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kevinbitzz
11-08-2011, 04:40 PM
whose face would you sellotape onto the front of your oragami frigate?

Tetley,

fintan fogerty
11-08-2011, 04:41 PM
What was that blowie story Wolf?

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
11-08-2011, 04:43 PM
Fucking hell, I must have missed that blowie story. What was it Wolf?

martin when meller knocked out her front teeth? well, something like that wasn't every got to stem her insatiable desire for porking and giving felly... so in the middle of a porksession she used DG's shaft to floss the gap between her eye teeth.

fintan fogerty
11-08-2011, 04:46 PM
Euuuuhhhhhggggggg. If a gummy lady was trying to give me a blowie, I'd say no way.

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
11-08-2011, 04:53 PM
Euuuuhhhhhggggggg. If a gummy lady was trying to give me a blowie, I'd say no way.

And she had the audacity to call me a 'leper'!

However, I reckon meller would still give a tremenny felly even without her teeth.

TheHands
11-08-2011, 05:04 PM
WTF is 'rightsize'?

It's what Wolly and I are going to implement. Automate manual processes, rightshore or automate low value repeatable activities, process redesign. But you have to be willing to accept business change Melly, can you handle that?

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
11-08-2011, 05:07 PM
It's what Wolly and I are going to implement. Automate manual processes, rightshore or automate low value repeatable activities, process redesign. But you have to be willing to accept business change Melly, can you handle that?



*high 5s handsy*


we'll have meller working in a call centre in Calcutta before she knows what hit her!

watermelon
11-08-2011, 05:10 PM
I have automated pipelines and all that shit.
Continous Integration is the technical term you are looking for.

Next?

watermelon
11-08-2011, 05:13 PM
Euuuuhhhhhggggggg. If a gummy lady was trying to give me a blowie, I'd say no way.

If you believe that turnip then you can add 'ape' to the list

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
11-08-2011, 05:14 PM
I have automated pipelines and all that shit.
Continous Integration is the technical term you are looking for.

Next?



Tell us something we don't know.

watermelon
11-08-2011, 05:15 PM
Euuuuhhhhhggggggg. If a gummy lady was trying to give me a blowie, I'd say no way.

If you believe that turnip then you can add 'ape' to the list next to humanist

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
11-08-2011, 05:17 PM
If you believe that turnip then you can add 'ape' to the list

ok meller... tell us what actually happened then!

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
11-08-2011, 05:20 PM
just overheard one of the potential rightsizing victims in my current place say it was "disgusting [how they were being treated]"... the old cow.

fintan fogerty
11-08-2011, 05:23 PM
But you said he had a good memory!

watermelon
11-08-2011, 05:27 PM
You still have not really said what it means.

I think you said 'automate manual tasks'

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
11-08-2011, 05:29 PM
But you said he had a good memory!

she did say it.

i just wolferised the story by using phrases like 'flossing between her eye teeth'.

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
11-08-2011, 05:32 PM
You still have not really said what it means.

I think you said 'automate manual tasks'

it's simply a nicer way of saying 'downsizing'...howev er instead of willy nilly slashing x% of the work force it's just reducing the number of employees to the point where it's the 'right' number to carry out existing operations.

trim the fat so to speak.

TheHands
11-08-2011, 06:42 PM
Melly - this is what the Wolf and I do for a living... we can handle it from here.

TheHands
11-08-2011, 06:49 PM
just overheard one of the potential rightsizing victims in my current place say it was "disgusting [how they were being treated]"... the old cow.

Have the unions stuck their beaks in yet?

AngelaMurphy
11-08-2011, 11:45 PM
Anybody want a fuck?

fintan fogerty
12-08-2011, 12:58 AM
Speak to Melly.

AngelaMurphy
12-08-2011, 01:04 AM
She's gone from my phone book :(

fintan fogerty
12-08-2011, 01:11 AM
I have her number.

AngelaMurphy
12-08-2011, 01:15 AM
Lob it up there finner boy. I'm hanging...

fintan fogerty
12-08-2011, 01:20 AM
I'd BBM it to you but the met might intercept it and find out that you're planning a riot in Meller's undercrackers.

AngelaMurphy
12-08-2011, 01:27 AM
There's a riot in her undercrackers and everyone's invited (apart from me :( )

Vincent Murphy
12-08-2011, 06:28 AM
morny. have a 4-day weekend, being eased into work slowly :)

watermelon
12-08-2011, 08:18 AM
Lob it up there finner boy. I'm hanging...
Couldn't have helped if I wanted to, I was otherwise engaged.

Think I have found my DG upgrade.

Vincent Murphy
12-08-2011, 08:32 AM
where did you meet him melly?

watermelon
12-08-2011, 08:36 AM
Saturday night, out.

