Boys oh boys

[Vincent Murphy]

copers

and somewhere with a beach.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

and somewhere with a beach.


oooohhhh yeah!!!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

a bit of the old american football on the beach

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

it's going to be good

[Vincent Murphy]

I actually think Barcelona would be a brilliant place to go for a week. It's a brilliant city, and it has a beach, and it's really cheap.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I actually think Barcelona would be a brilliant place to go for a week. It's a brilliant city, and it has a beach, and it's really cheap.


yeah - Hands wasn't that keen though

[Vincent Murphy]

yeah - Hands wasn't that keen though

yeah but he was just saying that a lot of them don't speak English and I can't see that being a major bother to us in fairness. We won't be able to speak proper English ourselves for at least half the time like..

[Da blonde one]

I actually think Barcelona would be a brilliant place to go for a week. It's a brilliant city, and it has a beach, and it's really cheap.


Was there a few years ago.

Fantastic place, you'd love it.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Was there a few years ago.

Fantastic place, you'd love it.


so you reckon they'd appreciate a group of buff, handsome, middleaged men having a glass of wine and a bit of a dance in the evenings?

[Vincent Murphy]

Was there a few years ago.

Fantastic place, you'd love it.

yeah I was there once, brought my class on a school tour (cos they still speak Latin in parts of Barcelona).

It is very cool.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Was there a few years ago.

Fantastic place, you'd love it.


and would there be throngs of beautiful nordic 18-25 year old ladies coming up to us for a bit of a chat and wanting to come back to our hotel?

[Da blonde one]

so you reckon they'd appreciate a group of buff, handsome, middleaged men having a glass of wine and a bit of a dance in the evenings?


Without a doubt.

We were there with the school when we were 16 so I Don't think they appreciated us galavanting.

Check out Monserat, the place is unreal, they make there own liquor, tastes like anaseed, we called it monserat gat(what a load of chavs like)

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

and would there be throngs of beautiful nordic 18-25 year old ladies coming up to us for a bit of a chat and wanting to come back to our hotel?


this is where i think Copenhagen/Stockholm has the upper hand.

[Da blonde one]

and would there be throngs of beautiful nordic 18-25 year old ladies coming up to us for a bit of a chat and wanting to come back to our hotel?


Only Cork girls are that desperate. :p

[Da blonde one]

this is where i think Copenhagen/Stockholm has the upper hand.


So does Amsterdams red light district.

Ye could take me with ye, ye could go off riding and I could smoke all day. Best holiday ever

[Vincent Murphy]

So does Amsterdams red light district.

Ye could take me with ye, ye could go off riding and I could smoke all day. Best holiday ever

What ye think lads? Can dbo come on the Boys oh boys holiday?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Only Cork girls are that desperate. :p

and beautiful swedish birds

[Da blonde one]

and beautiful swedish birds


Are you saying Cork girls aren't beautiful?? *bitch slap* ;)

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

What ye think lads? Can dbo come on the Boys oh boys holiday?


no.

you two will just be up in the room all day and we'd never see ye

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Are you saying Cork girls aren't beautiful?? *bitch slap* ;)


of course they are.

but the ones in stockholm are a little friendlier.

[Da blonde one]

no.

you two will just be up in the room all day and we'd never see ye


Fuck that, you think i'd spend the whole day in a room with him and there's weed In nearly every coffee shop around me

That would never happen

[Da blonde one]

of course they are.

but the ones in stockholm are a little friendlier.


It was the slap that done it wasn't it?

Dammit I let the side down.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Fuck that, you think i'd spend the whole day in a room with him and there's weed In nearly every coffee shop around me

That would never happen


:roll:

[Da blonde one]

:roll:


What are ya rolling your eyes at me for? :(


;)

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

What are ya rolling your eyes at me for? :(


;)


do you think i'm some sort of la-la? i know exactly what ye'll get up to.

anyway, amsterdam would be crap so we're not going there

[Da blonde one]

do you think i'm some sort of la-la? i know exactly what ye'll get up to.

anyway, amsterdam would be crap so we're not going there



:(

K so.

*wonders off crying*

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

:(

K so.

*wonders off crying*


you can still come.

but we're not going to amsterdam. we're going somewhere good.

[Da blonde one]

you can still come.

but we're not going to amsterdam. we're going somewhere good.


Amsterdam is good, (if your a stoner)

K so, I dont mind were we go........

Where do you want to go?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Amsterdam is good, (if your a stoner)

K so, I dont mind were we go........

Where do you want to go?


Bantry.

[Da blonde one]

Bantry.


Bantry's a hole.

