Boys oh boys

[AngelaMurphy]

Come here to me Angela, 'til I puck the head off you.

I meant it as a compliment Ted.

[fintan fogerty]

Yes i do,
I'm no going into The Brog,I have more respect for myself.

Then how are we ging to get you your rounds back Gowl? And you seemed to have a good time at the last two events. And your strike rate with the ladies was impressive. Even Vince was taking notes and we all know what a sleaze he is.

[AngelaMurphy]

Then how are we ging to get you your rounds back Gowl? And you seemed to have a good time at the last two events. And your strike rate with the ladies was impressive. Even Vince was taking notes and we all know what a sleaze he is.

Hey Ted, hear what Fintan is saying about your sister!?

[thegillabbeygowl]

Then how are we ging to get you your rounds back Gowl? And you seemed to have a good time at the last two events. And your strike rate with the ladies was impressive. Even Vince was taking notes and we all know what a sleaze he is.

Just give me the money back.

[Vincent Murphy]

Just give me the money back.

that's not how gents like us operate.

[tedobrien]

Just give me the money back.

Look's like you'll have to come out with us after all.

We can compromise on venue - how does Caesar's suit you?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Look's like you'll have to come out with us after all.

We can compromise on venue - how does Caesar's suit you?

Ceasars is now a sub way - what about there?

[Vincent Murphy]

we could go gatting in Ballincollig Castle. You up for that gowl?

[thegillabbeygowl]

No i'll pass,I'd rather cut off my massive cock than go gatting with ye lot.

[tedobrien]

No i'll pass,I'd rather cut off my massive cock than go gatting with ye lot.

Only LBJ is allowed to do that to himself, you blasphemer

[Vincent Murphy]

LBJ left some of his cock though. Otherwise we wouldn't be able to sing:

"Baby Jesus, what a wanker, what a wanker"

[thegillabbeygowl]

I fuck the bitch and kick em hard
I fuck the bitch and kick em hard
Did you understand,I fuck the bitch and kick em hard.
Do you understand that?

[yer_one]

yer_one and finnerty are very quiet today.

hmmm, i wonder what's going on there?


cop on !

[Vincent Murphy]

I fuck the bitch and kick em hard
I fuck the bitch and kick em hard
Did you understand,I fuck the bitch and kick em hard.
Do you understand that?

jesus boys, the gowl's gone mad is he?

[Vincent Murphy]

cop on !

wellity wellity wellity, look who's come crawling back!

[ho chi feen]

Come here, did you ever write a song about the girlfriend?


No, because NWA said it better than I ever could:

[Eazy-E]
Oh, shit. I guess there's one less bitch you gotta worry about.

[Narrator]
Let's describe a certain female. A female with the disease of character
and attitude. If you will, a snob. However, in a view of NWA...

[Ice Cube]
A bitch is a bitch (bitch)
So if I'm poor or rich (word up)
I talk in the exact same pitch
Now, the title bitch don't apply to all women
But all women have a little bitch in 'em (yeah)
It's like a disease that's plagues their character
Takin' the women of America (yeah)
And it starts with a letter B
It makes a girl like that think she better than me (bitch)
See, some get mad and some just bury
But, yo, if the shoe fits wear it (wear it)
It makes 'em go deaf in the ear
That's why when you say 'hi' she won't say 'hi'
Are you the kind that think you're too damn fly?
Bitch eat shit 'n die (ha, ha)
Ice cube comin' at you at crazy pitch
(Why?) I think a bitch is a bitch

'Who the fuck you think you're callin' a bitch you little sorry muthafucka?
I dunno who the fuck you think you're talkin' to. Let me tell you one
muthafuckin' thang, I'm not a...' [Eazy E] 'Bitch, shut the fuck up.'

Yo, you can tell a girl that's out for the money (How?)
She look good and the bitch walk funny
She ain't no dummy she's rather conniving
Yo, bitch fuck when I'm driving
See a young nigga that's striving
You're thru' without a BMW
That's why a bitch is a bitch
I guess, or either P-M-S
Here, test the girl that's kinda snobby (a'ight)
And I bet you disin niggas is her hobby
And after she finished the test
Write today a B-I-T-C-H
And watch her get mad 'cause she know it's true (she know it)
But a nigga like me, I say 'fuck you'
Do like Ice Cube, slam her ass in a ditch (slam her ass)
'Cause a bitch is a bitch

'Why I gonna be a bitch?'
'I ain't call you no bitch. If you'd listen to a goddamn song it'd tell
you what a bitch is.'
'Fuck the song 'cause I'm not no muthafuckin' bitch.'
'I didn't say you was a bitch.'
'Fuck you, punk-ass nigga!'
'Fuck you, bitch!
'Fuck you! Who the fuck you think you are?
'Fuck you! Suck my dick, bitch!

