Boys oh boys

[fintan fogerty]

Vince?


Also, same question for your date with Melly.

[LadyGwendolyn]

Haven't been to the BoB forum in god knows how long, but I had a feeling yall were talking about me today....I must have ESPN or something.

How are the BoBs?? Fill me in on what has transpired in the last few months!

I just started nursing school...hooray!

[fintan fogerty]

Ha ha!!


Which sex act is he going to pick Gwendy?

I'd say it'll be between a blowie and regular sex (vag)



Nice one for nursing school.

[Vincent Murphy]

Haven't been to the BoB forum in god knows how long, but I had a feeling yall were talking about me today....I must have ESPN or something.

How are the BoBs?? Fill me in on what has transpired in the last few months!

I just started nursing school...hooray!

Hehe that's amazing!

Was just thinking today if i should subscribe to espy for the footy next season..

Btw finner probby reverse cowgirl..

[Vincent Murphy]

Congratty gwenner, describe your outfit please

[LadyGwendolyn]

So I see nothing has changed. Vince, where are you located these days? Still traveling Asia or back in Finny?

[fintan fogerty]

Hehe that's amazing!

Was just thinking today if i should subscribe to espy for the footy next season..

Btw finner probby reverse cowgirl..


That's a position Vince, not a sex act.

So you either mean regular sex (vag) in that position, or botty pork in that position.


And for your date with Meller?

[LadyGwendolyn]

Congratty gwenner, describe your outfit please

Umm a polo shirt and disgusting ill-fitting white pants :(

[Vincent Murphy]

So I see nothing has changed. Vince, where are you located these days? Still traveling Asia or back in Finny?

Back in finly gwenders!

[Vincent Murphy]

Umm a polo shirt and disgusting ill-fitting white pants :(

Hmm.. Sexy?

[LadyGwendolyn]

Hmm.. Sexy?

Not really....but then again, I don't want the old men in the nursing home getting all excited, so maybe its a good thing.

[fintan fogerty]

Umm a polo shirt and disgusting ill-fitting white pants :(


You have to be careful with what undercrackers you wear with white pants Gwenders. They can be rather unforgiving. The safest bet is to go for an unfurnished basement.

[Vincent Murphy]

That's a position Vince, not a sex act.

So you either mean regular sex (vag) in that position, or botty pork in that position.


And for your date with Meller?

Reggie finner. The other would have happied by default the following morning.

Let me think about the melly one

[Vincent Murphy]

Not really....but then again, I don't want the old men in the nursing home getting all excited, so maybe its a good thing.

What's the biggest lobby you've seen a crinkler getting while you were giving him his bath?

[LadyGwendolyn]

What's the biggest lobby you've seen a crinkler getting while you were giving him his bath?

I haven't actually started my experience yet Vincer....just the school part so far. But, I can imagine it would be a pretty awkward situation.

[fintan fogerty]

Reggie finner. The other would have happied by default the following morning.

Let me think about the melly one


The genie was very clear that you can only have one sex act Vince. So unless Meller is in the bed the following morning, you're in trouble.

[fintan fogerty]

I haven't actually started my experience yet Vincer....just the school part so far. But, I can imagine it would be a pretty awkward situation.


What's the biggest lobby you've seen in general? And what's the most awkward situation you've ever been in (sexwise)?

[LadyGwendolyn]

Can I ask you guys a serious question? What do you think is the likelihood that I would get a job as a nurse in Ireland, in about a years time? I'll have a bachelor's of science in nursing and be a registered nurse. Also, do you have any idea how much nurses are paid there? Over here (well in nyc) its about 75-80 grand a year.

[fintan fogerty]

Can I ask you guys a serious question? What do you think is the likelihood that I would get a job as a nurse in Ireland, in about a years time? I'll have a bachelor's of science in nursing and be a registered nurse. Also, do you have any idea how much nurses are paid there? Over here (well in nyc) its about 75-80 grand a year.


You're asking the right guys Gwenders.


You have about 100% chance and you can negociate your salary during the interview. Don't start too low!!

[Vincent Murphy]

Can I ask you guys a serious question? What do you think is the likelihood that I would get a job as a nurse in Ireland, in about a years time? I'll have a bachelor's of science in nursing and be a registered nurse. Also, do you have any idea how much nurses are paid there? Over here (well in nyc) its about 75-80 grand a year.

Holy crapper.. I think they get about 25k in Finland..

[Vincent Murphy]

The genie was very clear that you can only have one sex act Vince. So unless Meller is in the bed the following morning, you're in trouble.

The genie doesn't have the first clue about the vincent effect

[LadyGwendolyn]

Holy crapper.. I think they get about 25k in Finland..

Woah, garbagemen are paid like twice that here.

[fintan fogerty]

The genie doesn't have the first clue about the vincent effect


He's a genie. He's fixed it so that if you do more than one sex act, you get the dreaded KR.

