chat with you about that if you get some time Vince. I'm investigating the use of the Germanic Languages by ex-East End Crime Bosses Now Living as Retirees in Essex (part of the reason I'm in Rommers).

[Vincent Murphy]

I'd be interested in having a chat with you about that if you get some time Vince. I'm investigating the use of the Germanic Languages by ex-East End Crime Bosses Now Living as Retirees in Essex (part of the reason I'm in Rommers).

cool! We can exchange notes sometime over a sammy.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

cool! We can exchange notes sometime over a sammy.


preferably €10 Sammys while sitting at a table with fine linen.

[Vincent Murphy]

Has anything ever tasted quite as sweet as those €10 Sammies..?

In short, yes.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Has anything ever tasted quite as sweet as those €10 Sammies..?

In short, yes.


what about those drinks in that place accross from Abbess - in Gamla Stam?

they were tasty.

[Vincent Murphy]

what about those drinks in that place accross from Abbess - in Gamla Stam?

they were tasty.

that the cool guy served us? yeah, they were lovely.

I've just cracked up my first bottle of Diesel.

[Da blonde one]

What party?

There's no fucking party here ye bunch of liars!!!

I feel betrayed!!

;)


How's yer fanny's this morning lads?:

[Vincent Murphy]

What party?

There's no fucking party here ye bunch of liars!!!

I feel betrayed!!

;)


How's yer fanny's this morning lads?:

What you mean no party?! 2 lads drinking beer at 10.30 in the morning can hardly be classified as not being a party!

Here, have a bottle of Diesel. It'll get you drunk quick..

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

What party?

There's no fucking party here ye bunch of liars!!!

I feel betrayed!!

;)


How's yer fanny's this morning lads?:

What kind of grammar is that?

[Da blonde one]

What you mean no party?! 2 lads drinking beer at 10.30 in the morning can hardly be classified as not being a party!

Here, have a bottle of Diesel. It'll get you drunk quick..


You're just tryna get me drunk so you can take advantage. I know your type.

Gwan so I'll have a bottle.

Hows that for grammer for you wolf? :p

[Da blonde one]

What kind of grammar is that?

Shup bitch! ;)

Does it effect your daily routine? No!!! so don't let it worry you pet.


Whats this,? school?

[Vincent Murphy]

You're just tryna get me drunk so you can take advantage. I know your type.

Gwan so I'll have a bottle.

Hows that for grammer for you wolf? :p

There you go.

Take 2 they're small.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

What you mean no party?! 2 lads drinking beer at 10.30 in the morning can hardly be classified as not being a party!

Here, have a bottle of Diesel. It'll get you drunk quick..


Just had a vom ... skulled a 2litre bottle of Turbo Diesel - not good!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Shup bitch! ;)

Does it effect your daily routine? No!!! so don't let it worry you pet.


Whats this,? school?


sorry - i find it hard to switch off - even when i'm in a party.

you're right - it doesn't affect my daily routine.

sorry.

[Vincent Murphy]

Just had a vom ... skulled a 2litre bottle of Turbo Diesel - not good!

ah Jesus man, I thought we'd at least pace ourselves a bit since we've 16 hours drinking ahead of us!

What did Larry say when you rang in sick? He didn't sound too impressed with me..

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

ah Jesus man, I thought we'd at least pace ourselves a bit since we've 16 hours drinking ahead of us!

What did Larry say when you rang in sick? He didn't sound too impressed with me..


told him i had the scutters - (i reckon he thinks it's too embarrassing to lie about).

wasn't happy - but what can he do?

[Da blonde one]

sorry - i find it hard to switch off - even when i'm in a party.

you're right - it doesn't affect my daily routine.

sorry.

;)

*hugs* but only cos you said sorry.

vince would never say sorry. Da scumbag!!! heh heh heh

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

told him i had the scutters - (i reckon he thinks it's too embarrassing to lie about).

wasn't happy - but what can he do?


what excuse did you use?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

;)

*hugs* but only cos you said sorry.

vince would never say sorry. Da scumbag!!! heh heh heh


it's not Vince's fault - he finds it hard to talk to girls.

[Vincent Murphy]

what excuse did you use?

you know I don't really need to give him one in fairness Wolfy, just have to say "It's worse than normal today".

[Vincent Murphy]

;)

*hugs* but only cos you said sorry.

vince would never say sorry. Da scumbag!!! heh heh heh

If I ever happened to do something wrong I'd say sorry, honest.

