Boys oh boys

[watermelon]

nice one.

hmm.. maybe i should get a juicer.. i get fruit for cheap from the stall across the square...

Learn about 3-4 juices that all have common enough ingredients and off you pop.

[fintan fogerty]

Learn about 3-4 juices that all have common enough ingredients and off you pop.


What are the ingredients for orange juice, Meller?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

How well do you think I'd do Hands?

you'd make a fortune meller.

sammie walton's pile it high and sell it cheap philosophy has made his shop one of the biggest businesses in the world.

[watermelon]

What are the ingredients for orange juice, Meller?

No one likes a schmart hole Finner.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_are_the_main_in gredients_of_orange_ juice

[Vincent Murphy]

Learn about 3-4 juices that all have common enough ingredients and off you pop.

could i not just make it up as i go along?

[hands]

How well do you think I'd do Hands?

You'd never starve as long as I'm around Meller!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

You'd never starve as long as I'm around Meller!

:lol!: http://www.clipartof.com/images/thumbnail/2199.gif

[Vincent Murphy]

do you feel sick thinking about handsy and meller having sex wofy?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

no. why?



i just assumed handsy was going to feed her like a gannet feeding her young... aka puking into her mouth

[fintan fogerty]

sorry for being smart Meller.

It's cool that you're doing that. Should be a good laugh.

[Vincent Murphy]

oh right

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

oh right

what does sex have to do with it?

[watermelon]

sorry for being smart Meller.

It's cool that you're doing that. Should be a good laugh.

Actually it should be cool. The Camden Market crew are a good mix and a good laugh (brother is a manger there and met his wife there).

And also it wont involve sitting behind a fucking desk.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

that will be cool.

myself and the lads will pop up...will you give us free juice?

[fintan fogerty]

It'll be very cool meller. And great for talent spotting (though it'll never beat the time you were on a BoBfest in camden)

[watermelon]

that will be cool.

myself and the lads will pop up...will you give us free juice?


No free juice until I'm managing.

[watermelon]

It'll be very cool meller. And great for talent spotting (though it'll never beat the time you were on a BoBfest in camden)


That was a disaster of a BoBfest pour moi.

Sank about 5 pints and had to leg it.

No dinner and head was spinning.

Plus Vincent had a glint in his eye ;-)

[Vincent Murphy]

No free juice until I'm managing.

ffs.. :mad:

[fintan fogerty]

That was a disaster of a BoBfest pour moi.

Sank about 5 pints and had to leg it.

No dinner and head was spinning.

Plus Vincent had a glint in his eye ;-)


Yeah, but you got to hang out with 5 dreamboats. Ted wasn't there.

[watermelon]

Yeah, but you got to hang out with 5 dreamboats. Ted wasn't there.

No denying that Finner.

[Claire Bergin]

Learn about 3-4 juices that all have common enough ingredients and off you pop.

Don't even get Ted started!!

[fintan fogerty]

Half 4. Magniffy day. Time for Finner to hit a beergarden.

[watermelon]

Oooops just realized I was meant to attend a Back to Work Session yesterday as part of my dole. Might have to wear low cut top tomorrow to keep my guy sweet.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

That was a disaster of a BoBfest pour moi.

Sank about 5 pints and had to leg it.

No dinner and head was spinning.

Plus Vincent had a glint in his eye ;-)

i don't think vince's japper eye isn't glistening ever.

[hands]

Oooops just realized I was meant to attend a Back to Work Session yesterday as part of my dole. Might have to wear low cut top tomorrow to keep my guy sweet.

Let him have a grope Meller.

[Vincent Murphy]

it's nearly always oozing a little bit of that sticky see-through stuff wolfy tbph

[watermelon]

it's nearly always oozing a little bit of that sticky see-through stuff wolfy tbph


Ah FFS.

Vincent.

:lol!::lol!:

[hands]

it's nearly always oozing a little bit of that sticky see-through stuff wolfy tbph

:lol!:

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

it's nearly always oozing a little bit of that sticky see-through stuff wolfy tbph

:grin:

[hands]

You're an animal Vinner

[tedobrien]

it's nearly always oozing a little bit of that sticky see-through stuff wolfy tbph

animal

[Vincent Murphy]

:lol:

[Claire Bergin]

Yay for The People's Champion

[Claire Bergin]

Just thinking about what I'll have for lunch.....perhaps a little bbq - have chicken breasts and sweetcorn.....

