Boys oh boys

[thegillabbeygowl]

What's going on here?

[yer_one]

What's going on here?


bugger all!

[thegillabbeygowl]

bugger all!

How you for sex?

[Vincent Murphy]

Boys oh boys oh boys. I'm only just after waking up after the LBJ night on Sunday. I have a real bastard behind the eyes. I need some aspirins. The Savoy was fine but the Brog is a bit of a blur. I'm sure I'm still a round behind on the gowl, can't keep up with the fella. I'm sure I was chucked out for pulling the plug on the dj and singing little drummer boy. LBJ told me to do it. Crikey oh blimey, I'm going back to bed

jaysus boy, the Yoda eyes and Krusty the clown hair must be out in force today, sounds like you're dying.

Was it the Magic Numbers DJ?

[yer_one]

How you for sex?


now?

[fixer]

Did I ever tell you about the time Russell took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off lookin' for a pub and we can't find one. Finally, Russell takes me into a vacant lot and says, Here we are!' Well, we sat there for a year and a half. Sure enough, someone constructed a pub around us! Well, the day they opened it, we ordered a shot, drank it and then burnt the place to the ground. Russell yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found them!'

[thegillabbeygowl]

now?

Whenever.

[yer_one]

Whenever.

are you male or female?

[yer_one]

jaysus boy, the Yoda eyes and Krusty the clown hair must be out in force today, sounds like you're dying.

Was it the Magic Numbers DJ?



Come on Vince, 1 more post and you can have a 300 post party!!!! :silly:

[thegillabbeygowl]

are you male or female?

Male baby.

[yer_one]

Male baby.


you are a male baby??

think you may be a bit too young for me

[thegillabbeygowl]

you are a male baby??

think you may be a bit too young for me

I'm 23 like.
It's not the age but how good you are.

[yer_one]

I'm 23 like.
It's not the age but how good you are.


I am 30, you looking for an older woman?

[thegillabbeygowl]

I am 30, you looking for an older woman?

Suppose you could teach me a thing or two.

[Vincent Murphy]

has russel every been on the board?

he's been promising to come on and talk to us for the last few weeks, I'm beginning to think he may be having a lend of us though.

[tedobrien]

he's been promising to come on and talk to us for the last few weeks, I'm beginning to think he may be having a lend of us though.

Maybe it's because the snake had a go off his sister at his big birthday bash

[Vincent Murphy]

Come on Vince, 1 more post and you can have a 300 post party!!!! :silly:

nah I'm broke. It would have to be a party in my apartment - without beer.

[Vincent Murphy]

Maybe it's because the snake had a go off his sister at his big birthday bash

Who is this snake individual? Is he a bit of a bollox?

[yer_one]

nah I'm broke. It would have to be a party in my apartment - without beer.


what kind of party is that?

[yer_one]

Suppose you could teach me a thing or two.


I prob could teach you a thing or two but you are a bit too young for me.

[Vincent Murphy]

what kind of party is that?

one where the only party game is a game of five against one.

[yer_one]

one where the only party game is a game of five against one.


what games is that?

[Vincent Murphy]

I prob could teach you a thing or two but you are a bit too young for me.

so you're a slag?

[tedobrien]

what kind of party is that?

One that involves a crackly sock, I'd wager

[yer_one]

so you're a slag?


excuse me!! :twisted:

I am a what!!!????

[Vincent Murphy]

what games is that?

It's the extremely one-sided yet thoroughly enjoyable game for one player which ends when the bald man cries.

[Vincent Murphy]

excuse me!! :twisted:

I am a what!!!????

Sorry I meant to say filthy slut! Is my apology too late?

[yer_one]

Sorry I meant to say filthy slut! Is my apology too late?


fuck you!

[Vincent Murphy]

fuck you!

ah I was only messing. It's just when you said you could probably teach the gowl a lot I got the impression you had done a lot of riding in your past (possibly in alleyways, bus stops, car back seats and such and such).

But I can tell from your indignation that this is not the case..

[tedobrien]

...
But I can tell from your indignation that this is not the case..

Wow - 'Indignation'

That's a big word like marmalade

[yer_one]

ah I was only messing. It's just when you said you could probably teach the gowl a lot I got the impression you had done a lot of riding in your past (possibly in alleyways, bus stops, car back seats and such and such).

