Boys oh boys

[fintan fogerty]

Hi Sicky!!!

[watermelon]

Hi Sicky!!!

Living like a student then

[fintan fogerty]

Yup Mells. And I have to say, it's bloody brilliant. Off for a pint now.

[watermelon]

I would if the DTs didn't affect me so much.

[Musical Paper Boy]

think i'll have a few this evening to get over the mid week hump

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

i'm in the mood for a midweek hump.

[kevinbitzz]

Yo!

[watermelon]

Why oh why must I be tortured by Kim Kardasian on the TV. Retreat to my room methinks.

FFS

[kevinbitzz]

Why oh why must I be tortured by Kim Kardasian on the TV. Retreat to my room methinks.

FFS

Night Mels

http://www.caraccessoriesan dsoftware.co.uk/ekmps/shops/audia4/images/castrol-gtx-10w-40-premium-engine-oil-a3-b4-4-litre-84-p.jpg

[Sick Boy]

Night Mels

http://www.caraccessoriesan dsoftware.co.uk/ekmps/shops/audia4/images/castrol-gtx-10w-40-premium-engine-oil-a3-b4-4-litre-84-p.jpg

:lol!:

[Vincent Murphy]

Hi

[Wallace]

Morning ...

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Why oh why must I be tortured by Kim Kardasian on the TV. Retreat to my room methinks.

FFS



i watched 20mins of geordie shore there the other night... reckon finner would love it.

[kevinbitzz]

tis no TOWIE Wolfy!!!

TOWIE is totes amaze!!!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

geordie shore is something else... they've a shed in the garden with a bed in it... and it's called "The Fuck Hut".

[kevinbitzz]

Cool, I presume thats where they keep the kindling and coal etc?


I did see one eppy of it a few days ago as well, tis well strange

[fintan fogerty]

I like Tallafornia.

[watermelon]

Afternoon,

Can't believe you guys watch that tripe. It's utter brain rot and it's can't even be classed as anthropological.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Afternoon,

Can't believe you guys watch that tripe. It's utter brain rot and it's can't even be classed as anthropological.

*camp voice* oooooooooooooooooooo ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhh

[watermelon]

*camp voice* oooooooooooooooooooo ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhh

I maybe blonde Wolfy and good looking. Don't stereotype me as being a complete air head

[Vincent Murphy]

Shut it bimbo :)

[AngelaMurphy]

Is mels an inti-lect-you-alistair lenihan?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I maybe blonde Wolfy and good looking. Don't stereotype me as being a complete air head



there's no 'maybe' about it mels!

however, there's nothing wrong with keeping up to date with popular culture either you know.

[fintan fogerty]

I love popular culture.

[Vincent Murphy]

Gene simmonses program is very good.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Is mels an inti-lect-you-alistair lenihan?

:lol!:

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I love popular culture.



mel needs to take that egg head of her's out of her hole.... in my respectful opinion

[AngelaMurphy]

It actually pisses me off a lot when people look down their nose at popular culture for the sake of it as it's the "intelligent" thing to do.

[watermelon]

there's no 'maybe' about it mels!

however, there's nothing wrong with keeping up to date with popular culture either you know.


TOWIE and all that bilge is more trash culture.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

TOWIE and all that bilge is more trash culture.

have you watched it?

[watermelon]

It actually pisses me off a lot when people look down their nose at popular culture for the sake of it as it's the "intelligent" thing to do.


It's not an intelligence thing - you're talking to a girl who keeps falling over and doesn't have her own front teeth Horris

[watermelon]

have you watched it?

I have seen eppys of it. My flatmate is a big fan.

[AngelaMurphy]

It's not an intelligence thing - you're talking to a girl who keeps falling over and doesn't have her own front teeth

So how do you explain hating it for the sake of hating it if its not regurgitating the popular intellectual point of view?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Afternoon,

Can't believe you guys watch that tripe. It's utter brain rot and it's can't even be classed as anthropological.

I maybe blonde Wolfy and good looking. Don't stereotype me as being a complete air head

I have seen eppys of it. My flatmate is a big fan.

you're an enigma meller.

[watermelon]

So how do you explain hating it for the sake of hating it if its not regurgitating the popular intellectual point of view?

Well hate is a bit strong but there is other stuff I'd rather listen to or watch.

[Vincent Murphy]

Do you like it a bit melly?

