Boys oh boys

[Da blonde one]

this is actually quite fun!


Course it is. I'M A FUN PERSON ;)

Now you twirl.

Eh you're meant to be looking into my eyes or something aren't ya?

[tedobrien]

...
Eh you're meant to be looking into my eyes or something aren't ya?
Easy mistake to make, Vincent

Happens to even an accomplished twinkle-toes like myself

[Vincent Murphy]

Easy mistake to make, Vincent

Happens to even an accomplished twinkle-toes like myself

sorry couldn't take my eyes off them..:smile:

[Da blonde one]

Easy mistake to make, Vincent

Happens to even an accomplished twinkle-toes like myself


You'd never give him a lesson or two would ya?

[tedobrien]

You'd nver give him a lesson or two would ya?
I couldn't teach him a thing, dbo.

I've never met someone so naturally light on his feet as our Vincent

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWIUp19bBoA

this is brilliant!!!!!!!!

ted - this is good defending!!!

[Vincent Murphy]

I couldn't teach him a thing, dbo.

I've never met someone so naturally light on his feet as our Vincent

that was just mean when you handed me that helium balloon at the staff Christmas party though Ted..

[Da blonde one]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWIUp19bBoA

this is brilliant!!!!!!!!

ted - this is good defending!!!


I'm blocked from viewing that.

Is it dirty or something you durty bitch ya

[Da blonde one]

that was just mean when you handed me that helium balloon at the staff Christmas party though Ted..


LOL

:D

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWIUp19bBoA

this is brilliant!!!!!!!!

ted - this is good defending!!!


and who would have believed it would be Pinky showing you

[tedobrien]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWIUp19bBoA

this is brilliant!!!!!!!!

ted - this is good defending!!!
Class, boy, class

Isn't Boris Johnson an MP?

[AngelaMurphy]

That's not Pinky - that's Wolfy's brothers friend Ormond.

[tedobrien]

That's not Pinky - that's Wolfy's brothers friend Ormond.
Careful now

[Vincent Murphy]

Careful now

down with this sort of thing.

[Da blonde one]

down with this sort of thing.


Tea Fathers?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Class, boy, class

Isn't Boris Johnson an MP?


he was until he said something bold

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

don't tell me everyone has gone home

[Vincent Murphy]

don't tell me everyone has gone home

I'm afraid so..

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I'm afraid so..

bast@rds

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

that was just mean when you handed me that helium balloon at the staff Christmas party though Ted..


remember when Ted snuck a cream bun under Finner's bottom at the last xmas bash!!

and Vince on the table in a grass dress singing Abba's SOS in Latin.

Great Days!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Hey, just came across a picture of DBO on the internet.

http://www.manchesteronline .co.uk/ContentResources/839.$plit/C_4_Image_2054_Image File.jpg

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

did i ever tell you about the time my great uncle roderick drowned in the Ungugu river?

[FL4ZGN]

did i ever tell you about the time my great uncle roderick drowned in the Ungugu river?


No

[Persephone]

Hey, just came across a picture of DBO on the internet.

http://www.manchesteronline .co.uk/ContentResources/839.$plit/C_4_Image_2054_Image File.jpg

Isn't that your ginger wan from corrie?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

No


thank god for that - it's a frightful story!

[FL4ZGN]

thank god for that - it's a frightful story!

ok

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Isn't that your ginger wan from corrie?


no - that's a pic of DBO she just PMed to me.

[FL4ZGN]

no - that's a pic of DBO she just PMed to me.


DBO looks a little like this person.

http://www.myclassiclyrics. com/artist_biographies/Helena_Bonham_Carter _Biography.jpg

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

http://www.myclassiclyrics. com/artist_biographies/Helena_Bonham_Carter _Biography.jpg

DBO looks a little like this person.




flippin heck, Vince is going to cream himself

[Persephone]

Aye she does indeed look a bit like Helene Bonham Carter

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

flippin heck, Vince is going to cream himself


several times

[FL4ZGN]

Aye she does indeed look a bit like Helene Bonham Carter


She does have some of her features would you agree Perse?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Aye she does indeed look a bit like Helene Bonham Carter


bloody hell!!

Helena !!!

Bone!!!

Ham!!!

Carter!!!

[Persephone]

bloody hell!!

Helena !!!

Bone!!!

Ham!!!

Carter!!!

Aye DBO is very botticelli-esque

[tedobrien]

Good night wall

[FL4ZGN]

Look at the size of them la.

http://fayevalentine.net/zero/tw/tits.jpg

[Da blonde one]

Hey who's talking about me ye bastards. ;)

I don't look like your wan lads, thats was just the pic of me, it was a good pic, I don''t look like that all the time, for instance, this morning I look like absolute shit.

Really bad like, thank god no one can see me but I don't look like your one, at all.

I wish I did, but alas, I do not.

[Northstar]

Qui-sus. dair sim ficin pair. left is grape, right is grain.......

[Vincent Murphy]

morning (w)all.

[Da blonde one]

morning (w)all.


Bon matin zexy..... :p

[Vincent Murphy]

Hi Helena, did you have a nice night?

