Boys oh boys

[fintan fogerty]

Yeah I spent most of German outside the door.

I'll take that as a no then.


You'll be in trouble in Berghain, Melly.

[fintan fogerty]

What wonderful things do you tweet?


Not much really. I'm much more charming and witty on fb.

[watermelon]

Right I'm off to read and get some kip.

Night.

[fintan fogerty]

Night Melly.

[hands]

bye bye melly

[hands]

Oh right.

Twitter is flooded with, well, tweets about how there was an iPhone failure a few days ago. Nothing too exciting.

I'll twitter you Melly

[tedobrien]

Morning chums.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

morny hornies

[Vincent Murphy]

Pretty dark at 4.30 these days all right ange wha? I'm a bit disappied it's still so warm though, +10 ovey the weekend :(

[fintan fogerty]

Morny.

[AngelaMurphy]

0 at the momie vince. not too happy bout that. need longjohns

[fintan fogerty]

They'll never fit inside your skinnies. Will you wear them outside?

[AngelaMurphy]

Nope. Inside. I'll just look like a fattie.

[fintan fogerty]

Will you wear a puffa on top to make yourself look a fatty all over. Would be pretty weird to be a bottom half fatty, though some birds are like that.


Also, a puffa would be good for hanging around in.

[AngelaMurphy]

Maybe a skin coloured puffa and my black skinnies. Might look like a fat topless rocker. The birds over here would love that (well the topless rocker bit anyway).

[fintan fogerty]

Would you ever consider wearing combats?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

you could take a leaf out of timpson*'s book and wee in your trousers to keep your legs warm.









*the 'i was out scrappin timpson coz he's a bollox' chappy.

[AngelaMurphy]

Would you ever consider wearing combats?

I would if you thought I'd look good in them.

[fintan fogerty]

I don't think anyone can ever look good in combats. Not even you.

[AngelaMurphy]

What about metaller freaks (no offence Bitz)?

[AngelaMurphy]

Wolf: do you want that money I owe you in cash or kisses?

[fintan fogerty]

I admire them for being freaks but don't care much for their dress sense.


Sorry Bitz.

[AngelaMurphy]

It takes a certain personality type to be a freak alright. Not everyone could pull it off.

(Don't listen to us Bitz).

[fintan fogerty]

I reckon Vince could do it. He'd have to never sober up though.


I can imagine those two people in The Elephant : I though we'd never get rid of that freak but then two handsome guys showed up and took him away.

[AngelaMurphy]

haha - they were even happier than most people are to see us usually.

[fintan fogerty]

Not to mention dumbfounded that Vince had been telling the truth about his phone being dead but he was sure his two mates would find him. Wonder if he told them about the hairiest minge in London and sleeping on the floor of Liverpool St. Station.

[AngelaMurphy]

He only slept in Liverpool st that night. Maybe he told them he was planning to do that.

He deffy told them about the hairest minge (and asked the bird was her minge as hairy).

[fintan fogerty]

Hahahaha.


I miss Vince.

[hands]

:( Poor Vince

[watermelon]

Howdie.

[hands]

Hi Melly :D

[fintan fogerty]

Hi Melly.

[watermelon]

Hi boys.

Busy as FAWK these days. Lucky I'm multi-threaded.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I don't think anyone can ever look good in combats. Not even you.

what about stone cold steve austin?

[fintan fogerty]

Not my type Wolfer.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Wolf: do you want that money I owe you in cash or kisses?



cash is king....although i do love your kisses....hmm...hmmm .....hmmm....


how about a flight for a one night gullet attack on helsy?

[fintan fogerty]

Hi boys.

Busy as FAWK these days. Lucky I'm multi-threaded.



Not too busy to get your nethers waxed, I hope. Xmas BoBfest is coming up.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Not my type Wolfer.

http://www.celebritywonder. com/mp/2006_Last_Holiday/2006_last_holiday_02 9.jpg

[watermelon]

Not too busy to get your nethers waxed, I hope. Xmas BoBfest is coming up.


