Boys oh boys

[Da blonde one]

seeing as he has your number you can get the first look :shock:


Too scary, you should look first and then tell me how bad it is so i can be prepared.

Grey old sac *shudder*

[Da blonde one]

she's up for anything, she's done it with animals for god's sake..:o


I admit i've done it with some manky males under the influence of drugs and alcohol, but never with an animal. At least I dont think so anyway :confused:

[yer_one]

Too scary, you should look first and then tell me how bad it is so i can be prepared.

Grey old sac *shudder*


alright so, if I have too

Vince snap away!

[Vincent Murphy]

dripping like a big fry up

Spry Crisp 'n Dry

[Vincent Murphy]

alright so, if I have too

Vince snap away!

yeah I just sent one to you there, my ballbag should be winging it's way to your phone right about now..

[yer_one]

yeah I just sent one to you there, my ballbag should be winging it's way to your phone right about now..


peeing with excitment


oh beep beep, he it is

[Vincent Murphy]

peeing with excitment


oh beep beep, he it is

what do you think?

[yer_one]

what do you think?



amm :shock:

Not sure how close you zoomed in but not too small, could use a bit of immac though!

[Vincent Murphy]

amm :shock:

Not sure how close you zoomed in but not too small, could use a bit of immac though!

Ok I'll "Veet" them tonight and send you an updated one :shock:

[yer_one]

Ok I'll "Veet" them tonight and send you an updated one :shock:


nice one, but dont zoom so close, gives a false sense of size

[Vincent Murphy]

nice one, but dont zoom so close, gives a false sense of size

ok sorry. would you "get your gums around them"?

[yer_one]

just sent the picture to DBO and she has logged off!

Think she is shocked!

[yer_one]

ok sorry. would you "get your gums around them"?


ahh and I have just eaten :rolleyes:

[Vincent Murphy]

just sent the picture to DBO and she has logged off!

Think she is shocked!

I bet she's gone to the jacks for a diddle..;)

[Vincent Murphy]

ahh and I have just eaten :rolleyes:

dirty bitch.

[yer_one]

I bet she's gone to the jacks for a diddle..;)


i think more of a puke IMO

[yer_one]

dirty bitch.



what? :roll:

[Vincent Murphy]

what? :roll:

you know what you did.

[yer_one]

you know what you did.


havent a clue Vince :oops:

[Vincent Murphy]

havent a clue Vince :oops:
:!:

[Persephone]

Fintan still has not called round for his thong and cock ring. I found his anal beads under the bed this morning

[yer_one]

Fintan still has not called round for his thong and cock ring. I found his anal beads under the bed this morning


you sure they are his, as Vince as some too :D

[Vincent Murphy]

you sure they are his, as Vince as some too :D

no, they're dbo's, she left them in my room.

[yer_one]

no, they're dbo's, she left them in my room.


Thought as much!

[Persephone]

you sure they are his, as Vince as some too :D

No Vincent left his space hopper dildo at my place

[yer_one]

No Vincent left his space hopper dildo at my place


a what!? :shock:

[Vincent Murphy]

Thought as much!

I'm just surprised she took them out for 5 minutes..

[Vincent Murphy]

No Vincent left his space hopper dildo at my place

that's actually the property of dbo as well.

[yer_one]

that's actually the property of dbo as well.


likely story Vince :rolleyes:

[Vincent Murphy]

I'm just surprised she took them out for 5 minutes..

maybe she had to go for a papa.

[Vincent Murphy]

likely story Vince :rolleyes:

i know.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

maybe she had to go for a papa.


was it a momma papa?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

likely story Vince :rolleyes:


:lol!:

[yer_one]

:lol!:


jaysus your a laugh a minute Wofly!

[Da blonde one]

Obsessed with me like

:p

[Vincent Murphy]

was it a momma papa?

you don't even want to know..

[Persephone]

a what!? :shock:

Its a space hopper with a dildo attached

[Da blonde one]

Lads i just spilt a roasting pot of coffee all down my thighs.

The burning, The burning.

Had to borrow a pair of those alluminious pants off the shippers.

I look like a right tit.

This has been a bad day. I am not a happy bunny.