I once knew a bitch who got a slack
'Cause she playing me like she was all that
A bitch can be your best friend talking behind your back (yeah)
About who's fucking who and who's getting fat
Look at yourself for me, (look bitch)
Now do you fall in this category?
Or you're the kind that won't bleak
'Cause you don't think, your shit stinks
Luckily I haven't had a drink
'Cause I'll down you ass
Than I'll clown your ass
'Cause the niggas I hang with ain't rich (I ain't rich)
We're all saying 'Fuck you bitch!' (Word up!)
Now, what I can do with a hoe like you
Bend your ass over then I'm thru'
Cause you see Ice Cube ain't takin' no shit
(Why?) 'Cause I think a bitch is a bitch

[Narrator]
There you have it. The description of a bitch. Now ask yourself,
are they talking about you? Are you that funky, dirty, money-hungry,
scandalous, stuck-up, hair piece contact wearing bitch? Yep, you
probably are.

Bitch!

[yer_one]

she gets around doesn't she?[/QUOTE] :x :-x :x

[yer_one]

wellity wellity wellity, look who's come crawling back!


crawling back from where?!?

[thegillabbeygowl]

jesus boys, the gowl's gone mad is he?

You have no idea my friend.

[Vincent Murphy]

she gets around doesn't she? :x :-x :x[/QUOTE]

hehe :-P

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

i heard that you didn't have any - let alone a massive one.

had Angela been telling fibs?

[Vincent Murphy]

crawling back from where?!?

from outside of this thread.

[yer_one]

:x :-x :x

hehe :-P[/QUOTE]


come here old man, cop on!

[yer_one]

from outside of this thread.


day off, wasnt planning on spending on the net now was I?

[Vincent Murphy]

hehe :-P


come here old man, cop on![/QUOTE]

i'm only 16 years older than you..

[yer_one]

come here old man, cop on!

i'm only 16 years older than you..[/QUOTE]


I know but in dog years thats a life time

[Vincent Murphy]

day off, wasnt planning on spending on the net now was I?

i'm not surprised you couldn't live without us for a day.

[Vincent Murphy]

i'm only 16 years older than you..


I know but in dog years thats a life time[/QUOTE]

no that's only just over 2 years in dog years.

[yer_one]

i'm not surprised you couldn't live without us for a day.


well its 5pm and my first time on today, think I managed pretty well with out ye

[yer_one]

I know but in dog years thats a life time

no that's only just over 2 years in dog years.[/QUOTE]


not the way I meant it :rolleyes:


are you a teacher?

[Vincent Murphy]

yeah I teach Latin & English. You?

[yer_one]

yeah I teach Latin & English. You?


No, I am not a teacher

[thegillabbeygowl]

Darlings i'll see ye in the pub later,Gotta fly.
And remember,Fuck me,fuck me,fuck me,fuck me et al as al once said to me.

[tedobrien]

Darlings i'll see ye in the pub later,Gotta fly.
And remember,Fuck me,fuck me,fuck me,fuck me et al as al once said to me.

Be the hokey, that Gowl's got a filthy mouth on him.

[yer_one]

yeah I teach Latin & English. You?


Latin must be hard to teach?
How long have you been a teacher?

[Bould Tady Quill]

Shocking smell of tweed in here.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

no that's only just over 2 years in dog years.


not the way I meant it :rolleyes:


are you a teacher?[/QUOTE]


how did you know he is a teacher

[yer_one]

not the way I meant it :rolleyes:


are you a teacher?


how did you know he is a teacher[/QUOTE]


I dunno, just a guess ;)

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

you're rumbled Vince!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

can you guess what his nickname is?

[Bould Tady Quill]

I predict this Thread will fade away once the Easter holidays come to a close.

[Bould Tady Quill]

can you guess what his nickname is?

No...but can you guess how much less of a shit i could give?

[yer_one]

you're rumbled Vince!


rumbled him how?
why isnt that his real name?? :rolleyes:

[yer_one]

can you guess what his nickname is?

mmm not yet no :sad:

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

No...but can you guess how much less of a shit i could give?


well, you cared enough to read the post and to feel that it warranted the above comment - so i reckon you do give a bit of a sh1t

[Bould Tady Quill]

well, you cared enough to read the post and to feel that it warranted the above comment - so i reckon you do give a bit of a sh1t

Ok maybe just a bit, and by a bit i of course mean none, none at all.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

mmm not yet no :sad:


a clue - a person with a type of illness

[Bould Tady Quill]

a clue - a person with a type of illness

Cock-Sucker!

Gay is an illness right?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

you are a silly little sap aren't you

[yer_one]

a clue - a person with a type of illness


no idea! :sad:

another one

[yer_one]

Cock-Sucker!

Gay is an illness right?


whats the problem here??

[Bould Tady Quill]

you are a silly little sap aren't you

Well i do try.

[Bould Tady Quill]

whats the problem here??

No problem.

I just hate this thread and all that reside in her is all.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

LBJ was the first person to be able to cure it.

[yer_one]

No problem.

I just hate this thread and all that reside in her is all.


seriously, if you hate the tread why look at it?

Or comment in it?

I am not being a bitch just stating a fact.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

No problem.