Youghal is way better :rolleyes:

[tedobrien]

Fuck that, you think i'd spend the whole day in a room with him and there's weed In nearly every coffee shop around me

That would never happen
Hey leave Vince alone.

He's not a weed, he's just a bit skinny is all

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Hey leave Vince alone.

He's not a weed, he's just a bit skinny is all


remember when he got that cheeser. great days!

[Da blonde one]

Hey leave Vince alone.

He's not a weed, he's just a bit skinny is all


heh heh heh

I wouldn't say anything mean about Vince,sher he'd only cry again.

[fintan fogerty]

I don't think I'll make the boys oh boys holiday. I'm the priomhoide of an Irish college over the Summer. I had to do it. It's the only way Larry will let me keep me job for next year!

[Da blonde one]

I don't think I'll make the boys oh boys holiday. I'm the priomhoide of an Irish college over the Summer. I had to do it. It's the only way Larry will let me keep me job for next year!


Ahh FFS.

It wont be the same without you there Fintan.

*whimpers*

[Vincent Murphy]

remember when he got that cheeser. great days!

that bloody poindexter :mad:

[fintan fogerty]

Ahh FFS.

It wont be the same without you there Fintan.

*whimpers*

You can stay here with me if ya like. I'm a powerful man. Priomhoide wha??

[Da blonde one]

You can stay here with me if ya like. I'm a powerful man. Priomhoide wha??


I can't, Vince would be lost without me.

Fuck the job, ill ram you in my suitcase at the last minute on the sly.

[fintan fogerty]

There'll be no ramming dbo!!

[Da blonde one]

There'll be no ramming dbo!!


Spoil sport

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

that bloody poindexter :mad:


hey, there's an smilie of the guy who gave you the cheeser
:mrgreen:

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

god i adore chess

[Da blonde one]

god i adore chess


Oops, a glitch in the Matrix

[Vincent Murphy]

hey, there's an smilie of the guy who gave you the cheeser
:mrgreen:

that little bastard

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

that little bastard


the little green bastard

[Persephone]

*pulls down pants & flashes the board*

[Vincent Murphy]

*pulls down pants & flashes the board*

Oi come back here you little bastard! You've no respect for anyone!

*Shakes fist*

[Da blonde one]

*pulls down pants & flashes the board*


This is why I love you.


Ya nut :D

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Oi come back here you little bastard! You've no respect for anyone!

*Shakes fist*


arrest the little bastard

[Vincent Murphy]

arrest the little bastard

we should all carry out a citizens arrest i think

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Oops, a glitch in the Matrix


day-sha-vu

[Persephone]

Oi come back here you little bastard! You've no respect for anyone!

*Shakes fist*

Thats not your fist you're shaking you filthy bint

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

we should all carry out a citizens arrest i think


like S did when he caught people nicking money from the church collection box

[Da blonde one]

day-sha-vu


Qui qui

[Persephone]

Ye only want to carry out a citzens arrest so that ye can carry out some bizzare perverted fantasy

[fintan fogerty]

Security!!! Ivors!!!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Ye only want to carry out a citzens arrest so that ye can carry out some bizzare perverted fantasy


yes. we've been watching videos in Ted's collection again.

[fintan fogerty]

Ted is after building an extension to house his collection.

[Persephone]

yes. we've been watching videos in Ted's collection again.

Does he have "midget pirates of the carribean"?

[fintan fogerty]

but he was refused planning permission coz it was three times the size of his house.

[fintan fogerty]

Does he have any Femme Fontaine?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Does he have any Femme Fontaine?

Femme Fontaine, Homme Fontaine, Chien Fontaine - he has it all

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

but he was refused planning permission coz it was three times the size of his house.


and his house is a 5 bed mansion.

[tedobrien]

Femme Fontaine, Homme Fontaine, Chien Fontaine - he has it all
A-huh, a-huh - very funny guys

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

whose pigs are these,
whose pigs are these,
they are johnny pott's,
you can tell them by their spots,
and i found them in the vicarage garden

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Whose pigs are these?
Oh whose pigs are these?
They are John Pott's
And I know them by their spots
And I found them in the vicarage garden..

They are Bill Spear's
And I know them by their ears..

The are Sally Dale's
And I know them by their tails..

They are Farmer Hunt's
And I know them by their....grunts..
And I found them in the vicarage garden

Whose pigs are these?
Oh whose pigs are these?
They are Geoff Potter's
And I know them by their trotters
And I found them in the vicarage garden..