[yer_one]

Its a space hopper with a dildo attached


:lol!: sounds fun!

[Vincent Murphy]

Lads i just spilt a roasting pot of coffee all down my thighs.

The burning, The burning.

Had to borrow a pair of those alluminious pants off the shippers.

I look like a right tit.

This has been a bad day. I am not a happy bunny.

hehe everyone point and laugh at dbo!

[Da blonde one]

hehe everyone point and laugh at dbo!


Shup you....



Droopy balls





:p

[Vincent Murphy]

Shup you....



Droopy balls





:p

hehe that's not what you said the other night when you had your gums around them..;)

[fintan fogerty]

Finner is back. Someone looking for advice on three way action wha??

Never do it with twins or any birds that are related because there will be no GOG action.

[Da blonde one]

hehe that's not what you said the other night when you had your gums around them..;)


I didn't want to speak incase the Vile taste stayed on my tongue forever.



:shock:

[Vincent Murphy]

Finner is back. Someone looking for advice on three way action wha??

Never do it with twins or any birds that are related because there will be no GOG action.

yeah but imagine if they did ;)

[DJ Silent]

Dirty bastards...

[yer_one]

Dirty bastards...


arent they just! :rolleyes:

[Da blonde one]

Dirty bastards...


As are you

[fintan fogerty]

I'm sure that perse one is Sharon ni Bheolain. She's after tracking me down again. Always stalking me!!!

[Vincent Murphy]

I didn't want to speak incase the Vile taste stayed on my tongue forever.



:shock:

:rolleyes:

[Vincent Murphy]

arent they just! :rolleyes:

you're as bad as anyone here..

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Lads i just spilt a roasting pot of coffee all down my thighs.

The burning, The burning.

Had to borrow a pair of those alluminious pants off the shippers.

I look like a right tit.

This has been a bad day. I am not a happy bunny.


WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*pointing*

[Vincent Murphy]

I'm sure that perse one is Sharon ni Bheolain. She's after tracking me down again. Always stalking me!!!

What a nightmare! You should pork her again just to get rid of her.

[DJ Silent]

As are you

What? Please explain.

[yer_one]

you're as bad as anyone here..


nah biy, mistaken me for someone else I think!

[Vincent Murphy]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*pointing*

reminds me of Hairy's incident in the canteen..:lol!:

[fintan fogerty]

Is that how you get rid of birds Vince? By porking them. When Finner porks them it has the opposite effect. One go on the Finner lad and they are hooked!!

[Vincent Murphy]

nah biy, mistaken me for someone else I think!

no, she's after rubbing off on you i think..

how rude..

[yer_one]

Is that how you get rid of birds Vince? By porking them. When Finner porks them it has the opposite effect. One go on the Finner lad and they are hooked!!

:shock:

[fintan fogerty]

What's that face for yer one?

[Vincent Murphy]

Is that how you get rid of birds Vince? By porking them. When Finner porks them it has the opposite effect. One go on the Finner lad and they are hooked!!

well see they're satisfied for life after an hour with the Vincemeister.:)

[Vincent Murphy]

What's that face for yer one?

she just caught dbo rubbing off on her leg.

[Da blonde one]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*pointing*


:(

*rocks back and forward in the corner*

[Johnnyc]

its all turnips in here.

[yer_one]

its all turnips in here.


he's out there by the cabbage!

[Vincent Murphy]

its all turnips in here.

there's a few swedes as well.

[yer_one]

she just caught dbo rubbing off on her leg.

just shocked that it worked!

[Vincent Murphy]

he's out there by the cabbage!

are you getting cabbaged tonight yer_one?

[Vincent Murphy]

just shocked that it worked!

I've said it before and I'll say it again, dbo would ride anything.

[yer_one]

are you getting cabbaged tonight yer_one?


not tonight!
you?

[Roguetrader]

not tonight!
you?



Are you sure?

[Vincent Murphy]

not tonight!
you?

dunno yet, might just have a quiet night in, a bit of a menage a moi.

[Da blonde one]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, dbo would ride anything.


Would you ever shut up.

You're givin me an awful name.

