Boys oh boys

[Da blonde one]

Monday morning and rain, what a winning combination.


At least we have our health.

:rolleyes:

[Vincent Murphy]

At least we have our health.

:rolleyes:

speak for yourself. :(

[Da blonde one]

speak for yourself. :(


Awww, Whats wrong with my poor baby?????

There there :D

[Vincent Murphy]

Awww, Whats wrong with my poor baby?????

There there :D

it's just with the disease and all, every day I wake up wondering if it'll be my last. Especially when it's raining.

[Da blonde one]

it's just with the disease and all, every day I wake up wondering if it'll be my last. Especially when it's raining.


I don't think you can die from crabs Vince......;)



Don't die please, I'll be all lonely

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I don't think you can die from crabs Vince......;)



Don't die please, I'll be all lonely




tell that to Ang's goldfish

[Da blonde one]

tell that to Ang's goldfish


LOl


Good weekend Wolf?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

LOl


Good weekend Wolf?


not bad. spent most of it recovering from a staff night out last week.

yourself?

[Da blonde one]

not bad. spent most of it recovering from a staff night out last week.

yourself?


Ahh twas grand. Boring as fuck like.

No drinking or anything, very good girl this weekend.

[Da blonde one]

hi.

this thread has many replies and many views.

can someone give me a condensed version plz.

thanking you in advance,

Pseudo.


Well since I showed up there's been mainly flirting but thats no suprise really....

I never actually read the thread.

Sorry I can't be of more help.


Yours sincerely
DBO

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

hi.

this thread has many replies and many views.

can someone give me a condensed version plz.

thanking you in advance,

Pseudo.


this is a veritable meeting place for great minds spread across the globe - a thread not dissimilar to Carrer Montcada in the early 1900s

[Vincent Murphy]

this is a veritable meeting place for great minds spread across the globe - a thread not dissimilar to Carrer Montcada in the early 1900s

and a few bolloxes with drink problems thrown in for good measure.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

and a few bolloxes with drink problems thrown in for good measure.


of course.

we need some people to keep the conversation interesting.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

thank you for your kind response.
that just about ties everything up.


*ahem* carry on...


thank heavens - we're allowed to carry on


wahooooo!!!!!:eek:

[Vincent Murphy]

of course.

we need some people to keep the conversation interesting.

speaking of which, I wonder is Finnerty in any fit state to show up to work today..

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

speaking of which, I wonder is Finnerty in any fit state to show up to work today..


it's only 11.41am. poor old finner's will have only had 11 hours sleep by now - he'll be waking up in 3 hours

[Vincent Murphy]

it's only 11.41am. poor old finner's will have only had 11 hours sleep by now - he'll be waking up in 3 hours

it's sad to see how far he's fallen.

[AngelaMurphy]

Morning walls.
The Ange has only just got up. Larry will be on the warpath again.

[AngelaMurphy]

I like girls who wear Abercrombie & Fitch. I'd take it if I had one wish!

I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike.

[Vincent Murphy]

Morning walls.
The Ange has only just got up. Larry will be on the warpath again.

Jesus lads, did any of us actually make our 9 o'clock this morning, I only managed to drag my miserable bony ass out of bed at 9.15.

[AngelaMurphy]

Jesus lads, did any of us actually make our 9 o'clock this morning, I only managed to drag my miserable bony ass out of bed at 9.15.

Think that Ma Basket one had to take my class again.

[Vincent Murphy]

Think that Ma Basket one had to take my class again.

I had to get Burgess flown in specially.

[AngelaMurphy]

I had to get Burgess flown in specially.

I think there was some awful cunt of a fellow covering for Finner.
Big-jawed freak.

[AngelaMurphy]

Right, I'd better start waddling my way into work - these receivers won't debit themselves.

Maybe if I sneak in at lunchtime Larry won't notice.

[AngelaMurphy]

Just one more shoulder of gin before I go...

[Vincent Murphy]

I think there was some awful cunt of a fellow covering for Finner.
Big-jawed freak.

I think I know the guy you're on about, a touch of the Desperate Dans about him?

[Vincent Murphy]

Just one more shoulder of gin before I go...

You have been hanging around Finnerty too much lately.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

ah lads

what's going on???

we're not winos

[fintan fogerty]

Alright lads!! Just got in to work. Larry wasn't asking where I was was he? Did someone do my classes??

[Vincent Murphy]

Alright lads!! Just got in to work. Larry wasn't asking where I was was he? Did someone do my classes??

someone called S apparently.