[Vincent Murphy]

it's not Vince's fault - he finds it hard to talk to girls.

Actually I spoke to the Gowl's mother last night for a good half hour.

[Da blonde one]

you know I don't really need to give him one in fairness Wolfy, just have to say "It's worse than normal today".


Clear your box

[Vincent Murphy]

Clear your box

you should practice what you preach..

[Da blonde one]

If I ever happened to do something wrong I'd say sorry, honest.


I know you would

I was only messing

[Da blonde one]

you should practice what you preach..


Hardy harrrrrrrrr.



That was a pity laugh by the way

[Da blonde one]

Actually I spoke to the Gowl's mother last night for a good half hour.


Really? Are you serious?

I don't believe you

[Vincent Murphy]

Really? Are you serious?

I don't believe you

Course I'm serious, why would I make something like that up? She's a lovely bird.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

you know I don't really need to give him one in fairness Wolfy, just have to say "It's worse than normal today".


yeah - forgot about that. he can't say anything to that!

[Da blonde one]

Course I'm serious, why would I make something like that up? She's a lovely bird.


Still don't believe you.

You lie too much, the boy that cried wolf ring any bells.

[Vincent Murphy]

Still don't believe you.

You lie too much, the boy that cried wolf ring any bells.

which one? the boy that cried wolf in Wolfy's German class got suspended for a week.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Actually I spoke to the Gowl's mother last night for a good half hour.


were you dropping over some more comics to Gowl?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

which one? the boy that cried wolf in Wolfy's German class got suspended for a week.


thought it should have been two weeks but a precedence was set when that lad who asked Froggy if he had a frog in his throat got just a week.

[Da blonde one]

which one? the boy that cried wolf in Wolfy's German class got suspended for a week.


What did he do?

What did you make him do more like

[yer_one]

another day of crap I see!

[Vincent Murphy]

were you dropping over some more comics to Gowl?

yeah, and returning his Star Trek dvds.

[Vincent Murphy]

thought it should have been two weeks but a precedence was set when that lad who asked Froggy if he had a frog in his throat got just a week.

and the lad who told Lumpy about the lumpy butter got away scot free.

[Vincent Murphy]

What did he do?

What did you make him do more like

he just shouted out "Wolf".

[Vincent Murphy]

another day of crap I see!

yer_one, I'm disappointed with your growing cynicism

[Da blonde one]

another day of crap I see!


I was just about to say the same thing.

We've talked about nothing but shite since this morning.

Cmon lads, envent some sorta game or something.


P.s. yer one, We'll be the old Starsky and Hutch. We could pull off the retro.

You can drive.

[yer_one]

yer_one, I'm disappointed with your growing cynicism



you go away and bite me!

[Da blonde one]

he just shouted out "Wolf".


I honestly expected you to put more imagination to that.

Disappointing work. See me after class.


(if ye can be teachers so can I, now, where's my red biro)

[yer_one]

I was just about to say the same thing.

We've talked about nothing but shite since this morning.

Cmon lads, envent some sorta game or something.


P.s. yer one, We'll be the old Starsky and Hutch. We could pull off the retro.

You can drive.


That sounds like a v good plan, bit of a problem though. I do like to say 'thats a plan, bateman' do you think that will fit in to our role?

[Da blonde one]

That sounds like a v good plan, bit of a problem though. I do like to say 'thats a plan, bateman' do you think that will fit in to our role?


I'd say we could.

It can be your catch phrase. Mine can be, ehhhhh, "lets strutt"

*cue bee gees, staying alive*

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

yer_one, I'm disappointed with your growing cynicism


yes - it's an upsetting trend

[Vincent Murphy]

yer_one i forgot to offer you a drink. Here, have a bottle of Diesel. Dbo is on her third already.

[yer_one]

yes - it's an upsetting trend


ahh ok, will leave ye too it so :silly:

DBO, will see you when the car gets it full service

[Da blonde one]

yer_one i forgot to offer you a drink. Here, have a bottle of Diesel. Dbo is on her third already.


*Dbo stumbles and slurrs speach*

Cmon yer one, catch up

[Vincent Murphy]

*Dbo stumbles and slurrs speach*



*Rubs hands together in anticipation*

[Da blonde one]

*Rubs hands together in anticipation*


I'm not that drunk.

You've blown your chances now. HA :D

[Vincent Murphy]

I'm not that drunk.

You've blown your chances now. HA :D

it's early days yet, you still have 9 more bottles of Diesel to get through.