Always on about me, will ya just admit you love me and we can all go home. :p

[Vincent Murphy]

Would you ever shut up.

You're givin me an awful name.

Always on about me, will ya just admit you love me and we can all go home. :p

yeah i "love" you:lol!:

[Da blonde one]

yeah i "love" you:lol!:


He pretends to be messin like but we all know he's serious. :rolleyes:

[Vincent Murphy]

He pretends to be messin like but we all know he's serious. :rolleyes:

:bday:

[Da blonde one]

:bday:


Party in Vince's pants lads.

Just under the left droopy one

[Vincent Murphy]

Party in Vince's pants lads.

Just under the left droopy one
:shock:

[yer_one]

Party in Vince's pants lads.

Just under the left droopy one


the empty one? :shock:

[yer_one]

Are you sure?


ah I see now!

I am very sure!

[Da blonde one]

:shock:

Why so shocked????

I've said worse

[Vincent Murphy]

Why so shocked????

I've said worse

dunno, i just like that smiley.

[Da blonde one]

dunno, i just like that smiley.


easily amused.

Hey vince look.... A red car ...wow

[Vincent Murphy]

easily amused.

Hey vince look.... A red car ...wow

cool.:rolleyes:

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

easily amused.

Hey vince look.... A red car ...wow


jay-sus i really love red cars.

my favourite is the new Merc TLRP in maroon red.

nice.

[Da blonde one]

jay-sus i really love red cars.

my favourite is the new Merc TLRP in maroon red.

nice.


Would ya take me for a spin like???

[Vincent Murphy]

Would ya take me for a spin like???

in real life Wolfy doesn't have a car, he gets the bus to school..:D

[DJ Silent]

Would ya take me for a spin like???

Dirty bastards...

[thegillabbeygowl]

Dirty bastards...

Translation: Can i suck you off in your car.

[Da blonde one]

in real life Wolfy doesn't have a car, he gets the bus to school..:D


heh heh heh

[Da blonde one]

Dirty bastards...


LOl

I'd say you love the smut.

Actin all innocent pppfttt

[DJ Silent]

LOl

I'd say you love the smut.

Actin all innocent pppfttt


excuse me. I'll have you know that in my early days on this board, i have served as a religious minister, offering advice, guidance and compassion on all matters sexual and emotional...

[Da blonde one]

excuse me. I'll have you know that in my early days on this board, i have served as a religious minister, offering advice, guidance and compassion on all matters sexual and emotional...


Virgin!!!!!!!!!

[DJ Silent]

Virgin!!!!!!!!!

its important for a man of the cloth to make sacrafices in life...

[Vincent Murphy]

its important for a man of the cloth to make sacrafices in life...

Does a man of the the cloth use Kleenex when he's having a wank or does he just clean it up with "the cloth"?

[thegillabbeygowl]

Does a man of the the cloth use Kleenex when he's having a wank or does he just clean it up with "the cloth"?

Priests don't wank.

[DJ Silent]

Priests don't wank.

Im not a priest. Im a man of the cloth...

[Da blonde one]

Priests don't wank.


No, they have 12 year old boys to do that for them

[thegillabbeygowl]

Im not a priest. Im a man of the cloth...

Ohhhh,A bishop?
Bishop basher so.

[thegillabbeygowl]

No, they have 12 year old boys to do that for them

:-xThat's not nice.

[Vincent Murphy]

Im not a priest. Im a man of the cloth...

a tailor? are you wallace?

[Da blonde one]

:-xThat's not nice.


Might not be nice but its generally the truth.

[Da blonde one]

a tailor? are you wallace?


I thought wallace was your lover?



:p

[Vincent Murphy]

:-xThat's not nice.

it's probably nice for the priest.

[thegillabbeygowl]

Might not be nice but its generally the truth.

How can you claim something like that?

[Vincent Murphy]

I thought wallace was your lover?



:p

no but Finnerty is best friends with him

[Da blonde one]

How can you claim something like that?


Oh for crying out loud.

You know what Gil, Im in foul mood so If I start a debate with you I won't stop so I'm not even gona try to justify the JOKE I made.

You'd swear it was new information that priests molested children.