What's their disease,
What's their disease,
They've got the pox,
I can tell by the spots,
And I found them in the vicarage garden.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

yo

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Ich fluche nicht normalerweise, aber ich werde dafür fluchen.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

larry kept me late tonight lads - bastard

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

good night wall

[tedobrien]

Kippen sie die fenster bitte on your way out, beh

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Kippen sie die fenster bitte on your way out, beh


fenster should have a capital F

[Vincent Murphy]

Pirates of Men's Pants.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Pirates of Men's Pants.

Hey Vince, that was your 1,000th post.

PARTY!!!!!

[Vincent Murphy]

Hey Vince, that was your 1,000th post.

PARTY!!!!!

Sweet!

Right that's it, no work today, sorry boss.

[Vincent Murphy]

Whose pigs are these?
Oh whose pigs are these?
They are John Pott's
And I know them by their spots
And I found them in the vicarage garden..

They are Bill Spear's
And I know them by their ears..

The are Sally Dale's
And I know them by their tails..

They are Farmer Hunt's
And I know them by their....grunts..
And I found them in the vicarage garden

Whose pigs are these?
Oh whose pigs are these?
They are Geoff Potter's
And I know them by their trotters
And I found them in the vicarage garden..


What's their disease,
What's their disease,
They've got the pox,
I can tell by the spots,
And I found them in the vicarage garden.

Auf Deutsch jetzt bitte.

[Da blonde one]

Hey Vince, that was your 1,000th post.

PARTY!!!!!


Oh Congradulations Vince.

I'm so proud. Brings a tear to my eye. *sniff* :p

[Vincent Murphy]

Oh Congradulations Vince.

I'm so proud. Brings a tear to my eye. *sniff* :p

Thanks dbo. Can you remember what you did to celebrate your 1,000th?

[Da blonde one]

Thanks dbo. Can you remember what you did to celebrate your 1,000th?


I hired a jet and flew me and all my friends to New York for a millon dollar shopping spree. ;)

Pity you weren't my friend then eh? :p


Nah, I can't remember what i done really but i'm sure it ws very exciting. What are you gona do to celebrate yours? I have some assless leather pants you can borrow if you want....:p

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I hired a jet and flew me and all my friends to New York for a millon dollar shopping spree. ;)

Pity you weren't my friend then eh? :p


Nah, I can't remember what i done really but i'm sure it ws very exciting. What are you gona do to celebrate yours? I have some assless leather pants you can borrow if you want....:p


looks like another day of depravity is on the cards

[Vincent Murphy]

I hired a jet and flew me and all my friends to New York for a millon dollar shopping spree. ;)

Pity you weren't my friend then eh? :p


Nah, I can't remember what i done really but i'm sure it ws very exciting. What are you gona do to celebrate yours? I have some assless leather pants you can borrow if you want....:p

damn, I always miss all the good stuff..

I'd say those pants would be more Wolfy's style..

[Da blonde one]

looks like another day of depravity is on the cards


Chalk it down bitch.......





Nah, i'm busy in work so I wont be around much you'll be glad to know.
But i'll keep the smut to a minimum today anyway.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Chalk it down bitch.......





Nah, i'm busy in work so I wont be around much you'll be glad to know.
But i'll keep the smut to a minimum today anyway.




do you work?

what as?

[steve sanders]

i am posting in the boys oh boys thread.

[Ciotóg]

It's really great in here.

[Da blonde one]

do you work?

what as?


I'm a crash test dummy.

Great job, fabulous perks and incentives. good health plan too. :p



I'll tell you the truth if you clear your box.

[Da blonde one]

It's really great in here.


Cosy isn't it.

[steve sanders]

It's really great in here.

it reminds me of the club bertie wooster visits.

[Ciotóg]

it reminds me of the club bertie wooster visits.
Once again, Wikipedia is my friend.

(I'm ashamed that this exchange serves to send the boys oh boys thread closer to the 4000 post mark).

(Brackets can be used to post things that are irrelevant or embarrassing without feeling too bad about it).

[Da blonde one]

Once again, Wikipedia is my friend.

(I'm ashamed that this exchange serves to send the boys oh boys thread closer to the 4000 post mark).

(Brackets can be used to post things that are irrelevant or embarrassing without feeling too bad about it).


It'll die eventually.

it wont be around forever you know.

[i_didnt_do_nawtin]

They'll get rid of it when it crashes the server, just like what happened with the 'euro' thread.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

It'll die eventually.

it wont be around forever you know.


that's what they said about LBJ.

[Vincent Murphy]

It'll die eventually.

it wont be around forever you know.

I'd say there's a good thirty years left in it yet.

[Da blonde one]

that's what they said about LBJ.


Who's LBJ?