[Da blonde one]

it's early days yet, you still have 9 more bottles of Diesel to get through.


It would want to be 9 bottles of Rohepnol for you're chances to improve at this stage love. :p

[Vincent Murphy]

It would want to be 9 bottles of Rohepnol for you're chances to improve at this stage love. :p

maybe it is dbo, maaaaaybe it is....

[Da blonde one]

maybe it is dbo, maaaaaybe it is....


Fine.

*sticks out tongue*

I hate you.......

[Vincent Murphy]

Fine.

*sticks out tongue*

I hate you.......

:shock:

[Da blonde one]

:shock:


It was a joke and you know it was.

fine, I don't hate you. *tut*

[Vincent Murphy]

It was a joke and you know it was.

fine, I don't hate you. *tut*

phew. was going to take back my 69c bottles of premium American lager there for a mo.

[Da blonde one]

phew. was going to take back my 69c bottles of premium American lager there for a mo.


*glug glug*

Gone, but you can have back the empty bottles if you'd like.

Stuff tastes like piss by the way.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

:lol!: :shock:

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I'm not that drunk.

You've blown your chances now. HA :D


he is surprisingly supple.

[Vincent Murphy]

*glug glug*

Gone, but you can have back the empty bottles if you'd like.

Stuff tastes like piss by the way.

ah it's good piss though.

[Da blonde one]

he is surprisingly supple.


Supple as in soft and gentle?

lenor!!!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Supple as in soft and gentle?

lenor!!!


you said he'd "blown his chance" - how did you know he was that lithe and, now that i think of it, how did you know he calls it his "chance"

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

some one in the staff room here has an iPod and iPod speakers and are now playing The Killers "Somebody told me I was from Tallinn, it starts with a T and it ends with an Allinn...". Great song!!

[Da blonde one]

you said he'd "blown his chance" - how did you know he was that lithe and, now that i think of it, how did you know he calls it his "chance"


I received a picture and a long story to my mobile last night from an annoymous texter who gave me all the info I needed.

More to the point, how do YOU know?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

i'm so hungry...

http://www.alltomkebab.se/images/reviews/jerusalem2_inside.jp g

http://www.yle.fi/zappa/bilder/kebab/Jerusalem%20Kebab.jp g

[thegillabbeygowl]

Noone met my mother last night.
She was collapsed in the kitcken covered in her own vomit after her daily bottle of pernot.

[Da blonde one]

Noone met my mother last night.
She was collapsed in the kitcken covered in her own vomit after her daily bottle of pernot.


:D

she drinks cos she caught you wanking. :p

[Vincent Murphy]

some one in the staff room here has an iPod and iPod speakers and are now playing The Killers "Somebody told me I was from Tallinn, it starts with a T and it ends with an Allinn...". Great song!!

What's DJ Magic Numbers doing in the staff room?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Sounds like Ted at about 6.30pm every evening of his stag weekend

[Vincent Murphy]

I received a picture and a long story to my mobile last night from an annoymous texter who gave me all the info I needed.

More to the point, how do YOU know?

bloody B Murph trying to screw things up for me again!

[thegillabbeygowl]

:D

she drinks cos she caught you wanking. :p

She never caught me wanking.

[Vincent Murphy]

i'm so hungry...

http://www.alltomkebab.se/images/reviews/jerusalem2_inside.jp g

http://www.yle.fi/zappa/bilder/kebab/Jerusalem%20Kebab.jp g

Jesus I'd murder an LBJ kebab right about now.

[yer_one]

DBO, need £50 to get music system and furry dice installed in the car.

Hope you havent been just drinking since I last was on, we have a job to do!

[Da blonde one]

bloody B Murph trying to screw things up for me again!


He told me to be wide of you.

That you get young girls like me drunk and then get them to act out your sexual fantasies.

Something about a strap on dildo and an inflattable sheep.

[Da blonde one]

She never caught me wanking.


You said like 2 weeks ago that your mam caught you wanking.

Obviously you were messing

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

What's DJ Magic Numbers doing in the staff room?


think he got special permission from Tony to come in and do a set.

[Da blonde one]

DBO, need £50 to get music system and furry dice installed in the car.

Hope you havent been just drinking since I last was on, we have a job to do!


I'm a small be thunk alright and I can't drink straight but i'll manage.

Lets strutt.

I'll spilt the price of the dice and stuff with you.

[Vincent Murphy]

He told me to be wide of you.