Had some great poos this evening after my sweetcorn.

Sweetcorn - tastes good and provides entertainment - It really is the veggie that just keeps on giving!!!

[Claire Bergin]

It's Crunchie Day!!!! :))

Feckin' YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY Y

[Claire Bergin]

Heeheehee, this really is a fanny thread!!!

Just had a look at the other forums there, no thread even comes close!!!!

A proper tribute to our exiled hero t_mccarthy

[Claire Bergin]

Off to bed now chums

*cuddles*

[king of the BONGO]

you should sell lime juice... with a drop of tequila and cointreau and salt on the rim... breakfast of champions

[fintan fogerty]

I love Bongy. Is that OK?


I feel exactly dreadful. Think I have to go back to bed. And to think, I nearly made it to work today (until the thought of it disgusted me).

[hands]

I love Bongy. Is that OK?


I feel exactly dreadful. Think I have to go back to bed. And to think, I nearly made it to work today (until the thought of it disgusted me).

Cunt

[fintan fogerty]

Mortning Hands. Back in the scratcher.

[hands]

Cunt

[hands]

What you get up to Finner?

[hands]

BTW Finner - did you get an iPhone?

[Wallace]

Morgen Alles !!

[fintan fogerty]

BTW Finner - did you get an iPhone?


No. Why? I got a new sony C510. But I was never going to get an iphone.

[fintan fogerty]

Morgen Alles !!


Hi Waller. You're a wise man. Do you have a cure for 12/13 chouffes (my favey beer ever)

[fintan fogerty]

What you get up to Finner?


Went for an aperatif at 5. Met some people and stayed out and got hammied. Met some talented birds. Got home around 4. The guy renting my parking space paid me for this month and I spent it all on chouffe within a matter of hours.

[Wallace]

Hi Waller. You're a wise man. Do you have a cure for 12/13 chouffes (my favey beer ever)

That's a tricky one , it's complex . are they affecting the head or the stomach , Have you actually started the hangover yet or are you in the bliss that comes from waking up still slightly drunk ( spoiled when you realise the hangover is coming , when you panic and try to think of ways to avoid it )


Suggestions are
Head Hangover
Water & Solpadeine followed by a fried egg sandwich (bacon optional ) sleep and a good pork ......

Stomach
Water , Porridge and a good long spell on the bowl followed by sleep and a blowie ( nice if you wake up to find yourself in the middle of the blowie )

[fintan fogerty]

That's a tricky one , it's complex . are they affecting the head or the stomach , Have you actually started the hangover yet or are you in the bliss that comes from waking up still slightly drunk ( spoiled when you realise the hangover is coming , when you panic and try to think of ways to avoid it )


Suggestions are
Head Hangover
Water & Solpadeine followed by a fried egg sandwich (bacon optional ) sleep and a good pork ......

Stomach
Water , Porridge and a good long spell on the bowl followed by sleep and a blowie ( nice if you wake up to find yourself in the middle of the blowie )

Hmmm. A wise man indeed, but I don't think I can do it.

Deffy not still drunk.

Head, fine. Tummy fine. Just have that really tired feeling but can't sleep.
No nudey birds in the vicinity of my bedroom.

[watermelon]

Exactly the same Finner.

Tired and not able to sleep. Bastard road works outside my window. Have to head to the dole office soon :-(

[Wallace]

Hmmm. A wise man indeed, but I don't think I can do it.

Deffy not still drunk.

Head, fine. Tummy fine. Just have that really tired feeling but can't sleep.
No nudey birds in the vicinity of my bedroom.


Water , fried egg , sugary coffee so ,



Have the coffee at some nice corner cafe nearby , pull a bird , bring her back and give her the pork .

[fintan fogerty]

Don't really want to leave my gaff Waller. Don't think I can pull a bird untill this evening. I'm hopeless Waller. Going to have a glass of milk.

[hands]

Don't really want to leave my gaff Waller. Don't think I can pull a bird untill this evening. I'm hopeless Waller. Going to have a glass of milk.

Call a local hoor for a bit of oh la la...