You just leave my nethers to me Finneraoo.

Yes Xmas BoBFest, usually the night of my birthday.

I expect singing.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

You just leave my nethers to me Finneraoo.

Yes Xmas BoBFest, usually the night of my birthday.

I expect singing.


can you play silent night on the tin whistle with using your minnie?

[fintan fogerty]

You just leave my nethers to me Finneraoo.

Yes Xmas BoBFest, usually the night of my birthday.

I expect singing.



I was actually going to leave them for Vince. I think he's coming to xmas fest.

[fintan fogerty]

can you play silent night on the tin whistle with using your minnie?


Well if she can smoke a rolly with it, I don't see why not.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

frigtastic

[watermelon]

Well if she can smoke a rolly with it, I don't see why not.

Hahahah.

Don't forget the ping pong balls that you were banging on about one night on the phone.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

you lob em up and finner bangs them home (with his phone).

[watermelon]

Well if she can smoke a rolly with it, I don't see why not.

you lob em up and finner bangs them home (with his phone).


"Hi Melly this is Ange"

"Wondering if you've seen Vince"

"Suppose you guys playing ping poing"

"Bye Finner"

[fintan fogerty]

Hahaha

Sorry about that Meller.

Little did I know, he was with the hariest minge in London at the time.

[kevinbitzz]

tis a night for fire,


but i don't have one,


so i'll put the heating on for a bit

[Wallace]

Hey Bitzer !!


I had a pleasant few Drinks with Blaze Bayley the other night there

Good auld gig in Fairness

Hows my favourite storage company doing , Have ye broke 90% market share yet ?

[watermelon]

Hahaha

Sorry about that Meller.

Little did I know, he was with the hariest minge in London at the time.

I know.
:lol!:

[kevinbitzz]

Hey Bitzer !!


I had a pleasant few Drinks with Blaze Bayley the other night there

Good auld gig in Fairness

Hows my favourite storage company doing , Have ye broke 90% market share yet ?

Good stuff Waller,


Stuck on 89% i'm afraid, big push for x-mas this year, hopefully all the kids will ask for a storage system.

[Wallace]

Good stuff Waller,


Stuck on 89% i'm afraid, big push for x-mas this year, hopefully all the kids will ask for a storage system.

They need one . Bloody consumer grade hd's are shit 2 broke on me in the last week

Sent from my X10i using Tapatalk

[Vincent Murphy]

0 at the momie vince. not too happy bout that. need longjohns

was +7 when i got to the city this morny. have only worn my John B. Murphs once so far and that was for a cycle.

[fintan fogerty]

Hi Vince.

[Vincent Murphy]

I was actually going to leave them for Vince. I think he's coming to xmas fest.

don't know finner, looking about 40/60. when's the bobfest?

[fintan fogerty]

Around Xmas I reckon.

[Vincent Murphy]

oh i thought there was a date mentioned already

[fintan fogerty]

20th to 30th Dec.

Fest it up with a bit of munter hunting in DPC.

[Vincent Murphy]

in discussions with The Hands over a possible return on the 28th.

[fintan fogerty]

You should come before xmas for a good old fashioned fest.

[Vincent Murphy]

nah don't want to be home for the rubbish part of christmas

[fintan fogerty]

Vince!!! The best part is the 20th to the 23rd.

[Vincent Murphy]

26th to 30th is always the best finner!

[fintan fogerty]

No way Vince. 20th to 23rd you can go out like a ferret and still have the anticipation of being able to sit on the couch and eat like a mama for the 24th and 25th.

[kevinbitzz]

Hi BoBs,

[Vincent Murphy]

i don't know finner...

[fintan fogerty]

Don't know what Bitz is talking about?


I'm right though Vince. Before xmas you can look recover with the best dinner of the year and the couch and TV. After xmas you only have flights and back to work to look forward to. And the best dinner ever is almost a year away. But I suppose I get to leave munters behind and get back to fit birds.