Vincent Murphy
12-08-2011, 08:39 AM
were ye fighting over a HD tv?

English? Irish?

watermelon
12-08-2011, 08:42 AM
Smart arse.

He is from Brazil.

Vincent Murphy
12-08-2011, 08:47 AM
dubher? massive trout?

watermelon
12-08-2011, 08:49 AM
No and no.

Vincent Murphy
12-08-2011, 08:56 AM
is it wolfy?

watermelon
12-08-2011, 08:57 AM
Yes

Vincent Murphy
12-08-2011, 09:28 AM
:(

watermelon
12-08-2011, 12:06 PM
Balls.

Looks like I'll have to go to India in September.

watermelon
12-08-2011, 12:07 PM
Balls.

Looks like I'll have to go to India in September.

TheHands
12-08-2011, 12:32 PM
That's horrible. Which part? I hope it's not pune? I was asked to go last year (about 18 months ago) but said no, cos I knew I'd be kept there till the proj was done...

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
12-08-2011, 12:48 PM
Balls.

Looks like I'll have to go to India in September.

they've insects the size of mobile phones (i.e. ange and finner's mobile bricks) over there meller...

TheHands
12-08-2011, 12:56 PM
I got bitten by some hoors of bugs when I was there. My bird almost had to go to A&E with bites, and one of my friends birds had some tropical disease for almost a year... Can't even go for a walk on the streets there cos there's beggars, open sewers and no footpath anyway. We stayed in the top hotels everywhere we went, and even still it was horrid

TheHands
12-08-2011, 12:59 PM
Looking forward to seeing me today Wolly (did you really think you could come to North London and me not know about it?)

fintan fogerty
12-08-2011, 01:12 PM
Hands, who would you say is a bigger face around North London. You or Ange?

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
12-08-2011, 01:14 PM
Looking forward to seeing me today Wolly (did you really think you could come to North London and me not know about it?)

Are you not in Wales you shangalanger?

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
12-08-2011, 01:14 PM
Hands, who would you say is a bigger face around North London. You or Ange?

mick mccarthy.

TheHands
12-08-2011, 01:30 PM
Hands, who would you say is a bigger face around North London. You or Ange?

Without a doubt Hands - Ange has been driven out towards East London these days, N. London is my turf now.

fintan fogerty
12-08-2011, 01:39 PM
Are you as big a face as Pudgee?

watermelon
12-08-2011, 01:57 PM
That's horrible. Which part? I hope it's not pune? I was asked to go last year (about 18 months ago) but said no, cos I knew I'd be kept there till the proj was done...

Yes I think it is.

3 of my managers went a few weeks ago, best hotels, watched their food, drank bottled water and 2 of them ended up violently ill.

Can't say I'm looking forward to it.

TheHands
12-08-2011, 02:00 PM
I am North London Finner

TheHands
12-08-2011, 02:02 PM
Quit Meller

watermelon
12-08-2011, 02:04 PM
It'll only be for a week.

Anyway, it shows that my management have alot of trust in me so need to leverage that to become even more powerful.

Muawwww hahahahahaha

Jesus Im shattered, going to sleep at my desk.

ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz zzz

fintan fogerty
12-08-2011, 02:06 PM
I am North London Finner


:lol!:


Why did Ange move east? Couldn't hack N London anymore? Couldn't face competition from the Hands? Following the scenesters?

watermelon
12-08-2011, 02:08 PM
I am North London Finner

Green and leafy?

fintan fogerty
12-08-2011, 02:09 PM
They say a week Meller, to get you to go. Then it turns into indefinitely.



Did you meet your fella on the dancefloor or in the sex room? Had you seen his face when you agreed to meet up with him again?

watermelon
12-08-2011, 02:11 PM
I'm just going to oversee some socialisation of our new architecture and tech. stack.

Met on the dancefloor.

Yes I did smart hole.

TheHands
12-08-2011, 02:13 PM
They say a week Meller, to get you to go. Then it turns into indefinitely.



Did you meet your fella on the dancefloor or in the sex room? Had you seen his face when you agreed to meet up with him again?

Exactly right Finner - that's why I said no. They're a useless shower of cunts, so when you get sent over and they still fail to do fuck all, you'll get blamed Meller.

fintan fogerty
12-08-2011, 02:14 PM
You said earlier he had a tiny mickey. Could you elaborate, please?

TheHands
12-08-2011, 02:20 PM
:lol!:


Why did Ange move east? Couldn't hack N London anymore? Couldn't face competition from the Hands? Following the scenesters?