[Vincent Murphy]

Yeah but if you get sick here you get put up in a 5 star hotel and get free hoors and stuff..

[LadyGwendolyn]

Yeah but if you get sick here you get put up in a 5 star hotel and get free hoors and stuff..

Well over here you get that too....but only if you can afford insurance...if not they kick your ass to the curb.

[Vincent Murphy]

Btw gwendy - is there still a Bob-related jihad out on you?

[Vincent Murphy]

Well over here you get that too....but only if you can afford insurance...if not they kick your ass to the curb.

I have to pay 9% tax :(

[LadyGwendolyn]

Btw gwendy - is there still a Bob-related jihad out on you?

Wha?? What's a BoB related jihad? Are the BoBs are religious cult now?

[Vincent Murphy]

Well over here you get that too....but only if you can afford insurance...if not they kick your ass to the curb.

It's Kerb gwendy

[fintan fogerty]

It's Kerb gwendy

:lol!:

[Vincent Murphy]

Wha?? What's a BoB related jihad? Are the BoBs are religious cult now?

i suppose we could be depending how you look at it

[Vincent Murphy]

He's a genie. He's fixed it so that if you do more than one sex act, you get the dreaded KR.

if he was any good as a genie he'd know i had it already surely

[fintan fogerty]

if he was any good as a genie he'd know i had it already surely


You've got me (and him) there Vince.

[fintan fogerty]

i suppose we could be depending how you look at it


I bagsy being David Karesh.

[Vincent Murphy]

bagsy being one of the guys that legged it

[fintan fogerty]

bagsy being one of the guys that legged it

Damn, that's much better.

[Vincent Murphy]

well, if you're still undy 35 at the time

[fintan fogerty]

True. Reckon when we get to 35 we'll push it back to 37 or will we go through with it?

[Vincent Murphy]

I'd say we'll push it back but don't tell handsy i said that

[fintan fogerty]

OK Vince. We'll probby be finished jiggling by then anyway.

[gozzy]

How the BoB's?

I'm here for the evening......

Bit of a ToolFest on the LF like.

[fintan fogerty]

Alright Goz,

I'm off to the scratcher. Have to do a bit of work tomorrow.

[hands]

Can I ask you guys a serious question? What do you think is the likelihood that I would get a job as a nurse in Ireland, in about a years time? I'll have a bachelor's of science in nursing and be a registered nurse. Also, do you have any idea how much nurses are paid there? Over here (well in nyc) its about 75-80 grand a year.

I know that from England to Ireland it takes about 3 months to transfer the qualification over... I'll get you some details.
I think they get around 50K E

[hands]

I'd say we'll push it back but don't tell handsy i said that

:(

[LadyGwendolyn]

I know that from England to Ireland it takes about 3 months to transfer the qualification over... I'll get you some details.
I think they get around 50K E

Thanks handsy! I did look up the nursing board in Ireland, and from what I read it didn't seem too difficult to get your qualification transferred...just a matter of filing out paperwork I think. I'm just wondering with the recession and all, do you think I would be hired because they have to hire Irish and EU first, right? Or is there still a demand for nurses regardless? I guess its hard to tell right now....I won't be done for another year, so who knows what will happen in that time. 50K isn't too bad...

[fintan fogerty]

Mornington.

[hands]

Guten Morgen my son :D

[fintan fogerty]

Looking forward to 'aving it large now Handser.

[hands]

Thanks handsy! I did look up the nursing board in Ireland, and from what I read it didn't seem too difficult to get your qualification transferred...just a matter of filing out paperwork I think. I'm just wondering with the recession and all, do you think I would be hired because they have to hire Irish and EU first, right? Or is there still a demand for nurses regardless? I guess its hard to tell right now....I won't be done for another year, so who knows what will happen in that time. 50K isn't too bad...

No ideas about the EU thing - but yeah, I think it's just process to get it transferred... I'll get back to you

[hands]

Looking forward to 'aving it large now Handser.

Yeah - me too :D

[debgor2]

I think you meant 'aving it enlarged.

[Vincent Murphy]

Would you like a free aney enlargement deb?

[handsome b. wonderful]

my what a good looking bunch of gentlemen

[gozzy]

Thanks Aphex......

[hands]

Hello :D

[handsome b. wonderful]

Thanks Aphex......

nope

[Vincent Murphy]

Hi fully

[hands]

Hi Hands :(

[fintan fogerty]

Hi Hands,


Hi Wondery.

[hands]

Hi Vincery :D

[fintan fogerty]

Hi Wolf.

[LadyGwendolyn]

Hi BoBs! :)

[watermelon]

Evening.

Working late :-(

Again

[handsome b. wonderful]

Hello :D

Hi fully

Hi Hands :(

Hi Hands,


Hi Wondery.

Hi BoBs! :)

Evening.