[kevinbitzz]

Fuck sake Meller,

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

*laps at meller's minge like a kitten with a saucer of milk*

[watermelon]

*laps at meller's minge like a kitten with a saucer of milk*


http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS xosozYpJ-SkNU7XpYfXvRzfPwT0jS X88dXwOCRThRkpYnb2cn wdLLFtpPGQ

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

that was a joke meller.

you're like my twin sister.

[watermelon]

I'm no way near being like your twin sister.

Firstly, I'm not obsessed with poo.

Secondly, I don't have a warped mind.

Thirdly......it'll come to me..

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I'm no way near being like your twin sister.

Firstly, I'm not obsessed with poo.

Secondly, I don't have a warped mind.

Thirdly......it'll come to me..



Firstly, I'm not obsessed with poo.

Secondly, Yes you do - you want to fuck your twin brother.

[watermelon]

I do like Celebrity Juice though

ShaTing

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

that's fairly high brow alright mel.

[Vincent Murphy]

i noticed that geordie shore was on TV last night. Didn't watch it though. Is it any good?

[watermelon]

Morning BoBs

Complete shoe fail in snow. Didn't look so bad when I looked out the window so sported some white converse.

Came out to the Surrey countryside - easily about 2 inches.

Boy do I look like a spanner.

[Vincent Murphy]

Nice wet socks mels?

[watermelon]

They not wet surprisingly but damn cold.

[Vincent Murphy]

Friday, payday, tremenny. Might go shopping for shoes. And really shouldn't put off my haircut any longer. Otherwise no plans for the weekend except sport and beer.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

i noticed that geordie shore was on TV last night. Didn't watch it though. Is it any good?

it's fairly terrible tbh.

funny for the comedy accent and the fact that the guys talk about nothing but fucking gash.... and there's a shed in the garden called "the fuck hut"

[AngelaMurphy]

it's fairly terrible tbh.

funny for the comedy accent and the fact that the guys talk about nothing but fucking gash.... and there's a shed in the garden called "the fuck hut"

Had a weekend in Newcastle 2 years ago. I'd say its easier to fuck gash there than at a Finnish swingers convention.

[Vincent Murphy]

Will set a reminder for the next one.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Had a weekend in Newcastle 2 years ago. I'd say its easier to fuck gash there than at a Finnish swingers convention.



well, all the birds in it are aching for cock... and these guys are complete hilly knobends (not in the way that the bobs might mince it up... )

and the guys talk about pennying flange relentlessly...

and it shows them fucking on the show with the green night vision cams....

[tedobrien]

well, all the birds in it are aching for cock... and these guys are complete hilly knobends (not in the way that the bobs might mince it up... )

and the guys talk about pennying flange relentlessly...

and it shows them fucking on the show with the green night vision cams....

I've heard that they even have a 'Fuck hut' in it.

It sounds like it's trying to appeal to the lowest common denominator.
I almost feel that even just posting about it on the Proc is beneath me.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I've heard that they even have a 'Fuck hut' in it.

It sounds like it's trying to appeal to the lowest common denominator.
I almost feel that even just posting about it on the Proc is beneath me.



*watches ted thrash furiously in front of geordie shore on the telly*

[tedobrien]

*watches ted thrash furiously in front of geordie shore on the telly*

I never claimed that I was above having a tug to it, just that I find it's tawdriness and vulgarity absolutely appalling.

Frankly, I find the idea of people watching these sort of shows while not having a tug rather sickening.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I never claimed that I was above having a tug to it, just that I find it's tawdriness and vulgarity absolutely appalling.

Frankly, I find the idea of people watching these sort of shows while not having a tug rather sickening.



Well, yes, it's a little crass and boorish... but it's pretty funny... and you've got to admire folks for behaving like that when they know it's being broadcast to all the friends and family...and recorded in the annals for eternity... it's pretty brave if anything.

[Sick Boy]

Well, yes, it's a little crass and boorish... but it's pretty funny... and you've got to admire folks for behaving like that when they know it's being broadcast to all the friends and family...and recorded in the annals for eternity... it's pretty brave if anything.

it's not brave if you're a neanderthal and you don't know any better

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

it's not brave if you're a neanderthal and you don't know any better



don't assume that just because they're from newcastle that they're idiots.....


i think they're modern day heros.