Vince thats wishful thinking out of you. I'd say you'll be in bits when this threads ends. Don't worry I'll hold your hand and get you through it :p

[steve sanders]

Who's LBJ?

Vince thats wishful thinking out of you. I'd say you'll be in bits when this threads ends. Don't worry I'll hold your hand and get you through it :p

ligaments bones joints.

[Da blonde one]

ligaments bones joints.


Interesting. do you know him well like. ;)

[steve sanders]

Interesting. do you know him well like. ;)

we are intimate.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Who's LBJ?

Vince thats wishful thinking out of you. I'd say you'll be in bits when this threads ends. Don't worry I'll hold your hand and get you through it :p


you obviously don't have the memory of an elephant.

cast your mind back to boys oh boys threads 300-1123 and it should become obvious who LBJ is.

[Vincent Murphy]

Who's LBJ?

Vince thats wishful thinking out of you. I'd say you'll be in bits when this threads ends. Don't worry I'll hold your hand and get you through it :p

Thanks dbo but that won't be necessary, I'll be long dead by the time it ends.

Did you not read the parts of this thread about LBJ? :confused:

[Da blonde one]

we are intimate.


Awww, there's no better love than proc love.

[Da blonde one]

you obviously don't have the memory of an elephant.

cast your mind back to boys oh boys threads 300-1123 and it should become obvious who LBJ is.


I told ye I'm not reading the entire thread,

I just jumped in somewhere in the middle and i'm happy enough with that.

[Da blonde one]

Thanks dbo but that won't be necessary, I'll be long dead by the time it ends.

Did you not read the parts of this thread about LBJ? :confused:


No I didn't read it.

Is it interesting enough for you to tell me like. If its boring don't bother :p

[Vincent Murphy]

No I didn't read it.

Is it interesting enough for you to tell me like. If its boring don't bother :p

Read it, Reeead iiitttt...:mad:

[Da blonde one]

Read it, Reeead iiitttt...:mad:


Noooooooooooooooooo I have more important ways to spend my day. :mrgreen:

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

hey,

this is post 3373.

PARTY!!!!!

[Vincent Murphy]

hey,

this is post 3373.

PARTY!!!!!

woohoo!! I can't believe you got it you bastard!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

woohoo!! I can't believe you got it you bastard!


have to let you in on a little secret - The Black Knight pm-ed me and suggested i make a post quickly so i'd get it.

Cheers TBK

[Vincent Murphy]

have to let you in on a little secret - The Black Knight pm-ed me and suggested i make a post quickly so i'd get it.

Cheers TBK

Someone's getting on the guestlist at our next event methinks..;)

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Someone's getting on the guestlist at our next event methinks..;)


8)

[Vincent Murphy]

8)

maybe we could even get him to say a few words?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

maybe we could even get him to say a few words?


if you're on the guest list you must be either performing or say a few words.

it's the way it's always been done.

i don't think he'd have a problem with it.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Hi Finnerty,

How Are You Today?

Welcome Back To The Thread Of Fun!!

Waaahooooooo!

[Vincent Murphy]

Hi Finnerty,

How Are You Today?

Welcome Back To The Thread Of Fun!!

Waaahooooooo!

Is that little bastard here? I can't see him..

[fintan fogerty]

Morning lads wha?

[Vincent Murphy]

Morning lads wha?

Howaya bud?

Ou est le centre de George Pamplemousse?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

me neither.

i just have this feeling that the little bastard is lurking around the place.

[fintan fogerty]

Larry is on my case again boys. He found out that I never finished my BA

[AngelaMurphy]

Hey Bungalo Bill,
What did you kill?
Bungalo Bill

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Larry is on my case again boys. He found out that I never finished my BA


just take mine - scan it - and change the name

it'll be from the University of Lubeck though and the degree is in German Folk Dancing.

[fintan fogerty]

Cheers Wolfy, he'll never read it anyway. Break time for Finnerty. Waahooo!! Later

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Cheers Wolfy, he'll never read it anyway. Break time for Finnerty. Waahooo!! Later


flipping heck finners, it's no wonder he gives you a hard time. you only turn up for about 8 mins a day!

[AngelaMurphy]

10

[AngelaMurphy]

9

[thegillabbeygowl]

9

Your IQ is it?

[Da blonde one]

Coming up to 100 posts there Ang. Woop woop

[AngelaMurphy]

Your IQ is it?

8 (Inches...from the floor)

[thegillabbeygowl]

8 (Inches...from the floor)

Ok so,Fair enough.
I see you still haven't removed my username from your signature.