Jesus

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

"They're talking about which one of us they want to have it off with" - The Mingers from Schull


brilliant

[thegillabbeygowl]

Oh for crying out loud.

You know what Gil, Im in foul mood so If I start a debate with you I won't stop so I'm not even gona try to justify the JOKE I made.

You'd swear it was new information that priests molested children.

Jesus

I thought it was a disgusting joke and very innappropiate.
That's all.

[Da blonde one]

no but Finnerty is best friends with him


Yeah i believe you.

Thousands wouldn't though ;)

[fintan fogerty]

no but Finnerty is best friends with him

I am not best friends with Wallace

[Vincent Murphy]

I am not best friends with Wallace

are too.

[DJ Silent]

Whos wallace?

[Vincent Murphy]

Whos wallace?

Wally Wallace.

[liam2me]

hey blondey, you want me to com over and help cheer ya up? ;-)

[DJ Silent]

Wally Wallace.

oh, that bastard...

[DJ Silent]

hey blondey, you want me to com over and help cheer ya up? ;-)

ya dirty bastard...

[Vincent Murphy]

oh, that bastard...

yes, that guy.

[Da blonde one]

hey blondey, you want me to com over and help cheer ya up? ;-)


LOL

PLace is full of charmers lately isn't it ;)

[DJ Silent]

LOL

PLace is full of charmers lately isn't it ;)

Dont mind him. Hes a filthy dirty bastard...

Trust me. Im a man of the cloth...

[liam2me]

LOL

PLace is full of charmers lately isn't it ;)
and here i was thinking i was special :-(

[Da blonde one]

Dont mind him. Hes a filthy dirty bastard...

Trust me. Im a man of the cloth...



Ehh okay then.

I only trust DJ now lads, no one else. ye hear me, NO ONE :p

[DJ Silent]

Ehh okay then.

I only trust DJ now lads, no one else. ye hear me, NO ONE :p

Yes, do you hear that lads? shes just trusting me.

Now feck off, you shower of dirty bastards...

[Vincent Murphy]

Ehh okay then.

I only trust DJ now lads, no one else. ye hear me, NO ONE :p

and me i presume.

[Da blonde one]

and here i was thinking i was special :-(


Awwwwwww

Nope its talent most the men here seem to have. Great fun so it is.

[fintan fogerty]

LOL

PLace is full of charmers lately isn't it ;)

me ears are burnin wha?

[Da blonde one]

and me i presume.


Ahhhh well of course you.


You're like me brother :p

[Vincent Murphy]

me ears are burnin wha?

you old dog finner.

[DJ Silent]

Ahhhh well of course you.


You're like me brother :p

HUH??? I've heard it all...


ya dirty bastards...

[fintan fogerty]

Remember when DJ silent tried to sell us a VCR in an brog?

[Vincent Murphy]

Ahhhh well of course you.


You're like me brother :p

that's sick.;)

[DJ Silent]

Remember when DJ silent tried to sell us a VCR in an brog?

No. That wasnt me. That was the brother...

[Vincent Murphy]

Remember when DJ silent tried to sell us a VCR in an brog?

sure do. He's mates with DJ Magic Numbers/Hurley isn't he?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

No. That wasnt me. That was the brother...


Gay Ray?

[Vincent Murphy]

No. That wasnt me. That was the brother...

Is DJ Magic Numbers/Hurley your brother?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Lads - just so i'm on the same wave length - is DJ Magic Numbers aka Tombstones doppleganger?

[Vincent Murphy]

Gay Ray?

Gay Ray would give you a scientific funt if he heard that.

[Vincent Murphy]

Lads - just so i'm on the same wave length - is DJ Magic Numbers aka Tombstones doppleganger?

is tombstone 20 stone with a big mad head of long hair and a big beard? Then yes.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

is tombstone 20 stone with a big mad head of long hair and a big beard? Then yes.


no tombstone's doppleganger is aka Chernobyl Child.

i know DJ Magic Nos alright though

[DJ Silent]

Is DJ Magic Numbers/Hurley your brother?

Absolutely not...

[Vincent Murphy]

Absolutely not...

so it's just a coincidence that ye have the same first name....

how convenient....