He didn't say - think he's just lost touch Finner, sad really :(

watermelon
12-08-2011, 02:20 PM
I so did not.

fintan fogerty
12-08-2011, 02:25 PM
Meller you said he wasn't a dubher and he had a tiny mickey. Is it the smallest (of the colossal amounts) you've seen?

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
12-08-2011, 02:26 PM
You said earlier he had a tiny mickey. Could you elaborate, please?

toothpick sized?

fintan fogerty
12-08-2011, 02:53 PM
When you saw his mickey for the first time, did you think it was just a bald patch in his pubes?

AngelaMurphy
12-08-2011, 02:54 PM
:lol!:


Why did Ange move east? Couldn't hack N London anymore? Couldn't face competition from the Hands? Following the scenesters?

North Londons best days are long behind it. The East is the place to be seen these days.

Plus I'm about to move even further east. You heard it here 1st.

fintan fogerty
12-08-2011, 02:57 PM
Going to Essex?

TheHands
12-08-2011, 03:03 PM
Meller you said he wasn't a dubher and he had a tiny mickey. Is it the smallest (of the colossal amounts) you've seen?

:lol!: is

TheHands
12-08-2011, 03:27 PM
Poor Ange - driven out of N London by The Hands. If I ever see you North of the river again I'll kick your ass. Good riddance

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
12-08-2011, 03:37 PM
Going to Essex?



Do it angie.

No riots. Fresh air. And the finest sluts this side of the thames.

TheHands
12-08-2011, 03:40 PM
Do it angie.

No riots. Fresh air. And the finest sluts this side of the thames.

Dunno Wolly - pensioners could start rioting about pension cuts any day now

watermelon
12-08-2011, 03:40 PM
Do it angie.

No riots. Fresh air. And the finest sluts this side of the thames.

These fine sluts don't mind if you have manky toenails, have severe hayfever problems, bad guts and a scabby scrotum.

You guys will be like Terry and June.

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
12-08-2011, 03:43 PM
These fine sluts don't mind if you have manky toenails, have severe hayfever problems, bad guts and a scabby scrotum.

You guys will be like Terry and June.



Who do you think keeps picking my scrotal scabs while they're noshing away meller?

watermelon
12-08-2011, 03:44 PM
Little bit of vom just came up.

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
12-08-2011, 03:44 PM
Dunno Wolly - pensioners could start rioting about pension cuts any day now

you've got a point handsy.

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
12-08-2011, 03:45 PM
little bit of vom just came up.

8)

kevinbitzz
14-08-2011, 02:55 PM
Hey,

Throat in danger after 2 days of beering in Liverpool.


Ange,

Essex is shit.

Vincent Murphy
14-08-2011, 03:17 PM
Your boys were pretty useless yesty bitz :)

kevinbitzz
14-08-2011, 03:21 PM
well they were ok in the 1st half,

2nd have was shocking....:sad:

Vincent Murphy
14-08-2011, 03:51 PM
The land should have nicked it in the last minute..

I've a good feeling united could go on the rampage today..

kevinbitzz
14-08-2011, 04:04 PM
ah, to be expected, always the same, everyone optimistic, and team fail to deliver,

Looks like i'll be at the next 2 games as well Aresnal away, Bolton home, :)


2 more draws probby :(

Vincent Murphy
14-08-2011, 04:19 PM
That's good attendance bitzer.

Could be close for 4th between the pool and the arse this year i'd say

kevinbitzz
14-08-2011, 04:24 PM
aye, llast 3 season avg about 18 to 20 games, 15ish at Anfield and 4 or 5 random games in London when up to nowt else!!

probby,

reckon tis 2 groups of 3 now,

Utd/City/Chelsea

Pool/Arsenal/Spurs

Vincent Murphy
14-08-2011, 04:39 PM
That's very impressive bitzy!

De gea could be the new taibi :(

kevinbitzz
14-08-2011, 04:42 PM
This season could be different, depends on work changes in the next 3 months etc :sad:

So i'm going to try to get a few games in at the start of the season,


Nah, reckon he is ok tbh. still young like..

Vincent Murphy
14-08-2011, 04:49 PM
Not sure, i'd be happy to give kusczak a shot to be perfy

kevinbitzz
14-08-2011, 04:53 PM
How's the new job going?

Is your house/flat/gaff littered with little bottles and toblerone wrappers at the moment?

Vincent Murphy
14-08-2011, 05:22 PM
Pretay good..

Had to work 8 to 5 today though but double pay..

Been knocking back the baileys miniatures like there's no tomorry all right

kevinbitzz
14-08-2011, 05:24 PM
lol


good stuff, and nice little choccy bars?

Vincent Murphy
14-08-2011, 05:29 PM
Yep, stuffing my piehole with tobly, mars and the Finnish equivalent of dairy milk.

fintan fogerty
14-08-2011, 05:39 PM
Get a few Mikka the Finish Rovers?