[Wallace]

Friday Wha ?

Cask Festival this evening in the Well

YaaaaaY !!!!


Morning all ....

[watermelon]

Friday Wha ?

Cask Festival this evening in the Well

YaaaaaY !!!!


Morning all ....



http://www.empireonline.com/images/features/100greatestcharacter s/photos/63.jpg

[Sick Boy]

don't assume that just because they're from newcastle that they're idiots.....


i think they're modern day heros.

I've been to Newcastle twice on stags, a horrible place. Some lovely people there but a rake of scumbags as well.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I've been to Newcastle twice on stags, a horrible place. Some lovely people there but a rake of scumbags as well.

pretty much everywhere north of cambridge is like that in my experience.


get any gash?

[Sick Boy]

pretty much everywhere north of cambridge is like that in my experience.


get any gash?

No I was in a relationship at the time, and didn't want to come back with AIDS

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

might have been a hard one to explain away alright.

[fintan fogerty]

Hi guys. Just woke up. Another super night's boozing last night. Heading to stade de france tomorrow, might try to find long johns.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Hi guys. Just woke up. Another super night's boozing last night. Heading to stade de france tomorrow, might try to find long johns.

i bought some on the interweb a few days ago.

[watermelon]

Buchaill used to wear them.

Major passion killer

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Buchaill used to wear them.

Major passion killer


you'd prefer a cock with frostbite?

[watermelon]

you'd prefer a cock with frostbite?

Well next time you are with a girl and she has her manky off white bra on you think about your long johns.

[watermelon]

Had 2 pints of Carling at lunch by a fire.

Could have stayed there.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Well next time you are with a girl and she has her manky off white bra on you think about your long johns.



i'll probby be more interested in what's inside the bra than pondering over the textile colour tbh. and if the tits had frost bite my proud erection would almost certainly wilt like a september sunflower.

[watermelon]

i'll probby be more interested in what's inside the bra than pondering over the textile colour tbh. and if the tits had frost bite my proud erection would almost certainly wilt like a september sunflower.


Really?

That's kinda refreshing to hear. Women feel under such pressure to wear nice underwear.

[Wallace]

http://www.empireonline.com/images/features/100greatestcharacter s/photos/63.jpg

Aww shucks


That's exactly like me and all

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Really?

That's kinda refreshing to hear. Women feel under such pressure to wear nice underwear.


i'm like a walk on a crispy winters morning mel.



as long as there's not a great big skid on them i'm not really bothered tbh.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

if there was a skid on the bra that would deffy be a passion killer*

























*i.e. for her when i start licking it off...

[watermelon]

if there was a skid on the bra that would deffy be a passion killer*

























*i.e. for her when i start licking it off...


http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS xS4_Fl-mu3IsDSOAu1IiYXvaiDU bFhqkjqv0pisFcx5NxyT vg0_NnpxOP

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS xS4_Fl-mu3IsDSOAu1IiYXvaiDU bFhqkjqv0pisFcx5NxyT vg0_NnpxOP

http://www.ekmpowershop11.c om/ekmps/shops/giftsforu/images/bad-taste-bear-willy-290-p.jpg

[fintan fogerty]

Grand slam for me this week (boozing every night)

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

*heart pangs with jeally*

[watermelon]

http://www.ekmpowershop11.c om/ekmps/shops/giftsforu/images/bad-taste-bear-willy-290-p.jpg

Just guffawed out loud in the office you langer.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Just guffawed out loud in the office you langer.

*cuddles mel*

i love you sis.

[watermelon]

*cuddles mel*

i love you sis.


SHATING!

*ruffles Wolfys hair*

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

:)

[kevinbitzz]

Have a good weekend everyone :)

[watermelon]

Wish I could share the monumental marketing fuck up on bill board opposite me.

[kevinbitzz]

what is it Meller?

[watermelon]

I'll post when I get home

[kevinbitzz]

ahhhhhh


thought you were home,

[AngelaMurphy]

longest commute ever.

[kevinbitzz]

longest commute ever.

I'm kinda worried now :(

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

she must have walked past a begger last night and went back to his place...

[watermelon]

But the sex was amazing wolfy

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

glad to hear you're still alive...

[watermelon]

Yes I am. Off to Acton of all places.

I look stunning in todays new purchases.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

how was acton? get any cock?