[DJ Silent]

so it's just a coincidence that ye have the same first name....

how convenient....

Yes. But ive been around since July 2002, so I suspect that hes just trying to emulate me...

[Vincent Murphy]

Yes. But ive been around since July 2002, so I suspect that hes just trying to emulate me...

I'd say DJMN/H has been around since the early 70's at least newbie.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

the mystery deepens...

[DJ Silent]

I'd say DJMN/H has been around since the early 70's at least newbie.
whats a newbie?

[Vincent Murphy]

whats a newbie?

it's a bee that was only born recently.

[Vincent Murphy]

like yourself.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

whats a newbie?

it's a Nice Elvish Willy Bag In an Eskimo

[DJ Silent]

like yourself.

Yes. Yes indeed. Regretably, Im none the wiser...

[Vincent Murphy]

Hey Decky you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Decky!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

langers

[fintan fogerty]

Is anyone getting cabbaged tonight??

[hands]

I'm heading out in a few minutes Finnety...

[wexchick]

Cruiscin for me tomorrow night!
well for some.
Do you ever ever ever sleep?

You seem to be here 24/7

[wexchick]

was wondering how long it would take for someone to notice!!!
"the da vinci code" is nearly cracked thanks to wexchick! ;)

getting away from your point for a sec. what about you!?
study! just on a quick break.

seriously though... what's the deal, I only thought I spent a lot of time here but you're here more often than I am!

[spatterbag]

I want Vince's body


What is it about Vincent??

[fintan fogerty]

I know he gets all the great birds. That wexchick wha?

[spatterbag]

It's a dress


.:evil:

[t_mccarthy]

jesus - what's been going on - had a read off that boys oh boys wrecking proc thread - what in the name of Hades are they going on about - have to admit i did nearly piss myself laughing though - people so upset about songs about the girlfriend..



They (or he or she or it) may have come in under the radar, but they're starting to fuck up the board, that's for sure. I'm kinda wondering who the fuck they are. Either some old hand who was kicked off the place, one way or another, or possibly some geezer from one of those community message boards we targetted a while back. I dunno, I'll leave the investigating to bettter investigators, but it's a sad day for the proc when you see more T MCcarthy and Vincent Murphy the gang than Scipio and Tucker. Now I'm aware that this thread will have em rolling in the aisles, but I feel it has to be addressed. Bye, for now.

Well, yes and no, one of the fuckers has 1,100 posts after about 2 months. Like wow!

Actually, one of the things about that thread that annoys me is the title. I find it a rather repulsive title. Boy Oh Boys.. just reminds me of school kids as if someone is lusting over them. I think its possibly the worst name for a thread I've ever seen on the PROC. I came to this conclusion last week when bitching about it. It wasn't what was being written in it because I don't know whats being written there as I never read it. It's simply the title. WORST. TITLE. EVER!!!!


Aye, tis true. t_mccarthy should be shot for starting it the handsome man!
He should have five different types of shite kicked out of him.


What's been going on? It's ever since Hands joined that people have started to hate us!

[t_mccarthy]

I'm sorry dbo, here, have a daffodil.



http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/capblog/2005/03/19/daffodil.jpg

[tedobrien]

Tumbleweeds in here during the weekend.

Dropped the ball, chaps and chapettes

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Tumbleweeds in here during the weekend.

Dropped the ball, chaps and chapettes


3.51am ted?

[Da blonde one]

3.51am ted?




Gooooooooooood morning

How was the weekend wolf?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Gooooooooooood morning

How was the weekend wolf?

great.

watched a bit of munster on saturday.

went to see da vincent code last night - he's an awful skinny ficker.

[Da blonde one]

great.

watched a bit of munster on saturday.

went to see da vincent code last night - he's an awful skinny ficker.


Cool, i'm dyin to see it. No one to see it with though :(


Any good?

[yer_one]

[QUOTE=Da blonde one]Cool, i'm dyin to see it. No one to see it with though :(


Ah come on Vince, step up!!
If its the cost you are worried about sure you can get 2 for the price of oen with your OAP card!

[Vincent Murphy]

You're a right joker..