[kevinbitzz]

Don't know what Bitz is talking about?


I'm right though Vince. Before xmas you can look recover with the best dinner of the year and the couch and TV. After xmas you only have flights and back to work to look forward to. And the best dinner ever is almost a year away. But I suppose I get to leave munters behind and get back to fit birds.

just saying hi.

[hands]

The fest starts when The Hands arrives

[fintan fogerty]

Hi Bitz.

[fintan fogerty]

So it looks like it's me, Ted and Wolfy for the fest.

[hands]

So it looks like it's me, Ted and Wolfy for the fest.

What about Ange?

[fintan fogerty]

Didn't think he was coming back. Would be good if he did though.

[hands]

Didn't think he was coming back. Would be good if he did though.

before the temperature drops below -20 in helsinki (Next week probably) Ange shall return!

[Wallace]

I could be persuaded to come for a beer between the 20th and 23rd




Do I need to bring protection ?


In the form of a gaggle of hot chicks to protect me like ?

[fintan fogerty]

You won't need protection Waller.

But you should keep a 2euro coin in the small pocket of your jeans for a Willy The Irish Rover, should the need arise.

[Wallace]

I could be persuaded to come for a beer between the 20th and 23rd




Do I need to bring protection ?


In the form of a gaggle of hot chicks to protect me like ?

You won't need protection Waller.

But you should keep a 2euro coin in the small pocket of your jeans for a Willy The Irish Rover, should the need arise.


Well if I go with my original protection


The need might arise .......






Of course , I won't need a willy warmer , Mrs W being impregnable at present, and of course that's the only place I'll ever be putting it ..

[fintan fogerty]

Ahhhhh. We usually provide the gaggle of hot sluts but the more the merrier.


If Vince and The Hands are around the 28th, we might move the fest.

[Wallace]

I'll have to make a point of it this year

Having missed ye last year in Fredz like

[AngelaMurphy]

I should be back alright finner. Couldn't spend it in this horrible country.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

You should come before xmas for a good old fashioned fest.


jaysus, i love a good fest.

i'll be back and on the ferret for the week before xmas... will be around for a bit apres chrizzer... not too sure which days though.

[hands]

Quality -> http://www.irishexaminer.ie/ireland/aer-lingus-to-complain-radio-hosts-sex-act-to-gardai-135321.html

[AngelaMurphy]

Neil Prenderville wha!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Quality -> http://www.irishexaminer.ie/ireland/aer-lingus-to-complain-radio-hosts-sex-act-to-gardai-135321.html



:lol!::lol!::lol!:


that's hillary!!!! what a carrot!!!!

[AngelaMurphy]

He was on the 96fm news almost in tears. He says he took a few painkillers and 'doesn't remember getting on the flight' :)

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

what a lunatic! i can't believe it's not a bigger news story... only seems to be the examiner and journal.ie that are reporting it so far.

i'll have to see if i can listen to that.

I took some Nurofen Plus alright, I know that, for my neck. And as you know, with me anyway there was pints and wine and stuff and Jesus I don’t know where I’d begin to make it up to you.

[hands]

He was on the 96fm news almost in tears. He says he took a few painkillers and 'doesn't remember getting on the flight' :)

Brilliant - he acts like the most pious cnnt on the show :lol!:

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

:lol!:


he was sitting in the front row directly facing the air hosties.


:lol!:

[AngelaMurphy]

And sitting inbetween 2 people. Brilliant. Let's see him get out of this one.

Listen to the next hourly news bulletin. The stupid cunt is almost crying.

[Wallace]

Ahhh neil

How the mighty fall



Always said he was a wanker , can't be done for libel now for it !!

[tedobrien]

That's effing hilarious. Don't think I've ever heard of anything like it.

There must have been a little divil on his shoulder singing the 'Have a wank' song into his ear.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

how horny do you have to be to not be able to wait the 10 mins it takes until they turn the seatbelt sign off and you can go to the lav.

even ted manages it.

[AngelaMurphy]

That's effing hilarious. Don't think I've ever heard of anything like it.