[watermelon]

Not that kinda party. It was a 40th.

[kevinbitzz]

Yo Mamma

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Not that kinda party. It was a 40th.

I think 40 year olds have genitals afaik

[kevinbitzz]

I'll feckin be 40 soon!!!!

[Langer Dan]

:(

[kevinbitzz]

Correct Dan :(

[kevinbitzz]

Oh yeah,


i've no work til the 23rd of Feb :)

[Langer Dan]

Jawb!!!

[kevinbitzz]

chalk it :)

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

*shoves chalk up bitzer's botttom*

[Musical Paper Boy]

monday mindy :(

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

this is going to be the longest week of my life i reckon

[Musical Paper Boy]

dinner tmrw night wolfy? (not with me-with a bit of hot stuff)

[Vincent Murphy]

Sodom and gomorny

[Musical Paper Boy]

Sodom and gomorny

:lol!: nice one vince

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

dinner tmrw night wolfy? (not with me-with a bit of hot stuff)



doubt it very much...

http://7reasons.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Tesco-Value-Valentines-Car.gif

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Sodom and gomorny

:lol!::lol!::lol!::l ol!:

[Sick Boy]

morny!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

bonjour sicky.... how the hell are ya?

[kevinbitzz]

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhh!!!!!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhh!!!!!

what's up fuck features?

[Sick Boy]

bonjour sicky.... how the hell are ya?

i'm in a bad state, had a heavy enough weekend of drinking and hooring around, good craic though, how's things?

[fintan fogerty]

Another night of half sleep :(

Might do a week off booze as I drank every night last week.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

i'm in a bad state, had a heavy enough weekend of drinking and hooring around, good craic though, how's things?



grand.

i had 3 nights in a row of sitting on my sofa getting minged... :|


feeling fairly depressed now.

[Wallace]

morny all !!!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

waller!!

[Wallace]

Wolfer !!!


How the hell are ya ?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

i'm fine waller.

i'm fairly bored at the moment...

i'm doing a this morning that a 17 year old temp would begrudge doing... :(

[Wallace]

i'm fine waller.

i'm fairly bored at the moment...

i'm doing a this morning that a 17 year old temp would begrudge doing... :(
Servicing the 90 year old boss ???


Sad to hear it ,

I on the other hand am doing lots of thankless work , that's just annoying ,


is there anything in the office that could distract you from the Boredom of the task ?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

i've arranged a load of paperclips into the shape of a bus stop willy

[Wallace]

i've arranged a load of paperclips into the shape of a bus stop willy


Could you melt the paper clips and use them to cast a mold of your penis ? For the exclusive line Of BoB Dildos ?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Could you melt the paper clips and use them to cast a mold of your penis ? For the exclusive line Of BoB Dildos ?

here's a bob dildo


http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/p-jokes/toilet/poo-long-sheen.jpg

[Wallace]

Yes Wolfy

But that's not for the exclusive line . Y'know the premium brand bob dildos


That ones the cheap shit ...

[watermelon]

I have used today to write some code for a new job so sent that off to be reviewed. Fingers crosssed.

Suppose I should do an hour or two on actual work this afternoon.

[watermelon]

Another night of half sleep :(

Might do a week off booze as I drank every night last week.


Me too. About 3 hours sleep :-(

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Me too. About 3 hours sleep :-(


couldn't go to sleep til late or woke up early?

[watermelon]

At 2AM I got up and took a 1/4 of a sleeping pill (didn't want to wake up too drowsy) and listened to ...don't laugh...but ...I rather like Melvyn Bragg's In Our Time ...it nods me off ...so I put on one of his podcasts...I dosed mostly but think I got about 3 hours of sleep.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

i like melvyn bragg's podcasts also mel.

usually about some obscure mayan chief or vikings travelling down the volga

[watermelon]

i like melvyn bragg's podcasts also mel.

usually about some obscure mayan chief or vikings travelling down the volga


Yes I remember that one too.

Last night I listened to the Ptolemy one.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

haven't heard that one.

he's pretty good.

there's another good history one... 'things they didn't teach you in history class'.... has some nice obscure stuff... fairly bite sized... 15 mins or so... the golem of prague... spring heeled jack... it's a bit lighter than melvy

[watermelon]

Nice one.

Will check it out.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

do you think i'm your favourite bob today?