[fintan fogerty]

Nice one. Another great lie in for Finner wha? I had a good bit of boozing over the weekend. Especially Friday. And Saturday. And yesterday.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Alright lads!! Just got in to work. Larry wasn't asking where I was was he? Did someone do my classes??


we covered for ye - got S to do your class.

told him you had the scutters after a bad spicey chicken naan.

he believed it.

[Vincent Murphy]

we covered for ye - got S to do your class.

told him you had the scutters after a bad spicey chicken naan.

he believed it.


you're on thin ice at this stage though I'd say.

Come here to me - do you ever play Cuntybaws Rhapsody on the mandolin?

[AngelaMurphy]

Nice one. Another great lie in for Finner wha? I had a good bit of boozing over the weekend. Especially Friday. And Saturday. And yesterday.

Just the 3 days?

Had to have a few strong sharpeners this morning before coming in.

Right, I'm off to a class for a snooze...

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I love Vince



where's ted today?

[Vincent Murphy]

Just the 3 days?

Had to have a few strong sharpeners this morning before coming in.

Right, I'm off to a class for a snooze...

The water went off Chez Murphy all day yesterday and I had a raging case of dehydration, so since I was too lazy to go to the shop, I had to quench my thirst all day with the only liquid I had in the house - a 12-pack of Carlsberg.

[AngelaMurphy]

[QUOTE=Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]What would you know about rugby guys![QUOTE]

The bath in the Ange's gaff is permanently full of my home brew (washing comes second to it).

[Vincent Murphy]

Hairy H for the lads

I'd say the only wash you've had in the last 5 years girl was that night you got completely hammered on Mugshots and ran (shuffled) down Oliver Plunkett St. in the rain (naked).

[AngelaMurphy]

I fancy Parvis.

Don't knock it Vince - it was your one and only sight of womanly flesh.

[Vincent Murphy]

Franzi has a cute ass

I'm still scarred by it actually, especially when you started playing with your nipples.:shock:

[AngelaMurphy]

Fishy has a hot bod.

Maybe you'll think twice about plying me with drink in an attempt to "qui" me again.

[Vincent Murphy]

I'd love to teabag Bert's bald pate

such lies. It was Ted who kept telling you to get your kit off. He was getting a bone of contention in the Bróg and everything.

[AngelaMurphy]

Pinky's foxy pubes are yum.

We all know you're the snake in the grass in the staff room Vince. Perving over all of us hot young teachers.

Sure remember the time you were caught trying to bum Goggin?

[Vincent Murphy]

I want to lick Biggles' tache

Do you really want to lick his tache?

[AngelaMurphy]

Receiving a bumming from Shammy Boo has been the highlight of my career.

Only the tache in his pants.

[AngelaMurphy]

"Whoever threw that is a little bollox" - Some guard in Barleycove

Brilliant.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

remember the xmas party where ang did her karaoke singing and dancing to Destiny's Child's - Bootylicious?

That was a sight to behold.

[Vincent Murphy]

remember the xmas party where ang did her karaoke singing and dancing to Destiny's Child's - Bootylicious?

That was a sight to behold.

She certainly isn't lacking in booty..

[fintan fogerty]

The only thing Finner will drink is Dutch Gold because that's what they drink in Fair City. I had a great old sleep there in my last class. Slaped on a video and caught some shut eye. At one stage I thought Larry walked past but it was only Mossy

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

The only thing Finner will drink is Dutch Gold because that's what they drink in Fair City. I had a great old sleep there in my last class. Slaped on a video and caught some shut eye. At one stage I thought Larry walked past but it was only Mossy


did he stick a sign up on the window?

[AngelaMurphy]

She certainly isn't lacking in booty..

I am a bit of a Marlyn Monroe figure in the staff room.

[Vincent Murphy]

The only thing Finner will drink is Dutch Gold because that's what they drink in Fair City. I had a great old sleep there in my last class. Slaped on a video and caught some shut eye. At one stage I thought Larry walked past but it was only Mossy

Was it Steven Seagal again?

[Vincent Murphy]

I am a bit of a Marlyn Monroe figure in the staff room.

more like a fat Marilyn Manson really..

[AngelaMurphy]

more like a fat Marilyn Manson really..

Says Brett Anderson's older skinner brother...

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

more like a fat Marilyn Manson really..

:vamp:

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

What's everyone's favourite Ted Fodder story?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

What's everyone's favourite Ted Fodder story?