That you get young girls like me drunk and then get them to act out your sexual fantasies.

Something about a strap on dildo and an inflattable sheep.

he's a bad man and a bad liar, he's the one you'd want to be doggy wide of.

[thegillabbeygowl]

You said like 2 weeks ago that your mam caught you wanking.

Obviously you were messing

That was months ago and i said afterwards i was messing.
Was on my phone once to a friend and he roared into the phone"you're wanking".
She heard it and i had to hang up,oh that was a long journey home in the car.
She said afterwards,"Oh you've lovely friends".

[shammy feen]

Triona "Party" McCarthy??

[Da blonde one]

he's a bad man and a bad liar, he's the one you'd want to be doggy wide of.


I dono now. He also said something about indecent exposure on patrick street.





How the hell did he get at my criminal record! :p

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

where's Finnerty today?

[Da blonde one]

That was months ago and i said afterwards i was messing.
Was on my phone once to a friend and he roared into the phone"you're wanking".
She heard it and i had to hang up,oh that was a long journey home in the car.
She said afterwards,"Oh you've lovely friends".


I was only messing with you in the first place Gil.

[Vincent Murphy]

think he got special permission from Tony to come in and do a set.

Did you hear Stevie Wong might be joining us in the staff room? He applied for the chemistry teacher position in the school apparently.

[thegillabbeygowl]

I was only messing with you in the first place Gil.

Oh yeah,But i still have barriers that i haven't broke that's all.

[Vincent Murphy]

Wanky Gowwwly
Wanky Gowlyyyyyy
Wanky Gowly
Wanky Gowlyyyyy

[Vincent Murphy]

I dono now. He also said something about indecent exposure on patrick street.





How the hell did he get at my criminal record! :p

he has very long fingers, you'd be amazed where they can get to.

[thegillabbeygowl]

Wanky Gowwwly
Wanky Gowlyyyyyy
Wanky Gowly
Wanky Gowlyyyyy

I'll wank you,I mean you're dead.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Angela's back from holidays this weekend. It'll be interesting to hear how Spinners is looking these days.

[Da blonde one]

he has very long fingers, you'd be amazed where they can get to.


Phone number? ;)

[Da blonde one]

I'll wank you,I mean you're dead.


heh heh heh

[Vincent Murphy]

Angela's back from holidays this weekend. It'll be interesting to hear how Spinners is looking these days.

I'd be surprised if it's any different. If it ain't broke don't fix it like.

[Vincent Murphy]

Phone number? ;)

I think it's a bit early for me to be giving you my phone number love.

[Da blonde one]

I think it's a bit early for me to be giving you my phone number love.


Not your's.

Your fingers are teeny weeny.

[yer_one]

Not your's.

Your fingers are teeny weeny.


not the only thing ;-) :lol!:

[yer_one]

I'm a small be thunk alright and I can't drink straight but i'll manage.

Lets strutt.

I'll spilt the price of the dice and stuff with you.


I think we need to come up with a theme tune before we can strutt, any suggestions?

[Da blonde one]

not the only thing ;-) :lol!:


A hee hee hee.

I heard he stuff his jocks. Smell of bananas off him all the time.

[thegillabbeygowl]

not the only thing ;-) :lol!:

Why,has he a tiny cock as well?
ha ha.

[Vincent Murphy]

Not your's.

Your fingers are teeny weeny.

Actually my fingers are probably the longest you've ever seen, honestly like! Eh Wolfy?

They're my biggest weapon in the classroom when I'm dealing with those boys who haven't learnt off their Latin nouns.

[Da blonde one]

I think we need to come up with a theme tune before we can strutt, any suggestions?


Do we have to write the theme tune sing the theme tune.

Yer one and Dbo are goin to get cha, do do do dododo.
They drive the car with the pink fluffy dice, do do do dododo

[Da blonde one]

Actually my fingers are probably the longest you've ever seen, honestly like! Eh Wolfy?

They're my biggest weapon in the classroom when I'm dealing with those boys who haven't learnt off their Latin nouns.


That sounded really perverted.


Prove it.

[Vincent Murphy]

A hee hee hee.

I heard he stuff his jocks. Smell of bananas off him all the time.

That's just cos I have a part time job in the zoo feeding the monkeys.

[thegillabbeygowl]

That sounded really perverted.


Prove it.

All talk DBO,no action.
Always the same.

[Da blonde one]

That's just cos I have a part time job in the zoo feeding the monkeys.


LOL


I believe you but thousands wouldn't