I just hate this thread and all that reside in her is all.

so why do you bother spending time in here reading messages and responding then?

this thread is all about love for fellow man - there's no place for nasty jibes in here i'm afraid.

[yer_one]

LBJ was the first person to be able to cure it.


shupp you and give me a clue?!
a better one

[Bould Tady Quill]

seriously, if you hate the tread why look at it?

Or comment in it?

I am not being a bitch just stating a fact.

Because its there...........ever y day.............hang ing around the top of the forum......mocking me if you will.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

seriously, if you hate the tread why look at it?

Or comment in it?

I am not being a bitch just stating a fact.


couldn't have said it better myself

[yer_one]

Because its there...........ever y day.............hang ing around the top of the forum......mocking me if you will.


ah stop it will ya. :D

Just cause its at the top of the forum doesnt mean you have to look.
If you dislike it, ignore it.

To be honest half the time I havent a bloody clue what they go about but they are funny, it passes the day especially when there is bugger all happening

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

shupp you and give me a clue?!
a better one

ok - a clue to mull over - over the weekend - it's a disease of the flesh.

i'm off now - have a lovely weekend yer_one.

If you're running in the marathon tomorrow - best of luck.

[yer_one]

ok - a clue to mull over - over the weekend - it's a disease of the flesh.

i'm off now - have a lovely weekend yer_one.

If you're running in the marathon tomorrow - best of luck.


I am and its on Sunday

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

phew - i'd have looked an ass tomorrow wandering around in my pink lycra running shorts.

well, best of luck on sunday.

[yer_one]

phew - i'd have looked an ass tomorrow wandering around in my pink lycra running shorts.

well, best of luck on sunday.


I was joking, not this year!

Have a good one !

[Bould Tady Quill]

couldn't have said it better myself

Lack of Vocab ?

[Ciotóg]

seriously, if you hate the tread why look at it?

Or comment in it?

I am not being a bitch just stating a fact.
You're not stating a fact. You're asking a question.

The only consolation is that this thread will soon overtake the fashion thread in the 'number of replies' stakes. Now I really hate the fashion thread and all who reside there.

[yer_one]

You're not stating a fact. You're asking a question.

The only consolation is that this thread will soon overtake the fashion thread in the 'number of replies' stakes. Now I really hate the fashion thread and all who reside there.


oh behave you!

where's that doc on ants?!

[fintan fogerty]

Boys oh boys oh boys oh boys. And so another week of hard graft reaches its end. I can maybe shed some light on Vince's nickname too. Our paths crossed many moons ago. It's a disease of the flesh that only LBJ would be able to cure.

[yer_one]

Boys oh boys oh boys oh boys. And so another week of hard graft reaches its end. I can maybe shed some light on Vince's nickname too. Our paths crossed many moons ago. It's a disease of the flesh that only LBJ would be able to cure.


Leprosy?

[fintan fogerty]

oh oh. I've said too much.

[yer_one]

oh oh. I've said too much.


now are you taking the piss?

[yer_one]

oh oh. I've said too much.


And I AM TOO OLD FOR YOU?!?!

[fintan fogerty]

I'm in big trouble with Vince. Any chance you could remove that last post?He's a scary guy.

[fintan fogerty]

Fraid so but don't take it the wrong way. I ment it in a nice way. If you were ten years younger............. ..

[yer_one]

I'm in big trouble with Vince. Any chance you could remove that last post?He's a scary guy.


do you really want me too?

[fintan fogerty]

Ah no it's ok. He might see the funny side of it. And he'll have forgotten by the time the next Russel event comes around. Vince doesn't exactly have the memory of an Elephant you know.

[ho chi feen]

http://www.mn12.org/images/misc/comicbookguy-worst-thread-ever.jpg

*ticks 'unsubscribe' box*

[Vincent Murphy]

Ah no it's ok. He might see the funny side of it. And he'll have forgotten by the time the next Russel event comes around. Vince doesn't exactly have the memory of an Elephant you know.

Fintan you're nothing but a fly-boy/cornerboy.

[tedobrien]

*hits asterisk button on keyboard, then types some crap, then hits asterisk button again*

God those guys get on my tits.

[t_mccarthy]

who's on for cardiff on may 20th?

[spatterbag]

Fraid so but don't take it the wrong way. I ment it in a nice way. If you were ten years younger............. ..


why?

[t_mccarthy]

http://www.mn12.org/images/misc/comicbookguy-worst-thread-ever.jpg

*ticks 'unsubscribe' box*


says the fucking rectum chisel who spends time reading through the thread daily, posting comments in it, and spending time putting together a photoshop with his doppleganger to post in it.

cough *idiot*

[thegillabbeygowl]

says the fucking rectum chisel who spends time reading through the thread daily, posting comments in it, and spending time putting together a photoshop with his doppleganger to post in it.

cough *idiot*


Ohhh,You're good.

[fintan fogerty]

Ah another LBJ day when the lord himself rested. What about a bit of piece and love Gowl? You were looking a bit worse for wear last night in the brog. How's the noggin??