There must have been a little divil on his shoulder singing the 'Have a wank' song into his ear.

:lol!:

Maybe he was listening to the BeeGees 'Having a Wank'.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

That's effing hilarious. Don't think I've ever heard of anything like it.

There must have been a little divil on his shoulder singing the 'Have a wank' song into his ear.



:lol!::lol!::lol!:

[Wallace]

how horny do you have to be to not be able to wait the 10 mins it takes until they turn the seatbelt sign off and you can go to the lav.

even ted manages it.

I wonder did he ask the stewardesses for a face pork ?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

the poor things... going around having to look in everybody's general groin area to see if their seatbelt is fastened....'excuse me, could you turn your ipod off'....'excuse me, could you put away your table until the seatbelt sign is turned off'....'excuse me, is your seatbelt on?'.....'excuse me, this is an emergency exit seat...are you happy to help in the case of an emergency'... 'excuse me, i see you've got your lad in your hand and are enjoying a bit of a rub... would you mind stopping?'

[Vincent Murphy]

Incredible!!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

a bit like how jackie charlton and italia 90 got the celtic tiger going... this could be the feel good story the country needs to lift the spirits and get us out of the current depression/recession......

[hands]

a bit like how jackie charlton and italia 90 got the celtic tiger going... this could be the feel good story the country needs to lift the spirits and get us out of the current depression/recession......
:lol!:

[kevinbitzz]

That's effing hilarious. Don't think I've ever heard of anything like it.

There must have been a little divil on his shoulder singing the 'Have a wank' song into his ear.

:lol!:

[fintan fogerty]

I should be back alright finner. Couldn't spend it in this horrible country.


YaY

[fintan fogerty]

jaysus, i love a good fest.

i'll be back and on the ferret for the week before xmas... will be around for a bit apres chrizzer... not too sure which days though.


YaY, the fest is back on!!

[fintan fogerty]

That's effing hilarious. Don't think I've ever heard of anything like it.

There must have been a little divil on his shoulder singing the 'Have a wank' song into his ear.

:lol!::lol!:

[fintan fogerty]

:lol!:

Maybe he was listening to the BeeGees 'Having a Wank'.

:lol!::lol!:

[watermelon]

Can't believe this Neil story.

What an effing spanner?

[hands]

Just listening to 96FM news now :D

[watermelon]

Can't believe this Neil story.

What an effing spanner?

[hands]

His apology is brilliant :D

[watermelon]

Well we all know where we have been going wrong Hands when clubbing.

we need to be taking Neurofin.

[watermelon]

Well we all know where we have been going wrong Hands when clubbing.

we need to be taking Neurofin.

[hands]

Sounds like pretty dangerous stuff alright :|

[fintan fogerty]

Have to catch it on the way up. Don't want to get fen-ny willy.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

YaY, the fest is back on!!

yay!!!

think this will be the first cork xmas fest from me since the one where we met tucker

*pops a nurofen and lobs micky out for a rub*

[watermelon]

Loving the new PROC banner.

LOL

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

:lol!: nice banner adminnies :lol!:

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

:lol!: nice banner by the adminnies :lol!:

http://www.peoplesrepublico fcork.com/logo/2.gif

[watermelon]

Loving the new PROC banner.

LOL

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

the hookmeister must be having a good old giggle.

http://www.proc.cc/corknews/320/1.gif

[watermelon]

Neil thread has about 30,000 views already

[Vincent Murphy]

This is one of the best things that has ever gilmored in my life I reckon.

I love the way in his apology he hopes that other people can learn from it. Surely this should be the end of his career..

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

This is one of the best things that has ever gilmored in my life I reckon.

I love the way in his apology he hopes that other people can learn from it. Surely this should be the end of his career..

it's deffy in the top three world events where people will say 'do you martin where you were when you heard....'


lady diana was dead (asleep next to finner in canaries, ted told me),
9-11 (watching it on tv),
prendy was caught having a handpork on a plane (proc, handsy told me).