[Da blonde one]

Hi Helena, did you have a nice night?


:rolleyes:

Don't go gettin your hopes up pet, I don't look like her.

Ah twas grand like, done fuck all really, Corrie, lost , shower and all the rest.

You?

[Vincent Murphy]

:rolleyes:

Don't go gettin your hopes up pet, I don't look like her.

Ah twas grand like, done fuck all really, Corrie, lost , shower and all the rest.

You?

Ah the same really except for Corrie..

[Da blonde one]

Ah the same really except for Corrie..


No Corrie!!!!!!!!!!

What's wrong with you man........

No corrie, Tut, you're not the person I thought you were. ;)

We obviously aren't meant to be. What a waste of fuckin time. :-P

[Vincent Murphy]

No Corrie!!!!!!!!!!

What's wrong with you man........

No corrie, Tut, you're not the person I thought you were. ;)

We obviously aren't meant to be. What a waste of fuckin time. :-P

I'll get my coat so.. :(

[Da blonde one]

I'll get my coat so.. :(


Vince, wait....

















That's my coat. :p

[Vincent Murphy]

Vince, wait....

















That's my coat. :p

yeah I know, I'm keeping it.

[Da blonde one]

yeah I know, I'm keeping it.


Suits ya.

But we all know you want to keep it so you can snuggle up next to it in bed and pretend i'm there.

The scent of DBO.

:-P

[tedobrien]

Suits ya.

But we all know you want to keep it so you can snuggle up next to it in bed and pretend i'm there.

The scent of DBO.

:-P
Wishful thinking DBO

Looks like you're the latest victim of Vincent stealing a coat, wearing it as a nappy for a few days and then handing it back, all apologetic like.

Unfortunately, I think that essence of Vince will overpower the scent of DBO

[Vincent Murphy]

Suits ya.

But we all know you want to keep it so you can snuggle up next to it in bed and pretend i'm there.

The scent of DBO.

:-P

no you can have it back it smells of sweat..:shock:

[Da blonde one]

Wishful thinking DBO

Looks like you're the latest victim of Vincent stealing a coat, wearing it as a nappy for a few days and then handing it back, all apologetic like.

Unfortunately, I think that essence of Vince will overpower the scent of DBO


LOL

I'll cherish it's new smell forever.

*sniff*


Christ Vince, when was the last time you washed your ass like.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

:-)

[Da blonde one]

no you can have it back it smells of sweat..:shock:


:shock:

Are you sure it's sweat and not your own breath coming back in your face?:p

There's a lovely smell off me boy, shampoo, body cream, deoderant and perfume. Oh and smoke, I forgot smoke.

[Da blonde one]

:-)


Ahh look at wolf, all smiles at this hour of morning.

*pulls wolfs cheeks* a cutey lickle thing aren't ya......

[AngelaMurphy]

I know ye call me Sketch.

[Vincent Murphy]

LOL

I'll cherish it's new smell forever.

*sniff*


Christ Vince, when was the last time you washed your ass like.

June '03.

[Vincent Murphy]

:shock:

Are you sure it's sweat and not your own breath coming back in your face?:p

There's a lovely smell off me boy, shampoo, body cream, deoderant and perfume. Oh and smoke, I forgot smoke.

is there any disgust smiley?

[Da blonde one]

is there any disgust smiley?


LOL

No there isn't.

You could just say*vomit*, I'd get the idea.

:( , Mam....the boys are saying there's a smell off me......

[Vincent Murphy]

LOL

No there isn't.

You could just say*vomit*, I'd get the idea.

:( , Mam....the boys are saying there's a smell off me......

could be worse, we could be calling you a slut..

[Da blonde one]

could be worse, we could be calling you a slut..


:shock:


I don't even have something to say. I'm hurt.

Nuff said

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

:shock:


I don't even have something to say. I'm hurt.

Nuff said


You know Vince is only saying that becasue he is in love with you.

[Vincent Murphy]

:shock:


I don't even have something to say. I'm hurt.

Nuff said

but we have no reason to call you a slut, that's what I meant.:p

[Da blonde one]

but we have no reason to call you a slut, that's what I meant.:p


It's a bit late for back pedalling now pet....


That better be what you meant, i've already lost a little bit of love for you. Now I just barely like you. BARELY

:p

[Da blonde one]

You know Vince is only saying that becasue he is in love with you.


I doubt that very much.

He's just tryna get on my tits.

[fintan fogerty]

Morning Wall

[thegillabbeygowl]

really?

i thought that was the big plan for all the cork boys oh boysers for last ngiht!

Eh,Not quit along those lines.
I was very drunk thought and my conversational skills would have been limited.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I doubt that very much.

He's just tryna get on my tits.


get what on your tits?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Morning Wall


morning S

[Da blonde one]

get what on your tits?


Orange juice.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Orange juice.


nice

[Vincent Murphy]

I doubt that very much.

He's just tryna get on my tits.

:grin:

[Da blonde one]

:grin:


Your charms wont work today boy.

I'm odd . *sulk*



The heat makes me very irritable, I've noticed that today. Grrrrrrr ;)

[Da blonde one]

nice


I know, makes me all sticky though.