Musical Paper Boy
14-08-2011, 05:41 PM
I've a thirst for mini baileys now. Nice one vince!

Vincent Murphy
14-08-2011, 05:42 PM
Get a few Mikka the Finish Rovers?

:lol!:

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
15-08-2011, 09:48 AM
yo

watermelon
15-08-2011, 11:21 AM
Afternoon,

Good weekend with good mates, good food and lots of merriment.

Bit wrecked today.

How is everyone on this sunny day?

kevinbitzz
15-08-2011, 11:28 AM
Afternoon?

but yeah,

all is good, up, shopping done,

washing on,

wander about soonish,

but working tonight :sad:

Vincent Murphy
15-08-2011, 11:30 AM
Did a bit of a Helsinki pub crawl on Friday night, tremendous craic. Had a few pints watching the footy yesterday..

kevinbitzz
15-08-2011, 11:31 AM
Did a bit of a Helsinki pub crawl on Friday night, tremendous craic. Had a few pints watching the footy yesterday..

:shock:

Thats quite alot of those little bottles of baileys

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
15-08-2011, 11:36 AM
i drank a lot of gin on saturday night.

fintan fogerty
15-08-2011, 11:37 AM
Aftynoon.

Holiday here. Smashing day. Going to do some work anyway.


Didn't go out this weekend. Watched three rugger games on Saturday. No beer.


I had a dream last night we were on a fest in Helsy. I arrived a day earlier than everyone else and decided to just stay in my hotel room drinking cans the first night (don't know why I didn't call Vince). The next two nights were on the sleaze.

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
15-08-2011, 11:39 AM
:lol!: great dream!

kevinbitzz
15-08-2011, 11:42 AM
tee hee,

Poor Vince. :sad:

Vincent Murphy
15-08-2011, 11:53 AM
:shock:

Thats quite alot of those little bottles of baileys

I've built up quite a tolerance to those little baileys bottles already :(

Vincent Murphy
15-08-2011, 11:56 AM
i drank a lot of gin on saturday night.

started off with a couple of vodka and tonics on Friday, and then a Guinness in mollers

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
15-08-2011, 11:57 AM
you've always been a pretty tolerant guy in fairny.

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
15-08-2011, 12:00 PM
started off with a couple of vodka and tonics on Friday, and then a Guinness in mollers



nice one. any sluts suck your trout in the moller's jacks?

i had a few yaygees.

kevinbitzz
15-08-2011, 12:05 PM
I had quite a few Jameson's Friday night, none satty night, lesson was learned

Vincent Murphy
15-08-2011, 12:08 PM
nice one. any sluts suck your trout in the moller's jacks?

i had a few yaygees.

no, but a tasty enough bird tried to have it off with me while my RP was having a smoke, and then when I spotted her later she was eating the face off this other tasty bird..

Vincent Murphy
15-08-2011, 12:14 PM
nice one. any sluts suck your trout in the moller's jacks?

i had a few yaygees.

no, but a tasty enough bird tried to have it off with me while my RP was having a smoke, and then when I spotted her later she was eating the face off this other tasty bird..

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
15-08-2011, 12:56 PM
christ. i love helsinki.

Vincent Murphy
15-08-2011, 02:29 PM
found a couple of great new bars.

kevinbitzz
15-08-2011, 03:45 PM
mini bars?

arf!

Vincent Murphy
15-08-2011, 03:48 PM
:|

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
15-08-2011, 03:52 PM
it'd be brilly if you were a minnie bar manager in helsy.

Vincent Murphy
15-08-2011, 03:55 PM
just being a barmy in mollies would be almost as good.

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
15-08-2011, 03:58 PM
you're right. effectively the same thing.

Vincent Murphy
15-08-2011, 04:04 PM
7 of my Dubly friends are coming over last weekend of Novemby.. Hotel booked on Mannerhammy... pretay excitey..

fintan fogerty
15-08-2011, 04:06 PM
Who the fuck are these friends?

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
15-08-2011, 04:09 PM
vince has a collection of secret friends? wtf?

Vincent Murphy
15-08-2011, 04:10 PM
you know.. Stevo, Norton, Cormie etc..

fintan fogerty
15-08-2011, 04:11 PM
Stevo, ok! But not the others. They're a bad influence on you Vince.

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
15-08-2011, 04:14 PM
*riddled with jeally*

Vincent Murphy
15-08-2011, 04:15 PM
the only person who's a bad influence on Vince is Vince..

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
15-08-2011, 04:18 PM
what about michael heseltine? do you think he's influenced you at all over the years?

fintan fogerty
15-08-2011, 04:19 PM
How many times did you get arrested in Dublin Vince? When the BoBs weren't around to protect you?