[fintan fogerty]

it's deffy in the top three world events where people will say 'do you martin where you were when you heard....'


lady diana was dead (asleep next to finner in canaries, ted told me),
9-11 (watching it on tv),
prendy was caught having a handpork on a plane (proc, handsy told me).


It's hilarious!!! Having a pork you'd get away with, but a wank??? Hahaha


Don't martin for lady diana (though seems like I was in good hands)
Also watching on tv for 9-11
Wanky-wank, saw it on my brother's twitter.

[hands]

Have to catch it on the way up. Don't want to get fen-ny willy.

I don't think a fen-ny willy is an issue wha'? Neil seems to get a mad horn on it :)

[hands]

:lol!: nice banner by the adminnies :lol!:

http://www.peoplesrepublico fcork.com/logo/2.gif

What was it?

[kevinbitzz]

Evening,

TV for the evening, Soccer first and then Mad Men.

[Vincent Murphy]

morny

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Evening,

TV for the evening, Soccer first and then Mad Men.

how was mad men bitz?

What was it?

nurofen x3

morny

good morning vince, how are you today?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Just listening to 96FM news now :D



heard it also. tbh i felt a little bit sorry for him.


although, it has to be said, a very interesting choice of fodder.

he exposed himself under a copy of Cara inflight magazine while sitting in a seat at the front of the Aer Lingus aircraft as it was preparing for take-off at Heathrow
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/ireland/2010/1104/1224282634083.html


http://www.aerlingus.com/media/aerlinguscom/content/images/mediaCara.jpg

[tedobrien]

Morning mateys.

Great headlines on some of the papers today:
"I feel like a jerk - Prendeville"
"Neill Prendeville was pulled off the air yesterday ..."

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

what's the world coming to when your mum makes a gag about michael o'leary's new 'handling charge'

[Vincent Murphy]

Prendy should have ended his statement yesterday with "at least it's better than being gay".

[fintan fogerty]

Prendy should have ended his statement yesterday with "at least it's better than being gay".

:lol!::lol!:

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Prendy should have ended his statement yesterday with "at least it's better than being gay".



:lol!:


silvio must be delighted that prendy is taking some of the heat away from him.

[watermelon]

what's the world coming to when your mum makes a gag about michael o'leary's new 'handling charge'

LOL.

Morning y'all

[kevinbitzz]

how was mad men bitz?



It was quite a good eppy,

Prendy should have ended his statement yesterday with "at least it's better than being gay".

:lol!:



Afternoon!

[AngelaMurphy]

Prendy should have ended his statement yesterday with "at least it's better than being gay".

:lol!:

[watermelon]

Uber hot contractor on site today.

Should i leave a little note on his desk?

[kevinbitzz]

nah,


make a proper statement Meller,


lick his ball-sac.

[watermelon]

nah,


make a proper statement Meller,


lick his ball-sac.


LMFAO.

Bitzer.


Fucker, just bust ass out laughing.

[kevinbitzz]

tee hee,


better than a note Meller.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

nah,


make a proper statement Meller,


lick his ball-sac.



:lol!:
:lol!:
:lol!:

[fintan fogerty]

nah,


make a proper statement Meller,


lick his ball-sac.

:lol!::lol!::lol!:

[fintan fogerty]

Tell him you want to explode his jap's eye too Melly. In case he doesn't get the message.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Uber hot contractor on site today.

Should i leave a little note on his desk?


will you take a secret photo of him and stick it up here?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

leave him a love note.


Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm a squirter.

[fintan fogerty]

Is a slag licking your ball sack a sign that she wants to have it off with you?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

tbh meller, I reckon nothing says 'i think you're cute' more than going for a gold-finger while you're licking his ball-bag.

[fintan fogerty]

Melly, what's the most forward thing you've done to get a clueless guy to realise you like him?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

good question finner.

[fintan fogerty]

What do you reckon her answer will be, Wolf?



A nibble on the ear? Or grabbing his belt?