I think my favourite is his addiction to Estonian Delight

[fintan fogerty]

The one with the Doors video when he disappeared from the pub for a while wasn't bad at all. When we got back to the gaff he was like a rabbit in the headlights!! Caught with his trousers down. Quite literally!!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

The one with the Doors video when he disappeared from the pub for a while wasn't bad at all. When we got back to the gaff he was like a rabbit in the headlights!! Caught with his trousers down. Quite literally!!


I'd love to know where he hides his stash - it must be pretty sizeable now.

[AngelaMurphy]

What's everyone's favourite Ted Fodder story?

My favourite is the one when Vince scored with his sister.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

My favourite is the one when Vince scored with his sister.


please don't tell me that's considered fodder.

[Da blonde one]

My favourite is the one when Vince scored with his sister.


With his own sister or Ted's sister?

Please tell me not his own sister, please...

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

you're being very quiet today dbo. what's up?

[Da blonde one]

you're being very quiet today dbo. what's up?


Nothing pet, I'm around. Reading back and forth, i've no idea what yer on about so I'll read and jump in when I understand something.

Kinda like skipping....:D

Why do you miss me?????? Awwwwwwwww :p

[AngelaMurphy]

please don't tell me that's considered fodder.

It does it for the Ange.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Nothing pet, I'm around. Reading back and forth, i've no idea what yer on about so I'll read and jump in when I understand something.

Kinda like skipping....:D

Why do you miss me?????? Awwwwwwwww :p


i think vince needs a bit of a cuddle. ang has been picking on him and ted.

not going to say that Ted needs a cuddle - coz he'd probably impale you if you tried

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

It does it for the Ange.


just did a massive snigger and a load of snot came out when i read your biggles quote.

[Da blonde one]

i think vince needs a bit of a cuddle. ang has been picking on him and ted.

not going to say that Ted needs a cuddle - coz he'd probably impale you if you tried


I'll give him one later when he comes back.

Anyone else want one when I'm giving um out for nothing?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I'll give him one later when he comes back.

Anyone else want one when I'm giving um out for nothing?


shhhhhhhh.

if ted hears that you'll be in trouble.

[AngelaMurphy]

just did a massive snigger and a load of snot came out when i read your biggles quote.

But there is nothing funny about Andrew Bonar Law...

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

But there is nothing funny about Andrew Bonar Law...


i know.

when i read it - i immediately had an image of myself and Hands rubbing your legs with rulers while you were reading about it - and Fr Bigby in his monotone telling us there was nothing funny about it

[Vincent Murphy]

My favourite is the one when Vince scored with his sister.

:evil:

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

:evil:


:shock:

[AngelaMurphy]

Curly M: "Ahaw ahaw, very funny guys"


Images of the Curlster picking his bag up after lunch (without realising the Dangermen down the back had turned it upside down for the 30th day in a row).

- "Ahaw ahaw, very funny guys"...

[AngelaMurphy]

:evil:

;)

[Vincent Murphy]

:shock:

:crazyeye:

[Vincent Murphy]

Crazy Eyes Killah

[Vincent Murphy]

reminds me of a young Rory Calhoun.

[fintan fogerty]

Guys will ye stop talking!! I can't hear biggles!!

[fintan fogerty]

That's better guys!!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Guys will ye stop talking!! I can't hear biggles!!


:oops:

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

i was out scrappin timpsy

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Hi Ted,

How are you today?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Did I ever tell you about the time I kissed Nico?


Tell us more Finners.

[fintan fogerty]

That Nico was a hot bird! And she recorded a great album with the Velvet Underground!!

[AngelaMurphy]

Tell us more Finners.

Did you mistake him for the keyboardist in the Kaiser Chiefs?

[AngelaMurphy]

Because we know how much all the Frenchies love the Kaiser Chiefs.

[fintan fogerty]

In a strange twist of fate, it was this Nico bird that I had it off with that Ted was watching in that Doors film. She said I was much hunkier than Jim Morrison

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Summer lovin', had me a blast
Summer lovin', happened so fast
Met a girl crazy for me
Met a boy cute as can be
Summer days drifting away
To, uh oh, those summer nights

Well-a, well-a, well-a, uh!

Tell me more, tell me more
Did you get very far?
Tell me more, tell me more
Like does he have a car?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Because we know how much all the Frenchies love the Kaiser Chiefs.


can I have your autograph?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

yogurt

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

god i adore chess

[shamoverhere]

Hi.

[doppelganger]

Anybody read "The Cafe Cong" by Niall Quinn?

It´s rilly really good.

Ein echtes erstklassiges Buch.

Really. Echt.

[tedobrien]

Einfach klasse

[doppelganger]

It was Wolfy´s location in time-space that made me think of it. It´s actually set in Paris in 1968.