But I can tell from your indignation that this is not the case..


:rolleyes:

[Vincent Murphy]

:rolleyes:

Are we cool so yeah?

Can I still buy you a drink at Russell's London Stag?

[yer_one]

Are we cool so yeah?

Can I still buy you a drink at Russell's London Stag?


I will get back to you on that.

I will buy my own drinks thanks, no offence but I prefer to pay my own way.

[jungle]

Has anything happened in this thread yet?

[yer_one]

Has anything happened in this thread yet?


besides me being referred to as a slag!!
No

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Wow - 'Indignation'

That's a big word like marmalade


who do you think you are?? B Murf??

[Vincent Murphy]

I will get back to you on that.

I will buy my own drinks thanks, no offence but I prefer to pay my own way.

you can buy me one if you like

[Ciotóg]

Has anything happened in this thread yet?
It used amuse me the odd time in its earlier days, but it's got pretty boring now. Vincent Murphy has posted 206 times in this thread, and probably about 150 other times under his other names, a feat surely not equalled since DIF's performance in the fashion thread.

[Vincent Murphy]

who do you think you are?? B Murf??

speaking of whom - what's all this about him on the other thread.

[Vincent Murphy]

It used amuse me the odd time in its earlier days, but it's got pretty boring now. Vincent Murphy has posted 206 times in this thread, and probably about 150 other times under his other names, a feat surely not equalled since DIF's performance in the fashion thread.

206 times in this thread!! I think another party might be in order!

Oh forgot - I'm broke..

[Hochma]

It used amuse me the odd time in its earlier days, but it's got pretty boring now. Vincent Murphy has posted 206 times in this thread, and probably about 150 other times under his other names, a feat surely not equalled since DIF's performance in the fashion thread.


This is something you do regularly, isn't it?

[yer_one]

It used amuse me the odd time in its earlier days, but it's got pretty boring now. Vincent Murphy has posted 206 times in this thread, and probably about 150 other times under his other names, a feat surely not equalled since DIF's performance in the fashion thread.


have you been playing counting games again ?

[yer_one]

you can buy me one if you like


i dunno, not after your recent behaviour!

Not sure I can make the stag yet, meetings and all that

[Vincent Murphy]

i dunno, not after your recent behaviour!

Not sure I can make the stag yet, meetings and all that
:-(

[yer_one]

:-(


have you given out the dates yet? no

[Vincent Murphy]

have you given out the dates yet? no

no...

[yer_one]

no...


so how can you expect me to say i will be there.
Might be in Cork.
Might be in the US
Might be in Spain...

:rolleyes:

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Nancy Spain's?

[Vincent Murphy]

so how can you expect me to say i will be there.
Might be in Cork.
Might be in the US
Might be in Spain...

:rolleyes:

And how do you know Russell's London Stag won't be in Cork, the US or Spain?

[Vincent Murphy]

Nancy Spain's?

Jesus I'd love a pint now.

[yer_one]

And how do you know Russell's London Stag won't be in Cork, the US or Spain?


now thats a tricky one!!
Maybe cause the location is in the name ?!

[Vincent Murphy]

now thats a tricky one!!
Maybe cause the location is in the name ?!

stop confusing me..

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Jesus I'd love a pint now.


a sweet tasty Hof over a bit of a chat and a song .... faaantastic

[yer_one]

stop confusing me..


sorry, put it down to old age!
how old did you say you were?
was it 47yrs old or 57yrs old?

[Vincent Murphy]

sorry, put it down to old age!
how old did you say you were?
was it 47yrs old or 57yrs old?

I think I said 46.

[yer_one]

I think I said 46.


you sure?

[Vincent Murphy]

you sure?

yes

[yer_one]

yes


http://www.peoplesrepublico fcork.com/~peoplesr/forums/showthread.php?p=918 616#post918616

go to post 25

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

yeah Vince - you may be "46" but you look like the living dead

you're 78 if you're a day!!

[Vincent Murphy]

http://www.peoplesrepublico fcork.com/~peoplesr/forums/showthread.php?p=918 616#post918616

go to post 25

i was just trying to turn you on saying i was ten years older...

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

http://www.peoplesrepublico fcork.com/~peoplesr/forums/showthread.php?p=918 616#post918616

go to post 25


yeah - 57 is a little bit more realistic for that fella

[Vincent Murphy]

yeah Vince - you may be "46" but you look like the living dead

you're 78 if you're a day!!

ah come on.