Working late :-(

Again


wassaaaaap

[watermelon]

Hands couldn't you think of another alter ego other than handsome.b.wonderful ?

;-)

*waves to handsome*

[hands]

Hands couldn't you think of another alter ego other than handsome.b.wonderful ?

;-)

*waves to handsome*

There's only one handsome here and that's The Hands

[handsome b. wonderful]

Hands couldn't you think of another alter ego other than handsome.b.wonderful ?

;-)

*waves to handsome*

*waves*

There's only one handsome here and that's The Hands

*shakes fist*

[hands]

There's only one handsome Handsy :D

[watermelon]

Still working :-(

Hands i've done a few weeks ....no idea how you do it...

[hands]

Still working :-(

Hands i've done a few weeks ....no idea how you do it...

I've quit Meller :)

[watermelon]

Ah yeah know that...this is more myself putting the pressure on....everything has gone against me today...think its a sign for bed....

*flop*

Night

[hands]

Ah yeah know that...this is more myself putting the pressure on....everything has gone against me today...think its a sign for bed....

*flop*

Night

yeah - you should only work if you're making progress Meller; otherwise look at it with fresh eyes tomorrow :D

[fintan fogerty]

I'm at a conference for the next two days. No proc for me.

[hands]

3G Finner?

[fintan fogerty]

True, I'll have my ipod and my laptop. And I'm not speaking at this one so I might do a bit. I should probably pay attention though.

[Vincent Murphy]

morning wall.

[kevinbitzz]

morn-ing

[fintan fogerty]

Morning!!

[Vincent Murphy]

hi bits

[kevinbitzz]

Hey Vince/Finner/The Hands


how the flock are ye?

[Vincent Murphy]

not too bad bitzer, 3 more work shifts and then a 3 day weekend. Cousin is staying with me so should be a good weekend of hammiedness yay

[hands]

True, I'll have my ipod and my laptop. And I'm not speaking at this one so I might do a bit. I should probably pay attention though.

Not at all Finner - check out the talent instead

[hands]

Nipping out for a triple shot, venti, skinny wet latte now guys... back in 30 mins x

[kevinbitzz]

not too bad bitzer, 3 more work shifts and then a 3 day weekend. Cousin is staying with me so should be a good weekend of hammiedness yay

Bank Hol weekend here as well, will probably have more than 2 pints sat/sun/mon.

Nipping out for a triple shot, venti, skinny wet latte now guys... back in 30 mins x





wet? what the hell?

[hands]

Bank Hol weekend here as well, will probably have more than 2 pints sat/sun/mon.







wet? what the hell?

The drink of champions Bitzy boy

[hands]

Wolly / Bitzy do you knobbers do biz mileage? I do; and for the last few years have been getting reimbursed @ 15p a mile (not 40P which HMRC allows)... but I let it add up so I could claim it back in bulk... I'm owed loads; the form to get it back on it p87 :D

[hands]

No ideas about the EU thing - but yeah, I think it's just process to get it transferred... I'll get back to you

Apparently student nurses get paid rubbish in Ireland Gwendy :(

[kevinbitzz]

The drink of champions Bitzy boy

But did you actually ask for a wet coffee?

Wolly / Bitzy do you knobbers do biz mileage? I do; and for the last few years have been getting reimbursed @ 15p a mile (not 40P which HMRC allows)... but I let it add up so I could claim it back in bulk... I'm owed loads; the form to get it back on it p87 :D

Yep, but as i don't do much claimable biz mileage it doesn't really bother me,

i though the amount per mile depended on the engine size?

but are you say that everyone should get 40p a mile no matter what?

[hands]

But did you actually ask for a wet coffee?



Yep, but as i don't do much claimable biz mileage it doesn't really bother me,

i though the amount per mile depended on the engine size?

but are you say that everyone should get 40p a mile no matter what?

It all adds up my son.

I was getting 15P a mile from my employer. However; for the first 10000 miles you're entitled to 40p relief a mile from HMRC. So I'm allowed claim back (40p - 15p) for the first 10K miles per year...

[kevinbitzz]

It all adds up my son.

I was getting 15P a mile from my employer. However; for the first 10000 miles you're entitled to 40p relief a mile from HMRC. So I'm allowed claim back (40p - 15p) for the first 10K miles per year...

nice one,



on another note,

Did you ask for a wet coffee????

[fintan fogerty]

It all adds up my son.

I was getting 15P a mile from my employer. However; for the first 10000 miles you're entitled to 40p relief a mile from HMRC. So I'm allowed claim back (40p - 15p) for the first 10K miles per year...


Brilly the way you've become like JBP/ Double D.

[fintan fogerty]

Not at all Finner - check out the talent instead


That only took a minute Handser.


It's a conference on linguistics and adaptivity in computer assisted language learning.


There are fit birds in linguistics but not on the computer side :(

[Vincent Murphy]

At work, considering nipping out to mollers for a cider

[tedobrien]

Afty all. At home 'studying' at the mo. Effing weather is not playing ball.