[thegillabbeygowl]

God,I haven't post random abuse on here in ages.
I must be losing my touch in my old age.

[tedobrien]

Nice one with the slander of me while I'm not here to defend myself you shower of geebags.

On another topic - Ange, are you able to get your hands on the last bit of cash for the school tour, or will we all chip in?

[ho chi feen]

Threads like this make the baby jesus cry.

[corkman in dublin]

Threads like this make the baby jesus cry.
cant call them cunts because a cunt is useful for something.they are loads that should have been swallowed

[hands]

boys oh boys...

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

boys oh boys...


WAHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! !!


IT'S HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

[thegillabbeygowl]

WAHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! !!


IT'S HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

Who the hell is hands?

[Vincent Murphy]

boys oh boys...

welcome to the board hands, it only took you 7 weeks!

[yer_one]

Morning all!!

so whats been happening?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Who the hell is hands?


a great great man

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Morning all!!

so whats been happening?


Vince and DBO had it off

Ang made a massive gust yesterday

Hands has joined the board

[thegillabbeygowl]

a great great man

I already hate him.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I already hate him.


that's good. it'll save time later.

[yer_one]

Vince and DBO had it off

Ang made a massive gust yesterday

Hands has joined the board


Well if they got it off I hope they are getting married!!
Ang actually posted?!

Welcome Hands!

How are you Wolfy?

[Da blonde one]

cant call them cunts because a cunt is useful for something.they are loads that should have been swallowed


You're an awful gowl alright aren't ya.

Next time you have something to say why wait till 2 in the morning when there's no one online.

[Da blonde one]

Well if they got it off I hope they are getting married!!
Ang actually posted?!

Welcome Hands!

How are you Wolfy?


Don't mind him, we did not.

I'm a lady....

[thegillabbeygowl]

that's good. it'll save time later.

I ate him,I ate em,I fooking ate him.
For he shall be my tuesdays enemy.

[yer_one]

Don't mind him, we did not.

I'm a lady....


I didnt doubt you for a sec girl, just worried that Vince may have slipped something in to your can

you know these fellas!:roll:

[Da blonde one]

I didnt doubt you for a sec girl, just worried that Vince may have slipped something in to your can

you know these fellas!:roll:

Actually come to think of it I was feeling a bit woozy afterwards.

Vince, what did you do to me? eeeekk ;)

[fintan fogerty]

Finner is actually in early today wha?? Great to see that Hands has joined us. I still don't want to do my classes though. Luck I have a few more Steven Seagal classics!! Boys oh boys I need a rest already!!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Well if they got it off I hope they are getting married!!
Ang actually posted?!

Welcome Hands!

How are you Wolfy?


i'm ok.

[Vincent Murphy]

Actually come to think of it I was feeling a bit woozy afterwards.

Vince, what did you do to me? eeeekk ;)

Don't worry, you didn't feel a thing ;)

[Da blonde one]

Don't worry, you didn't feel a thing ;)


A tiny prick was it :p

[Vincent Murphy]

A tiny prick was it :p

no you were out cold:vamp:

[Da blonde one]

no you were out cold:vamp:


No, No I wasn't.


You need to work on your technique by the way. :shock:

[thegillabbeygowl]

No, No I wasn't.


You need to work on your technique by the way. :shock:

Why,Is he very shit?
Out af a scale of 1 to 10 how shit was he.

[yer_one]

Why,Is he very shit?
Out af a scale of 1 to 10 how shit was he.


well, put it this way..his mom taught him all he knows! :-D

[Da blonde one]

Why,Is he very shit?
Out af a scale of 1 to 10 how shit was he.


10


Nah, he was great. Rocked my world.




(I dono, I didn't sleep with him) :(

[Vincent Murphy]

10


Nah, he was great. Rocked my world.




(I dono, I didn't sleep with him) :(

you loved it girl 8)

[Da blonde one]

you loved it girl 8)


Ya the waves crashed. The heavens opened. Bla bla bla :rolleyes:

[thegillabbeygowl]

10


Nah, he was great. Rocked my world.




(I dono, I didn't sleep with him) :(

You won't catch crotchrot so.

[thegillabbeygowl]

Ya the waves crashed. The shaven havens opened. Bla bla bla :rolleyes:

Sick bitch.

[Da blonde one]

You won't catch crotchrot so.


Nope.

I knew he was walkin with the dirt so I stayed well clear of him.

;)

[Da blonde one]

Sick bitch.