[Vincent Murphy]

Your charms wont work today boy.

I'm odd . *sulk*



The heat makes me very irritable, I've noticed that today. Grrrrrrr ;)

Are you in heat again?

[Da blonde one]

Are you in heat again?


Woof. What am I a dog........ :p


Sher if I was in heat you'd smell me......here sniff my ass la

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

:grin:



:mrgreen:

[Da blonde one]

:mrgreen:


What are the two of ye smiling about?


Where the hell are the girls, I feel so left out today.

The two of ye are up to something, I can feel it.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

bloody hell

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

What are the two of ye smiling about?


Where the hell are the girls, I feel so left out today.

The two of ye are up to something, I can feel it.


yer_one is on holidays i think.

[Da blonde one]

bloody hell


Bloody hell what?

[Vincent Murphy]

Woof. What am I a dog........ :p


Sher if I was in heat you'd smell me......here sniff my ass la

:shock:

[Da blonde one]

yer_one is on holidays i think.


Oh, *sigh*


Lonely, i'm so lonely. I have nobody ............

[Vincent Murphy]

Wolfy, who do you prefer, yer_one or da blonde one?

[Da blonde one]

:shock:


Gwan you know you want too.

Don't be shy just sniff my ass......Okay so squeeze it..........


haha

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

yer_one is on holidays i think.


didn't she say she was going to portugal

[Vincent Murphy]

Gwan you know you want too.

Don't be shy just sniff my ass......Okay so squeeze it..........


haha

:shock:/;)

[Da blonde one]

didn't she say she was going to portugal


I thought she said she was coming home to cork

[Da blonde one]

:shock:/;)


Did you enjoy that?

Go on, do it again but harder this time. ;)

[Vincent Murphy]

Did you enjoy that?

Go on, do it again but harder this time. ;)

yes, it was quite firm.

*harder squeeze*

[Da blonde one]

yes, it was quite firm.

*harder squeeze*


My turn.....

bend over baby ;)

[Vincent Murphy]

My turn.....

bend over baby ;)

no go away..

[Da blonde one]

no go away..

:( , you're so fuckin mean today ya big grouch....;)


Look, i'll just put my hands out and you can back up into them.

[Vincent Murphy]

:( , you're so fuckin mean today ya big grouch....;)


Look, i'll just put my hands out and you can back up into them.

ok fair enough, it's a bit bony though..:-|

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Did you enjoy that?

Go on, do it again but harder this time. ;)


i'm leaving.


this is too naughty

[Da blonde one]

ok fair enough, it's a bit bony though..:-|


*plays bongo's on Vince's ass*

Nice, nice nice.


You're right I am an internet slut. :( , but now so are you, whooohahahahahahahah ahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa a :p

[Da blonde one]

i'm leaving.


this is too naughty

Is the sight of vince's bare ass getting you all hot and bothered Wolf?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

big time

[Da blonde one]

big time


I figured.

You could at least put the camera away. Talk about making it obvious. :rolleyes:

[Vincent Murphy]

big time

At least my ass isn't covered in a sort of downy fluff.

[Vincent Murphy]

*plays bongo's on Vince's ass*

Nice, nice nice.


You're right I am an internet slut. :( , but now so are you, whooohahahahahahahah ahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa a :p

that was practically rape.

[Da blonde one]

At least my ass isn't covered in a sort of downy fluff.



And how do you know what's covering Wolfs ass sailor boy? :twisted:

[Da blonde one]

that was practically rape.


Get over yourself....


And it's not rape if you enjoy it either.....Just give it up SLUT. ;)



Okay i'm sorry, I was only messing :puppydog:

[Vincent Murphy]

And how do you know what's covering Wolfs ass sailor boy? :twisted:

you haven't been paying attention dbo, have you? tut tut..

[Da blonde one]

you haven't been paying attention dbo, have you? tut tut..


What are you on about now....

Jeez louise

[fintan fogerty]

Jesus lads, I'm after missing all the sauce

[Da blonde one]

Jesus lads, I'm after missing all the sauce


I think there's still some gravy left in the pot..

[Vincent Murphy]

I think there's still some gravy left in the pot..

Ted's baby gravy..

[Vincent Murphy]

What are you on about now....

Jeez louise

I've already told you twice about Wolfy's porn career..

[Da blonde one]

Ted's baby gravy..


Ewwwwwwwww


Lick it....

[Vincent Murphy]

Ewwwwwwwww


Lick it....
:roll:

I'll leave that to you since you have a taste for it..

[fintan fogerty]

Jeez, dbo is way filthier than Cindy Lauper

[Da blonde one]

I've already told you twice about Wolfy's porn career..


No you haven't. That must have been with all of the other girls you pm here.

[Da blonde one]

:roll:

I'll leave that to you since you have a taste for it..


What are you rolling your eyes for.

Christ

Ye know i'm just gona say the filthiest thing I can think of, what else am I supposed to say to posts like that........

I won't bother tryna entertain ye so anymore.

[Da blonde one]

Jeez, dbo is way filthier than Cindy Lauper


I know but i'm not gona bother anymore cos ye don't appreciate it.