At work, considering nipping out to mollers for a cider
If the Vince of two years' ago thought he'd ever utter those words, I'm sure he would have thought it could only happen in the context of crossing the wrong bouncer and ending up in his rightful place in heaven.

[hands]

nice one,



on another note,

Did you ask for a wet coffee????

Yes - I always do; otherwise they make them a bit too dry for my tastes wha'?

[hands]

Brilly the way you've become like JBP/ Double D.

:vamp:

[Vincent Murphy]

Afty all. At home 'studying' at the mo. Effing weather is not playing ball.


If the Vince of two years' ago thought he'd ever utter those words, I'm sure he would have thought it could only happen in the context of crossing the wrong bouncer and ending up in his rightful place in heaven.

Sounds a bit unlikely all right in the context of two years ago..

[LadyGwendolyn]

Apparently student nurses get paid rubbish in Ireland Gwendy :(

What do you mean student? Do you mean like recently graduated nurses without a lot of experience?

Hmm well.....what about London?

[Vincent Murphy]

Hi gwendy

[hands]

What do you mean student? Do you mean like recently graduated nurses without a lot of experience?

Hmm well.....what about London?

Londons the greatest city on Earth Gwendy :D

[hands]

Just found a Joris Voorn Special Mix -> It's even got beachball remix (Meller I'm sure you'll remember this)

http://soundcloud.com/joris-voorn/mixmag-presents-joris-voorn-we-love-the-sound-of-sundays-space-ibiza

[kevinbitzz]

Yes - I always do; otherwise they make them a bit too dry for my tastes wha'?

snigg-a-roo

What do you mean student? Do you mean like recently graduated nurses without a lot of experience?

Hmm well.....what about London?

http://www.london.com/



I thought nurses did their job cos they cared for people,


Is it all about the money for you Gwendy?

[hands]

snigg-a-roo



http://www.london.com/



I thought nurses did their job cos they cared for people,


Is it all about the money for you Gwendy?

True Bitzy me boy; Gwendy's all about the money :(

[kevinbitzz]

True Bitzy me boy; Gwendy's all about the money :(


probby checks them for money when they are asleep/in a coma




My sister is a nurse, she loves it, and is on shocking money,

i tend to buy her stuff or give her some vouchers every now and again,

[fintan fogerty]

Would it put you off doing a pork to Gwendy, Bitz?

[kevinbitzz]

Gwendy? If she was asleep?


or if she was in a coma? a la Kill Bill?



thats a good question Finner

[fintan fogerty]

No Bitz. That's wrong.


Does the fact that she's a money-grabber put you off wanting to do a pork to her?

[kevinbitzz]

I'd have to say no, but i'd be careful...


What about you?



Does the fact that Gwendy's a money-grabber put you off wanting to do a pork to her?

[fintan fogerty]

Morning.

Live from the linguistics conference again. Not sitting next to my boss today so should be able to proc more.

[fintan fogerty]

I'd have to say no, but i'd be careful...


What about you?



Does the fact that Gwendy's a money-grabber put you off wanting to do a pork to her?


No, but I wouldn't do a pork to her anyway. Vince would kill me.

[hands]

probby checks them for money when they are asleep/in a coma




My sister is a nurse, she loves it, and is on shocking money,

i tend to buy her stuff or give her some vouchers every now and again,

It's terrible Bitzy; the fat cats get richer and the nurses get nothing...

[fintan fogerty]

Morning Hands,


going for a small cider?

[hands]

Morning Hands,


going for a small cider?

was thinking of having a little party today perhaps

[hands]

No, but I wouldn't do a pork to her anyway. Vince would kill me.

he'd kill ya stone dead

[Vincent Murphy]

morning all.

might have to get hammied indoors rather than outdoors this weekend :|

[tedobrien]

Morning all.

Here's some proper info on Salary scales (http://www.inmo.ie/DesktopModules/Articles/ArticlesView.aspx?Ta bID=35&ItemID=3625&mid=6977), Gwenders.
I presume that those figures are all before tips/corpse wallet rifling.

[fintan fogerty]

was thinking of having a little party today perhaps


A little solo jiggle perhaps?

[fintan fogerty]

morning all.

might have to get hammied indoors rather than outdoors this weekend :|

Can't wait to get hammied on a canal boat in my flipflops.

[hands]

Morning all.

Here's some proper info on Salary scales (http://www.inmo.ie/DesktopModules/Articles/ArticlesView.aspx?Ta bID=35&ItemID=3625&mid=6977), Gwenders.
I presume that those figures are all before tips/corpse wallet rifling.

:lol!:

[hands]

Can't wait to get hammied on a canal boat in my flipflops.

Hundred in the Hand :lol!:

[fintan fogerty]

Nah, don't know who's playing this weekend.


Actually you'd really like some of the techno stuff hundred in the hands do.