LMAO


You dirty bitch Gil

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

It must be nearing dinner time for Hands now - I wonder what he's having.

[Da blonde one]

It must be nearing dinner time for Hands now - I wonder what he's having.


Fish...

[thegillabbeygowl]

LMAO


You dirty bitch Gil

Truei,i've been corrupted by the proc.
Innocence is no longer famialiar to me.

[yer_one]

Vincent, have you tried the new bar in the collig yet?
opened Fri night.
not bad, not bad at all!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Vincent, have you tried the new bar in the collig yet?
opened Fri night.
not bad, not bad at all!


Note how the question was directed to Vince .........

don't you like the rest of us any more?

[yer_one]

Note how the question was directed to Vince .........

don't you like the rest of us any more?


ah now Wolfie, I love you all equally!

The reason it was directed at Vince is because you are over here, and Vince lives about 10 mins from the pub and I know he has been there before.

[fintan fogerty]

I think Vince will have some competition for the ladies. Hands isn't called Hands for nothing

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

ah now Wolfie, I love you all equally!

The reason it was directed at Vince is because you are over here, and Vince lives about 10 mins from the pub and I know he has been there before.


i can't believe you know so much about our real personas

[thegillabbeygowl]

I think Vince will have some competition for the ladies. Hands isn't called Hands for nothing

He must have a massive cock so.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I think Vince will have some competition for the ladies. Hands isn't called Hands for nothing


yeah - forgot about that - he's a demon

[yer_one]

i can't believe you know so much about our real personas


as Vince says, I know feck all!

ye are like a closed empty book the lot of ye

[Vincent Murphy]

ah now Wolfie, I love you all equally!

The reason it was directed at Vince is because you are over here, and Vince lives about 10 mins from the pub and I know he has been there before.

Is this the Darby where we once had a night out to celebrate Russell's summer holidays?

[yer_one]

Is this the Darby where we once had a night out to celebrate Russell's summer holidays?


no, new one opened near the new shopping centre at the weekend.
v trendy, actually you mightnt get in with the tween cardi with the elbow patches!:shock:

[Da blonde one]

as Vince says, I know feck all!

ye are like a closed empty book the lot of ye


Here here

[thegillabbeygowl]

Here here

Ditto.
Ye are very secretive.

[Vincent Murphy]

no, new one opened near the new shopping centre at the weekend.
v trendy, actually you mightnt get in with the tween cardi with the elbow patches!:shock:

What new shopping centre? I wouldn't be out that direction much.

[Da blonde one]

Ditto.
Ye are very secretive.


I'm not though, sher everyone knows my business.

Meh!!!!!!!


My Auto-biography will be out in June...

Entitled " Keepin it real, (irish style)l" big picture of me shiftin Jordan on the Cover.

[thegillabbeygowl]

I'm not though, sher everyone knows my business.

Meh!!!!!!!


My Auto-biography will be out in June...

Entitled " Keepin it real, (irish style)l" big picture of me shiftin Jordan on the Cover.

Not you,The others,wooo.
I think i have posted every dirth detail of my life too.
My Autobiography will be called.
"Go fuck yerselves".

[fintan fogerty]

we are not secretive. We use our real names. Ye know what we do for a living. How we spend our leisure time. That I play the mandolin and used to step out with Shaon ni Bheoloin. I mean come on like!!

[Vincent Murphy]

and that I'm tall, bony and diseased, and I live on the Model Farm Road with my mother.

[yer_one]

What new shopping centre? I wouldn't be out that direction much.


you mustnt have been out in awhile then as they have been building new houses and a shopping centre where the barracks was across from the Darby.

[Vincent Murphy]

you mustnt have been out in awhile then as they have been building new houses and a shopping centre where the barracks was across from the Darby.

oh right. No I don't normally venture much further than the Rendezvous unless there's some Russell-related event on.

How was your week at home anyway?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

we are not secretive. We use our real names. Ye know what we do for a living. How we spend our leisure time. That I play the mandolin and used to step out with Shaon ni Bheoloin. I mean come on like!!


Yeah - and you know that I used to live in Hamburg, am now living in Essex writing a thesis, I don't like odious gusts, Russell is my friend, and many other little nuggets of interesting factoids.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Yeah - and you know that I used to live in Hamburg, am now living in Essex writing a thesis, I don't like odious gusts, Russell is my friend, and many other little nuggets of interesting factoids.


and you know that Hands once spoke to the King of Poland

[Vincent Murphy]

Yeah - and you know that I used to live in Hamburg, am now living in Essex writing a thesis, I don't like odious gusts, Russell is my friend, and many other little nuggets of interesting factoids.