Serious question.

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
15-08-2011, 04:22 PM
i've only been arrested once and it was angie and handsy's fault.

Vincent Murphy
15-08-2011, 04:25 PM
3 i think

fintan fogerty
15-08-2011, 04:25 PM
I'm the only BoB not to have been arrested.

fintan fogerty
15-08-2011, 04:26 PM
3 i think


And how many in total?

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
15-08-2011, 04:29 PM
I'm the only BoB not to have been arrested.

that's pretty remarkable.

Vincent Murphy
15-08-2011, 04:36 PM
5 or 6 i think

fintan fogerty
15-08-2011, 04:36 PM
Hahaha, jesus

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
15-08-2011, 04:41 PM
sweetlord!

fintan fogerty
15-08-2011, 06:21 PM
See Churchy's last tweet? Legend.

Musical Paper Boy
15-08-2011, 06:30 PM
I'd say declan will be delighted if he sees that photo :lol!:

fintan fogerty
15-08-2011, 06:42 PM
I took him to task Papey.



Also, our mate Andrew Trimble has promised to do a moon walk the next time he scores a try.

Musical Paper Boy
15-08-2011, 07:22 PM
You gave him some good advice alright finner. Good thing you got there before ange or vince, they'd proby have told him to get jamie to drive the golf cart into the bunker by the 14th green :(

Musical Paper Boy
15-08-2011, 07:23 PM
Also, our mate Andrew Trimble has promised to do a moon walk the next time he scores a try.

ha! what a legend :p

fintan fogerty
15-08-2011, 07:27 PM
In reality Papey, Ange is a huge fan of the Irish rugger team and nearly cries if they lose.

Vince does hate them though.

Musical Paper Boy
15-08-2011, 07:27 PM
ah right, fair play to ange, i always knew he was one of the good guys

fintan fogerty
15-08-2011, 07:30 PM
He's the glue that holds the BoBs together.


i.e. he's the only BoB who rings Ted and the only one who stops Hands from killing Vince.

watermelon
15-08-2011, 10:23 PM
Also has fabulous hair

Vincent Murphy
16-08-2011, 06:01 AM
and botty

Langer Dan
16-08-2011, 06:05 AM
Morning Vincer.


I trust you're well?

Vincent Murphy
16-08-2011, 06:12 AM
not bad at all langy. yourself?

watermelon
16-08-2011, 09:06 AM
Morning.

Have that post-workout-dopey-sleepy head on me this morning.

kevinbitzz
16-08-2011, 10:03 AM
Morning all,


How is everyone on this nippy morning

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
16-08-2011, 10:29 AM
He's the glue that holds the BoBs together.


i.e. he's the only BoB who rings Ted and the only one who stops Hands from killing Vince.

:lol!:

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
16-08-2011, 12:07 PM
morning all,


how is everyone on this nippy morning

8)

kevinbitzz
16-08-2011, 03:13 PM
8)

Hi Wilf. 8)

Wallace
17-08-2011, 12:41 AM
Morning ?

TheHands
17-08-2011, 03:36 AM
Hi :D

Vincent Murphy
17-08-2011, 06:37 AM
you on the demon drink again handsy?

Vincent Murphy
17-08-2011, 06:40 AM
only a couple of weeks until the 20th anniversary of the Great Coming Together of the BoBs.. :|

Musical Paper Boy
17-08-2011, 07:57 AM
Was finner a furry bully 20 years ago, vince?

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
17-08-2011, 09:05 AM
20 years, wha?

watermelon
17-08-2011, 09:58 AM
Morning.

TheHands
17-08-2011, 10:04 AM
you on the demon drink again handsy?

Something like that vincey :) sent one of dinners friends a few facebooks :D

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
17-08-2011, 10:52 AM
how is everyone today?

watermelon
17-08-2011, 10:57 AM
See Fitness Thread for me.

However I have lost 9lbs in the last month (11lbs overall) and have had remarks today so feeling good.

TheHands
17-08-2011, 10:58 AM
Fine really Wolly - went to gym, then had a Double Denim style party last night.

fintan fogerty
17-08-2011, 11:03 AM
Something like that vincey :) sent one of dinners friends a few facebooks :D


I hope you apologised this morning Hands.

watermelon
17-08-2011, 11:03 AM
Are you in work today Handsy?

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
17-08-2011, 11:04 AM
See Fitness Thread for me.

However I have lost 9lbs in the last month (11lbs overall) and have had remarks today so feeling good.

i hope you haven't lost any weight from your baps. have you?