[Wallace]

Don't really want to leave my gaff Waller. Don't think I can pull a bird untill this evening. I'm hopeless Waller. Going to have a glass of milk.


Nooooooooo

The milk will curdle in your stomach ... .water Orangina coke even , but not milk


Not until you've at least eaten a croissant

[fintan fogerty]

Call a local hoor for a bit of oh la la...


He he. I could actually call a local hoor from the balcony. Throw her down the keys.

[fintan fogerty]

I'd bloody murder an orangina now. Might ask the hoor to pick one up for me.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Exactly the same Finner.

Tired and not able to sleep. Bastard road works outside my window. Have to head to the dole office soon :-(




are you wearing a low cut top to it melly?


i think your doley officer was saying he's going to turn the tables on you with a new pair of jeans he's bought....

jbFEVzcpa1w

[fintan fogerty]

were you hammied too Meller?

[Wallace]

I'd bloody murder an orangina now. Might ask the hoor to pick one up for me.


Surely she'd carry a stock of Orangina ? alongside condoms and lube it'd be standard equipment no ?

[fintan fogerty]

I suppose so Hands.

[watermelon]

are you wearing a low cut top to it melly?


i think your doley officer was saying he's going to turn the tables on you with a new pair of jeans he's bought....


:lol!:

[watermelon]

were you hammied too Meller?

Wasn't too bad to be honest. Was giddy.

Awake since about 7.

Bet theres no milk for brekkie either.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

teeheehee...... your mouth is watering in some sort of pavlovian response to seeing that melly, wha?

[hands]

Wasn't too bad to be honest. Was giddy.

Awake since about 7.

Bet theres no milk for brekkie either.

Did the old Dirty Gary wake you up early :D

[watermelon]

teeheehee...... your mouth is watering in some sort of pavlovian response to seeing that melly, wha?

I'd love it.

Me with my tits out, dole officer with dick in hand and we can skip out up the street.

Fa la la la la

[fintan fogerty]

Imagine if Vince could call round to me with a makara and an orangina. Then we could dump his cart in the river and go on the beer.

[watermelon]

Did the old Dirty Gary wake you up early :D

No but I did think how a morning nudge would be sweet.

Ride on my bike is what I'll have to settle for.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

what does gary do with his days meller?

[watermelon]

what does gary do with his days meller?

He works Wolfy.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

cleaning windscreens at traffic lights?

[hands]

cleaning windscreens at traffic lights?

:lol!:

[hands]

He works as one of those bums that jump on the Northern Line between London Bridge and Camden Town and says 'I'm very sorry to bother you tonight ladies and gentlemen, but I'm looking for a few pence for a room for the night....'

[fintan fogerty]

He couldn't clean windscreens. He'd be afraid some of the water would touch him.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

He works as one of those bums that jump on the Northern Line between London Bridge and Camden Town and says 'I'm very sorry to bother you tonight ladies and gentlemen, but I'm looking for a few pence for a room for the night....'




:lol!:


then he gets off at camden where he does a couple of singing gigs ..... kL3523pCHD8

[hands]

Singing love songs about Melly I suppose....

[watermelon]

Jeez lads ye should do stand up.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

go on...tell us what he really does

[watermelon]

He is a chef.

[fintan fogerty]

Oh jesus.

[tedobrien]

Afty all.

He is a chef.

... just like Vince, then.

[watermelon]

afty all.



... just like vince, then.


:-p

[fintan fogerty]

Hi Ted,

how's your makara?

[Claire Bergin]

hi chums, how's this fine friday treating you all??

[Wallace]

He is a chef.


Is he a chef in Glasgow ?

[Claire Bergin]

Had some great poos this evening after my sweetcorn.

Sweetcorn - tastes good and provides entertainment - It really is the veggie that just keeps on giving!!!

Think I might have the same for lunch today, a weekend of laughing at my own poo ahead, Yaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy

[hands]

He is a chef.

Where Melly?

[fintan fogerty]

Bet it's the most disgusting greasy spoon in England

[watermelon]

Where Melly?

He changed jobs recently so not sure where his new place is.

We don't really spend too much time talking.

Ja know what I mean Handsy.

Like.

[hands]

He changed jobs recently so not sure where his new place is.

We don't really spend too much time talking.