Perse appreciate's my filth, he's the only one that truly gets me. :-(

[Vincent Murphy]

What are you rolling your eyes for.

Christ

Ye know i'm just gona say the filthiest thing I can think of, what else am I supposed to say to posts like that........

I won't bother tryna entertain ye so anymore.

:puppydog:

[Da blonde one]

:puppydog:


Too late.

I'm almost afraid to say anything at this stage incase you don't get it and just think i'm a filthy bitch.

From now on i'm gona be booooorrrrriiiiinnnn ngggg.

:(

[fintan fogerty]

Ted appreciates your filth too!!! He just can't really type to tell you about it.

[Da blonde one]

Ted appreciates your filth too!!! He just can't really type to tell you about it.


Why, did he lose his fingers in some sort of industrial accident? ;)


(see, not dirty) taaa daaaa

[Vincent Murphy]

Why, did he lose his fingers in some sort of industrial accident? ;)


(see, not dirty) taaa daaaa

yes while playing with an industrial hoover.

[Da blonde one]

yes while playing with an industrial hoover.


So is he mastering the art of typing with his elbows so????

Tell him my carpet is filthy...heh heh

[Vincent Murphy]

So is he mastering the art of typing with his elbows so????

Tell him my carpet is filthy...heh heh

no he just types one-handed.

did you squirt something on the carpet again?

[Da blonde one]

no he just types one-handed.

did you squirt something on the carpet again?

Ya. but it was a total accident, I just couldn't hold it any longer and it came gushing out.

You really should lay off the salt for a bit, It was just way to salty for me to swallow. Now we have to clean the feckin carpet again.

[Vincent Murphy]

Ya. but it was a total accident, I just couldn't hold it any longer and it came gushing out.

You really should lay off the salt for a bit, It was just way to salty for me to swallow. Now we have to clean the feckin carpet again.

are you telling us that you just pissed and puked on our carpet? :shock:

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Why, did he lose his fingers in some sort of industrial accident? ;)


(see, not dirty) taaa daaaa


well an industrial sized bottle of grease was involved

[Vincent Murphy]

well an industrial sized bottle of grease was involved

Ted gets them on discount doesn't he?

[Da blonde one]

are you telling us that you just pissed and puked on our carpet? :shock:


No i'm telling ye I spat your jizz all over the carpet.




Oh I forgot to tell ye, My friend told me last night that when she was a child she saw a magpie being gang raped outside her window. Now thats something to looked shocked about.

[Da blonde one]

well an industrial sized bottle of grease was involved


Why do ye keep mocking the word industrial.

Did I spell it wrong.

I think yer weird, but I still love ye though

[fintan fogerty]

I'd say you might be in there Vince

[Da blonde one]

I'd say you might be in there Vince


I want you all. (at once) :p

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

the sauce is way too much guys

dbo'd make a sailor blush!

[Da blonde one]

the sauce is way too much guys

dbo'd make a sailor blush!


ya big girl ya

[Vincent Murphy]

No i'm telling ye I spat your jizz all over the carpet.




Oh I forgot to tell ye, My friend told me last night that when she was a child she saw a magpie being gang raped outside her window. Now thats something to looked shocked about.

by other magpies like?

[Da blonde one]

by other magpies like?


No by 3 men with pitch forks. Of course by other magpies. :D

She said, she was a kid and was leaving to go to school and she looked out and there was one magpie holding her down while another one was you know, and another was pecking at her. and there was another two waiting.

so she ran over and scared them off, needless to say when she told me this i nearly pissed myself laughin but it is weird though isn't it.

I suppose if humans do it then so can other mammals.

[Vincent Murphy]

No by 3 men with pitch forks. Of course by other magpies. :D

She said, she was a kid and was leaving to go to school and she looked out and there was one magpie holding her down while another one was you know, and another was pecking at her. and there was another two waiting.

so she ran over and scared them off, needless to say when she told me this i nearly pissed myself laughin but it is weird though isn't it.

I suppose if humans do it then so can other mammals.

fair play to them for showing a bit of initiative.

[Da blonde one]

fair play to them for showing a bit of initiative.


Okay never meeting up with you anyway. :confused:

[Vincent Murphy]

Okay never meeting up with you anyway. :confused:

well you don't normally see that level of teamwork from magpies, that's all..

[Da blonde one]

well you don't normally see that level of teamwork from magpies, that's all..


LOL

But what about the whole one for sorrow, two for joy thing.

So the magpie got done by about 5 magpies that must mean she got silver.

Hey maybe she was a hooker magpie. :silly:

[tedobrien]

Maybe it was just a magpie porno

Did your friend see if there was another magpie with a video camera around?

[Da blonde one]

Maybe it was just a magpie porno

Did your friend see if there was another magpie with a video camera around?


I'll ask her when I get home.

Maybe her dad had the video camera, maybe it was all a plan to traumatise her for laugh.

[Vincent Murphy]

haha yeah she was definitely a brasser :)

LOL

But what about the whole one for sorrow, two for joy thing.

So the magpie got done by about 5 magpies that must mean she got silver.