This thread is a veritable goldmine of information if these birds actually bothered reading it properly..

[yer_one]

oh right. No I don't normally venture much further than the Rendezvous unless there's some Russell-related event on.

How was your week at home anyway?


it was nice thanks, very relaxing!
nearly made it to the brog sat night but the bus broke down on the by-pass!!
did I miss anything?

[yer_one]

This thread is a veritable goldmine of information if these birds actually bothered reading it properly..


cop on!

[Vincent Murphy]

it was nice thanks, very relaxing!
nearly made it to the brog sat night but the bus broke down on the by-pass!!
did I miss anything?

Do you mean last Saturday week? That's the night we were there, it ended up being just me, Ted and the Gowl. Good enough craic though.

[Vincent Murphy]

cop on!

negatory. DJ Magic Numbers/Hurley from Lost was in flying form in the Bróg that night actually, so you did miss that.

[yer_one]

Do you mean last Saturday week? That's the night we were there, it ended up being just me, Ted and the Gowl. Good enough craic though.


going mad I missed it!! I had plenty of yoyos and was going to treat ye boys to a kebab!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

going mad I missed it!! I had plenty of yoyos and was going to treat ye boys to a kebab!


i'd love a spicey chicken naan kebab.

[Vincent Murphy]

going mad I missed it!! I had plenty of yoyos and was going to treat ye boys to a kebab!

ah feck, that was really unlucky for us that your "bus broke down" so :shock:

[yer_one]

i'd love a spicey chicken naan kebab.


well if we ever go out for that drink, I will shout you a nice kebab;)

[yer_one]

ah feck, that was really unlucky for us that your "bus broke down" so :shock:


shocking isnt it!! next time though.
def next time
maybe ye might even come out to the new pub in the village

[fintan fogerty]

Finner is actually doing some work today!!!

[fintan fogerty]

I'd love a late night lamb sandwich!!! Otherwise known as an LBJ kebab

[Vincent Murphy]

shocking isnt it!! next time though.
def next time
maybe ye might even come out to the new pub in the village

unlikely I'm afraid..

[yer_one]

unlikely I'm afraid..


ok, whatever

[Vincent Murphy]

ok, whatever

well what's wrong with you coming to town like?:p

[yer_one]

well what's wrong with you coming to town like?:p


nothing at all, but thought you might like to try something new! ;-)

[Vincent Murphy]

nothing at all, but thought you might like to try something new! ;-)

maybe we will so, maybe we'll have Russell's 37th there..;)

[yer_one]

maybe we will so, maybe we'll have Russell's 37th there..;)



when is his stag do or his he single again?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

sounds good

[Vincent Murphy]

when is his stag do or his he single again?

no it's still on, last week in July, somewhere in Europe. There'll be a smaller stag event in Cork too at some stage.

[yer_one]

no it's still on, last week in July, somewhere in Europe. There'll be a smaller stag event in Cork too at some stage.



dont forget to let me know about the London one! will bring some friends!

[Vincent Murphy]

dont forget to let me know about the London one! will bring some friends!

there's going to be a London one in the Church I believe..

[yer_one]

there's going to be a London one in the Church I believe..


ah I am busy then, never been but heard enough

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

ah I am busy then, never been but heard enough


ah, it's pretty good.

[fintan fogerty]

nothing at all, but thought you might like to try something new! ;-)

Phwaorr!! Get in there Vince

[yer_one]

ah, it's pretty good.

what, carrying your cans round plastic bags?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

message 3,700

wahoooo

Party!!!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

what, carrying your cans round plastic bags?


yeah - and then throwing them on the ground and stamping on the f-ers when you're finished

[yer_one]

yeah - and then throwing them on the ground and stamping on the f-ers when you're finished


nah, you see I like to drink my drink from a glass

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

nah, you see I like to drink my drink from a glass


they have glasses

[yer_one]

they have glasses

plastic ones?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

plastic ones?


yes.


come on guys - sign the petition
http://www.peoplesrepublico fcork.com/~peoplesr/forums/showthread.php?t=726 31

[yer_one]

yes.


come on guys - sign the petition
http://www.peoplesrepublico fcork.com/~peoplesr/forums/showthread.php?t=726 31


you havent given a reason why!

[fintan fogerty]

aw I'd love a can now wha??

[Vincent Murphy]

plastic ones?

tis far from glass glasses you were reared girl.

[Vincent Murphy]

aw I'd love a can now wha??

I bet you're having one as well you bollox.