I've actually seen Da Me Code already and it was crap enough.



[QUOTE=Da blonde one]Cool, i'm dyin to see it. No one to see it with though :(


Ah come on Vince, step up!!
If its the cost you are worried about sure you can get 2 for the price of oen with your OAP card!

[yer_one]

You're a right joker..

I've actually seen Da Me Code already and it was crap enough.



[QUOTE=yer_one]


who said you would HAVE to watch it again? ;)

[Vincent Murphy]

well there's easier ways to avoid seeing a film again than going to the cinema to see it again..

[Da blonde one]

well there's easier ways to avoid seeing a film again than going to the cinema to see it again..


What a fuckin cheap skate. :rolleyes:

Wont even take me to the pics where he could get a quick feel and I could watch the movie. nawwww, sher why pay money . Tut MEN Argghhhhh

[Vincent Murphy]

What a fuckin cheap skate. :rolleyes:

Wont even take me to the pics where he could get a quick feel and I could watch the movie. nawwww, sher why pay money . Tut MEN Argghhhhh


If I was in the cinema I'd be concentrating on my popcorn and wine gums, sure I could get a feel anywhere..

[Da blonde one]

If I was in the cinema I'd be concentrating on my popcorn and wine gums, sure I could get a feel anywhere..


Ya i'm sure you could you fuckin stud.....

[Vincent Murphy]

Ya i'm sure you could you fuckin stud.....

well i just meant off you like, not girls in general..;)

[yer_one]

well there's easier ways to avoid seeing a film again than going to the cinema to see it again..



so you are saying you wont even take her just to make her happy??
selfish pig :D

[Da blonde one]

well i just meant off you like, not girls in general..;)


Oh right, for a second there I was like EEEEEGGGGGGGGGOOOOOO OO ;)

[Da blonde one]

so you are saying you wont even take her just to make her happy??
selfish pig :D


I know ya girl. I know how to pick um i'm telling ya.

[yer_one]

Oh right, for a second there I was like EEEEEGGGGGGGGGOOOOOO OO ;)


is he calling you easy?:o

[Vincent Murphy]

I know ya girl. I know how to pick um i'm telling ya.

I know, I have a heart of gold.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

[QUOTE=Vincent Murphy]You're a right joker..

I've actually seen Da Me Code already and it was crap enough.






who said you would HAVE to watch it again? ;)


sorry - i was talking about the Da Vincent Code - it's about a skinny Vincent who turns about to some leper from the bible's great-great-great- great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson


a long line of skinny fickers

[Da blonde one]

is he calling you easy?:o


I think so. Compared to most things he calls me I wont get offended though,

What was he called me the other night again???? Oh ya "mammy" Not at all suprising really...:D

[yer_one]

I think so. Compared to most things he calls me I wont get offended though,

What was he called me the other night again???? Oh ya "mammy" Not at all suprising really...:D


:shock: whatever he is into I suppose !

[Vincent Murphy]

I think so. Compared to most things he calls me I wont get offended though,

What was he called me the other night again???? Oh ya "mammy" Not at all suprising really...:D

ye both have very similar breasts.

[Da blonde one]

ye both have very similar breasts.


*slap*

My tits are firmly off the ground I'll have you know.

I'm sure ill be trippin over them in a few years though

[yer_one]

ye both have very similar breasts.



EEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUU :cry:

[Da blonde one]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUU :cry:


Its okay girl. Just try not to picture it.


Vince, you made yer_one cry.

[Vincent Murphy]

Its okay girl. Just try not to picture it.


Vince, you made yer_one cry.

she's just jealous cos hers are spaniels ears..:p

[yer_one]

Its okay girl. Just try not to picture it.


Vince, you made yer_one cry.


Not the first time DBO

Cried last week when he send me a pic to my phone!

[yer_one]

she's just jealous cos hers are spaniels ears..:p


ya thats it Vince! :rolleyes:

[Vincent Murphy]

Not the first time DBO

Cried last week when he send me a pic to my phone!

you love it..;)

[Vincent Murphy]

ya thats it Vince! :rolleyes:

Really? I was only guessing to be honest..