Hey maybe she was a hooker magpie. :silly:

[Da blonde one]

haha yeah she was definitely a brasser :)


Dirty fuckin magpies.

They're awful slappers like. Whorin around your back garden totally unnoticed by our parents.

All this time I've given them the odd wave or whistle, now I know what they were really up to. *sob*

[Vincent Murphy]

Maybe it was just a magpie porno

Did your friend see if there was another magpie with a video camera around?

:mrgreen: and a sleazy moustache..

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

:mrgreen: and a sleazy moustache..


and an abnormally large appendage :evil:

[Vincent Murphy]

Guten morgen Berlin Wall.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

guten morgen

[Vincent Murphy]

guten morgen

Wieviel Taschengeld bekommst Du?

[Da blonde one]

Wieviel Taschengeld bekommst Du?


Did you just ask him how much pocket money he gets?

[Vincent Murphy]

Did you just ask him how much pocket money he gets?

yeah why wouldn't I?

[Da blonde one]

yeah why wouldn't I?


Cos before you ask someone how much pocket money they get you have to ask them the colour of their pubic hair first.

Surely everyone knows that like......




:o

[Vincent Murphy]

Cos before you ask someone how much pocket money they get you have to ask them the colour of their pubic hair first.

Surely everyone knows that like......




:o

But if you had been paying attention you'd know I already know Wolfy has ginger pubes..

[Da blonde one]

But if you had been paying attention you'd know I already know Wolfy has ginger pubes..


Will you stop telling me i'm not paying attention, I've only been here a week. Jesus you're a tough teacher aren't ya.

Does he have ginger pubes though? what colour are yours? :p

[Vincent Murphy]

Will you stop telling me i'm not paying attention, I've only been here a week. Jesus you're a tough teacher aren't ya.

Does he have ginger pubes though? what colour are yours? :p

no comment..

how am I supposed to teach you if you haven't even read up on the course material yet? :confused:

[Da blonde one]

no comment..

how am I supposed to teach you if you haven't even read up on the course material yet? :confused:


Grey? Only messin. :D

My brain is like a sponge, i don't need to go over the course material.
Fill me with your knowledge.

P.s.(im not reading over this entire thread, i'd rather lick an old mans belly button) *vomit*

[Vincent Murphy]

Grey? Only messin. :D

My brain is like a sponge, i don't need to go over the course material.
Fill me with your knowledge.

P.s.(im not reading over this entire thread, i'd rather lick an old mans belly button) *vomit*

you're a very difficult student I have to say.

[Da blonde one]

you're a very difficult student I have to say.


Ya but you like me short skirts though don't you?:p
Can I go to the toilet please sir?

[tedobrien]

But if you had been paying attention you'd know I already know Wolfy has ginger pubes..
Ginger pubes alright, but grey on the sac and at the edges don't forget.

[Vincent Murphy]

Ya but you like me short skirts though don't you?:p
Can I go to the toilet please sir?

But you just went 5 minutes ago. :rolleyes:

[Vincent Murphy]

Ginger pubes alright, but grey on the sac and at the edges don't forget.

that's right, I did skimp a little on the detail.

[Da blonde one]

But you just went 5 minutes ago. :rolleyes:


Well you can't expect me to hold it sir.

Ill get me dad up to ya

[Persephone]

Blonde gurl did ya buy one of those rampant rabbit things yet?

[Vincent Murphy]

Well you can't expect me to hold it sir.

Ill get me dad up to ya

Right, hurry on then and come straight back. Or else I'll get Finnerty to give you a spanking.

[Da blonde one]

Blonde gurl did ya buy one of those rampant rabbit things yet?


No love I bought shoes instead.

Typical me like, I can't stop shopping. PLeasure or clothes, Ill choose clothes.

Vince might buy me one if I pass my exams, wont ya vince?

[Da blonde one]

Right, hurry on then and come straight back. Or else I'll get Finnerty to give you a spanking.

*Dbo walks back in stinking in smoke*

Thats sir, I was bursting

[Persephone]

No love I bought shoes instead.

Typical me like, I can't stop shopping. PLeasure or clothes, Ill choose clothes.

Vince might buy me one if I pass my exams, wont ya vince?

*cough* we should go to mr blondes shop and ask for the proc discount

[Vincent Murphy]

No love I bought shoes instead.

Typical me like, I can't stop shopping. PLeasure or clothes, Ill choose clothes.

Vince might buy me one if I pass my exams, wont ya vince?

Well what kind of a teacher would I be if I didn't I suppose?

[Vincent Murphy]

*Dbo walks back in stinking in smoke*

Thats sir, I was bursting

Hmm I'm watching you dbo :cool:

[Da blonde one]

*cough* we should go to mr blondes shop and ask for the proc discount


We should for the laugh. Try on loads of lingerie in there too.

Fun day out. :D

[Da blonde one]

Well what kind of a teacher would I be if I didn't I suppose?


Good teacher, bad lover. ;)

[Da blonde one]

Hmm I'm watching you dbo :cool:


Perve......

[Persephone]

We should for the laugh. Try on loads of lingerie in there too.