[yer_one]

i was just trying to turn you on saying i was ten years older...


oh really!
and what make you think someone of my young age would be turned on by a 57 year old?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

ah come on.


ok - you're 46

[yer_one]

yeah - 57 is a little bit more realistic for that fella


I think he is forgetting how old he is.......Alzheimer's

[Vincent Murphy]

oh really!
and what make you think someone of my young age would be turned on by a 57 year old?

am..

because i remember you said you liked older men before..

[Vincent Murphy]

ok - you're 46

thanks for clearing that up.

[yer_one]

am..

because i remember you said you liked older men before..


dont think I did!

[Vincent Murphy]

dont think I did!

oh, must have been someone who reminded me of you.

[yer_one]

oh, must have been someone who reminded me of you.


ah is that the best you can do?

if you are going to be telling stories at least remember what you say

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

dont think I did!

i thought you did too - in one of your flirtatious encounters with Mr Gowl.

[Vincent Murphy]

ah is that the best you can do?

if you are going to be telling stories at least remember what you say

no actually it was you.

[yer_one]

i thought you did too - in one of your flirtatious encounters with Mr Gowl.

nah, flirtatious encounters, def not me!!

and by chance that was the case I think old Vince boy said his age before I even had my first interaction with The Gowl!

[yer_one]

no actually it was you.


what was me?

[Vincent Murphy]

nah, flirtatious encounters, def not me!!

and by chance that was the case I think old Vince boy said his age before I even had my first interaction with The Gowl!

you saying i'm a time traveller a la Marty McFly?

[Vincent Murphy]

what was me?

the thing there.

[yer_one]

you saying i'm a time traveller a la Marty McFly?


no what I am saying, smart ass, is that you said it before I ever even spoke to the gowl
so vander wander wolfy is off mark there

[yer_one]

the thing there.


stop trying to confuse me!

[Vincent Murphy]

no what I am saying, smart ass, is that you said it before I ever even spoke to the gowl
so vander wander wolfy is off mark there

how is that not saying that i'm a time traveller a la marty mcfly?

[yer_one]

how is that not saying that i'm a time traveller a la marty mcfly?


Because you are not.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I prob could teach you a thing or two but you are a bit too young for me.


i think you've been rumbled

As we all well know Mr Gowl is 49 years old

[Vincent Murphy]

oh you knew?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

knew?

[Vincent Murphy]

i think you've been rumbled

As we all well know Mr Gowl is 49 years old

I taught him sure.

[Vincent Murphy]

knew?

:o

[yer_one]

i think you've been rumbled

As we all well know Mr Gowl is 49 years old

49, really??

http://www.peoplesrepublico fcork.com/~peoplesr/forums/showpost.php?p=93518 5&postcount=772

[Vincent Murphy]

49, really??

http://www.peoplesrepublico fcork.com/~peoplesr/forums/showpost.php?p=93518 5&postcount=772

don't believe everything you read on the internet.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

49, really??

http://www.peoplesrepublico fcork.com/~peoplesr/forums/showpost.php?p=93518 5&postcount=772


that's the same line he tries every Saturday night down in Sidetrax

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I taught him sure.


sure wasn't he on the Munster Cup Winning team in 1974?

[Vincent Murphy]

sure wasn't he on the Munster Cup Winning team in 1974?

I think he was actually. with greg.

[yer_one]

oh you knew?


knew what?

[yer_one]

that's the same line he tries every Saturday night down in Sidetrax


is sidetrax still open??

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I think he was actually. with greg.

yes - but didn't he give it up then when he went in to Leaving Cert - so he could concentrate on his studies - reality was he got a massive chip on his shoulder when he wasn't first choice blindside wingforward after Greg's dad came up and persuaded the coach to play Greg instead of Mr Gowl.

Paid off though, Mr Gowl got a C in Latin, if I recall correctly.

[Vincent Murphy]

Paid off though, Mr Gowl got a C in Latin, if I recall correctly.

ah well then..

[Vincent Murphy]

knew what?

can't remember

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

is sidetrax still open??


in Mr Gowl's mind it is .... (it's really Redz - but he likes to live in the good old days - when he was in his mid-40s)

[yer_one]

what the hell are yot too old foggies rambling on about?!