[Vincent Murphy]

I don't currently own any flipfleas, lost my last 7 pairs in Asia :(

[fintan fogerty]

You won't need em ver there Vincer.

[hands]

You won't need em ver there Vincer.

:lol!: maybe a sensible pair of showshoes would be better

[Vincent Murphy]

what are they handsy?

[hands]

Nah, don't know who's playing this weekend.


Actually you'd really like some of the techno stuff hundred in the hands do.

Where should I start Finner? I'm on Itunes now

[hands]

what are they handsy?

You'll know all about them soon Vincery

[Vincent Murphy]

can't wait

[fintan fogerty]

Where should I start Finner? I'm on Itunes now

MySpace. Don't buy anything.

[fintan fogerty]

Concentrating on the food and wine today. Just had a good old lunch. Bit of kip now for the next few talks.

[hands]

Concentrating on the food and wine today. Just had a good old lunch. Bit of kip now for the next few talks.

did you have an espresso finner?

[fintan fogerty]

I had two Handser.

[hands]

AAAAGGHHH :D

My new job is offering me the start dates of;

29th June 2010
2nd August 2010
7th September 2010


AAAAAAGHGGGGH

[Wallace]

Afternoon all

Hope ye didn't miss me





( heheh)

[fintan fogerty]

September obviously. Give the dressing gown a good run out.

[fintan fogerty]

Hey Waller. Tell Vince that Chouffe is lovely.

[hands]

September obviously. Give the dressing gown a good run out.

you knows it my son! I'll be on the party scene all through summer now; might go see Ange too :D

[hands]

I'm going to be having it large style Finner :D

[fintan fogerty]

You deserve it Handsy.

[Wallace]

Hey Waller. Tell Vince that Chouffe is lovely.


Well I'm not given to lying , I can't remember if I've drank it .

The Brother loves the stuff though , he says it's great .

( it's an abbey beer isn't it ? they're all pretty ok as far as I know )

[fintan fogerty]

Well I'm not given to lying , I can't remember if I've drank it .

The Brother loves the stuff though , he says it's great .

( it's an abbey beer isn't it ? they're all pretty ok as far as I know )


Not an abbey beer. Small brewery in the Belgian Ardennes.

Beautiful stuff.


The after taste Vince is referring to is the taste of beer. He's just too fond of Bud lite or something.

[Wallace]

Not an abbey beer. Small brewery in the Belgian Ardennes.

Beautiful stuff.


The after taste Vince is referring to is the taste of beer. He's just too fond of Bud lite or something.


I drank a Mc Chouffe once ( I had a sneaky peek at the website to jog the memory )
It is Gorgeous .

The La Chouffe does have a little Coriander in it ( belgians are mad for adding things in their beer ) Maybe it's the coriander he didn't like ?

[fintan fogerty]

McChouffe is the brown beer version. I prefer the blond.

Not sure about the coriander.

[tedobrien]

Wally, what's your opinion of the Irish Ale in Aldi at the mo?

[hands]

Wally, what's your opinion of the Irish Ale in Aldi at the mo?

It's evil Ted

[Vincent Murphy]

beer isn't supposed to taste like acidy piss finner.

don't you dare start work before seppy handsy!

[hands]

beer isn't supposed to taste like acidy piss finner.

don't you dare start work before seppy handsy!

I shan't vincery :D

[Vincent Murphy]

Good man:)

[hands]

Lads I love my dog :)

[hands]

Anyone going to EP this year? I'm going :D and planning on getting mightly fucked up :D

[kevinbitzz]

Morning all.

Here's some proper info on Salary scales (http://www.inmo.ie/DesktopModules/Articles/ArticlesView.aspx?Ta bID=35&ItemID=3625&mid=6977), Gwenders.
I presume that those figures are all before tips/corpse wallet rifling.

:lol!:

Lads I love my dog :)

was it cold last night Hands?

Anyone going to EP this year? I'm going :D and planning on getting mightly fucked up :D

Jump over the fence, tis cheaper!







Hello Folks

[watermelon]

Hello Bobs.

In weekend form. Probably leave early....say 3ish....noice...

[fintan fogerty]

Nice Meller.

Getting content this weekend? Or going to concentrate on drinking and porking?

[watermelon]

No getting content :-(
Would love a bit of contentment.

Well a few gay mates of mine are having a Eurovision party tomorrow night that I'll be heading to for the laugh.

Sunday have a drinking session in Clapham.

No porking as the Buachaill is otherwise engaged.

[kevinbitzz]

No getting content :-(
Would love a bit of contentment.

Well a few gay mates of mine are having a Eurovision party tomorrow night that I'll be heading to for the laugh.

Sunday have a drinking session in Clapham.

No porking as the Buachaill is otherwise engaged.

hmmmmmmmmm

hi Meller.

[watermelon]

Where are my manners.....what are you doing Oh Finner "sexy French accent" Fogerty?