Fun day out. :D

Somehow i don't think Mr Blonde would be too happy about me trying on knickers in his shop but i should point out to Mr Blonde that i would actually buy something unlike those other sad cunts that just go into sex shops to browse and giggle.

[Vincent Murphy]

Good teacher, bad lover. ;)

Well if people remember me as being nothing more than a good teacher, I'll be happy. :evil:

[Vincent Murphy]

Perve......

Stop spreading your legs then you filthy bint.. :D

[Da blonde one]

Somehow i don't think Mr Blonde would be too happy about me trying on knickers in his shop but i should point out to Mr Blonde that i would actually buy something unlike those other sad cunts that just go into sex shops to browse and giggle.


I'd like to see you try on knickers. As long as your legs aren't better than mine like. lol

I hate that when you walk in and you see 16 year olds giggling away in the corner with a dildo in their hands.

[Persephone]

I'd like to see you try on knickers. As long as your legs aren't better than mine like. lol

I hate that when you walk in and you see 16 year olds giggling away in the corner with a dildo in their hands.

I do have fabulous legs :D

Are 16 year olds even allowed into sex shops? personally stuff like that does not phase me at all sure by the time i was 20 i had more pricks then kerplunk

[Da blonde one]

Well if people remember me as being nothing more than a good teacher, I'll be happy. :evil:


Fine then.

HERE LIES
VINCENT MURPHY

BELOVED FRIEND AND TEACHER

BAD LOVER THOUGH

[Da blonde one]

Stop spreading your legs then you filthy bint.. :D

You love it.


Whatcha think of me new knickers?

[Vincent Murphy]

You love it.


Whatcha think of me new knickers?

very impressive and invisible :shock:

[Da blonde one]

I do have fabulous legs :D

Are 16 year olds even allowed into sex shops? personally stuff like that does not phase me at all sure by the time i was 20 i had more pricks then kerplunk



Lmao
dammit. Perse has better legs than me. :D

When we were 16 we went in there, they never ask for ID or anything, unless you look about 12.

I'd love some new underwear now. see now Perse, I'm a compulsive shopper and you just made me want to shop more. Damn you ;)

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

:bday:

[Vincent Murphy]

:bday:

It's not russell's birthday again is it?

[Da blonde one]

very impressive and invisible :shock:


Brought to you by the writer of the Emperor's new clothes.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

It's not russell's birthday again is it?


Happy birthday to Russell,
Happy birthday to Russell,
Happy birthday to Russell,
Happy birthday to you!

:bday: :bday: :bday: :bday:

[AngelaMurphy]

Happy birthday to Russell,
Happy birthday to Russell,
Happy birthday to Russell,
Happy birthday to you!

:bday: :bday: :bday: :bday:

Want to meet for lunch Wolfy, to celebrate the day it is...

[fintan fogerty]

Happy birthday to Russell,
Happy birthday to Russell,
Happy birthday to Russell,
Happy birthday to you!

:bday: :bday: :bday: :bday:

Wolfy, I think you need to brush up on the lyrics to Happy Birthday!!! There's only one Russel and it comes towards the end.
Hang on till I get the mandolin

[Da blonde one]

Wolfy, I think you need to brush up on the lyrics to Happy Birthday!!! There's only one Russel and it comes towards the end.
Hang on till I get the mandolin


lol

I noticed it but thought I was wrong and didn't want to make a tit of myself.

[fintan fogerty]

Maybe it's different auf Deutsch.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Maybe it's different auf Deutsch.


Ja. Sie sprechen offensichtlich German nicht. Auf Deutsch die Sprache ist es der andere Weg.

[fintan fogerty]

Ahhh Das stimmt!!! Ich verstehe. Wie komme ich am besten zum Bustenhalter??

[Vincent Murphy]

Was machst Du in Deiner Freizeit, Abends und am Wochenende?

[Vincent Murphy]

Brought to you by the writer of the Emperor's new clothes.

nice tailoring I have to say..;)

[Da blonde one]

nice tailoring I have to say..;)


Haha. that was the first book I read on my own as a child, The whole way through, no mistakes,

You would have been proud of me :p

What language are ye speaking up there?

[Vincent Murphy]

Haha. that was the first book I read on my own as a child, The whole way through, no mistakes,

You would have been proud of me :p

What language are ye speaking up there?

Cool, your homework so is to write a summary of that book. Have it on my desk first thing tomorrow morning..

That's a bit of German above for Wolfy's benefit.

[Da blonde one]

Cool, your homework so is to write a summary of that book. Have it on my desk first thing tomorrow morning..

That's a bit of German above for Wolfy's benefit.


Oh right i don't understand a word of it. Probably got to do with the fact that I studied French, (although i'm not that great at that either)

No bother, first thing in the morning my assignment will be sent to you via pm.

Buy some gold stars tonight on your way home. ;)

[Vincent Murphy]

Oh right i don't understand a word of it. Probably got to do with the fact that I studied French, (although i'm not that great at that either)

No bother, first thing in the morning my assignment will be sent to you via pm.

Buy some gold stars tonight on your way home. ;)

I look forward to getting the old red biro to it.:cool:

[Da blonde one]

I look forward to getting the old red biro to it.:cool:


Fucker. :o

[doppelganger]

Schoenes Wochenende, Jungs.