[Da blonde one]

Not the first time DBO

Cried last week when he send me a pic to my phone!


I can imagine.

what he send ya?

[Vincent Murphy]

I can imagine.

what he send ya?

It was you sent it to her you bint!

[yer_one]

Really? I was only guessing to be honest..


well Vince my petal, you will never know :cool:

[yer_one]

I can imagine.

what he send ya?


he sent me a picture of his teeny weeny! :(

[Da blonde one]

It was you sent it to her you bint!


No it wasn't ya gowlbag

[Da blonde one]

he sent me a picture of his teeny weeny! :(


How teeny was his weeny?

[yer_one]

How teeny was his weeny?


cant tell, he wouldnt say how close he zoomed in ! :p

[Da blonde one]

cant tell, he wouldnt say how close he zoomed in ! :p


He probably magnified it. :p

Isn't that right Vince, ya tiny lickle cutey

[Vincent Murphy]

cant tell, he wouldnt say how close he zoomed in ! :p

Actually I set the camera up 100 yards away.

[yer_one]

Actually I set the camera up 100 yards away.


really ! you must have to wear 3 shoes then instead of 2 :rolleyes:

[Vincent Murphy]

really ! you must have to wear 3 shoes then instead of 2 :rolleyes:

no i just tuck it in to one of my socks..

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

"Barry" - Froggy

























:lol!:

[Vincent Murphy]

uhhh, now Fergal, you obviously never even opened Soundings since the last class..

[Vincent Murphy]

:lol!:

he's such a legend he can have classic quotes one word long!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

he's such a legend he can have classic quotes one word long!


there's a couple of people like that though:

"Audacity"

"Fick"

"God-dammit-man"

[Vincent Murphy]

there's a couple of people like that though:

"Audacity"

"Fick"

"God-dammit-man"


True, and another one:

"Goys!"

[fintan fogerty]

Lads, ye'll never guess what. I went to France for the weekend. On a scouting mission for Russell's honeymoon. So I headed into a bar to watch a bit of Munster. And guess who I met? The Gowl. He was there with a proc t-shirt with gillabbey gowl written on the back. And he was as generous as ever!

[Vincent Murphy]

Lads, ye'll never guess what. I went to France for the weekend. On a scouting mission for Russell's honeymoon. So I headed into a bar to watch a bit of Munster. And guess who I met? The Gowl. He was there with a proc t-shirt with gillabbey gowl written on the back. And he was as generous as ever!

he's not half obsessed with you finner..

[Da blonde one]

he's not half obsessed with you finner..

*breezes in*


people seem to be full of obsessions around here. :p


*breezes back out*

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Lads, ye'll never guess what. I went to France for the weekend. On a scouting mission for Russell's honeymoon. So I headed into a bar to watch a bit of Munster. And guess who I met? The Gowl. He was there with a proc t-shirt with gillabbey gowl written on the back. And he was as generous as ever!



where in france was it? la plage?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

and don't forget

"I'm Pinky"

[fintan fogerty]

It was yes. I was in La Plage. You know how much Russel likes that place. Anyone heard from the crazy guy lately?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Moloch or Rimmon was a bigger bastard?

smell my tweed. rub my patches. mmmmmm.... elbow ones too.

doncha just love the glasses? it's the dark rims.

wife problems i bet. for sure, for sure...

apparently smells of drink. has a problem you know. T McCarthy that is.

yes Wolfy. Vincents codger isn't doing too well. i know. Angela told me.

:splutter:


what are you on about?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

It was yes. I was in La Plage. You know how much Russel likes that place. Anyone heard from the crazy guy lately?


who are the crazy guys?

[Vincent Murphy]

*breezes in*


people seem to be full of obsessions around here. :p


*breezes back out*

yeah and we know what you're obsessed with you dirty mare..:)

[Da blonde one]

yeah and we know what you're obsessed with you dirty mare..:)

Shoes!!!!!!!!!

Is that what you were thinkin? :p

[Vincent Murphy]

Shoes!!!!!!!!!

Is that what you were thinkin? :p

yes.

[fintan fogerty]

Lads, what do you call an epileptic in a bush????











Russel!!