[t_mccarthy]

Ah another LBJ day when the lord himself rested. What about a bit of piece and love Gowl? You were looking a bit worse for wear last night in the brog. How's the noggin??


yeah - heard Mr Gowl was in rockin' form over the weekend!

any good stories/mischief down the brog?

[t_mccarthy]

Fintan you're nothing but a fly-boy/cornerboy.

a maverick

[t_mccarthy]

I'm in big trouble with Vince. Any chance you could remove that last post?He's a scary guy.


you're in for the qui-ing of your life!!

[t_mccarthy]

Fraid so but don't take it the wrong way. I ment it in a nice way. If you were ten years younger............. ..


don't you mean about 14 years Finnerty?

(she's 30 you know!)

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

good morning wall

[Vincent Murphy]

boys oh boys what a truly rough Monday morning this is, almost as bad as the one after Stockers except I didn't bother going to work that day.

Very enjoyable night last night of crazy dreams, sweats, jumping awake in sudden fear, and thinking people were tring to kill me in my bed.

I'll be giving Cardiff a miss since I'm never drinking again.

[yer_one]

boys oh boys what a truly rough Monday morning this is, almost as bad as the one after Stockers except I didn't bother going to work that day.

Very enjoyable night last night of crazy dreams, sweats, jumping awake in sudden fear, and thinking people were tring to kill me in my bed.

I'll be giving Cardiff a miss since I'm never drinking again.


how are you meant to teach with a rotten handover?

[Vincent Murphy]

how are you meant to teach with a rotten handover?

I'll just have to struggle through it I suppose, get them to do essays and stuff while I sleep.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I'll just have to struggle through it I suppose, get them to do essays and stuff while I sleep.


picked up a few tips from Ang and Russell, eh?

[yer_one]

picked up a few tips from Ang and Russell, eh?


so did I get the nickname right?

[yer_one]

I'll just have to struggle through it I suppose, get them to do essays and stuff while I sleep.


nice teacher!!

Are you allowed to use a pc/laptop while teaching?

[thegillabbeygowl]

Savage night boys.
Christ i was sick the following day.

[Vincent Murphy]

nice teacher!!

Are you allowed to use a pc/laptop while teaching?

yeah nobody's complained about it yet anyway.

[Vincent Murphy]

Savage night boys.
Christ i was sick the following day.

twas a legendary night all right, although City losing took the gloss off it a bit..

[yer_one]

yeah nobody's complained about it yet anyway.


era, sure how bad?

beats having to talk to them I suppose

[Vincent Murphy]

era, sure how bad?

beats having to talk to them I suppose

yeah I gave that up a long time ago.

[yer_one]

yeah I gave that up a long time ago.

how long have you been teaching? Must be bored of it?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Savage night boys.
Christ i was sick the following day.


heard you were up to your old tricks again Mr Gowl!

[Vincent Murphy]

how long have you been teaching? Must be bored of it?

it'll be 25 years in September. Yeah I'm very close to packing it in and opening a shop or something.

[yer_one]

it'll be 25 years in September. Yeah I'm very close to packing it in and opening a shop or something.


what kind of shop?

[Vincent Murphy]

what kind of shop?

i was thinking of going into the adult DVD market.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

ted'll be delighted to hear that

[yer_one]

i was thinking of going into the adult DVD market.


But you can buy them in places like HMV
Plus I think most people would rent them as they wouldnt want their stash being found!

Need a better idea I think :rolleyes:

[thegillabbeygowl]

heard you were up to your old tricks again Mr Gowl!

Ah you know somethings never change.

[Vincent Murphy]

ted'll be delighted to hear that

well he does form an integral part of my business plan.

[Vincent Murphy]

But you can buy them in places like HMV
Plus I think most people would rent them as they wouldnt want their stash being found!

Need a better idea I think :rolleyes:

I think what you might get in HMV might be a little tame compared to what I'm planning to sell. Plus I know people with stashes in the 100's...

[yer_one]

I think what you might get in HMV might be a little tame compared to what I'm planning to sell. Plus I know people with stashes in the 100's...


'tame' what the hell are you going to be selling?!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Doesn't ted hold the irish record for stash volumn? I believe that his collection of mags dates back to before the War of Independence.

[Vincent Murphy]

'tame' what the hell are you going to be selling?!

oh twill be fierce racy stuff altogether, the kind of stuff you'd hardly even imagine.

[Vincent Murphy]

Doesn't ted hold the irish record for stash volumn? I believe that his collection of mags dates back to before the War of Independence.

Some guy in Cavan claims his is bigger but I'd say he'd be hard pushed to beat Ted in terms of quality and diversity. He has one shocking DVD that only himself and the pope have seen apparently.

[yer_one]

oh twill be fierce racy stuff altogether, the kind of stuff you'd hardly even imagine.


do you know what, I think i will leave it there and go back to the arcade

[fintan fogerty]

Savage night boys.
Christ i was sick the following day.