[watermelon]

You're the only BoB today.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

You're the only BoB today.

answer the question ya bitch

[watermelon]

You Bobs need to sort this out http://www.independent.ie/lifestyle/independent-woman/beauty/irish-men-bottom-of-beauty-league-3017444.html

[Sick Boy]

You Bobs need to sort this out http://www.independent.ie/lifestyle/independent-woman/beauty/irish-men-bottom-of-beauty-league-3017444.html

We're the exception to the rule meller

[watermelon]

Don't I know sicky

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

in fairness.... there's some fierce savages in ireland...

[watermelon]

Few bate with the ugly stick alright.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

:lol!:


only 6% of thenordies get left in

:lol!:

[Sick Boy]

I might be savage, but I'm no savage.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I might be savage, but I'm no savage.

well, obviously you're not a savage sicky....

but you see the state of some fellas around... they make the dirty gary look good





http://www.themockdock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Image-183.png

[Sick Boy]

Hey youuuuuu guuuuuuuuuuys!

[watermelon]

well, obviously you're not a savage sicky....

but you see the state of some fellas around... they make the dirty gary look good





http://www.themockdock.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Image-183.png

Oie.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

only joshing mel... it's good for moral.


am i still your fave bob today?

[Sick Boy]

only joshing mel... it's good for moral.


am i still your fave bob today?

step aside wolfy, sicky's here now.

[watermelon]

only joshing mel... it's good for moral.


am i still your fave bob today?

Let's not rush things

[kevinbitzz]

High

[king of the BONGO]

hey faggots

[Wallace]

You Bobs need to sort this out http://www.independent.ie/lifestyle/independent-woman/beauty/irish-men-bottom-of-beauty-league-3017444.html

hahahah


" 9 out of ten Irish men { who couldn't get a girlfriend so tried to use the internetz , their friend throughout their teenage social isolation years} Were rejected from the Beautiful people website for being too ugly "



Heheheheh



It's true Mels ,

All the good looking ones are married or gay ..... :lol

[watermelon]

Wish I could share the monumental marketing fuck up on bill board opposite me.


Here it finally is. It looks like a burnt arse.

http://i39.tinypic.com/yc5lf.jpg

[Vincent Murphy]

Happy vallington melly.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

hahahah


" 9 out of ten Irish men { who couldn't get a girlfriend so tried to use the internetz , their friend throughout their teenage social isolation years} Were rejected from the Beautiful people website for being too ugly "



Heheheheh



It's true Mels ,

All the good looking ones are married or gay ..... :lol


:lol!:

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

http://www.geekologie.com/2011/06/superficial-dating-site-beautifulpeoplec.php

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Happy vallington melly.



oh yes,

happy valley of elah day mellerooo.


any cock lined up for this evening?

[watermelon]

Happy vallington melly.

oh yes,

happy valley of elah day mellerooo.


any cock lined up for this evening?

Thanks you guys.

Besos to all the BoBs.

I have a run lined up this evening.

[kevinbitzz]

Morning :)

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Thanks you guys.

Besos to all the BoBs.

I have a run lined up this evening.



You'll surely have a go off your vibrator though?

[fintan fogerty]

A run up and down a cock with the inside of your minge?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

A run up and down a cock with the inside of your minge?

:lol!::lol!::lol!:

[fintan fogerty]

Hi Wolf

[Vincent Murphy]

Heehehe

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

hey finbot

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

ffs... this facebook timeline thing looks like bilge...

am so close to deactivating my account..

[kevinbitzz]

mine hasn't changed yet thankfully,


reckon it probby will soonish though :(

[watermelon]

So I went and past the coding test (5% pass rate). Have interview next week.

I'm bricking it, been 2 years since last interview.

[king of the BONGO]

A run up and down a cock with the inside of your minge?

:lol!:

[king of the BONGO]

So I went and past the coding test (5% pass rate). Have interview next week.

I'm bricking it, been 2 years since last interview.

congrats. sounds like your current place is a bit of a nightmare.

[watermelon]

Total nightmare.

I'm bricking this interview.

[fintan fogerty]

Happy Vallies Mels.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

good luck mellington!

you'll do great!!!

[watermelon]

Happy Vallies Mels.

Right back at you stud muffin.

good luck mellington!

you'll do great!!!

It would be awesome, its about a 10 minute cycle away.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

10 mins from where?