[watermelon]

hmmmmmmmmm

hi Meller.

Hi Kevin.

How do?

[fintan fogerty]

Where are my manners.....what are you doing Oh Finner "sexy French accent" Fogerty?

No plans as yet and my phone is on the blink so that's holding me back. Think I'll have to flash the software but then I'll lose everything, right? My last back up was a few months ago so there'll be a few disappointed slags.

No contentment so I guess I'll spend two days sitting on a terrace sipping cider. Hopefully get a pork.

[watermelon]

Can you sync your contacts to your phone via bluetooth?

I envy you and your terrace Finner.

[kevinbitzz]

Hi Kevin.

How do?


I'm fine out Meller, i may be in the same neck of the woods Sunday, if i see ya i'll be sure to start jumping up and down, waving like a manaic, and shout "Helllllllooooooo Melons!!!!" across a street or crowded pub,




Another Question,


what are the alternatives to an iphone? i have a thread in the Tech Forum but you and the BoBs might have a bit of input as well

[fintan fogerty]

Can you sync your contacts to your phone via bluetooth?

I envy you and your terrace Finner.


No because the software won't start up. I have the contacts synced to the pc suite but the last sync was a few months ago so I'll lose a few random slags. Any ideas? Thinking of going out to get a usb cable and flash the software but any advice would be much appreciated.


Yeah. I love it. One of the best things about living here. Terrace from May to September.

[watermelon]

I'm fine out Meller, i may be in the same neck of the woods Sunday, if i see ya i'll be sure to start jumping up and down, waving like a manaic, and shout "Helllllllooooooo Melons!!!!" across a street or crowded pub,




Another Question,


what are the alternatives to an iphone? i have a thread in the Tech Forum but you and the BoBs might have a bit of input as well

http://dfglove.files.wordpr ess.com/2009/12/fisher-price-chatter-phone.jpg



No because the software won't start up. I have the contacts synced to the pc suite but the last sync was a few months ago so I'll lose a few random slags. Any ideas? Thinking of going out to get a usb cable and flash the software but any advice would be much appreciated.


Yeah. I love it. One of the best things about living here. Terrace from May to September.

No ideas really Finner. Sure a stud like you will have those slags replaced in no time. Pas de probleme.

[hands]

No getting content :-(
Would love a bit of contentment.

Well a few gay mates of mine are having a Eurovision party tomorrow night that I'll be heading to for the laugh.

Sunday have a drinking session in Clapham.

No porking as the Buachaill is otherwise engaged.

Meller - scarily I'm doing exactly the same as you this weekend...

[hands]

No because the software won't start up. I have the contacts synced to the pc suite but the last sync was a few months ago so I'll lose a few random slags. Any ideas? Thinking of going out to get a usb cable and flash the software but any advice would be much appreciated.


Yeah. I love it. One of the best things about living here. Terrace from May to September.

Disk recovery Finner me boy - you'll need to pay tho...

[hands]

I'm fine out Meller, i may be in the same neck of the woods Sunday, if i see ya i'll be sure to start jumping up and down, waving like a manaic, and shout "Helllllllooooooo Melons!!!!" across a street or crowded pub,




Another Question,


what are the alternatives to an iphone? i have a thread in the Tech Forum but you and the BoBs might have a bit of input as well

Nothing Bitzy - people wank on about android and all that; but for ease of use go with iphone

[watermelon]

Meller - scarily I'm doing exactly the same as you this weekend...

:shock:

[fintan fogerty]

http://dfglove.files.wordpr ess.com/2009/12/fisher-price-chatter-phone.jpg





No ideas really Finner. Sure a stud like you will have those slags replaced in no time. Pas de probleme.


True. There were two slags I wanted to see again. Oh well, I'm sure they'll call.

[watermelon]

Oh and add to that....curry festival in Brick Lane on Monday so probably faff around there.

[hands]

Oh and add to that....curry festival in Brick Lane on Monday so probably faff around there.

nah - won't be doing that; anyone going to BL for curry is risking their life..

[fintan fogerty]

Disk recovery Finner me boy - you'll need to pay tho...


Who'll do that for me handser? How much about?

[hands]

Who'll do that for me handser? How much about?

PC World can do disk recovery here in the UK - geek squad... dunno about phones; but it's just another disk so I guess so...

[kevinbitzz]

Do people not have their phone numbers on a sim card anymore?

fuck....

[kevinbitzz]

Cheers Melly and Hands for ye're suggestions.

[hands]

Do people not have their phone numbers on a sim card anymore?

fuck....

I'm going on the assumption Finner doesn't?

[watermelon]

nah - won't be doing that; anyone going to BL for curry is risking their life..

Well I just like to live life on the edge Hands.

[fintan fogerty]

I'm going on the assumption Finner doesn't?


I do I think. How can I get those. Think my sim is blocked.