[fintan fogerty]

I've no plastic glass though!!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

you havent given a reason why!



he's very rude

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I've no plastic glass though!!


use a test tube

[yer_one]

he's very rude


I have never spoken to him so I am afraid I cant really vote!

[tedobrien]

I have never spoken to him so I am afraid I cant really vote!
Well if you do vote and he gets kicked out then you never will have to speak with him.

Trust us, you wouldn't want to. He's a holy joe.

[yer_one]

Well if you do vote and he gets kicked out then you never will have to speak with him.

Trust us, you wouldn't want to. He's a holy joe.


But Ted, shouldnt I make up my own mind?

[Vincent Murphy]

But Ted, shouldnt I make up my own mind?

Trust us, he's nothing but a string of misery

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Trust us, he's nothing but a string of misery


what a brilliant phrase. and it's so apt too.

we're all going to hell.

:cry:

[yer_one]

Trust us, he's nothing but a string of misery


but why?! I have never actually seen him in here

[Vincent Murphy]

but why?! I have never actually seen him in here

it's just as well, he just annoys everyone, we know this sound Turkish fella who'd never lay a finger on anyone, and 5 minutes after meeting Hands, he was trying to beat the shit out of him.

[fintan fogerty]

Where would I get a test tube for me can?

[Vincent Murphy]

Where would I get a test tube for me can?

I'm sure Ray would give you a loan of one

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I'm sure Ray would give you a loan of one


and then give you a scientific funt up the hole

[Vincent Murphy]

and then give you a scientific funt up the hole

you god-dawk.

[The Roaring Forties]

your name is lucifer
you live a few miles away from me.....across the sea
and maybe i gave my soul to you
and youve taken all that was me from me

and all the things you put me through
and all the things you said were you
wernt true.... thats what you do
but i would give my life away
if i could get back a day with you.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

your name is lucifer
you live a few miles away from me.....across the sea
and maybe i gave my soul to you
and youve taken all that was me from me

and all the things you put me through
and all the things you said were you
wernt true.... thats what you do
but i would give my life away
if i could get back a day with you.

i'm not lucifer - but his good friend Chemos.

[The Roaring Forties]

i'm not lucifer - but his good friend Chemos.
It wasnt for you, Who is Chemos?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

It wasnt for you, Who is Chemos?

He's the abomination of Moab.

A friend of Lucifer's along with Moloch, Baalem, Ashtaroth, Astarte, Astoreth, Dagon, Rimmon, Osiris, Isis, Orus, Mammon, and Belial.

"Chemos, the obscene dread of Moab's sons from Aroer to Nebo and the wild of south-most Abarim"

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

He's the abomination of Moab.

A friend of Lucifer's along with Moloch, Baalem, Ashtaroth, Astarte, Astoreth, Dagon, Rimmon, Osiris, Isis, Orus, Mammon, and Belial.

"Chemos, the obscene dread of Moab's sons from Aroer to Nebo and the wild of south-most Abarim"


and let me tell you this - that Rimmon fella is an awful bastard

[Vincent Murphy]

Who farted gentlemen?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Who farted gentlemen?


Rimmon

[Vincent Murphy]

Rimmon

That's unacceptable.

[The Roaring Forties]

He's the abomination of Moab.

A friend of Lucifer's along with Moloch, Baalem, Ashtaroth, Astarte, Astoreth, Dagon, Rimmon, Osiris, Isis, Orus, Mammon, and Belial.

"Chemos, the obscene dread of Moab's sons from Aroer to Nebo and the wild of south-most Abarim"


oh ok cool! take care then

[Vincent Murphy]

oh ok cool! take care then

Were you born in a field or what? Close the fucking door!

[t_mccarthy]

Were you born in a field or what? Close the fucking door!


*walks in open door*

who the fuck left the thread door open??

[spatterbag]

and let me tell you this - that Rimmon fella is an awful bastard


but it's Moloch that you need to watch out for.

[hands]

but why?! I have never actually seen him in here

Yeah - feck of Vince you scrawny string of piss...

[wexchick]

*walks in open door*

who the fuck left the thread door open??
yea close the door but come out later and remind me to read this whole thread from beginning to end later on to see what the hell is going on!

[tedobrien]

Yeah - feck of Vince you scrawny string of piss...
Hey Hands - Get out!!!

[yer_one]

Yeah - feck of Vince you scrawny string of piss...


ah Hands, calm yourself!

you seem to have a lot of built up aggression for these guys

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

looks like we're making friends

http://www.peoplesrepublico fcork.com/~peoplesr/forums/showthread.php?t=726 72

why have people got such a problem with this thread?