[Da blonde one]

yes.

Will you buy me shoes?


:puppydog:

[Vincent Murphy]

Lads, what do you call an epileptic in a bush????







Russel!!

quality.

what do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

JP.

[Vincent Murphy]

Will you buy me shoes?


:puppydog:

you'll get a shoe in the hole in a minute if you don't cop on.

[AngelaMurphy]

This is brilliant:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3007417704059163679

[Da blonde one]

you'll get a shoe in the hole in a minute if you don't cop on.



:(

All I wanted was a pair of shoes for the trouble I go to for ya.

A shoe is the only thing you'll ever get to put in any hole of mine ya bitch


:lol:

[Vincent Murphy]

A shoe is the only thing you'll ever get to put in any hole of mine ya bitch




do you really want me to..:shock:

[Da blonde one]

do you really want me to..:shock:


No you sick freak. :neutral:

[Vincent Murphy]

No you sick freak. :neutral:

hehe I love the way you backtracked there..

Too late I'm afraid..

[Da blonde one]

hehe I love the way you backtracked there..

Too late I'm afraid..


LOL

I didnt back track at all.

what thats mam, you need me to help you with something??

*legs it*

[Vincent Murphy]

LOL

I didnt back track at all.

what thats mam, you need me to help you with something??

*legs it*

she won't go far.

[Da blonde one]

she won't go far.


Wha?

[Vincent Murphy]

Wha?

knew you'd be back in a flash..

[Da blonde one]

knew you'd be back in a flash..


Oh I get it now.

SHIT!!!!!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

This is brilliant:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3007417704059163679


that was on channel 4 the other night - on Bring Back The A-Team.

nearly wet myself

[Vincent Murphy]

So here he is, Mitch Buchanan
Mitch Buchanan loves his son
He is the Hobester
And they both have lots of fu-uuuu-unnnnn.

[AngelaMurphy]

Hairy Harrington takes it up de bum-bum,
Up de bum-bum...

[Vincent Murphy]

Hairy Harrington takes it up de bum-bum,
Up de bum-bum...

Who's pinkies are these
Who's pinkies are these?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Hail to D****o, D****o, D****o,
Hail to D****o, D****o H******,
He w_nks all day to his big pile of fodder,
Even though he can't find his todger,
Hail to D****o the dirty ol' perv

[fintan fogerty]

oh the Monday morning blues. That's what I played on the mando today in class.

[Vincent Murphy]

Hail to D****o, D****o, D****o,
Hail to D****o, D****o H******,
He w_nks all day to his big pile of fodder,
Even though he can't find his todger,
Hail to D****o the dirty ol' perv


:lol!:

[AngelaMurphy]

http://download.ihrsa.org/pr/Chopra_Deepak_4c.jpg

[Vincent Murphy]

ah Ange, cop on.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

ah Ange, cop on.


yeah Ang, focus on the process

[AngelaMurphy]

Focus on the process Vince, not the outcome.

[Vincent Murphy]

wha?

[AngelaMurphy]

ah Ange, cop on.

By the way you scrawny diseased little bastard - I'll be taking that money you owe me this weekend.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Focus on the process Vince, not the outcome.


:eek: This symbol means I want to cuddle you

:-x This symbol means I want to kiss you

:cool: This symbol means I want to tickle you

[Vincent Murphy]

By the way you scrawny diseased little bastard - I'll be taking that money you owe me this weekend.

I asked you for your account details about a month ago you fat bitch!

[Vincent Murphy]

:eek: This symbol means I want to cuddle you

:-x This symbol means I want to kiss you

:cool: This symbol means I want to tickle you

I don't know those words.

[AngelaMurphy]

I'm actually going out with somebody incredibly famous.
But I cannot tell you who it is.

Instead I will give you 2 clues:

1. She starred in Boogie Nights.
2. Her name sounds like Geather Hraham.

[AngelaMurphy]

I don't know those words.

Hardly surprising the leperous skinny-boy is not a disciple of the Chopra.

[Vincent Murphy]

Hardly surprising the leperous skinny-boy is not a disciple of the Chopra.

saw a big article about your mate actually in one of the Sunday papers last weekend.