Ja know what I mean Handsy.

Like.

No not really....

[watermelon]

No not really....


Poor sheltered Hands.

[hands]

Is he really Gary Powell from Dirty Pretty Things Meller

[Claire Bergin]

Poor sheltered Hands.

Have you been living in a shelter handsy?? Wouldn't have thought that would be a good spot for sluts??

[fintan fogerty]

A dubher?

[Claire Bergin]

Only 380 posts to go to # 50,000,000!!!!!!!!!! !!

Feckin' Yaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy

[hands]

Have you been living in a shelter handsy?? Wouldn't have thought that would be a good spot for sluts??

Come back to my half-way house birds....

[hands]

Only 380 posts to go to # 50,000,000!!!!!!!!!! !!

Feckin' Yaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy

We can make it next week... Start a thread in the LF!!!!

[fintan fogerty]

woohoo

[Claire Bergin]

Come back to my half-way house birds....

heeheehee, Yaaaaaaaayyyyy

It would certainly qualify as an EAV to bring a bird to a homeless shelter for a pork

[Vincent Murphy]

Imagine if Vince could call round to me with a makara and an orangina. Then we could dump his cart in the river and go on the beer.

:lol!: i'd love that!

[Vincent Murphy]

He works as one of those bums that jump on the Northern Line between London Bridge and Camden Town and says 'I'm very sorry to bother you tonight ladies and gentlemen, but I'm looking for a few pence for a room for the night....'

:lol!:

[fintan fogerty]

On the beer tonight Vince?

[fintan fogerty]

You wouldn't start a night out like this, so why end it that way?

[hands]

You wouldn't start a night out like this, so why end it that way?

With Dirty Gary?

[Vincent Murphy]

On the beer tonight Vince?

yes. should i go see Irish black metal band Primordial or no?

[hands]

yes. should i go see Irish black metal band Primordial or no?

Y for Yes!

[fintan fogerty]

yes. should i go see Irish black metal band Primordial or no?

Of course.

Might get on the beer soon.

[Vincent Murphy]

do you know them handsy?

just spotified them and they sound ok..

[hands]

Actually - I do know them. Myself and Wolfy had a brief flirtation with the Irish Black Metal Scene in the mid-90s and they were actually oK!

[Vincent Murphy]

i might go.. 18 beans though...

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

go. they're good.


the worst outcome is you laugh at all the freaks at it.

[hands]

i might go.. 18 beans though...

18 beans? You;ll have a great night Vinny!!!!

[fintan fogerty]

That'd be a new record.

[watermelon]

Just finished Season 5 of Entourage.

I have no more seasons downloaded :-(

Pub 'spose.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

going on the hunt for tadger tonight mel?

[hands]

It's been a good old week for BoB!!!!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

with bergy back amongst us we're flying again.

[hands]

If only Ange would forgive us (for being cooler than him :( )

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

i feel angie will be back soon enough.

[watermelon]

going on the hunt for tadger tonight mel?

Tis a mates birthday in Hoxton later (must get cracking).
He has one or two handsome mates.

Something slutty I think.

[hands]

i feel angie will be back soon enough.

Yeah - once he grows some hair on his balls (i.e. never)

[hands]

Tis a mates birthday in Hoxton later (must get cracking).
He has one or two handsome mates.

Something slutty I think.

Suspenders?

[watermelon]

Suspenders?

Got me knee high bedroom boots too.

That'll get their attention.

[hands]

Got me knee high bedroom boots too.

That'll get their attention.

Pic? (or are they the boots from EP?)

[watermelon]

Pic? (or are they the boots from EP?)

Just knee high black pointy boots.

[watermelon]

LOL not the EP ones.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Tis a mates birthday in Hoxton later (must get cracking).
He has one or two handsome mates.

Something slutty I think.



good stuff melly..... lets all have a sweepstake to bet on what time your gullet gets it's first attack at?

just slap your name opposite the time window oyu think...

8pm-9pm:
9pm-10pm:
11pm-12am:
12am-1am:
1am-2am: Wolfy
2am-3am:
3am-4am:
4am-5am:

[watermelon]

good stuff melly..... lets all have a sweepstake to bet on what time your gullet gets it's first attack at?

just slap your name opposite the time window oyu think...