[AngelaMurphy]

Ok so,Fair enough.
I see you still haven't removed my username from your signature.

7 You're right there Gowly.

Seeing as you're always so quick with the pints in an Brog I'll have to change it.
But 1st I'll have to find a new arch-nemesis.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

8 (Inches...from the floor)


come on Angie, 7 more to go and there'll be a great big par-tay

[thegillabbeygowl]

7 You're right there Gowly.

Seeing as you're always so quick with the pints in an Brog I'll have to change it.
But 1st I'll have to find a new arch-nemesis.

You're in the right place so if you're looking for one of those.
The one they call Sunbabe is a right bad person.
Try her

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

7 You're right there Gowly.

Seeing as you're always so quick with the pints in an Brog I'll have to change it.
But 1st I'll have to find a new arch-nemesis.


6 geese a-laying,

[AngelaMurphy]

6 I haven't had this much fun with numbers since the last time Ciotog told us how many times each of us has posted in here.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Five burning rings,
Four hot birds,
Three Frenchies,
Two turtle heads,

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Five burning rings,
Four hot birds,
Three Frenchies,
Two turtle heads,


Alan Partridge in a pear tree

[thegillabbeygowl]

6 I haven't had this much fun with numbers since the last time Ciotog told us how many times each of us has posted in here.

He's a fucking muppet though.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

6 I haven't had this much fun with numbers since the last time Ciotog told us how many times each of us has posted in here.


I miss ciotog - he hasn't posted in here in ages.

where are you cioty?

[Da blonde one]

Alan Partridge in a pear tree


You'd think you'd share the drugs with the rest of us Wolf....

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

He's a fucking muppet though.


i like him but according to Tony he wets the bed.

speaking of tony - he's been quiet lately.

[thegillabbeygowl]

i like him but according to Tony he wets the bed.

speaking of tony - he's been quiet lately.

Well i don't,Crows indeed.
What should we do when yer wan reached 100?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

You'd think you'd share the drugs with the rest of us Wolf....


they don't work - they just make you worse

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Well i don't,Crows indeed.
What should we do when yer wan reached 100?


there'll be an uber (that's german for mega) party in the boys oh boys thread

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

is the black knight cool?

[AngelaMurphy]

5 The number of hand shandies Ted just had on his lunch break.

[thegillabbeygowl]

there'll be an uber (that's german for mega) party in the boys oh boys thread

Will there be fizzy pop?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

User Name Posts
Vincent Murphy 849
yer_one 604
Da blonde one 561
Wolfy Van Der Greylocks 454
fintan fogerty 269
thegillabbeygowl 173
AngelaMurphy 92
t_mccarthy 92
tedobrien 63
Persephone 53
Ciotóg 30
Todays_Bread_Today 16
pseudonominous 14
Bould Tady Quill 13
spatterbag 12
Rebel Yell 8
Matlock 7
DOBBER22 7
Wampire 7
bricktop 6
maggot 6
steve sanders 6
Hochma 5
shammy feen 5
i_didnt_do_nawtin 5
Johnnyc 5
trasnanadtonnta 5
Boom_Town_Rat 4
DaisyM 3
jungle 3
Nicewanbiy 3
the puerto rican feen 2
User Name 2
cantankerous bastard 2
ho chi feen 2
hurling_lad 2
tucker lyons 2
Tube a Pringles 2
SHACKLES 1
oliver hymn 1
Lostmeringtopaddypow er 1
willow 1
fixer 1
The Black Knight 1
Riordan 1
Northstar 1
ProcMan 1
chief-a-b 1
elwood blues 1
doppelganger 1
BJ 1
MinXy 1
Hang_Sandwich 1
Proinsias 1
Grouch 1
storysham 1

[Da blonde one]

they don't work - they just make you worse


But I know i'll see your face again

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Will there be fizzy pop?


and ginger ale and Finnerty is going to do some readings from The Famous Five.

[thegillabbeygowl]

I'm the sixth best,woohoo.