Not just the following day either Gowl. You had a fine vom outside the brog. I had to scrub my boots with essence of petunia.

[Vincent Murphy]

do you know what, I think i will leave it there and go back to the arcade

whaddi say?

[yer_one]

whaddi say?


you said nothing but that conversation was only either going to go 2 ways........... and I wasnt interested in any of them

[Vincent Murphy]

you said nothing but that conversation was only either going to go 2 ways........... and I wasnt interested in any of them

I wasn't actually going to go into any details..

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Not just the following day either Gowl. You had a fine vom outside the brog. I had to scrub my boots with essence of petunia.

was it as bad as Vince's one in the brog last summer when he destroyed that bird sitting at the table?

[yer_one]

I wasn't actually going to go into any details..

you never know what pops out of peoples mouths these days

[Vincent Murphy]

was it as bad as Vince's one in the brog last summer when he destroyed that bird sitting at the table?

hardly I'd say..

[Vincent Murphy]

you never know what pops out of peoples mouths these days

jaysus

[fintan fogerty]

Yeah it was even as bad as the one some bird did on Ted's jacket before. Remember that? He had to throw out the jacket.

[fintan fogerty]

Yer_one? Did you ever have a boyfriend write a song about you? Or (in this day and age) Did you ever write a song about a fella (or a bird)?

[yer_one]

Yer_one? Did you ever have a boyfriend write a song about you? Or (in this day and age) Did you ever write a song about a fella (or a bird)?


Good God No & No

why have you ?

[yer_one]

hardly I'd say..


what happened there?

[fintan fogerty]

Good God No & No

why have you ?

Ah sure I'd be lying if I said I hadn't. I get out the old mandolin and sure they wrile themselves really.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Yeah it was even as bad as the one some bird did on Ted's jacket before. Remember that? He had to throw out the jacket.


Was it worse than the one Ted did in Playa del Ingles in a plastic supermarket bag and left hanging at the end of the bed for 1 full week (during temperatures of mid to high 30s)?

[Vincent Murphy]

what happened there?

I got a dose of food poisoning in the Bróg one night.

[yer_one]

Ah sure I'd be lying if I said I hadn't. I get out the old mandolin and sure they wrile themselves really.


I can imagine you left quite an impression on people

[yer_one]

I got a dose of food poisoning in the Bróg one night.


Right, so what happened to the people next to you??

Dont tell me you pucked on them?

[Vincent Murphy]

Right, so what happened to the people next to you??

Dont tell me you pucked on them?

I'm not going to lie to you yer_one.

[yer_one]

I'm not going to lie to you yer_one.


NICE!!!

Arent you a bit old for the Brog though?

[Vincent Murphy]

NICE!!!

Arent you a bit old for the Brog though?

I might look old in there, but I'm as young as anyone else in there at heart. And at least as handsome.

[yer_one]

I might look old in there, but I'm as young as anyone else in there at heart. And at least as handsome.


ah there is no praise like self praise :rolleyes:

[Vincent Murphy]

ah there is no praise like self praise :rolleyes:

well that's what my mother tells me anyway!

Although Russell once said that only a mother could love me..

[yer_one]

well that's what my mother tells me anyway!

Although Russell once said that only a mother could love me..


ya but whose mother?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

ah there is no praise like self praise :rolleyes:


Ted has a similar motto for abuse

[Vincent Murphy]

ya but whose mother?

well the gillabbeygowl's ma seemed pretty keen last time I saw her so I'll have to have another lash off her!

[yer_one]

well the gillabbeygowl's ma seemed pretty keen last time I saw her so I'll have to have another lash off her!


lash off her........you old romantic you!!!

Lob the gob is it?

[Vincent Murphy]

Ted has a similar motto for abuse

his fond of saying "nothing like a bit of the old féin-truailliú" all right.

[fintan fogerty]

Write her a song. I'll be your wing man on the mandolin. Has never failed me yet.

[Vincent Murphy]

lash off her........you old romantic you!!!

Lob the gob is it?

Yeah the sequence goes:

1. Lob the Gob
2. Drop the lámh
3. "None of your fancy stuff, just lob it in there boss" - GAG's ma.

[Vincent Murphy]

Write her a song. I'll be your wing man on the mandolin. Has never failed me yet.

didn't you once woo Sharon ní Bheoláin with an old song?

[yer_one]

Yeah the sequence goes:

1. Lob the Gob
2. Drop the lámh
3. "None of your fancy stuff, just lob it in there boss" - GAG's ma.


you paint such a lovely picture of events

[Vincent Murphy]

you paint such a lovely picture of events

I know, it's like something out of Sleepless in Seattle isn't it?

[yer_one]

I know, it's like something out of Sleepless in Seattle isn't it?


mm no

More like when harry meet Sally

[fintan fogerty]

didn't you once woo Sharon ní Bheoláin with an old song?