Fine really Wolly - went to gym, then had a Double Denim style party last night.


haha... you off today?

fintan fogerty
17-08-2011, 11:04 AM
Fine really Wolly - went to gym, then had a Double Denim style party last night.



:lol!::lol!:



Brilly!!


I'm mad for one of them. I have a few new albies and I want to raid the fridge to listen to them, but I'm a bit afraid.

fintan fogerty
17-08-2011, 11:06 AM
Was finner a furry bully 20 years ago, vince?


What's this about, Alby?

TheHands
17-08-2011, 11:08 AM
:lol!::lol!:



Brilly!!


I'm mad for one of them. I have a few new albies and I want to raid the fridge to listen to them, but I'm a bit afraid.

:lol!:

I messed up - I wanted to download the jamie jones fabric mix for my little hotel party, but just had to listen to my ipod instead :(

The rest of the night was a success, I get a bottle of wine every check in now cos I've stayed so many nights, so drank that & relaxed
Went for a walk round town at midnight, the only bars that were open were 80's style bars, so gave them a miss...

TheHands
17-08-2011, 11:09 AM
Are you in work today Handsy?

Yes - but I didn't get in till 11 :D

fintan fogerty
17-08-2011, 11:11 AM
:lol!:

I messed up - I wanted to download the jamie jones fabric mix for my little hotel party, but just had to listen to my ipod instead :(

The rest of the night was a success, I get a bottle of wine every check in now cos I've stayed so many nights, so drank that & relaxed
Went for a walk round town at midnight, the only bars that were open were 80's style bars, so gave them a miss...


In fairness to my restraint, I've had 5 pints in my fridge for the last few months and there are about 3.5 left.

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
17-08-2011, 11:18 AM
is 'pint' code for prostitute's cadaver?

fintan fogerty
17-08-2011, 11:28 AM
no

watermelon
17-08-2011, 11:28 AM
:lol!:

I messed up - I wanted to download the jamie jones fabric mix for my little hotel party, but just had to listen to my ipod instead :(

The rest of the night was a success, I get a bottle of wine every check in now cos I've stayed so many nights, so drank that & relaxed
Went for a walk round town at midnight, the only bars that were open were 80's style bars, so gave them a miss...

LOL

Lovely wee party for one.

Sounds bliss. I've had a few of those at home sometimes. Few wine, loud choons, bop in front of the mirror

Vincent Murphy
17-08-2011, 11:31 AM
Something like that vincey :) sent one of dinners friends a few facebooks :D

It's the in thing these days innit?

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
17-08-2011, 11:32 AM
LOL

Lovely wee party for one.

Sounds bliss. I've had a few of those at home sometimes. Few wine, loud choons, bop in front of the mirror



you are one twisted woman.

fintan fogerty
17-08-2011, 11:32 AM
Next time I'm on the ming with her, I'm going to get that message out of her Vince.

watermelon
17-08-2011, 11:33 AM
Come on Wolfy.

Going for the bleeding - obvious joke.

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
17-08-2011, 11:35 AM
It's the in thing these days innit?

has the old drunken fodder thrash gone out of fashion these days?

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
17-08-2011, 11:36 AM
Come on Wolfy.

Going for the bleeding - obvious joke.



you on the blob?

fintan fogerty
17-08-2011, 11:43 AM
When was the last time you rang Gwendy, Vince?

Vincent Murphy
17-08-2011, 11:45 AM
Haha i dunno, probby 2 years now..

TheHands
17-08-2011, 11:48 AM
Next time you're out Vincey - I suggest you call her :D

fintan fogerty
17-08-2011, 12:19 PM
Did you not call her on your birthday?

AngelaMurphy
17-08-2011, 12:47 PM
Open this:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/series/berlin-city-guide?intcmp=122

and click on the 'Blockbuster Clubs' button.

Our aparty is nestled nicely between Berghain and Watergate!

AngelaMurphy
17-08-2011, 12:48 PM
Revaler Strasse.

Can't. Bloody. Wait!

TheHands
17-08-2011, 01:32 PM
I want to go here :( http://www.residentadvisor. net/news.aspx?id=14527

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
17-08-2011, 02:13 PM
cripes.

just passed the 44,000 posts mark and didn't even realise it.


only sunner, pudger, langy and tomato ahead of me. 8)

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fintan fogerty
17-08-2011, 02:23 PM
Revaler Strasse.

Can't. Bloody. Wait!


It's going to be unreal.

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
17-08-2011, 02:26 PM
there'll be gaggles of angels running around berly with pints of bobgold lining their gullets and rattling around in their bellies.