[thegillabbeygowl]

Why hello guys,I've been so busy the last few days i haven't much time to frequent here.
Replace busy with the internet fucking up at work.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Why hello guys,I've been so busy the last few days i haven't much time to frequent here.
Replace busy with the internet fucking up at work.

welcome back.

great to see you again.

[fintan fogerty]

Why hello guys,I've been so busy the last few days i haven't much time to frequent here.
Replace busy with the internet fucking up at work.

Does the Gowl have a job???? You'd never guess seeing him in the brog. Can't believe he ever found one.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Does the Gowl have a job???? You'd never guess seeing him in the brog. Can't believe he ever found one.


i know yeah.

he looks like a wino

[fintan fogerty]

Did anyone even notice he wasn't around??? I certainly didn't!!!

[thegillabbeygowl]

Does the Gowl have a job???? You'd never guess seeing him in the brog. Can't believe he ever found one.

As i wrote earlier i went to The Brog for a while.
Went in,Noone there,Ordered a pint drank it in 3 seconds and left.
I was very drunk and was drinking since six.

[Vincent Murphy]

As i wrote earlier i went to The Brog for a while.
Went in,Noone there,Ordered a pint drank it in 3 seconds and left.
I was very drunk and was drinking since six.

were you gone by 11 cos that's when me and Ted went in there?

[thegillabbeygowl]

were you gone by 11 cos that's when me and Ted went in there?

Would have been well after 11.
I was meant to go to The Bailey but ended up there for some strsnge reason.

[Vincent Murphy]

Would have been well after 11.
I was meant to go to The Bailey but ended up there for some strsnge reason.

You must have walked straight by us so, we were at the pillar as you go up towards the bar and turn right.

[fintan fogerty]

Come on gowly, you know that strange reason was to see your great boys oh boys mates

[thegillabbeygowl]

You must have walked straight by us so, we were at the pillar as you go up towards the bar and turn right.

I was fucked off my head,
I i did say hello the conversation would have been riveting.

[Vincent Murphy]

I was fucked off my head,
I i did say hello the conversation would have been riveting.

haha I bet you actually got us into your head when you were fucked and thought it would be a great idea to meet us again! Or maybe you were hoping for a bit of lovin off dbo..

[fintan fogerty]

or even a bit of spooning

[thegillabbeygowl]

haha I bet you actually got us into your head when you were fucked and thought it would be a great idea to meet us again! Or maybe you were hoping for a bit of lovin off dbo..

Why?Was she there?
No,I lost everyone.
Everyone was hammered and it went a little crazy.

[Da blonde one]

Why?Was she there?
No,I lost everyone.
Everyone was hammered and it went a little crazy.


No I never went cos I didnt believe them that they'd be there, plus I didn't want to be the only female there anyway.

Should of went though, i could have gotton someone drunk and taken advantage. Shucks ;)

[Vincent Murphy]

Why?Was she there?
No,I lost everyone.
Everyone was hammered and it went a little crazy.

what was the occasion? Soggy biscuit championships? :p

[Vincent Murphy]

No I never went cos I didnt believe them that they'd be there, plus I didn't want to be the only female there anyway.

Should of went though, i could have gotton someone drunk and taken advantage. Shucks ;)

no, yer_one didn't show either..

[Da blonde one]

no, yer_one didn't show either..


Actually the reason we never showed was cos we heard there's a awful smell off ya, something about a smell of bleach off your breath. Gil knows what I mean. :p


Just kidding

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

or even a bit of spooning


come here, what's this "spooning"?

is it a teabagging for girls?

[Da blonde one]

come here, what's this "spooning"?

is it a teabagging for girls?


To me its cuddling, to the lads its some sort of sexual act.

Probably sitting down to a nice clean box with a spoon or something. :rolleyes:

[thegillabbeygowl]

what was the occasion? Soggy biscuit championships? :p

BBQ at one of the lads gaff.
House full of food scientists,food technologists and nutritionists and all the food either burnt to shit or on the ground.
No soggy biscuits.Only soggy heads.

[thegillabbeygowl]

come here, what's this "spooning"?

is it a teabagging for girls?

Your front lying into their back.
Not sexual unless you lift their leg.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

To me its cuddling, to the lads its some sort of sexual act.

Probably sitting down to a nice clean box with a spoon or something. :rolleyes:

ugh

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

BBQ at one of the lads gaff.
House full of food scientists,food technologists and nutritionists and all the food either burnt to shit or on the ground.
No soggy biscuits.Only soggy heads.


soggy heads?


i hope that's not an even worse version of soggy biscuit

[Vincent Murphy]

Actually the reason we never showed was cos we heard there's a awful smell off ya, something about a smell of bleach off your breath. Gil knows what I mean. :p


Just kidding

Well i did mix up the parozone with the listerine once..

[Da blonde one]

ugh


LOl

I knew you'd like it

[Vincent Murphy]

BBQ at one of the lads gaff.
House full of food scientists,food technologists and nutritionists and all the food either burnt to shit or on the ground.
No soggy biscuits.Only soggy heads.