I did yeah. I had to pull out a solo and everything. Changed the lyrics to some of the songs. Well, just the names. I put Sharon in instead and she couldn't get enough of it. She wasn't a "lob it in there boss" kind of girl. Foreplay and everything. But the lamh was southbound fairly quickly. Fine bit of stuff. Fiontan she called me! I prefer Finnerty.

[thegillabbeygowl]

Still going i see.
Oh wait i'm not helping.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Still going i see.
Oh wait i'm not helping.


Mr Gowl, you know you are always welcome at the boys oh boys table of friendship.

[thegillabbeygowl]

Mr Gowl, you know you are always welcome at the boys oh boys table of friendship.

I've plenty of friends already,cheers.

[fintan fogerty]

That's not what it looked like when you got in that scuffle outside the brog on Saturday night Gowl.

[Vincent Murphy]

I've plenty of friends already,cheers.

especially since you have us now.

[thegillabbeygowl]

That's not what it looked like when you got in that scuffle outside the brog on Saturday night Gowl.

Jog my memory,I was well shitto.
And randy,Mainly shitto though.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

poor ol' finnerty knows that - apparently you said "you know there's no biological difference between a man and a woman's mouth" and then you lobbed the gob

[maggot]

Still going i see.
Oh wait i'm not helping.


Ah sure 'tis keeping 3 or so people happy for a while.

[thegillabbeygowl]

poor ol' finnerty knows that - apparently you said "you know there's no biological difference between a man and a woman's mouth" and then you lobbed the gob

Really,Don't remember that.wink
The fucker shot me down as well.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Ah sure 'tis keeping 3 or so people happy for a while.

don't forget the legions of people who dip in and out all the time to see what interesting topics are being discussed.

[thegillabbeygowl]

don't forget the legions of people who dip in and out all the time to see what interesting topics are being discussed.

Like thingie and the other thing.

[fintan fogerty]

Really,Don't remember that.wink
The fucker shot me down as well.

Darn right. The Gowl is the polar opposite of Sharon Ni Bheolan. You were manky on Saturday Mr. Gowl. Three glasses of Babysham and he's anyone's

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

but you were manky too Finnerty....

[fintan fogerty]

Yeah but at least I wasn't running around trying to lob the gob on Dj magic Numbers

[Vincent Murphy]

Those bloody DJ's always get the attention don't they? Even Magic Numbers.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Yeah but at least I wasn't running around trying to lob the gob on Dj magic Numbers

a very fair point.

[fintan fogerty]

Can you see my point? Oh how embarrassing

[Vincent Murphy]

Can you see my point? Oh how embarrassing

Ah Finnerty put it away will you?

[Bould Tady Quill]

Arse-biscuits

[t_mccarthy]

Can you see my point? Oh how embarrassing


ah yes, the old ones are the best

[thegillabbeygowl]

Arse-biscuits

Oh Btq now you're just talking shite in this epic thread.

[t_mccarthy]

Oh Btq now you're just talking shite in this epic thread.

Gill, you are the voice of reason in a forum so full of bile and jealousy.

You understand that this is a thread of friendship - where all are welcome.

[thegillabbeygowl]

Gill, you are the voice of reason in a forum so full of bile and jealousy.

You understand that this is a thread of friendship - where all are welcome.

Look,This is what happens here.
They control you,they coutrol us all.
You can't go against the grain,You have to fall into line like everyone else.
I have no problem with yer thread,Big fucking deal if ye talk shite.
Do whatever ye want,withing reasonn like.

[Persephone]

Gill, you are the voice of reason in a forum so full of bile and jealousy.

You understand that this is a thread of friendship - where all are welcome.

No thread would be complete without a token gay. You HAVE to have a gay in your group its the law

[Bould Tady Quill]

No thread would be complete without a token gay. You HAVE to have a gay in your group its the law

My money is on Wolfy.

[Persephone]

My money is on Wolfy.

HA we shall just have to see about that now wont we

[thegillabbeygowl]

No thread would be complete without a token gay. You HAVE to have a gay in your group its the law

You my friend can fill that gap,Oooh pardon.

[t_mccarthy]

Look,This is what happens here.
They control you,they coutrol us all.
You can't go against the grain,You have to fall into line like everyone else.
I have no problem with yer thread,Big fucking deal if ye talk shite.
Do whatever ye want,withing reasonn like.


what's considered outside of the borders of reason?

[Persephone]

You my friend can fill that gap,Oooh pardon.

I have no interest in exploring your anal area

[thegillabbeygowl]

what's considered outside of the borders of reason?

Continously ruining threads together and so on.

[spatterbag]

Continously ruining threads together and so on.

are they ruining threads?

[spatterbag]

My money is on Wolfy.


My money's on him also.

[Vincent Murphy]

What's this about us ruining threads? We're a peaceful sort.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

one flew over the cube-oo's nest

[yer_one]

What's this about us ruining threads? We're a peaceful sort.


Speak for yourself

[yer_one]

one flew over the cube-oo's nest


Where you out Sunday in your pink running shorts??

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

What's this about us ruining threads? We're a peaceful sort.


I think some people like spreading malicious rumours about this thread...