8pm-9pm:
9pm-10pm:
11pm-12am:
12am-1am:
1am-2am: Wolfy
2am-3am:
3am-4am:
4am-5am:

I'll put 10 on 8-9pm

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I'll put 10 on 8-9pm

8pm-9pm: watermelon
9pm-10pm:
11pm-12am:
12am-1am:
1am-2am: Wolfy
2am-3am:
3am-4am:
4am-5am:

[fintan fogerty]

4am

[hands]

good stuff melly..... lets all have a sweepstake to bet on what time your gullet gets it's first attack at?

just slap your name opposite the time window oyu think...

8pm-9pm:
9pm-10pm:
11pm-12am:
12am-1am:
1am-2am: Wolfy
2am-3am:
3am-4am:
4am-5am:

What time do you think her jugs will get covered in Jizz Wolly?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

4am

8pm-9pm: watermelon
9pm-10pm:
11pm-12am:
12am-1am:
1am-2am: Wolfy
2am-3am:
3am-4am: Finner
4am-5am:

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

What time do you think her jugs will get covered in Jizz Wolly?

around 2 i'd reckon... and there'll be a reapplication of lotion every hour until about 6am and then it'll all get scraped off with gary's scutter stained jocks.

[watermelon]

around 2 i'd reckon... and there'll be a reapplication of lotion every hour until about 6am and then it'll all get scraped off with gary's scutter stained jocks.

Ah Jesus.

I hate you sometimes.

:wink:

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

:grin:

[Wallace]

Did bitzer get tickets to that game in Wesht Cork with the pool or wha ,

He's not been in here in a while .

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

yeah - where the FUCK is he these days....


i have a video he'd like....

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

ok chums... i'm off... have a great weekend.

[fintan fogerty]

You're an awful cunty baws Hands.

[hands]

ho ho ho

[Wallace]

ho ho ho
Having a foursome hands ?

[hands]

around 2 i'd reckon... and there'll be a reapplication of lotion every hour until about 6am and then it'll all get scraped off with gary's scutter stained jocks.

What a hosie

[hands]

How was your weekend Vincer?

[Vincent Murphy]

not bad handsy. went to a park saturday evening with cans and got roaring drunk, ended up in this cool bar in the cheap beer district called Relaxin', run by chinkers. Last time we were there one of the guys spewed on the floor and wasn't chucked out but they made him clean it up.

Yesterday went to an old island fortress and had a few cans and then went for a Mexican when we got back to the city.

How was yours?

[watermelon]

Morning.

[hands]

not bad handsy. went to a park saturday evening with cans and got roaring drunk, ended up in this cool bar in the cheap beer district called Relaxin', run by chinkers. Last time we were there one of the guys spewed on the floor and wasn't chucked out but they made him clean it up.

Yesterday went to an old island fortress and had a few cans and then went for a Mexican when we got back to the city.

How was yours?

Friday got about as drunk as I could without falling over... Saturday not too much really... Sunday went to cinema and had a few drinks watching Mayo V Meath game...

[Vincent Murphy]

hi melly

[watermelon]

Hi Vincent.

Street outside been dug up. Listening to drills since 8AM this morning.

[Vincent Murphy]

not so good meller. debating whether i've the energy for the gym..

[watermelon]

not so good meller. debating whether i've the energy for the gym..

Todd Terje helps the noise.

Go to gym, you'll feel wonderful after it.

[hands]

not so good meller. debating whether i've the energy for the gym..

Go for it Vincer!

[hands]

Starting my new job (officially) the 7th of Sept...

It looks like I'll be starting it unofficially over the next month; I'm starting onboarding from Thursday... They'll probably have me working on deliverables while I'm still in this contract... cnnts

[watermelon]

Starting my new job (officially) the 7th of Sept...

It looks like I'll be starting it unofficially over the next month; I'm starting onboarding from Thursday... They'll probably have me working on deliverables while I'm still in this contract... cnnts

Congrats Hands.

[hands]

Congrats Hands.

Dunno Melly. When they find I'm completely incompetent over the next month, I'm sure they'll re-think their decision...

[Vincent Murphy]

congrats handsy.

yeah i think i'll drag myself to the gym soon. i bought new running shoes so i should try them out.