So does food science really just mean throwing various types of food over a bunsen burner? I always thought that but was afraid to ask..

[Da blonde one]

Well i did mix up the parozone with the listerine once..

I've decided that cum smells like bleach, and im not the only female that thinks so, even my flat mates boyfriend said so, cos I washed the floor in the hall and he said there was a smell of cum.

So in conclusion, cum smells like bleach.

[thegillabbeygowl]

soggy heads?


i hope that's not an even worse version of soggy biscuit

Is there a worse version?
I doubt it.

[Vincent Murphy]

I've decided that cum smells like bleach, and im not the only female that thinks so, even my flat mates boyfriend said so, cos I washed the floor in the hall and he said there was a smell of cum.

So in conclusion, cum smells like bleach.

Bleach isn't a valuable source of nutrition for the ladies though.

[thegillabbeygowl]

So does food science really just mean throwing various types of food over a bunsen burner? I always thought that but was afraid to ask..

Let me take you by the hand and take you into my world
If you see a slice of bread i see a treasure trove of additives
If you see a jar of jam,It's like an organism to me.
If you see a bottle of milk i see a concoction of caseinates.
All the B's,A's and K's.
And so forth.

[Da blonde one]

Bleach isn't a valuable source of nutrition for the ladies though.


Has a better taste off it though i'd say

[thegillabbeygowl]

Has a better taste off it though i'd say

Bleach is less salty though.

[Vincent Murphy]

Let me take you by the hand and take you into my world
If you see a slice of bread i see a treasure trove of additives
If you see a jar of jam,It's like an organism to me.
If you see a bottle of milk i see a concoction of caseinates.
All the B's,A's and K's.
And so forth.

where's thread security when you need them?

[Da blonde one]

Bleach is less salty though.


Ya so bleach would taste better, unless of course you really liked salt.

Sour, now sour is the WORST. Dirty bastards. ;)


Funky spunk is not good....

[thegillabbeygowl]

Ya so bleach would taste better, unless of course you really liked salt.

Sour, now sour is the WORST. Dirty bastards. ;)


Funky spunk is not good....

Gone off spunk i would imagine.
I still can't believe you think spunk tasted like bleach.
I never tasted bleach only detol and that tasted poisonous.

[Da blonde one]

Gone off spunk i would imagine.
I still can't believe you think spunk tasted like bleach.
I never tasted bleach only detol and that tasted poisonous.


Smells like bleach gil, smells.

i've never tasted bleach. maybe I should to compare, do you think it would kill me?

[Vincent Murphy]

Can we change the subject?

[thegillabbeygowl]

Smells like bleach gil, smells.

i've never tasted bleach. maybe I should to compare, do you think it would kill me?

I'd say do.
If you have a cat or a dog give it to them first and see what happens.
I was going to paint my bedroom blue and i tried it on my dog first and it looked terrible.
If it kills all bacteria i'm sure the worst you can get are hiccups.

[Vincent Murphy]

I was going to paint my bedroom blue and i tried it on my dog first and it looked terrible.


There's hope for you yet Gowl!:p

[fintan fogerty]

Security!! There's a fella in here and he's mouldy. Come Ivors, get him out!!

[Da blonde one]

Can we change the subject?


Course, what do you want to talk about?

[thegillabbeygowl]

Security!! There's a fella in here and he's mouldy. Come Ivors, get him out!!

I fucked dignity up the ass a long time ago Fintan.
Oh i better stop,Lovely day outside aint it?
*Sniff sniff*
Oh she's right.

[Vincent Murphy]

Security!! There's a fella in here and he's mouldy. Come Ivors, get him out!!

Oh good stuff, Ivors is back from his tea break.

"IVORS, OVER HERE"

[Vincent Murphy]

Course, what do you want to talk about?

anything but the taste of jizz would be good.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Is there a worse version?
I doubt it.

you said you played soggy heads - in my mind that's worse than the biscuits one.

there's no way i'd fancy licking anyone of my friends' heads let alone depositing stuff on it first

[fintan fogerty]

A spooning that took a step in the right direction Gowl?

[thegillabbeygowl]

you said you played soggy heads - in my mind that's worse than the biscuits one.

there's no way i'd fancy licking anyone of my friends' heads let alone depositing stuff on it first

We had soggy heads i meant.
Better change the conversation the boys are getting security on me.:lol!:

[Da blonde one]

anything but the taste of jizz would be good.


:( , but I like the taste of jizz.


Okay so, ill stop.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Course, what do you want to talk about?


copers

[Vincent Murphy]

Look, Wolfy's brother's friend is after starting a new thread!

[Vincent Murphy]

:( , but I like the taste of jizz.


Okay so, ill stop.

sure you do :rolleyes:

[fintan fogerty]

good old orson

[thegillabbeygowl]

:( , but I like the taste of jizz.


Okay so, ill stop.

Would you stop,I'm already on the road to getting kicked out.
You wanna join me?I doubt that.
Ok here's something for ye.
My friend put a goldfish into his mouth at the weekend and he was dippping Doritos into the fish water and eating them,Yuk.