[AngelaMurphy]

User Name Posts
Vincent Murphy 849
yer_one 604
Da blonde one 561
Wolfy Van Der Greylocks 454
fintan fogerty 269
thegillabbeygowl 173
AngelaMurphy 92
t_mccarthy 92
tedobrien 63
Persephone 53
Ciotóg 30
Todays_Bread_Today 16
pseudonominous 14
Bould Tady Quill 13
spatterbag 12
Rebel Yell 8
Matlock 7
DOBBER22 7
Wampire 7
bricktop 6
maggot 6
steve sanders 6
Hochma 5
shammy feen 5
i_didnt_do_nawtin 5
Johnnyc 5
trasnanadtonnta 5
Boom_Town_Rat 4
DaisyM 3
jungle 3
Nicewanbiy 3
the puerto rican feen 2
User Name 2
cantankerous bastard 2
ho chi feen 2
hurling_lad 2
tucker lyons 2
Tube a Pringles 2
SHACKLES 1
oliver hymn 1
Lostmeringtopaddypow er 1
willow 1
fixer 1
The Black Knight 1
Riordan 1
Northstar 1
ProcMan 1
chief-a-b 1
elwood blues 1
doppelganger 1
BJ 1
MinXy 1
Hang_Sandwich 1
Proinsias 1
Grouch 1
storysham 1

4 Bloody hell - Gowly is kicking the Ange's arse...

[thegillabbeygowl]

4 Bloody hell - Gowly is kicking the Ange's arse...

Oh,My so called life has done out the window lately over a board room,LOL.

[Vincent Murphy]

Persephone has been mincing about in here quite a bit as well.

[Ciotóg]

I miss ciotog - he hasn't posted in here in ages.

where are you cioty?

(I have been on assignment. It has to do with a whole new method of enumerating things. It mightn't sound like much, but believe me, when I reveal the secret you'll be blown away by its brilliance).

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

4 Bloody hell - Gowly is kicking the Ange's arse...


The Hare and the Rabbit story.


The Hare and the Rabbit.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

(I have been on assignment. It has to do with a whole new method of enumerating things. It mightn't sound like much, but believe me, when I reveal the secret you'll be blown away by its brilliance).

does it involve the Mona Lisa, a crytographer, some paintings by a famous italian and various historical sites around Paris, London and Scotland?

[Vincent Murphy]

does it involve the Mona Lisa, a crytographer, some paintings by a famous italian and various historical sites around Paris, London and Scotland?

It's either that or he 's just been arsing around acting the bollox.

[AngelaMurphy]

3 Had to have a sleep there - excitment got too much for me.

I'd better be careful though - Larry said that if he catches me asleep on the job again it'll be my last time.

[Vincent Murphy]

3 Had to have a sleep there - excitment got too much for me.

I'd better be careful though - Larry said that if he catches me asleep on the job again it'll be my last time.

Did he go: "HEY! MAN! YOU CAN'T BE DOING THAT!".

and then did you suddenly realise it was 1997 and you were in the Ducome Inn and Ted had a chocolate eclair stuck to his hole?

[AngelaMurphy]

2 here comes 1...

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

It's either that or he 's just been arsing around acting the bollox.


the bollox

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Did he go: "HEY! MAN! YOU CAN'T BE DOING THAT!".

and then did you suddenly realise it was 1997 and you were in the Ducome Inn and Ted had a chocolate eclair stuck to his hole?


just did a massive guffaw - ted and larry turned around - i think they heard me.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

2 here comes 1...


come on Ang - i'm about to explode

[Vincent Murphy]

just did a massive guffaw - ted and larry turned around - i think they heard me.

Larry was twisted that night.

[AngelaMurphy]

100! Maaaaathematics!!!!

[Vincent Murphy]

100! Maaaaathematics!!!!

Talk to me boy, talk to me.

[AngelaMurphy]

Talk to me boy, talk to me.

I don't know those words...

[fintan fogerty]

Ahh another great lunch break for Finner. I saw some lovely young wans wha?

[AngelaMurphy]

After becoming a senior member I'd just like to point out that, contrary to my previous signature, the GillabbeyGowl does in fact have a willy.

(It's just so small that it is in fact invisible to the naked eye).

[Vincent Murphy]

Ahh another great lunch break for Finner. I saw some lovely young wans wha?

The short skirts are back wha? Jaysus if I was ten years younger I'm tellin' ya..

[fintan fogerty]

oh yeah and all the cailini had the hot horn for Finner wha?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

oh yeah and all the cailini had the hot horn for Finner wha?


did you have your mando with you?

[fintan fogerty]

I did, I had to use the case to hide my lunchbox, know wha I mean wha?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I did, I had to use the case to hide my lunchbox, know wha I mean wha?


wearin' your skimpers again wha?

[fintan fogerty]

I was yeah. The speedos. The old grape crushers wha?

[thegillabbeygowl]

After becoming a senior member I'd just like to point out that, contrary to my previous signature, the GillabbeyGowl does in fact have a willy.

(It's just so small that it is in fact invisible to the naked eye).

Thank you.SEE.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I was yeah. The speedos. The old grape crushers wha?

wine drippin down your legs wha?

[Vincent Murphy]

Me: "Kippen Sie die Fenster bitte"


fantastic

[fintan fogerty]

Neally home time for Finner wha? Another hard day at school.