[yer_one]

http://www.peoplesrepublico fcork.com/~peoplesr/forums/showpost.php?p=94277 4&postcount=136

Vincent, is this you??

Lepar

[Vincent Murphy]

http://www.peoplesrepublico fcork.com/~peoplesr/forums/showpost.php?p=94277 4&postcount=136

Vincent, is this you??

Lepar

I'm not going to lie to you yer_one..

[yer_one]

I'm not going to lie to you yer_one..


you sure?!?

[Vincent Murphy]

you sure?!?

yes, I think we're past lying to each other.

[yer_one]

yes, I think we're past lying to each other.


Past lying to each other??!

LMAO

COP ON!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

this is a public thread guys - no frisky stuff

[yer_one]

this is a public thread guys - no frisky stuff


nothing to worry about :cool:

[Vincent Murphy]

Past lying to each other??!

LMAO

COP ON!

:-(

[Ciotóg]

I am only replying here in honour of this thread becoming the one with the second highest number of posts on the PROC. There was some amount of bullshit in the previous 1205 posts, and I don't think the thread is really all that popular.

I have been monitoring the numbers.

[yer_one]

:-(


what's the :( for?

[yer_one]

I am only replying here in honour of this thread becoming the one with the second highest number of posts on the PROC. There was some amount of bullshit in the previous 1205 posts, and I don't think the thread is really all that popular.

I have been monitoring the numbers.


Great!:silly:

[Vincent Murphy]

what's the :( for?

I'm shocked and saddened that you would still lie to me.

[yer_one]

I'm shocked and saddened that you would still lie to me.


What?!?

what are you wittering on about.

[Vincent Murphy]

What?!?

what are you wittering on about.

You know what you did.

[yer_one]

You know what you did.


oh belt up you!
I am not the one pretending to be some 46 yrs old teacher.

[Vincent Murphy]

oh belt up you!
I am not the one pretending to be some 46 yrs old teacher.

Lies make LBJ cry.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I am only replying here in honour of this thread becoming the one with the second highest number of posts on the PROC. There was some amount of bullshit in the previous 1205 posts, and I don't think the thread is really all that popular.

I have been monitoring the numbers.

We wouldn't have been able to do it without you and your 27 posts Ciotog!

Vincent Murphy 321
yer_one 239
Wolfy Van Der Greylocks 153
fintan fogerty 108
t_mccarthy 66
AngelaMurphy 65
thegillabbeygowl 55
tedobrien 36
Ciotóg 27
Persephone 20
spatterbag 11
Bould Tady Quill 11
pseudonominous 10
DOBBER22 7
Wampire 7
Matlock 7
bricktop 6
trasnanadtonnta 5
maggot 5
i_didnt_do_nawtin 4
Boom_Town_Rat 4

[Ciotóg]

Or my technical advice it seems.

[yer_one]

Or my technical advice it seems.


what technical advice?

[yer_one]

Lies make LBJ cry.


and you have had him bawling for weeks!

[Vincent Murphy]

and you have had him bawling for weeks!

actually I think he just cries when he's cranky and hungry.

[Bould Tady Quill]

We wouldn't have been able to do it without you and your 27 posts Ciotog!

Vincent Murphy 321
yer_one 239
Wolfy Van Der Greylocks 153
fintan fogerty 108
t_mccarthy 66
AngelaMurphy 65
thegillabbeygowl 55
tedobrien 36
Ciotóg 27
Persephone 20
spatterbag 11
Bould Tady Quill 11
pseudonominous 10
DOBBER22 7
Wampire 7
Matlock 7
bricktop 6
trasnanadtonnta 5
maggot 5
i_didnt_do_nawtin 4
Boom_Town_Rat 4

Arse-Gravy

Bould Tady Quill 12!


http://mendelsonarchives.co m/Photos/Thumbs/Wavy-Gravy.jpg

Boooooo!!!!

[yer_one]

actually I think he just cries when he's cranky and hungry.


Not denying the accusation but changing the subject........swift move there Vince, nearly didnt spot it

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

weirdo

[yer_one]

weirdo


Who's a weirdo?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

btq - posting pictures of himself

[Vincent Murphy]

Not denying the accusation but changing the subject........swift move there Vince, nearly didnt spot it

so close to the perfect crime..

[Bould Tady Quill]

btq - posting pictures of himself

Charity Post.



Bould Tady Quill 13!

[yer_one]

so close to the perfect crime..

ah leave you off, you seem too be enjoying yourself so much

[Vincent Murphy]

ah leave you off, you seem too be enjoying yourself so much

I can't believe your audacity sometimes.

[yer_one]

I can't believe your audacity sometimes.


what are you on about now!?

[Vincent Murphy]

what are you on about now!?

ooh, what button? where am I? where are my false teeth?

Stop playing the innocent.

[yer_one]

ooh, what button? where am I? where are my false teeth?

Stop playing the innocent.


Vincent, are you ok?
Do you know where you are?
What day have we?