TheHands
17-08-2011, 03:35 PM
Are you going to be partying non-stop from Thursday till Sunday Wolly? I recon I'll go from Friday -> Sunday non-stop :|

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
17-08-2011, 03:40 PM
thursday reckon i'll hold off boozing until 1pm...would expect to stay going until 3am.
friday 3pm until 4am
saturday 4 or 5pm until 4 or 5am.

fintan fogerty
17-08-2011, 03:45 PM
I'm going non stop from Friday night to Sunday night.

AngelaMurphy
17-08-2011, 03:56 PM
Thursday warm up. Then straight through from Friday lunchtime til Sunday night. Including our Saturday morning breakfast at the strippers \ brothel. Ill be aving it with the nudie birds.


Btw we re definitely going for breakfast with whe strippers.

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
17-08-2011, 04:06 PM
Thursday warm up. Then straight through from Friday lunchtime til Sunday night. Including our Saturday morning breakfast at the strippers \ brothel. Ill be aving it with the nudie birds.


Btw we re definitely going for breakfast with whe strippers.



who do you think will be the first to eat a poached egg out of a strippies minge?

TheHands
17-08-2011, 04:21 PM
Plan as follows;
Arrive in Berlin, lob bags in jail / crack-den / hoor-house etc.
Head out Thursday on the lash, meet mike asap (perhaps swing into wg for him)
Friday @ 8PM having it large style till Sunday PM

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
17-08-2011, 04:30 PM
don't forget russell's little surprise.


:)

Vincent Murphy
18-08-2011, 05:40 AM
Did you not call her on your birthday?

don't have her numby either :(

kevinbitzz
18-08-2011, 08:59 AM
Hello

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
18-08-2011, 10:15 AM
Open this:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/series/berlin-city-guide?intcmp=122

and click on the 'Blockbuster Clubs' button.

Our aparty is nestled nicely between Berghain and Watergate!


was that written by Froggy?

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
18-08-2011, 10:16 AM
bitzy!!

kevinbitzz
18-08-2011, 10:17 AM
Hi Wolfy!!!

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
18-08-2011, 10:21 AM
happy birthday you old goat fucker!

kevinbitzz
18-08-2011, 10:40 AM
Day late ya fecker,


38 Wha'?


Out the gap to Bluewater for a wander, might treat myself to some rubbish food!

fintan fogerty
18-08-2011, 12:11 PM
Think I'm going to have onion soup for lunch.

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
18-08-2011, 12:40 PM
*jeally*


i LOVE onion soup.

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
18-08-2011, 12:42 PM
Day late ya fecker,


38 Wha'?


Out the gap to Bluewater for a wander, might treat myself to some rubbish food!

might you buy a pair of jeans?

AngelaMurphy
18-08-2011, 12:53 PM
Day late ya fecker,


38 Wha'?


Out the gap to Bluewater for a wander, might treat myself to some rubbish food!

Almost the same age as your hero Adolf, wha?

AngelaMurphy
18-08-2011, 12:57 PM
was that written by Froggy?

You can also select 'Museums' if that's more your style.

No 'Hoors' option though :(

TheHands
18-08-2011, 01:12 PM
Berlin - let's be 'aving it!

TheHands
18-08-2011, 01:14 PM
Should we nip into wg on the Friday to get everything we need from our dubhy friends?

AngelaMurphy
18-08-2011, 01:16 PM
Good idea.

Might nip in there for about 8 hours on the Saturday / Sunday too.

TheHands
18-08-2011, 01:19 PM
Good idea.

Might nip in there for about 8 hours on the Saturday / Sunday too.

Line-up not out yet :| Can't wait for Watergate, It was great around 7AM on Sunday morning, looking out over the Spree completely fuckered, the crowd there till the end was brilliant... We should hold off Bergy till at least 4 /5 AM on Sunday morning I'd say

fintan fogerty
18-08-2011, 01:27 PM
AAAAAAaaaaaaaagggggg hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh h


Berlin!!!

TheHands
18-08-2011, 01:39 PM
How much Maximilian do you recon we'll snaffle in Berlin Finner?

TheHands
18-08-2011, 01:43 PM
Here's my prediction;

Hands - 2 Maximilians
Ange - 2 Maximilians
Finner - 1.5 Maximilian
Ted - 1 Derek Davis

fintan fogerty
18-08-2011, 01:44 PM
Depends Handser.


Maybe none on Thursday. Maybe none on Friday (bit of sleazin' wha).

Saturday/Sunday? Maybe enough to knock a small herd of elephants!!!!!!!!

fintan fogerty
18-08-2011, 01:45 PM
Here's my prediction;

Hands - 2 Maximilians
Ange - 2 Maximilians
Finner - 1.5 Maximilian
Ted - 1 Derek Davis



I reckon that could be pretty accurate actually!!

AngelaMurphy
18-08-2011, 02:01 PM
I want to be in watergate for the end again to be honest. Then hit Berg.