[watermelon]

Where is Wolfy these days?

[hands]

Where is Wolfy these days?

he's quit the PROC :(

[watermelon]

He has in his hole.

Evidence?

Really?

[hands]

He has in his hole.

Evidence?

Really?

his work caught him - think they gave him a warning :(

[fintan fogerty]

It's actually his second warning. The first was non-proc related so he doesn't want to take any risks. He won't be on here anymore.

[kevinbitzz]

Jesus!

[watermelon]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LI20iydaNdc/SmqJI2fht_I/AAAAAAAABJ0/D8HAva6XYX4/s400/crying-baby-272x300.jpg

[hands]

Yeah, I don't think he wants us to talk too much about him on here TBH. He recons work are looking for a final strike, cos really posting all day instead of working isn't really that bad... so he's obviously looking at his options now...

[watermelon]

OK.


*lip quivers*

[kevinbitzz]

Fair Enough


So BoBs,


if any of ye see a ginger beardy cunt in the next few weeks say hello from me.

[fintan fogerty]

I reckon he could find something new pretty quickly. That's what I'd do anyway. Not for proc but just because they seem to have made up their minds. Hard to turn that around.

Anyway, he's working hard but he's fine otherwise.

[hands]

He'll be okay...

[watermelon]

Right Im at a loose end this evening.

:-(

[Vincent Murphy]

Yeah, I don't think he wants us to talk too much about him on here TBH. He recons work are looking for a final strike, cos really posting all day instead of working isn't really that bad... so he's obviously looking at his options now...

:lol!:

[hands]

Cos of Wolfy?

[Vincent Murphy]

True. There were two slags I wanted to see again. Oh well, I'm sure they'll call.

O2.ie was a lifesaver for me a few times, gives you a log of every number you've called or texted so you can work out the number of the slag you need. Genius.

[Vincent Murphy]

Oh handsy you're the divil

[hands]

Oh handsy you're the divil

:x-mas:

[hands]

O2.ie was a lifesaver for me a few times, gives you a log of every number you've called or texted so you can work out the number of the slag you need. Genius.

phew :)

[Vincent Murphy]

For the slag?

[hands]

For the slag?

yeah - she's a lucky slag

[kevinbitzz]

So anyway, back to the phone issue,


I always save numbers to both phone memory and sim card,

plus onto my lappy every now and again.

[hands]

Right Im at a loose end this evening.

:-(

Want to meet Finner for a pork?

[kevinbitzz]

Kim Jong Ill before he started singing I'm so Ronery?


KNHLywCfnHI

[hands]

exactly :)

[kevinbitzz]

:lol!:

[kevinbitzz]

nearly finished work.....(i am at home.)


hup-hup...

[hands]

still on a conf call :(

[kevinbitzz]

in your dressing gown/bath robe?

[hands]

in your dressing gown/bath robe?

Nah :)

[kevinbitzz]

Heading out later The Hands?

[hands]

Might head out later for a bit of sex :)

[handsome b. wonderful]

i'm on a conf call, muted, and cleaning my kitchen

the glamour on a friday afternoon

[fintan fogerty]

Sorted my phone. Just lost numbers since last back up. Only two slags I wanted to pork again. I'm sure they'll call.


Got hammied last nght. Ended up in a goth club. Crazy days.

[watermelon]

Met Pudgee for a few but nothing hectic but feel like I was out all night. Ugh!
Shitty day so might watch Clash of the Titans for the giraffe.

[fintan fogerty]

how is Pudgee? Would you say he'd like the BoBs?

[watermelon]

He got a chuckle out of Wolfys news. Not meant in a bad way like but just the craziness of it.

He fine. Had a pleasant evening with him and some of his literary buddies

[fintan fogerty]

Want to meet Finner for a pork?


You should come over for a terrace.


We probably shouldn't pork though. You're a little bit old for me Meller.

[watermelon]

You should come over for a terrace.


We probably shouldn't pork though. You're a little bit old for me Meller.

Not sure to laugh or cry.

[fintan fogerty]

He got a chuckle out of Wolfys news. Not meant in a bad way like but just the craziness of it.

He fine. Had a pleasant evening with him and some of his literary buddies

Brilly. Do you think he'd get on with the BoBs though?

[watermelon]

Brilly. Do you think he'd get on with the BoBs though?

You could put Pudgee anywhere really.

Not sure though...i've rarely seen ye in yer full glory. Actually think himself and Wolfy would do alright.


I'm really not coping with this news of him not being around anymore....he had a penchant for blowing smoke up my arse when not trying to gross me out with shit talk.

[fintan fogerty]

Not sure to laugh or cry.


Laugh. It's not you Meller, it's me. We're the same age but I have a strict policy about this.

[watermelon]

Loving Mr Scruffs mix with its latin vibes.....

http://soundcloud.com/mr-scruff/mr-scruff-dj-mix-from-brighton-digital-23-may-2010

Be good for the terrace Finner and the sun.