[yer_one]

can't remember


oh i give up!

[fintan fogerty]

Lads, just out of me scratcher for a quick vom. I'm still bunched. LBJ wasn't the only one who rose from the dead. I'm a few days late. I see I've missed a lot. There's sexual chemistry and tension flying around the place. Vince the machine is at it again

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Lads, just out of me scratcher for a quick vom. I'm still bunched. LBJ wasn't the only one who rose from the dead. I'm a few days late. I see I've missed a lot. There's sexual chemistry and tension flying around the place. Vince the machine is at it again


They don't call him the Lep for nothing you know!

[Vincent Murphy]

oh i give up!

give up what? the internet?

[yer_one]

Lads, just out of me scratcher for a quick vom. I'm still bunched. LBJ wasn't the only one who rose from the dead. I'm a few days late. I see I've missed a lot. There's sexual chemistry and tension flying around the place. Vince the machine is at it again


oh dont over excite Vince as his pacemaker might short circuit!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Lads, just out of me scratcher for a quick vom. I'm still bunched. LBJ wasn't the only one who rose from the dead. I'm a few days late. I see I've missed a lot. There's sexual chemistry and tension flying around the place. Vince the machine is at it again


Tell us all about the big birthday bash!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

give up what? the internet?


could never give that up!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

oh well - another successful day at the office - see you all tomorrow

[Vincent Murphy]

oh dont over excite Vince as his pacemaker might short circuit!

oh jesus, i'd die happy girl.

[yer_one]

give up what? the internet?

no, for trying to figure out why one min you say you aer 57 yrs old and then say you are 47 yrs old and deny saying it then blame me for saying it, then being a time traveller to sidetracks!
:crazyeye:

[yer_one]

oh jesus, i'd die happy girl.


from an electric shock!?

[yer_one]

oh well - another successful day at the office - see you all tomorrow

night night

[Vincent Murphy]

from an electric shock!?

yes, while aroused.

[yer_one]

yes, while aroused.

whatever float yours boat?

[Vincent Murphy]

whatever float yours boat?

well i wouldn't really like to die.

[yer_one]

well i wouldn't really like to die.


but you are 57yrs old you so you do need to face the fact it will happen, soon

[Vincent Murphy]

no I'm actually 46 remember?

[yer_one]

no I'm actually 46 remember?


I actually dont think you know how old you are
:crazyeye:

[yer_one]

I actually dont think you know how old you are
:crazyeye:


or sorry, I dont think you know how old your meant to be

[Vincent Murphy]

no, it's definitely 46, i checked there.

[yer_one]

no, it's definitely 46, i checked there.


on the schools website, see how old your name sake is ?

[Vincent Murphy]

on the schools website, see how old your name sake is ?

how old am I on that?

[yer_one]

how old am I on that?


62yrs old

[Vincent Murphy]

62yrs old

no way! i'm never that old.

[yer_one]

no way! i'm never that old.


well if you arent sure, you could be.....

[Vincent Murphy]

i'm sticking with 46.

[yer_one]

i'm sticking with 46.


its not a game of 21

[Vincent Murphy]

its not a game of 21

it's not even 5 against one.

[yer_one]

it's not even 5 against one.
no its not :confused:

[Boom_Town_Rat]

any sign of russel yet?? himself and angela left a good voice mail on my phone sat night..... I happend to be a bit busy at the time...see my next post

[Boom_Town_Rat]

http://i3.tinypic.com/vy89yw.jpg

[t_mccarthy]

http://i3.tinypic.com/vy89yw.jpg


i'd love an old free popadum now - just so i could smash it over Ted's head.

a spicey would be tasty also

[t_mccarthy]

62yrs old

does it have my age?

[Vincent Murphy]

does it have my age?

63 i'd say.

[yer_one]

63 i'd say.
84yrs old!

[t_mccarthy]

84yrs old!


that's a lie.

i can assure you i am no more than a spritely 53.

[spatterbag]

so, anything interesting happen in here today?

didn't think so.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Good morning wall.

[Vincent Murphy]

Good morning S.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

how are you today Vince?

[Vincent Murphy]

not too bad Wolfy, a bit tired though, looking forward to the weekend, and watching a little bit of Cork City and Munster.