[Wallace]

Melly, what's the most forward thing you've done to get a clueless guy to realise you like him?

Finner, what's the most forward thing you've done to get a clueless guy to realise you like him?

[watermelon]

will you take a secret photo of him and stick it up here?

Looking at the back of his head unfortunately.

He rather lovely.

[fintan fogerty]

Finner, what's the most forward thing you've done to get a clueless guy to realise you like him?



Probably holding his hand or cuddling him a bit too long, Waller.

[watermelon]

Melly, what's the most forward thing you've done to get a clueless guy to realise you like him?

Fancied some guy for ages and one night happened to be in the same club. So I just thought fuck it.....and went up and said 'I'd love to fuck you senseless'.


It never happened

:-(

I tend to be able to take 'em or leave 'em. Never got so infatuated with someone that the HAVE to know I like them.

[fintan fogerty]

Fancied some guy for ages and one night happened to be in the same club. So I just thought fuck it.....and went up and said 'I'd love to fuck you senseless'.


It never happened

:-(

:lol!:


Brilly work Meller. Though I reckon grabbing his belt would have been more effective.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

What do you reckon her answer will be, Wolf?



A nibble on the ear? Or grabbing his belt?

hmm... i reckon it's going to be the belt grab... but that would be in a pub/booze related arena.

i'm not too sure about - and am quite interested in her responny - the sobie work type environment...

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Fancied some guy for ages and one night happened to be in the same club. So I just thought fuck it.....and went up and said 'I'd love to fuck you senseless'.


It never happened

:-(

I tend to be able to take 'em or leave 'em. Never got so infatuated with someone that the HAVE to know I like them.


when you said that what did he say?

[fintan fogerty]

Looking at the back of his head unfortunately.

He rather lovely.



He's not licking your ball sack is he Meller?

[watermelon]

when you said that what did he say?

He was in such shock bless him he couldn't say anything so I walked away.


To be honest in pub situations I have walked up and put my number down in front of someone. Never worked.

In non work situations I do nothing. I'm actually rather bashful. The Buachaill couldn't believe it when I was all chatty and funny and then gets me home and I'm like a retard twirling my hair being all stupid

[watermelon]

Noooooooo cute guy is leaving.

*sniff*

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

quickly meller.... tell him you want his trout in your gullet.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

He's not licking your ball sack is he Meller?

:lol!:

[watermelon]

quickly meller.... tell him you want his trout in your gullet.

What I want is his head between my thighs.

:-)

[AngelaMurphy]

*boner*

[Vincent Murphy]

There's a headline on the Irish Times website: Grandmother 'can't understand' fuss.

Was praying it was about Prendy but unforty no... :(

[Vincent Murphy]

What I want is his head between my thighs.

:-)

getting a bit moist meller?

[AngelaMurphy]

Meller could learn a thing or two on being forward from old Prendy wha?

[Vincent Murphy]

ever lob your clit out and rub it under a 'cara' magazine meller?

[AngelaMurphy]

Would you report her to the air hostess if you were sitting next to her while she was doing that and smiling at you Vince?

[hands]

Fancied some guy for ages and one night happened to be in the same club. So I just thought fuck it.....and went up and said 'I'd love to fuck you senseless'.


It never happened

:-(

I tend to be able to take 'em or leave 'em. Never got so infatuated with someone that the HAVE to know I like them.

I got a bit of a shock when you did that to me Melly :|

[Wallace]

Martin a girl asking me once if I was "with" the bird I was with in the pub one night .

I told her "nah , she's just me friend like "

She leaned forward and pushed my left testicle with her finger , gentle like and whispered in my ear " you're a little bit thick are ya ?"

gulp !

[AngelaMurphy]

hehe. Years ago some bird walked up to me in a nightclub and said she wants to rub her 'clit on my nose'. I was terrified.

[Vincent Murphy]

Would you report her to the air hostess if you were sitting next to her while she was doing that and smiling at you Vince?

nah i'd probby just bury my head between her thighs tbphwy

[watermelon]

Morning langballs.