[watermelon]

From home. It's central

[AngelaMurphy]

where ever she lays her minge, that's her home.

[watermelon]

where ever she lays her minge, that's her home.

And that would be most of SE1 then Ange.

Happy Vally Angie

[AngelaMurphy]

You too mels. How many valley porks so far today?

[watermelon]

I'm swotting for a job interview :-(

No porking.

Thought you'd be up to your neck in it tonight?

[Sick Boy]

Evening

[fintan fogerty]

Sicky

[AngelaMurphy]

I'm swotting for a job interview :-(

No porking.

Thought you'd be up to your neck in it tonight?

Up to my neck? Pervert.

[Vincent Murphy]

Guys

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Up to my neck? Pervert.

her maj's vag

[watermelon]

Morning,

Wonderful day today. Officially now debt free.

*sings mantra*

credit card limit is not a target
credit card limit is not a target

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

well done meller!!

go out and buy yourself a pair of louboutins as a little celebratory treat... a little decadence never hurt anyone!!

[Vincent Murphy]

Well done mels

If I was in londy I'd pop round later with a bottle of minge-pagne.

[watermelon]

well done meller!!

go out and buy yourself a pair of louboutins as a little celebratory treat... a little decadence never hurt anyone!!


Spent £200 on underwear at the weekend so that's my treat.

[kevinbitzz]

Pics or GTFO


and


Morning folks :)

[watermelon]

Well done mels

If I was in londy I'd pop round later with a bottle of minge-pagne.


Love it

[Vincent Murphy]

Hi bitz

[kevinbitzz]

Yo Vince

[kevinbitzz]

So what is everyone up to?


I'm sitting at home, waiting for DHL,

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

what's arriving bitzer?

i ordered a load of tshirts there on amazon... great quality for insanely cheap...

[kevinbitzz]

nowt arriving Wolfer, they are making a collection,


Story with the Tees?


linkaroo?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

just plain cotton tshirts... quality is great... and works out about £2-3 incl postage

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Fruit-Loom-Super-Premium-T-Shirt/dp/B0042QGW7S/ref=pd_rhf_se_shvl1

[kevinbitzz]

cool,

might get a few for the summer, unsure of what size though?

but then again, i'll be in Ireland,


So i might just get a coat with a hood

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

cool,

might get a few for the summer, unsure of what size though?

but then again, i'll be in Ireland,


So i might just get a coat with a hood


i go for the medium which is nice and fitted, but not tight enough to see if my nipples are erect.

just buy one in the size you think... and if it's right then just get a few more.

[kevinbitzz]

I suppose i could chance an L and XL, and go from there,

in Gap the XL are about right

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

you could finally bin that metallica one then

[Wallace]

Hup ow dat !!

[kevinbitzz]

Indeed i could Wolfy


Hi Waller

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I'm eating a Muller corner (cherry compote)

[watermelon]

Booked a table for myself and Dirty Gary last night.






















Took him ages to pot all the reds.

BOOM BOOM.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Booked a table for myself and Dirty Gary last night.







Took him ages to pot all the reds.

BOOM BOOM.



i'd say he potted the brown straight away though...

[fintan fogerty]

I bet he made the snooker table laugh. Had his hands in the pockets all night, tickling/scratching the balls. (because of the crabs).

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I bet he made the snooker table laugh. Had his hands in the pockets all night, tickling/scratching the balls. (because of the crabs).

:lol!::lol!::lol!:

[watermelon]

i'd say he potted the brown straight away though...

Take the obvious joke anyway

[kevinbitzz]

Evening :)


Just had a bit of a wander, nice auld evening

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Take the obvious joke anyway

low hanging fruit mel... godda nail the easy shit early

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

how are all you muthafuckas today?

[Vincent Murphy]

Ok Wolfy

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Ok Wolfy

good to hear!






http://www.liviko.ee/public/Product_Images_Previ ew/salmiakki/.gallery_pictures/ViruValge_Salmiakki_ 500ml_s.jpg

[watermelon]

Morning.

Loving the Spring feeling that's kinda coming. It's getting nice and bright in the mornings.

ShaTing

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

you've a sparkle in your eyes and some colour in your cheeks meller...

you been masturbating?

[watermelon]

you've a sparkle in your eyes and some colour in your cheeks meller...

you been masturbating?


Haha.