[watermelon]

Dunno Melly. When they find I'm completely incompetent over the next month, I'm sure they'll re-think their decision...

My greatest fear about a new job. I was in my last place for 3.5 years and still didnt know all the codebase (it was rather large).

[hands]

My greatest fear about a new job. I was in my last place for 3.5 years and still didnt know all the codebase (it was rather large).

That's why you gotta keep moving around... This job has a 6 month probation period, which kinda scares me TBH

[watermelon]

That's why you gotta keep moving around... This job has a 6 month probation period, which kinda scares me TBH

6 months - eeek! That's alot. Yerra you not just a pretty face Hands. I'm sure you'll be fine.

[hands]

6 months - eeek! That's alot. Yerra you not just a pretty face Hands. I'm sure you'll be fine.

Yeah - 6 months is a lot alright... Plus it's 2 months notice period...

[Vincent Murphy]

deciding whether to go to this fest at the weekend:

http://www.flowfestival.com/en/program/

see any good dance acts on there handsy?

[hands]

Nah - not really, but bet Melly'd be all over Kerri Chandler like a rash...

[watermelon]

Nah - not really; but I bet Melly'd be all over Kerri Chandler like a rash...

Yup.

And Jazzanova.

And Kraftwerk.

Bitching gay ass disco this morning with Danny Wang.

[Vincent Murphy]

hmm. might just go to kraftwerk and one or two days over the weekend.

[hands]

hmm. might just go to kraftwerk and one or two days over the weekend.

Yeah - I'd like to see kraftwerk too :(

[Wallace]

Hi all

Still no news

[Vincent Murphy]

:|

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Yup.

And Jazzanova.

And Kraftwerk.

Bitching gay ass disco this morning with Danny Wang.

jesus

[watermelon]

jesus

Wolfy of all the BoBs you really can't talk about music to me.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

with your taste melly i wouldn't want to talk to you about music.

[fintan fogerty]

Hi guys. Just about recovered.

Ended up going to that festival in the end. Music wasn't great but it was a good laugh.


Vince, that sexy bird I was talking to on Saturday sounded delightful. Tell her I'm looking forward to meeting her in the flesh.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

what was she saying finner?

[fintan fogerty]

I'm not sure I can tell you Wolfy.

[hands]

Fucking incredible -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkwh4ZaxHIA

[watermelon]

Fucking incredible -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkwh4ZaxHIA

:shock:

Unreal

[hands]

Right Meller - I'm on the brink of buying those Nike Air Maxs'... They're pretty cool!!!!

[fintan fogerty]

That video isn't real Hands.

[watermelon]

Right Meller - I'm on the brink of buying those Nike Air Maxs'... They're pretty cool!!!!

YaY!

[fintan fogerty]

Just get chucks Hands.

Air max are dreadful (and are for chavs)

[watermelon]

Well he can get Chucks too. I mean they not that expensive.

[fintan fogerty]

true but why would he ever wear the air max??

Down the gym I suppose.

[watermelon]

true but why would he ever wear the air max??

Down the gym I suppose.

Look he just turned 30 and it might be the last chance he has to be able to get away with wearing them.

You know before the receding hairline and being dead by 35 thing.

[fintan fogerty]

Meller, he could only get away with wearing them if he wore them with a lacoste shell-suit, a bum bag, a big chain and a whispy knacker-tasche.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

i reckon the hands will never be a balder.

[watermelon]

Meller, he could only get away with wearing them if he wore them with a lacoste shell-suit, a bum bag, a big chain and a whispy knacker-tasche.

:lol:

THAT I'd pay to see.

[fintan fogerty]

i reckon the hands will never be a balder.


I don't know. He's the only one who's losing it (apart from Ted).

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

he'll get the hair plugs if it comes down to it.

[fintan fogerty]

Yeah.

Ted should have thought of that a few years ago. Haven't seen him for a couple of months. I presume he's a complete cue ball by now.

[hands]

Right Meller - I'm on the brink of buying those Nike Air Maxs'... They're pretty cool!!!!

[watermelon]

Right Meller - I'm on the brink of buying those Nike Air Maxs'... They're pretty cool!!!!

So you posted already.

Are you loosing your mind Hands?

You're repeating yourself pet.

[hands]

true but why would he ever wear the air max??