[tedobrien]

Mornay sauce.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

yo motherfuckers

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Mornay sauce.

rebecca de cod mornay?

[Vincent Murphy]

Mountains of morny

[hands]

Hi

[tedobrien]

rebecca de cod mornay?

Have a bit of Gruyere in the fridge at home, so had Hake Mornay in mind for this evening's repast.

[watermelon]

Happy Diwali

[Wallace]

Morgening alles !!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

hehe. Years ago some bird walked up to me in a nightclub and said she wants to rub her 'clit on my nose'. I was terrified.

did she think your nose looked like a willy?

[Wallace]

did she think your nose looked like a willy?

I think she wanted his tongue in her vadge at the same time tbh

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

maybe tongue in botty?

[hands]

maybe tongue in botty?

more likely Wolfy

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

she must have just been watching the human centipede

[fintan fogerty]

Aftynoon.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

hi sexy.


how are you today?

[fintan fogerty]

Good Wolf. Had a few more pints than I'd planned last night.

Just starting a bit of work now. I have a few things to finish (although I'm officially on holidays this week) and I have till 7 before I'm out again.

Had a good night last night. Should be a good weekend of music, rugby and slags.

How are you?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Good Wolf. Had a few more pints than I'd planned last night.

Just starting a bit of work now. I have a few things to finish (although I'm officially on holidays this week) and I have till 7 before I'm out again.

Had a good night last night. Should be a good weekend of music, rugby and slags.

How are you?


Pretty good. Started on a new client project.... very reasonable commute so am pretty pleased with that...and will have a few underlings who'll do all the actual work. Started up the wrestling again last night... had a bit of a holiday from it... so am pretty sore today.

Rugger weekend on the cards... looking forward to it now. Shame landsdown isn't sold out for it.

[fintan fogerty]

You should get a ticket Wolf.

[AngelaMurphy]

Jungy was giving out about it the other day. Apparently it's almost €100 or something.

[fintan fogerty]

FFS, that's ridiculous. You could start boozing while watching it in the pub and have a great night after for that.


BOD was toeing the party line on twitter asking people to make it a full house.

Though I'd nearly pay it to make Jungy have to get out of another one.

[AngelaMurphy]

Poor guy couldn't afford it. The recession is biting in the Jungy household.

[fintan fogerty]

Now now Ange, no shame in that. Times are tough for a lot of people.


This is one Jungy will be able to get out of I'm sure. By the time Ireland play in Paris again, me and Jungy will be sipping halves in Pigalle.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Jungy was giving out about it the other day. Apparently it's almost €100 or something.


you've to buy the tickets in bundles....

i.e. if you want to just see the NZ match you've to buy the NZ & Argie package.... €190.... SA and Samoa package is €150

[watermelon]

Anyone going to see some fireworks ?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

it's piddling rain meller

[watermelon]

Not out in Butt Fuck On Sea in Surrey

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

in beautiful essex it's widdling down.

[fintan fogerty]

Have you ever had a butt fuck in the sea Meller?

[Wallace]

Have you ever had a butt fuck in the sea Meller?
:lol!::lol!:

[Br Herakles Caesar]

i took a shit in the sea before. the mediterranean.

it was an odd experience... needed a poo.... no lavies around... swam out a bit into the sea.... about 20 yards off shore... slipped the shorts down a little... to about the mark where buttocks becomes leg... squaz the shit out... but then it just popped up about 4 inches from my face.... it was gross.

[fintan fogerty]

Did u just wee into your shorts?

[watermelon]

Have you ever had a butt fuck in the sea Meller?



You are getting predictable.

[fintan fogerty]

I just have a curious mind Meller.

[hands]

Of the many many times you've been bummed Melly; what has been your most memorable?

[watermelon]

Of the many many times you've been bummed Melly; what has been your most memorable?

Really Hands?



Seen Todd Terje in town tonight.

[fintan fogerty]

That's the spirit Meller. The most important bumming is always the next one.