No. Not been feeling it lately.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Haha.

No. Not been feeling it lately.



you need to spend a bit more time on the proc.

that'll get you fired up.

[fintan fogerty]

Morning friends.

[Vincent Murphy]

haha nice pic wolly. Its Estonian though.

[watermelon]

Morning friends.


Fabby Finneraoo

How are oooo?

[watermelon]

Lads ye ever do the Lisdoonvarna Matchmaking fest?

(clearly you guys dont need it)

Heard a hilarious podcast about it the last night.
One guy exclaimed to "Dhera, I can hold a conversation from science to slurry"

The heart melts.

[fintan fogerty]

Fabby Finneraoo

How are oooo?


I'm absolutely super Mels. As I'm sure you are, what with this kicking ass all aound you on the work front.

Didn't last on the week without booze. Had 3 pints last night.

[fintan fogerty]

Lads ye ever do the Lisdoonvarna Matchmaking fest?

(clearly you guys dont need it)

Heard a hilarious podcast about it the last night.
One guy exclaimed to "Dhera, I can hold a conversation from science to slurry"

The heart melts.


I'd say Sicky would be in to that sort of thing.

[Vincent Murphy]

Would it be dangerous to go into a three day fest having not been properly hammied for almost 8 weeks?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

slurry?

[fintan fogerty]

Would it be dangerous to go into a three day fest having not been properly hammied for almost 8 weeks?


No, it'd be absolutely brilly. You'd come out of the traps on fire.

[Vincent Murphy]

Ok good stuff.

Was wondering if I should get a box of wine on the way home and try to drink all of it tomorrow night.

[watermelon]

Would it be dangerous to go into a three day fest having not been properly hammied for almost 8 weeks?

Yes.

Do it.

slurry?


Yes slurry.

[watermelon]

Ok good stuff.

Was wondering if I should get a box of wine on the way home and try to drink all of it tomorrow night.


Dont look finner

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

No, it'd be absolutely brilly. You'd come out of the traps on fire.

i kinda agree with finner.



you'd be a like a tasmanian devil

[Vincent Murphy]

Have you ever had a nice wine from a box finner?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Dont look finner



you're such a snob meller.

[fintan fogerty]

Dont look finner


Hahaha, I'm not averse to a box of wine Mels. I go right up and down the scale on the wine front.

Was at a Chrimbo party this year and I was in charge of bringing wine. FFS, it was going to be more expensive that the meal;

So I showed up with 2 boxes at 5e a pop.

The Frenchies asked me if I was joking.

I said I was joking by getting them but I brought nothing else to drink.

[Vincent Murphy]

You hoping I'll die melly?

Yes.

Do it.




Yes slurry.

[Vincent Murphy]

i kinda agree with finner.



you'd be a like a tasmanian devil

Yay!

[Vincent Murphy]

Hehe

Hahaha, I'm not averse to a box of wine Mels. I go right up and down the scale on the wine front.

Was at a Chrimbo party this year and I was in charge of bringing wine. FFS, it was going to be more expensive that the meal;

So I showed up with 2 boxes at 5e a pop.

The Frenchies asked me if I was joking.

I said I was joking by getting them but I brought nothing else to drink.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Hahaha, I'm not averse to a box of wine Mels. I go right up and down the scale on the wine front.

Was at a Chrimbo party this year and I was in charge of bringing wine. FFS, it was going to be more expensive that the meal;

So I showed up with 2 boxes at 5e a pop.

The Frenchies asked me if I was joking.

I said I was joking by getting them but I brought nothing else to drink.



and... i bet everyone got hammered and had a great night!!




and by 'everyone' i really just mean 'you'.

[fintan fogerty]

Everyone got hammied but before me.

[watermelon]

you're such a snob meller.


Yes I am.

It's not like I like drinking pint bottles of cider or anything.

Only champagne all the way for me.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

almost perfect so.

[Vincent Murphy]

Ever take a sneaky swig of gaz's white spirits melly?

[AngelaMurphy]

Ever take a sneaky swig of gaz's white spirits melly?

There'll be more than a sneaky swig of the BoB's ones next weekend, wha!?

[Vincent Murphy]

Blatant swigs probby ange!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

There'll be more than a sneaky swig of the BoB's ones next weekend, wha!?

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[fintan fogerty]

Bare faced swigs, Vince.