[watermelon]

Laugh. It's not you Meller, it's me. We're the same age but I have a strict policy about this.


LOL I know.

Whats your plans for le journee?

[fintan fogerty]

Just went for a little wee wee and notice two things in the mirror.


1) Despite being hammied last night, I look amazing.

2) I let a slag cut my hair last night at a party. She did an ok job surprisingly.

[watermelon]

That hair thing could have been disastrous.

[fintan fogerty]

It could have been but she did ok. I'm surprised I didn't pork her (or at least lob the gob).

[watermelon]

Right I need to get some grub.

Later handsome

[fintan fogerty]

LOL I know.

Whats your plans for le journee?


LA journée!!!

Will probby go to an Irish pub to watch the Magner's league final. Invited to a bbq after by some slag. Will probby go. Then go out to look for a pork I suppose.

You?

[watermelon]

Have my eurovision night tonight at a gay mates house so should be fun. They usually do fun parties. Was about to go out but its pissing.....order in food might be an option.

[fintan fogerty]

I'm pretty starving too.

[watermelon]

Pizza and a glass of wine and a flick (the movie kind) might be the order of the day. I feel wrecked.

[fintan fogerty]

Pizza and a glass of wine and a flick (the movie kind) might be the order of the day. I feel wrecked.


Hehe. Not get hammied at all last night? The only thing that'll make me feel ok is more beer.

[fintan fogerty]

What's your favourite way to lie when you're having a flick, Meller?

[fintan fogerty]

I lost yur number with this phone business Meller.

[watermelon]

What's your favourite way to lie when you're having a flick, Meller?

Well lying down is lying down isn't it Finner.

As long as legs are akimbo.....LOL it don't matter.

I lost yur number with this phone business Meller.

You looking for it so you can leave me French porky pork messages?

[fintan fogerty]

Well lying down is lying down isn't it Finner.

As long as legs are akimbo.....LOL it don't matter.



You looking for it so you can leave me French porky pork messages?


1) Do you prefer lying on your back or front?

2) Obviously

[kevinbitzz]

Hi

Rain and eng works, means no beer this evening,


not to worry,

Will have a few tomorrow...

[fintan fogerty]

This is why you need to move to London Bitzer.

[kevinbitzz]

nah,

too expensive

[hands]

Hi

Rain and eng works, means no beer this evening,


not to worry,

Will have a few tomorrow...

You've only got yourself to blame innit?

[hands]

1) Do you prefer lying on your back or front?

2) Obviously

For a pork or for a flick?

[hands]

Met Pudgee for a few but nothing hectic but feel like I was out all night. Ugh!
Shitty day so might watch Clash of the Titans for the giraffe.

Was he asking for the BoBs?

[kevinbitzz]

You've only got yourself to blame innit?

indeed,

but plans have now changed, a few beers a few stops away

[hands]

He got a chuckle out of Wolfys news. Not meant in a bad way like but just the craziness of it.

He fine. Had a pleasant evening with him and some of his literary buddies

I think Wolly had a final interview yesterday for a new job; so there's a good chance he'll be back soon :) He said he might have to be a little inventive with the references tho.... I've noticed he's cut down his online presence a lot in the last few weeks; even on FB he's shortened / changed his name...

[hands]

indeed,

but plans have now changed, a few beers a few stops away

I might have to go to cunting Clapham tonight - I get a rash whenever I go south of the river innit?

[kevinbitzz]

I might have to go to cunting Clapham tonight - I get a rash whenever I go south of the river innit?

Ohhhhhhh, I don't mind Claaaammmm

was supposed to go there tomorrow, cancelled


Heading to Shoreditch instead.... :D

[hands]

Ohhhhhhh, I don't mind Claaaammmm

was supposed to go there tomorrow, cancelled


Heading to Shoreditch instead.... :D

I hate clapham - it's full of wankers. Not sure about shoreditch TBH - it's cool in an alt-indie-rock kinda way (meaning completely uncool)

[kevinbitzz]

I hate clapham - it's full of wankers. Not sure about shoreditch TBH - it's cool in an alt-indie-rock kinda way (meaning completely uncool)


true, it is worse than most areas in the wanker stakes,

[kevinbitzz]

from the LF,

:cool:

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i know i shouldn't but, :lol!:

[kevinbitzz]

So where would you suggest Hands?


3 suggestions please....

[hands]

So where would you suggest Hands?


3 suggestions please....

Angel

[king of the BONGO]

ez bobs, just finished plunging my toilet...

one of the lads from work calls over from time to time and drops a massive log that blocks it up. he seems quite proud of this.

i'd ban him altogether but i'm worried he might shit in the hall (he's from galway).

your thoughts?

[king of the BONGO]

from the LF,

:cool:



i know i shouldn't but, :lol!:

jesus, that kid will be some legend when he's older