[yer_one]

not too bad Wolfy, a bit tired though, looking forward to the weekend, and watching a little bit of Cork City and Munster.


do you have to pay to get into the matches or will the OAP passes get you a discount?

[tedobrien]

Guys, guys, guys - look at the kiwi that's on the bill in Sky bar this Saturday - http://www.peoplesrepublico fcork.com/~peoplesr/forums/showthread.php?t=706 16

Looks like I'll have to go to this with Russell and squash a few Heiners.

[Vincent Murphy]

do you have to pay to get into the matches or will the OAP passes get you a discount?

no unfortunately I'll have to pay the full whack, being 46 and all :silly:

[Vincent Murphy]

Guys, guys, guys - look at the kiwi that's on the bill in Sky bar this Saturday - http://www.peoplesrepublico fcork.com/~peoplesr/forums/showthread.php?t=706 16

Looks like I'll have to go to this with Russell and squash a few Heiners.

Is he not an Aussie? I'm sure he spins some kickin' discs anyway.

[thegillabbeygowl]

*Picks up gun,aims it at Boys oh boys thread and pulls trigger*

[yer_one]

no unfortunately I'll have to pay the full whack, being 46 and all :silly:


nah, you are no more 46 than I am ..................

[Vincent Murphy]

nah, you are no more 46 than I am ..................

what age do you actually think I am?

[yer_one]

what age do you actually think I am?

late 20's - 30's??

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

late 20's - 30's??


what makes you think he's that age?

[Vincent Murphy]

late 20's - 30's??

no, mid-forties.

[yer_one]

no, mid-forties.


ok :silly:

[fintan fogerty]

*Picks up gun,aims it at Boys oh boys thread and pulls trigger*


Lads, I think the gowl is getting annoyed because we are now two rounds behind after last Sunday's LBJ celebrations. He was waiting for me to get them in but I was being chucked out of the brog. Looks like it's time to put our hands in our pockets. Are you around tonight gowl?

[fintan fogerty]

In other news, I'm still cabbaged after Sunday. But the voms have subsided.

[thegillabbeygowl]

Lads, I think the gowl is getting annoyed because we are now two rounds behind after last Sunday's LBJ celebrations. He was waiting for me to get them in but I was being chucked out of the brog. Looks like it's time to put our hands in our pockets. Are you around tonight gowl?

No work till 11.
I wouldn't go into the Brog for free drinks.Well i would,but them i'd leave.
And all those hippy freaks.

[fintan fogerty]

I heard you were a bit of a soap dodger yourself in your youth Mr. Gowl.

[thegillabbeygowl]

I heard you were a bit of a soap dodger yourself in your youth Mr. Gowl.

I shower everday,so no.
I'm spiffingly clean.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Lads, I think the gowl is getting annoyed because we are now two rounds behind after last Sunday's LBJ celebrations. He was waiting for me to get them in but I was being chucked out of the brog. Looks like it's time to put our hands in our pockets. Are you around tonight gowl?


you in Cork at the mo' Finnerty or are you back in La Plageland.

[fintan fogerty]

Naa I'm out foreign. I got back yesterday. Good ol' weekend though. Were you around? Did you see the state of the gowl?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Naa I'm out foreign. I got back yesterday. Good ol' weekend though. Were you around? Did you see the state of the gowl?


no didn't head back myself - still out foreign. heard Mr Gowl was a bit of a ledgeball alright - up to his usuall old antics.

any good stories from LBJ's birthday night? Ted do any bumble bee dances?

[fintan fogerty]

Not really. It was a very dignified affair. The night that was in it and all. Bit of a knees up in the savoy and then hit the brog. Ted didn't come out till later so he didn't have time to fill (and then empty) his small stomach. Until we got a LBJ kebab that is. No major stories. The gowl was in good form alright though. He lobbed the gob on some young one so I wasn't talking to him after that.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Not really. It was a very dignified affair. The night that was in it and all. Bit of a knees up in the savoy and then hit the brog. Ted didn't come out till later so he didn't have time to fill (and then empty) his small stomach. Until we got a LBJ kebab that is. No major stories. The gowl was in good form alright though. He lobbed the gob on some young one so I wasn't talking to him after that.


was he up to his usual dropping the lamh after 2 minutes of gob lobbing?