TheHands
18-08-2011, 02:35 PM
I want to be in watergate for the end again to be honest. Then hit Berg.

It was beautiful Angey :( Anyways - everyone knows Bergy is only getting going from 8AM onwards :D

fintan fogerty
18-08-2011, 02:49 PM
The end in Watergate, looking out at the sunrise over the river actually was a magical moment in my life. In reality.

fintan fogerty
18-08-2011, 03:06 PM
Nice mix here PP


http://soundcloud.com/r_co/ryan-crosson-live-pa-fabric-london-30-05-2009

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
18-08-2011, 03:11 PM
think i'll ask the DJ in berghain for this badboy

dY17nDW-CX0

fintan fogerty
18-08-2011, 03:19 PM
I've sent an e-mail with your photo to the Berghain Cowboy asking him expressly not to let you in.

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
18-08-2011, 03:23 PM
I've sent an e-mail with your photo to the Berghain Cowboy asking him expressly not to let you in.



once they see me encouraging everyone in our q area to do push ups they'll be so impressed they won't pay any attention to your little email.

kevinbitzz
18-08-2011, 03:24 PM
might you buy a pair of jeans?

got 2!!

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
18-08-2011, 03:38 PM
got 2!!

what type?

kevinbitzz
18-08-2011, 03:51 PM
one pair of Gap, one pair of John Rocha

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
18-08-2011, 03:52 PM
do the john rocha ones have a horizontal fly?

kevinbitzz
18-08-2011, 03:55 PM
:lol!:


buttons

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
19-08-2011, 08:53 AM
morning bobs!

Musical Paper Boy
19-08-2011, 08:56 AM
happy friday wolfy ya massive ledgeball :p

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
19-08-2011, 08:59 AM
happy friday to you too mpb!!

*cuddles mpb*

Musical Paper Boy
19-08-2011, 09:03 AM
*squeezes wolfy's bum*

watermelon
19-08-2011, 09:57 AM
Morning stud muffins.

Inbetweeners movie tonight. Gunna be fanny

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
19-08-2011, 10:01 AM
lots of wanking, cum and minge jokes meller.

do you like that kinda thing?

watermelon
19-08-2011, 10:34 AM
lots of wanking, cum and minge jokes meller.

do you like that kinda thing?

I'm in this forum aren't I?

fintan fogerty
19-08-2011, 10:36 AM
Might go for a bit of clubbing tonight.

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
19-08-2011, 10:40 AM
i'm in this forum aren't i?

8)

TheHands
19-08-2011, 12:59 PM
The end in Watergate, looking out at the sunrise over the river actually was a magical moment in my life. In reality.

It was one of those 'I never want this to end moments alright Finner' :|

TheHands
19-08-2011, 01:04 PM
Might go for a bit of clubbing tonight.

Same here :D

fintan fogerty
19-08-2011, 01:09 PM
It was one of those 'I never want this to end moments alright Finner' :|


It was magic.

TheHands
19-08-2011, 01:09 PM
See this article :(

http://www.mixmag.net/2011/08/19/ecstasy-being-developed-as-cancer-treatment/

fintan fogerty
19-08-2011, 01:10 PM
Same here :D



Is Mike going out? 99% sure he's coming out with me.

fintan fogerty
19-08-2011, 01:19 PM
See this article :(

http://www.mixmag.net/2011/08/19/ecstasy-being-developed-as-cancer-treatment/


Interesting.

TheHands
19-08-2011, 01:29 PM
Yep - Mike is coming out :D Although, still feeling a little fragile after Tuesday night :|

Claire Bergin
19-08-2011, 02:33 PM
Hi Guys

Sorry I haven't been around in a while :(

How is everybody??

*cuddles all around*

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
19-08-2011, 03:46 PM
yay!


it's the bergamasco!!!


*cudldes bergy*

watermelon
19-08-2011, 05:20 PM
Out with manager since 1230.

Pissed

TheHands
19-08-2011, 05:25 PM
He going to drop the lamh soon Melly?

watermelon
19-08-2011, 05:33 PM
His girlfriend works thereso no.
Some laugh creeping in to office to collect stuff

Have dinner and cinema ahead

I'm well oiled

Vincent Murphy
19-08-2011, 07:36 PM
i'd say skip the cinema in fairny mellers

Wolfy Van Der Greylocks
19-08-2011, 09:26 PM
i'd say skip the cinema in fairny mellers



yeah. i'd agree with vince on this one.

Vincent Murphy
19-08-2011, 09:51 PM
even after 2 beers i find the cinema a bit of a test of endurance.. couldn't imagine how horrible it would be hammied unless you brought a hipflask in or summat.