[Vincent Murphy]

wine drippin down your legs wha?

ah come on, I'd prefer dbo's filthiness any day over that sort of thing..

[fintan fogerty]

For a fella passing himself off as a bird, dbo certainly knows her filth!

[thegillabbeygowl]

Worst party ever.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Worst party ever.

what do you expect when we're drinking fizzy pop and ginger ale instead of the hard stuff (i.e. wine spritzers)

[thegillabbeygowl]

what do you expect when we're drinking fizzy pop and ginger ale instead of the hard stuff (i.e. wine spritzers)

WOOf,You party dog.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

i know - need to calm down now that i'm in my late 50s

[thegillabbeygowl]

i know - need to calm down now that i'm in my late 50s

Late 50's,are you joking?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Late 50's,are you joking?


you're only as old as you feel

[fintan fogerty]

Only as old as the latin teacher you feel wha?

[Da blonde one]

For a fella passing himself off as a bird, dbo certainly knows her filth!


Excuse me......

[thegillabbeygowl]

I feel about 16 so.weeeeee.

[fintan fogerty]

I saw the photos dbo

[AngelaMurphy]

I saw the photos dbo

Is Finner getting odd because DBO is the only young wan not to succumb to the mandolin?

[Da blonde one]

I saw the photos dbo


The photos of what?

[fintan fogerty]

Finner odd??? Wouldn't know the meaning of the word wha??

[fintan fogerty]

Only pullin your leg dbo (and not the middle leg wha??) The old tripod.

Just joshing. It's good for morale wha?

[Da blonde one]

Only pullin your leg dbo (and not the middle leg wha??) The old tripod.

Just joshing. It's good for morale wha?


Well I am a girl actually, Tits, fanny the lot.

You don't have to believe me, you wouldn't be the only procer that thinks i'm male.. Why do ye think i'm a man anyway? I don't get it...


Stop saying wha willa......;)

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Only as old as the latin teacher you feel wha?

waho there boy

[Vincent Murphy]

Quee

[fintan fogerty]

I know that dbo. I was only joshing. And what a girl wha? (sorry, no time for a pm, work finished. Finner home go wha?)

[thegillabbeygowl]

Well I am a girl actually, Tits, fanny the lot.

You don't have to believe me, you wouldn't be the only procer that thinks i'm male.. Why do ye think i'm a man anyway? I don't get it...


Stop saying wha willa......;)

Tits and fanny does not make you female,You could be a trannie.

[AngelaMurphy]

That Christ that Dublin cnnnnt is leaving

[Da blonde one]

I know that dbo. I was only joshing. And what a girl wha? (sorry, no time for a pm, work finished. Finner home go wha?)


Is anyone else worried about fintan?????



i know you were messing


Shlater feen.....;)

[Vincent Murphy]

That Christ that Dublin cnnnnt is leaving

Yeah he's doing my fucking head in..

[fintan fogerty]

I'm off boys oh boys wha?

[Da blonde one]

Tits and fanny does not make you female,You could be a trannie.


Okay well natural tits and fanny means i'm not a trannie.

[Vincent Murphy]

I'm off boys oh boys wha?

*cough, yeah whatever*

I mean, seeya Finner ya legend ya!

[AngelaMurphy]

*cough, yeah whatever*

I mean, seeya Finner ya legend ya!

I really hate that Fozzy Bear look-a-like...

[thegillabbeygowl]

Okay well natural tits and fanny means i'm not a trannie.

Ah i see.Natural fanny.

[Vincent Murphy]

I really hate that Fozzy Bear look-a-like...

hehe I forgot he looked like Fozzy bear.. a little bastard version.

[AngelaMurphy]

Fozzy Bear in black Hi-Tech trainers

[Vincent Murphy]

and bald and with a pot belly.

[AngelaMurphy]

And a wooly jumper with sweets on it...the Dublin knacker

[fintan fogerty]

Ha ha. I'd forgotten about my hi-techs. I must get them out now for the Summer wha?

[Vincent Murphy]

Ha ha. I'd forgotten about my hi-techs. I must get them out now for the Summer wha?

you're still down with the kids Finner wha?

[fintan fogerty]

I'm tellin ya wha?

[fintan fogerty]

Ohh another Summer's day
I'm gonna burn wheels in the sun
Let's risk it all for fun

Jet boy get ready
for a fall
you're heading

been workin on a new song wha?

[Vincent Murphy]

Ohh another Summer's day
I'm gonna burn wheels in the sun
Let's risk it all for fun

Jet boy get ready
for a fall
you're heading

been workin on a new song wha?