[hands]

Really Hands?



Seen Todd Terje in town tonight.

He's alright actually - heard his RA podcasts... You getting wrecked?

[Vincent Murphy]

Of the many many times you've been bummed Melly; what has been your most memorable?

:lol!:

[watermelon]

He's alright actually - heard his RA podcasts... You getting wrecked?

No not going, that sentence didn't really make sense.
Really like his stuff. Disco Bloodbath playing with him too.

Sounds like a great disco-tastic night.

*bitching disco move*

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

have you ever given someone a handshandy meller?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Did u just wee into your shorts?

don't martin the wizz at all. :(

[watermelon]

I wish to FAWK BoBs would change the record.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

man in the mirror?

[Wallace]

man in the mirror?
Ohhhh No !

[AngelaMurphy]

Gregson1's favey MJ track.

[fintan fogerty]

Just finished my work. It was a real struggle. Shouldn't have had those pints last night.


One hour before going out. Should sort me out.

[AngelaMurphy]

Having a pre-gig tug?

[hands]

What's everyone up to for weekend? Nothing planned :( might go see due date with my lady friend

[AngelaMurphy]

Just hanging out with my housemate.

[fintan fogerty]

Having a pre-gig tug?

I don't feel like one actually.

[fintan fogerty]

What's everyone up to for weekend? Nothing planned :( might go see due date with my lady friend

Seeing more rubbish bands tonight. Going to the pub for rugger tomorrow.

Will have a ferret and might do a "Meller"

[watermelon]

What's everyone up to for weekend? Nothing planned :( might go see due date with my lady friend

Family over visiting so hanging with them. Cycle on Sunday I'd say. Bit of shopping. Thinking I'm going to have to go smart phone and get a Desire as fuck all access to anything in work e.g. important stuff like Facebook and Twitter and Gmail.

Seeing more rubbish bands tonight. Going to the pub for rugger tomorrow.

Will have a ferret and might do a "Meller"

Whats this now?

[fintan fogerty]

I'm going to go up to someone in the pub and lick their ball bag.

[hands]

Seeing more rubbish bands tonight. Going to the pub for rugger tomorrow.

Will have a ferret and might do a "Meller"

Get bummed in the sea?

[watermelon]

I'm going to go up to someone in the pub and lick their ball bag.

Well let us know how that goes for you.

I'm outtie.

Love you lots like jelly tots.

x

[fintan fogerty]

Euggghhh. Outies are freaky.

[AngelaMurphy]

Hey finner. Are you friends with granny on Twitter. He does some quality tweeting in fairness.

[fintan fogerty]

Who is granny?

Are you on twitter Ange?

[AngelaMurphy]

Woops. Meant franny. Podder did some self correcting.

Yeah I'm on there. I use my Twitter name though: brian o driscoll.

[fintan fogerty]

Franny of the beard?

Really? I just tweeted you to say "squuuaaassshhhh them tomorrow"

[kevinbitzz]

Work-a-di-work for the weekend for me,

[king of the BONGO]

bitzer you're a fan of the comma,

what gives,

[hands]

Hello guys :)

[watermelon]

How do?

[hands]

Hey Melly - how was last night?

[hands]

Went to a gig myself last night - Dublin City Ramblers in the Camden Irish Center; very hip....

[hands]

Right off to the gym innit

[kevinbitzz]

bitzer you're a fan of the comma,

what gives,

it's just not as final as a full stop,

[kevinbitzz]

Hi Folks.

[hands]

Hi - back from gym... what to do; what to do...

[kevinbitzz]

hoors?

[hands]

hoors?

Went out to buy a container for my porridge oats - moving away from oat-so-simple to proper porridge Bitzy....

[hands]

Rugby ain't too good my sons :(

[hands]

Picking up a bit now my son

[Vincent Murphy]

yay for park!

[watermelon]

Went out to buy a container for my porridge oats - moving away from oat-so-simple to proper porridge Bitzy....

Just got some oats tonight

;-)