[fintan fogerty]

He was yeah. Sure you know what he's like. Even though he might have broken his record. The lamh was southbound after a couple of seconds only.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

He was yeah. Sure you know what he's like. Even though he might have broken his record. The lamh was southbound after a couple of seconds only.


disgraceful carry on

[Vincent Murphy]

Not really. It was a very dignified affair. The night that was in it and all. Bit of a knees up in the savoy and then hit the brog. Ted didn't come out till later so he didn't have time to fill (and then empty) his small stomach. Until we got a LBJ kebab that is. No major stories. The gowl was in good form alright though. He lobbed the gob on some young one so I wasn't talking to him after that.

Do they have LBJ kebabs in the spicy?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Do they have LBJ kebabs in the spicy?


think they have them on special at Chrimbo and Easter

[Vincent Murphy]

think they have them on special at Chrimbo and Easter

Is that all? I remember having one on Stephen's night all right after the Bróg.

Is it true they serve them all year round in Islington?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

i've heard that too - never had one though.

they're not meant to be as nice as the ones from JKebab in Stockholm (where LBJ himself was born)

[Vincent Murphy]

i've heard that too - never had one though.

they're not meant to be as nice as the ones from JKebab in Stockholm (where LBJ himself was born)

yeah they're christ-tastic. although the guy selling them is a cunt.

[AngelaMurphy]

They serve them all year round in Islington alright - the only exception being the anniversary of the circumcision - it just wouldn't be right.

[Vincent Murphy]

did ye get thet text from Ted last week about how LBJ didn't self circumcise, but that a rabbi actually did it?

[AngelaMurphy]

I did yeah - never heard anything so blasphemous in my life!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

i remember one of the apostles was sitting down to chomp into his LBJ Kebab and he fell over - you should have seen the look he got from the guy selling them - mind you, it was pretty funny.
not as funny as Russell trying to order a pitta bread for his LBJ and having to buy a completely seperate dinner

[AngelaMurphy]

Anyone see the Manchester Passion on Friday night? They retold the Passion and set it in Manchester (the clue is in the title).

Anyway, for the last supper, Jesus brought his apostles to an LBJ Kebab shop!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Don't believe Ted, of all people, would say something like that!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

isn't that film based on a true story? about some fellas over a long weekend Stockholm?

[AngelaMurphy]

I know yeah. The same Ted who got up for Mass after Russell's birthday celebrations the weekend before last!

He did have to leave for a spew after communion though.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

he has a small tummy you see - that little wafer is too much for him.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

good evening wall.

[spatterbag]

oh wanky wanky

[tedobrien]

Lads, the wife was in woeful form this morning.

She caught me having a gawk at some young one on the way into work.

[shammy feen]

Come here, did you ever write a song about the girlfriend?

Triona "Party" McCarthy?

[tedobrien]

Triona "Party" McCarthy?

Jaysis, boys - how far off the pace is this bucko?

Is he just doing it to hurt me?

P.S. The reason I went to mass after Russell's bidet was to try and salvage a bit of the old soul. LBJ smiled on me that morning.

Also, I take it that the savage activity on the thread in the evenings means that you're all interrupting your fodder searches to go to PROC. Fair play to ye.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Jaysis, boys - how far off the pace is this bucko?

Is he just doing it to hurt me?

P.S. The reason I went to mass after Russell's bidet was to try and salvage a bit of the old soul. LBJ smiled on me that morning.

Also, I take it that the savage activity on the thread in the evenings means that you're all interrupting your fodder searches to go to PROC. Fair play to ye.

after he smiled on you did you eat him?

don't have it saved onto our laptops so we have to search for it

[tedobrien]

after he smiled on you did you eat him?


Just his foreskin

[shammy feen]

Jaysis, boys - how far off the pace is this bucko?

Is he just doing it to hurt me?

P.S. The reason I went to mass after Russell's bidet was to try and salvage a bit of the old soul. LBJ smiled on me that morning.

Also, I take it that the savage activity on the thread in the evenings means that you're all interrupting your fodder searches to go to PROC. Fair play to ye.

Triona "Party" McCarthy?

[shammy feen]

Hi Ted.

How are you?

My names Shammy.

Nice to meet you.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Hi Ted.

How are you?

My names Shammy.

Nice to meet you.


Hi Shammy, is your surname Boo?

[shammy feen]

Hi Shammy, is your surname Boo?

No, its Feen

[tedobrien]

No, its Feen

That's a pity, 'cos I found some shoulders on the way into work today and they would have suited Boo well.