That sounds promising Finner!

[AngelaMurphy]

Not up to the standard of the last one you wrote:

"I don't care about the teacher,
I don't care about the future".

Had a killer riff on the mandolin.

[fintan fogerty]

Cheers Ang. This one can be the b-side so. It's got a great solo though.

I don't care about the teacher
I don't care about the future

[AngelaMurphy]

Bloody Larry is making me do the supervised study after school today.
On a Friday!!

I got him though by only coming in at 2!

The Ange 1 - Larry 0

[tedobrien]

Jaysis, Ange, Larry seems to be fisting you goodo with the hours recently.

You'll have to get him better than coming in late, though.

Maybe write a rude song about him. That should do it.

[AngelaMurphy]

I like your style Ted - maybe something about him having big tits?

[Vincent Murphy]

Jaysis, Ange, Larry seems to be fisting you goodo with the hours recently.

You'll have to get him better than coming in late, though.

Maybe write a rude song about him. That should do it.

How about:

"Larry Larry give us a wave,
Larry Larry is a bollox"

[tedobrien]

I like your style Ted
I like your moves Ange

[AngelaMurphy]

How about:

"Larry Larry give us a wave,
Larry Larry is a bollox"

Good start. Then to round it off:

"Larry Larry has big tits,
Larry Larry sucks young gentlemen's penises".

[thegillabbeygowl]

Good start. Then to round it off:

"Larry Larry has big tits,
Larry Larry sucks young gentlemen's penises".

Uggghhh,Vile.
Where can i meet this Larry?

[fintan fogerty]

I thought it was me the songwriter wha?

[Vincent Murphy]

http://www.gingerkids.org/

[AngelaMurphy]

http://www.gingerkids.org/

Brilliant. The guy with the glasses is surely Billy (or at least his son).

[AngelaMurphy]

Uggghhh,Vile.
Where can i meet this Larry?

He's not a big one for the brog - he's always in the Vic though.

[Vincent Murphy]

Brilliant. The guy with the glasses is surely Billy (or at least his son).

"Celebrities such as Carrot Top and Queen Elizabeth I give Ginger Kids a bad name"

[fintan fogerty]

Weekend for Finnerty!! Another week gone without losing me job wha? Result!!!

[Vincent Murphy]

Weekend for Finnerty!! Another week gone without losing me job wha? Result!!!

you little bastard, I'm off to the pub in about 5 mins.. happy days.

[AngelaMurphy]

you little bastard, I'm off to the pub in about 5 mins.. happy days.

Feckers - I'll still be here supervising those students (god job I brought in my hip-flask).

[tedobrien]

Feckers - I'll still be here supervising those students (god job I brought in my hip-flask).
Looks like we'll be leaving the thread in your capable hands for the evening, 'Gela.

I'm off to buy some boots. Hitting Hungry Hill this weekend. Getting myself all limber - I'll be like a whippet come the big day.

[AngelaMurphy]

Looks like we'll be leaving the thread in your capable hands for the evening, 'Gela.

I'm off to buy some boots. Hitting Hungry Hill this weekend. Getting myself all limber - I'll be like a whippet come the big day.

I don't know those words boy...

[AngelaMurphy]

New Kids On The Block had a bunch of hits,
Chinese food makes me sick,
And I think it's fly when girls drop by for the summer (for the summer).

[tedobrien]

How's your cock?

[Vincent Murphy]

How's your cock?

Ask me arse.

[Persephone]

Who's up for a mid morning cocktail? and by cocktail i mean a drink and not an actual cock

[Vincent Murphy]

Who's up for a mid morning cocktail? and by cocktail i mean a drink and not an actual cock

in work but would love an ol' sex on the beach.

[Persephone]

well i had a few with me allready.

Cocks or cocktails?

[AngelaMurphy]

Cocktail?
No, I've got a normal one.

[t_mccarthy]

How's your cock?


a little smelly today.

[t_mccarthy]

http://www.gingerkids.org/


fantasic

[t_mccarthy]

Not at the beginning but once I give them an ol song on the Mandolin they start creaming themselves. I was going out with Sharon Ni Bheolain from the nuacht for a few hours


great days, wha?

[fintan fogerty]

I like girls who wear Abercrombie & Fitch. I'd take it if I had one wish!

[fintan fogerty]

I was made for loving you baby
you were made for loving me
I can't get enough of you baby
Can you get enough of me?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

wall

[Da blonde one]

Howdy!!!!!!!!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

morning

[Vincent Murphy]

Monday morning and rain, what a winning combination.