[yer_one]

looks like we're making friends

http://www.peoplesrepublico fcork.com/~peoplesr/forums/showthread.php?t=726 72

why have people got such a problem with this thread?


ignore em, there seems to be a new thread giving out every few weeks!
some people dont like what they cant undestand!

[tedobrien]

I felt very emotional reading you stick up for us yer_one.

I know you were only doing it 'cos you fancy Vince, but fair play all the same.

[yer_one]

I felt very emotional reading you stick up for us yer_one.

I know you were only doing it 'cos you fancy Vince, but fair play all the same.


here's a tissue Ted!

I fancy Vince, no no you got it all wrong, its you that have stolen my heart :crazyeye:

[AngelaMurphy]

Jaysus lads, I don't normally curse...but it appears that we're under attack in another thread.

[Da blonde one]

It's nothing to worry about lads.

I was under attack for ages when I first started here. Everyday there was a thread up about me. Who gives a shit.

Yer not bothering anyone so just leave um have their rants

[yer_one]

I was under attack for ages when I first started here. Everyday there was a thread up about me. Who gives a shit.

how come???

[i_didnt_do_nawtin]

I was under attack for ages when I first started here. Everyday there was a thread up about me. Who gives a shit.

how come???

No you weren't, no-one gives a fuck about you.

[FL4ZGN]

No you weren't, no-one gives a fuck about you.


Harsh.


But fair.

[yer_one]

No you weren't, no-one gives a fuck about you.


who you talking to?

[AngelaMurphy]

I get enough guff from my students...PROC was my safe-haven against their cruel taunts!

[Vincent Murphy]

Yeah - feck of Vince you scrawny string of piss...

watch yourself you bible-beating bollox.

[Vincent Murphy]

I get enough guff from my students...PROC was my safe-haven against their cruel taunts!

I know what you mean, some guy cheesered me this morning in Latin class.

[FL4ZGN]

Anyone fancy a scone with their afternoon tea?

[AngelaMurphy]

I know what you mean, some guy cheesered me this morning in Latin class.

The little poindexter...I caught my class calling me Sketch! :-x

[tedobrien]

here's a tissue Ted!

I fancy Vince, no no you got it all wrong, its you that have stolen my heart :crazyeye:
YES BOY!!

I knew my policy of being the mysterious stranger and only posting very seldom would pay off.

That Vince, he just makes himself too available.

[yer_one]

YES BOY!!

I knew my policy of being the mysterious stranger and only posting very seldom would pay off.

That Vince, he just makes himself too available.


I agree, he is turing into a bit of a thread slut

[Roguetrader]

I agree, he is turing into a bit of a thread slut


Says herself

[AngelaMurphy]

YES BOY!!

I knew my policy of being the mysterious stranger and only posting very seldom would pay off.

That Vince, he just makes himself too available.

Is Ted about to get his revenge on Vince (it's only taken about 10 years).

[yer_one]

Says herself


excuse me, do I know you?
are you that stalker I have heard about?

[yer_one]

Says herself


oh and BTW, the last guy who called me a slut got his balls in a vice grip!
ask Vince!!

[Da blonde one]

I was under attack for ages when I first started here. Everyday there was a thread up about me. Who gives a shit.

how come???


Cos I have a filthy mouth and a filthy mind.

Era myself and a few of the lads clicked and the truth or dare thread, pissed a few people off.
Dono why,

It passes after a while.

[yer_one]

Cos I have a filthy mouth and a filthy mind.

Era myself and a few of the lads clicked and the truth or dare thread, pissed a few people off.
Dono why,

It passes after a while.


are you serious!?
FFS

can you give me a list of the PROC rules please, so I know when to stop! :rolleyes:

[Roguetrader]

excuse me, do I know you?
are you that stalker I have heard about?


Pardon me for breathing

[Da blonde one]

are you serious!?
FFS

can you give me a list of the PROC rules please, so I know when to stop! :rolleyes:


I know girl.

Just take everything people say with a pinch of salt.

[yer_one]

Pardon me for breathing



ah now RT dont be like that :silly:

[yer_one]

I know girl.

Just take everything people say with a pinch of salt.


ah Christ you have to!

[Roguetrader]

ah now RT dont be like that :silly:


Just kiddin' :p

[Vincent Murphy]

oh and BTW, the last guy who called me a slut got his balls in a vice grip!
ask Vince!!

Come on, ask me RT

[yer_one]

Pardon me for breathing


PS I was going to say something else but I am not cracking!! this is harder than I thought!