[tedobrien]

Morning Wolfy.
Had any good poppa's recently?

I had a bit of a burner last night, but other than that nothing out of the ordinary since Russell's birthday.

[willow]

will this thread ever die

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

will this thread ever die

no - and if it did, on the third day it would rise again. just like LBJ.

[Vincent Murphy]

no - and if it did, on the third day it would rise again. just like LBJ.

well, we've already turned loaves into fishes on this thread so it's only a matter of time surely.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

and didn't Mr Gowl deny this thread three times before the cock crowed last Friday morning!

[tedobrien]

and didn't Mr Gowl deny this thread three times before the cock crowed last Friday morning!

And I think that he's washed his hands of us now.

[tedobrien]

Although I think that he'd rather give us a necklace of pearls than a crown of thorns

[Vincent Murphy]

Although I think that he'd rather give us a necklace of pearls than a crown of thorns

you're a sick bastard.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

yeah - everyone knows LBJ is allergic to all thinks related to shell fish

[Vincent Murphy]

Brings him out in a rash doesn't it?

[tedobrien]

Does anyone know if they serve LBJ chip buttys in Abrakebabra?

[Vincent Murphy]

Does anyone know if they serve LBJ chip buttys in Abrakebabra?

now that doesn't even make sense Ted. The chip butty is a vegetarian dish.

[thegillabbeygowl]

Although I think that he'd rather give us a necklace of pearls than a crown of thorns

Yes,well done Rodge.
I don't associate with freaks.

[Vincent Murphy]

Yes,well done Rodge.
I don't associate with freaks.

Brilliant post!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Brilliant post!

Mr Gowl is a ledgeball - pure genius!

[AngelaMurphy]

Wait - I don't get it...

You up for pint after work Wolfy?

[Vincent Murphy]

I'm heading to the Duke if anyone's on for it?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Wait - I don't get it...

You up for pint after work Wolfy?


not today my good man - would dearly love to though.

my good lady's folks are visiting so will have to nip off and meet them.

[AngelaMurphy]

I'd be up for that.

[Vincent Murphy]

it's graham norton's leaving do, should be a good one. What time will you be in Ange?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

yer_one and finnerty are very quiet today.

hmmm, i wonder what's going on there?

[Vincent Murphy]

yer_one and finnerty are very quiet today.

hmmm, i wonder what's going on there?

he's some man for one man.

she gets around doesn't she?

[tedobrien]

yer_one and finnerty are very quiet today.

hmmm, i wonder what's going on there?

What's going in there is that Finnerty and yer_one are the same person.

She's yet another bird who's only a figment of his imagination

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

he's an awful man - playing a jape on us like that

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

What's everyone up to for the weekend?

[Vincent Murphy]

i do pronounce it to be the most whimsical jape of the season.

well ted, i for one am going out getting rubbered this evening.

[Vincent Murphy]

by Ted I meant Wolfy.

[AngelaMurphy]

I'm going on my hols on Sunday - a week in Youghal.

[Vincent Murphy]

I'm going on my hols on Sunday - a week in Youghal.

nice one - will you be frequenting Spinners, the Moby Willy and Gigi's with Dagsy?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

nice one - will you be frequenting Spinners, the Moby Willy and Gigi's with Dagsy?

You have to visit Spinners Ang - sure you can even bring your own grog in there and they don't mind.

[AngelaMurphy]

it's graham norton's leaving do, should be a good one. What time will you be in Ange?

I should be there for about sammy o'clock.

[Vincent Murphy]

You have to visit Spinners Ang - sure you can even bring your own grog in there and they don't mind.

And try to avoid leaving Ted alone with the Doors video..

Him and his conical head.

[Vincent Murphy]

I should be there for about sammy o'clock.

lets try not to spend €250 in half an hour on Sammies this time..

[fintan fogerty]

Lads, I see I'm being falsely accused again. By the same fellas who didn't show up last Sunday. And Yer_one is way too old for me anyway. And the gowl fancies her so much that he'd give me a stuffer on the nose if I so much as PMed her. This weekend I'm not sure. Might have a few sherries at some stage. Open to suggestions as it's all quiet on the Russell front.

[AngelaMurphy]

nice one - will you be frequenting Spinners, the Moby Willy and Gigi's with Dagsy?