Snap out of it
*slap *

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Vincent, are you ok?
Do you know where you are?
What day have we?

Snap out of it
*slap *


Vincent is only ever truely ok when he's correcting English essays or reading Lamb.

[yer_one]

Vincent is only ever truely ok when he's correcting English essays or reading Lamb.


Just as long as he doesnt go correcting my spelling or grammer mistakes he will be fine.

[Vincent Murphy]

Just as long as he doesnt go correcting my spelling or grammer mistakes he will be fine.

must..resist..urge..

[yer_one]

must..resist..urge..


bite me!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

that's one of his favourite hobbies.

[Vincent Murphy]

that's one of his favourite hobbies.

what, biting women?

[yer_one]

what, biting women?


no, he loves correcting spellings!! :rolleyes:

[Vincent Murphy]

no, he loves correcting spellings!! :rolleyes:

well you are talking to the Cork scrabble champion for 3 consecutive years (84-86).

[yer_one]

well you are talking to the Cork scrabble champion for 3 consecutive years (84-86).

how proud are you !?
Bet you you use that as part of your chat up line?

[Vincent Murphy]

how proud are you !?
Bet you you use that as part of your chat up line?

Well it usually comes up naturally in the first 30-40 seconds of any conversation.

[yer_one]

Well it usually comes up naturally in the first 30-40 seconds of any conversation.


did you get a plague or something?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I agree with your point on Riga - my concern was that a week in Copers and Sweden would be too pricey. I'm still feeling the pain of the 3 nights in Stockers.

My only fear about Riga would be that it would be pretty similar to Tallinn. That's fine if it's nothing but dancing girls and cheap booze you want - but there isn't the same availability of maggot acting (locals not going to be as friendly) and there'd be loads of English stags around the place.

Perhaps somewhere else that's cheap - but not as popular on the stag front.

[Vincent Murphy]

did you get a plague or something?

yes, bubonic once.

[Vincent Murphy]

I agree with your point on Riga - my concern was that a week in Copers and Sweden would be too pricey. I'm still feeling the pain of the 3 nights in Stockers.

My only fear about Riga would be that it would be pretty similar to Tallinn. That's fine if it's nothing but dancing girls and cheap booze you want - but there isn't the same availability of maggot acting (locals not going to be as friendly) and there'd be loads of English stags around the place.

Perhaps somewhere else that's cheap - but not as popular on the stag front.

yeah I really don't think my funds could possibly stretch to a week in Scandinavia anyway..

But maybe two Eastern European cities all right could be good.

[yer_one]

yes, bubonic once.


:silly: :silly: :silly: :silly:

[Vincent Murphy]

:silly: :silly: :silly: :silly:

it was no laughing matter I assure thee.

[yer_one]

it was no laughing matter I assure thee.


what with your injured Japse eye and now a plague, putting down is the best thing for you

[Vincent Murphy]

what with your injured Japse eye and now a plague, putting down is the best thing for you

how can i put out with an injured Jap's eye?

[yer_one]

how can i put out with an injured Jap's eye?


you cant, so time for the scrap heep I think

[yer_one]

heep.

:scoff:


Christ he/she is full of chat! :rolleyes:

[Vincent Murphy]

Christ he/she is full of chat! :rolleyes:

he's a serial lurker on this thread.

[yer_one]

he's a serial lurker on this thread.


i think he may have taken a shine to one to you

[Vincent Murphy]

i think he may have taken a shine to one to you

i'll wager it's Finnerty. He has a history of attracting strange individuals (usually old, half-naked men on Oliver Plunkett St).

[yer_one]

i'll wager it's Finnerty. He has a history of attracting strange individuals (usually old, half-naked men on Oliver Plunkett St).


mm maybe.

Is finnerty a teacher too??

I AM SO BORED TODAY!

[Vincent Murphy]

mm maybe.

Is finnerty a teacher too??

I AM SO BORED TODAY!

yeah he teaches Irish but he's shit.

[yer_one]

yeah he teaches Irish but he's shit.


same school as you?

[Vincent Murphy]

I agree with your point on Riga - my concern was that a week in Copers and Sweden would be too pricey. I'm still feeling the pain of the 3 nights in Stockers.

My only fear about Riga would be that it would be pretty similar to Tallinn. That's fine if it's nothing but dancing girls and cheap booze you want - but there isn't the same availability of maggot acting (locals not going to be as friendly) and there'd be loads of English stags around the place.

Perhaps somewhere else that's cheap - but not as popular on the stag front.

What about Bratislava as a possible destination?

The guys in Hostel seemed to have a good time, all in all.

[Vincent Murphy]

same school as you?

I think so, I try not to think about him.

[yer_one]

What about Bratislava as a possible destination?

The guys in Hostel seemed to have a good time, all in all.


did you see that movie??
Is it really sick?

[Vincent Murphy]

did you see that movie??
Is it really sick?

yeah, it's pretty bad all right, there's a few bits you wouldn't want to be looking at the screen for.

[thegillabbeygowl]

Jees,Anything change in here?