Down the gym I suppose.

They're not suitable for the gym...

[hands]

he'll get the hair plugs if it comes down to it.

Correct. However, I feel I've receeded a lot already this year :(

[hands]

Right. Contracts faxed and mailed special delivery... Now just need to give my notice! Second time this year...

[fintan fogerty]

They're not suitable for the gym...

Nor are they suitable for an outfit that isn't a shell-suit.

[hands]

Nor are they suitable for an outfit that isn't a shell-suit.

You like what you like Finner; and I like dressing like a 17 year old scummer (sometimes)

[tedobrien]

Yeah.

Ted should have thought of that a few years ago. Haven't seen him for a couple of months. I presume he's a complete cue ball by now.

Grrr.

[hands]

Meller - you ever been to Plastic People in Hoxton?

[fintan fogerty]

Grrr.

he he. Sorry Ted, I didn't think you'd be on today.

[watermelon]

Meller - you ever been to Plastic People in Hoxton?

No don't think I have. Want to go though. Great time in the Queen of Hoxton Saturday night. Check out roof garden

http://www.thequeenofhoxton .co.uk/images/roofshots.jpg

[hands]

No don't think I have. Want to go though. Great time in the Queen of Hoxton Saturday night. Check out roof garden


That looks cool! There's a few places there I need to go; T-Bar is another one of them...

[watermelon]

That looks cool! There's a few places there I need to go; T-Bar is another one of them...

I love the bedroom bar too.

Great little spot for a night.

[hands]

http://www.djmag.com/index.php?op=top100c lub&top100club_op=displa y&club_top_100_id=118&status=live&limit_num=100&page=2

[hands]

Bedroom Bar looks good actually Meller...

[watermelon]

Bedroom Bar looks good actually Meller...

Cheap as chips too to get in usually less than a fiver.

[hands]

hmmm; I like the Horse & Groom for a low key night sometimes Meller; but could be good to diversify...

[watermelon]

Good bar for a low key thing where you dont want to go mad. Its just a bar with a bit of a dance floor and a bigger space downstairs.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Right. Contracts faxed and mailed special delivery... Now just need to give my notice! Second time this year...

wahooo.... congrats.

[hands]

wahooo.... congrats.

Hopefully I don't get booted off site... doubt it tho....

[tedobrien]

Right. Contracts faxed and mailed special delivery... Now just need to give my notice! Second time this year...

Good luck with the new job handsy

[fintan fogerty]

Congrats Handser. Give em both barrels, son.

[hands]

These suckas won't know what hit 'em

[hands]

Right - done! I made the right call on this contract... Speaking frankly my manager said there was enough to pay me and the other contractor till start of December; then they would leave one of us go; and offer the other a perm role (which I would have turned down)..

[watermelon]

Good stuff Handsy.

Upwards and onwards.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

well played handsy.

another BoB Victory for the records.

[Wallace]

nice one hands . Good clear decisive decision . Always the correct course .
Finished brewing beer today . Still waiting for my sprog to come . She's a bit tardy now . 5 days overdue . Have to think of ways to encourage her to come out .

[Claire Bergin]

Hello chums. Just having a little Monday night cider.

Had a fanny little weekend, even went to the zoo on Satty!!

[Claire Bergin]

Congrats on the new employment Handsaroo.

Was talking to t over in singapodge, sounds like they're having a fanny time. He's already lost his phone!!!

[Wallace]

hi claire ! I'm having a festbier . Sliding down nicely .

[Claire Bergin]

What is a festbier wally??

A beer you have at a fest??

[Wallace]

it's a tenner for 7 that's what it is . Weihenstephaner festbier . German . Does the job . 5.8 per cent . Can't ask for more really

[Claire Bergin]

And it's called "fest" beer!!!

Feckin Yaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy yy

A bit strange that they sell in units of 7 though!

[Wallace]

And it's called "fest" beer!!!

Feckin Yaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy yy

A bit strange that they sell in units of 7 though!


Out of date , 7 days in the week , I'm not complaining

[Claire Bergin]

That's true, and 7 cans by 7 days gives you 49!!!

It's like a 69er for dwarves..........or so Finner told me anyway!!

[Claire Bergin]

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God,

ONLY 257 more posts to go to 50,000,000 posts!!!!


oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!!