Nah - I've been barred from Gigis ever since I kicked Dick Spring the bouncer up the arse :cry:

[Vincent Murphy]

I can'ty believe Russell still hasn't made an appearance..

[Vincent Murphy]

Nah - I've been barred from Gigis ever since I kicked Dick Spring the bouncer up the arse :cry:

crap you won't be able to do the Bat out of Hell dance!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

lets try not to spend €250 in half an hour on Sammies this time..


A Cafe Opera - the choice of champions

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I can'ty believe Russell still hasn't made an appearance..


i know - where is he???

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Nah - I've been barred from Gigis ever since I kicked Dick Spring the bouncer up the arse :cry:


haven't thought about Dick Spring in about 10 years - brilliant!!!

[Vincent Murphy]

haven't thought about Dick Spring in about 10 years - brilliant!!!

hehe he was some langball.

Remember Russell in the minibus to Gigi's?

"You're labouring the gears!"

[fintan fogerty]

He chucked me out for doing a speed dance to "tie a yellow ribbon"

[Vincent Murphy]

He chucked me out for doing a speed dance to "tie a yellow ribbon"

they'd be out of business if he chucked everyone out who did a speed dance to "tie a yellow ribbon"

[tedobrien]

Yeah, I think that he barred me 'cos I clipped someone on a sprint for the jacks

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

they'd be out of business if he chucked everyone out who did a speed dance to "tie a yellow ribbon"

Finnerty - remember the two of us nearly got arrested for letting the air out of Ted's tires down in Youghal one Christmas? Ted could have hung us - but he didn't think of it. Great days!!

[fintan fogerty]

Do you remember when Vince spewed all along the wall in Spinners. He spewed three times his body weight.

[tedobrien]

Finnerty - remember the two of us nearly got arrested for letting the air out of Ted's tires down in Youghal one Christmas? Ted could have hung us - but he didn't think of it. Great days!!

Whoever did that is a little bollox.

And they have no respect for anyone.

[fintan fogerty]

Finnerty - remember the two of us nearly got arrested for letting the air out of Ted's tires down in Youghal one Christmas? Ted could have hung us - but he didn't think of it. Great days!!

Yeah that was great. It took the filth quite a while to leave us go. Didn't one of us say "what's it got to do with you anywat?" That got them all riled up.

[Vincent Murphy]

Do you remember when Vince spewed all along the wall in Spinners. He spewed three times his body weight.

was that after i was doing laps?

ted's projectile outside spinners was far more impressive.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Yeah that was great. It took the filth quite a while to leave us go. Didn't one of us say "what's it got to do with you anywat?" That got them all riled up.

yeah - he looked like a young enough fella and i giggled when he asked what we were up to so i was quite cheeky - until he showed us his ID - i wasn't such a laughy boy after that!

[thegillabbeygowl]

Can i come with my shotgun?

[AngelaMurphy]

Remember that's when Ted found out that Vince had qui'ed his sister.

[tedobrien]

was that after i was doing laps?

ted's projectile outside spinners was far more impressive.

No I remember going into the jacks after your one. I thought that you had tried to sign your name on the wall.

[Vincent Murphy]

Can i come with my shotgun?

gowl boy, you know you're always more than welcome at any Boys oh boys event.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

spurt

[Vincent Murphy]

No I remember going into the jacks after your one. I thought that you had tried to sign your name on the wall.

I only got as far as Vinc.

[thegillabbeygowl]

gowl boy, you know you're always more than welcome at any Boys oh boys event.

Seeing as i have no idea who ye are,I'll decline.

[Vincent Murphy]

Seeing as i have no idea who ye are,I'll decline.

well you're the only PROC poster with a 100% attendance record so far - do you really want to lose that?

[thegillabbeygowl]

well you're the only PROC poster with a 100% attendance record so far - do you really want to lose that?

Yes i do,
I'm no going into The Brog,I have more respect for myself.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Remember that's when Ted found out that Vince had qui'ed his sister.

Vince never did that did he?

[Vincent Murphy]

Vince never did that did he?

no.

[tedobrien]

Remember that's when Ted found out that Vince had qui'ed his sister.

Come here to me Angela, 'til I puck the head off you.

[Vincent Murphy]

Come here to me Angela, 'til I puck the head off you.

you wouldn't hit a big fat girl would you?