[Vincent Murphy]

Hi guys. Just about recovered.

Ended up going to that festival in the end. Music wasn't great but it was a good laugh.


Vince, that sexy bird I was talking to on Saturday sounded delightful. Tell her I'm looking forward to meeting her in the flesh.

she's bloody dead sexy i have to say...

[Vincent Murphy]

Fucking incredible -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkwh4ZaxHIA

:lol!:

[Wallace]

Hey Vince !!! How the hell are ya !!

Claire , you've done the maths you know it makes sense !!!

[watermelon]

Hey Vince !!! How the hell are ya !!

Claire , you've done the maths you know it makes sense !!!

Wally all the best for the new baba.

;-)

[Vincent Murphy]

hi wally i'm good thanks, just home after a nice feed of beer, cider, wine and sangria!

[Claire Bergin]

she's bloody dead sexy i have to say...

Have you donkey-punched another slut to death Vincey??

[Wallace]

Wally all the best for the new baba.

;-)


Thanks , still waiting though !


hi wally i'm good thanks, just home after a nice feed of beer, cider, wine and sangria!

Sounds like a good night then , any porking lined up to top it off ?

Where in the world are you anyway ?

[Vincent Murphy]

no i slit her shagging throat bergy

[Wallace]

Have you donkey-punched another slut to death Vincey??

Vince would never use the donkey punch




It's not necessary when you have a proper sized cock

[watermelon]

no i slit her shagging throat bergy

Somewhere a Garda bot has picked this up and is going frantic that their is a killer out on the lose. Interpol have been informed.

Think I need sleep.

[Vincent Murphy]

Thanks , still waiting though !




Sounds like a good night then , any porking lined up to top it off ?

Where in the world are you anyway ?

i topped it off with an outdoorsy pork wally :)

in helsinki

[Vincent Murphy]

Vince would never use the donkey punch




It's not necessary when you have a proper sized cock

thanks waller

[Wallace]

Somewhere a Garda bot has picked this up and is going frantic that their is a killer out on the lose. Interpol have been informed.

Think I need sleep.


Sleep is for the weak !!

i topped it off with an outdoorsy pork wally :)

in helsinki


Nice one Vince ( on both counts )



thanks waller


No bother

[Claire Bergin]

Vince would never use the donkey punch




It's not necessary when you have a proper sized cock

Is it wrong to think that a donkey punch is fun?

Good work on outdoor pork Vincey

*high fives vincer*

How's your wall-mounted CD player working out for you??

[fintan fogerty]

i topped it off with an outdoorsy pork wally :)

in helsinki


Good work Vince.




Best of luck Waller.

[Wallace]

Good work Vince.




Best of luck Waller.
I'm keeping the fingers crossed

[hands]

nice one hands . Good clear decisive decision . Always the correct course .
Finished brewing beer today . Still waiting for my sprog to come . She's a bit tardy now . 5 days overdue . Have to think of ways to encourage her to come out .

I showed them Wally - those cnnnts tried to bully me out of 1 months contract salary... I don't think so...

[hands]

she's bloody dead sexy i have to say...

What does my bird look like Vinny?

[hands]

i topped it off with an outdoorsy pork wally :)

in helsinki

I love this man!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

i topped it off with an outdoorsy pork wally :)

in helsinki

:lol!:

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God,

ONLY 257 more posts to go to 50,000,000 posts!!!!


oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!!


it's going to happen in the next 48 hours.

sweet lord almighty.

[hands]

Yay!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

is there anyway jungle, scipio, tucker, trasna, dreamweavy etc etc will be able to get out of this?

[Vincent Murphy]

Is it wrong to think that a donkey punch is fun?

Good work on outdoor pork Vincey

*high fives vincer*

How's your wall-mounted CD player working out for you??

it worked out great for me for a few months Berger, but then I took it down and sent it down to Cork in a box, so since then it hasn't really been working out for me at all :(. I'm confident it will do a job for me again in the future though..

[Vincent Murphy]

What does my bird look like Vinny?

did you see her FB profile pic?

i kept telling her on satty night how much you wanted to pork her..

[Wallace]

Are we gonna publish Volume 1 of the BoB Book at 50,000 posts ?

It'd make the bestsellers list for definite