Boys oh boys

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

an brog - the choice of champions

[Da blonde one]

an brog - the choice of champions


In my personal opinion the Brog is the biggest dive that ever hit cork city.

It looks like an abandoned building in some shanty town.

I don't get why people love it so much.

[fintan fogerty]

Because the great guys (that's us just in case) go there every weekend

[Da blonde one]

Because the great guys (that's us just in case) go there every weekend


Ya thats probably it alright.

I've only been in there once and I stood out like a sore fuckin thumb. Wasn't at all that impressed by the place but I guess ye weren't in there that night

[fintan fogerty]

We'd been chucked out already. Vince had spewed on someone and Ted was having a fiddle. Myself and wolfy were discussing the merits of mid term testing with a couple of white hot birds. But we had to leave because of the others

[Da blonde one]

We'd been chucked out already. Vince had spewed on someone and Ted was having a fiddle. Myself and wolfy were discussing the merits of mid term testing with a couple of white hot birds. But we had to leave because of the others

Okay.....


I don't believe ye are teachers by the way, I may be blonde but I'm not retarded

:D

[yer_one]

what time tomorrow night???

DBO are you going?

[Da blonde one]

what time tomorrow night???

DBO are you going?


I doubt it.

Are you really going?

[yer_one]

I doubt it.

Are you really going?


ya of course














(not a chance)

[fintan fogerty]

Around nine. Any later and we might be being escorted out

[yer_one]

Around nine. Any later and we might be being escorted out


cool, i will be there about 8.40
see ye at the bar !

[Da blonde one]

ya of course














(not a chance)

I partly guessed that.

Id go if you were but only cos you seem normal and lets face it, this lot aren't.


hee hee, only messin lads,ye know I loves ye

[thegillabbeygowl]

I'm around tomorrow,but i have real friends.:D

[yer_one]

I partly guessed that.

Id go if you were but only cos you seem normal and lets face it, this lot aren't.


hee hee, only messin lads,ye know I loves ye


I have no idea IF they actually do go
but have you ever been on a PROC piss up?

[yer_one]

I'm around tomorrow,but i have real friends.:D


what time you meeting Vincy?

[Da blonde one]

I'm around tomorrow,but i have real friends.:D



Puppets don't count as real friends gil.

:p

[fintan fogerty]

I partly guessed that.

Id go if you were but only cos you seem normal and lets face it, this lot aren't.


hee hee, only messin lads,ye know I loves ye

Right back at ye birds. See ye at the bar. and bring the sickbags. Vince never makes it to the bog. We'll have a right old kneesup!!!

[thegillabbeygowl]

I have real friends,I swear
:(

[Da blonde one]

I have no idea IF they actually do go
but have you ever been on a PROC piss up?


I dono either, don't know when they're serious.

Bunch of feckin messers.

Nope never to a proc piss-up. know a few of the lads off here but thats about it.

Couldn't walk into a room full of complete strangers.


Have you?

[Da blonde one]

I have real friends,I swear
:(

I'll be you friend love.


20euro and hour

[yer_one]

I dono either, don't know when they're serious.

Bunch of feckin messers.

Nope never to a proc piss-up. know a few of the lads off here but thats about it.

Couldn't walk into a room full of complete strangers.


Have you?


Jaysus I am only reg since Jan and am the same
couldnt walk into a room full of strangers.
i would be looking at my shoes for the night!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I doubt it.

Are you really going?

fintin is too old for the brog - he got refused last time for being ancient (and bald and drunk)

[Da blonde one]

Jaysus I am only reg since Jan and am the same
couldnt walk into a room full of strangers.
i would be looking at my shoes for the night!


I know ya.

If there was one or tow people there that I knew well and they wouldn't abandon me it wouldn't be too bad.

[yer_one]

fintin is too old for the brog - he got refused last time for being ancient (and bald and drunk)


you flying back for it Wolfy?

[Da blonde one]

fintin is too old for the brog - he got refused last time for being ancient (and bald and drunk)


LOL

How old are you Wolf?

[yer_one]

I know ya.

If there was one or tow people there that I knew well and they wouldn't abandon me it wouldn't be too bad.


era sure play along and on Mon morning they will be full of stories about what we all got up to :rolleyes:

[thegillabbeygowl]

I'll be you friend love.


20euro and hour

I have my sockpuppet/lover and i'm happy that way.

[Da blonde one]

era sure play along and on Mon morning they will be full of stories about what we all got up to :rolleyes:


Grand. I wonder how long this will go on for.

lads tonight I will be sporting a black dress and silver or red shoes.

[Da blonde one]

I have my sockpuppet/lover and i'm happy that way.


FINE



*sulk* hate you, *sticks out tongue*

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I have no idea IF they actually do go
but have you ever been on a PROC piss up?

no i haven't.

but been to loads of Russell parties - they're way better

why don't you come to Russell's Bar Mitzvah in the summer?

[yer_one]

Grand. I wonder how long this will go on for.

lads tonight I will be sporting a black dress and silver or red shoes.


girl go with the red shoes !

[thegillabbeygowl]

FINE



*sulk* hate you, *sticks out tongue*

You can wash the sock afterwards.
You know i spoil you.

[yer_one]

no i haven't.

but been to loads of Russell parties - they're way better

why don't you come to Russell's Bar Mitzvah in the summer?


well I was invited to his stag ages ago but have heard nothing since.

Would like too see that, front row seats?

[Da blonde one]

girl go with the red shoes !


You know what they say, red shoes, no knickers....

Apparently anyway.

Thats what my boss said to me last week while passing comment on my clothes.

[yer_one]

You know what they say, red shoes, no knickers....

Apparently anyway.

Thats what my boss said to me last week while passing comment on my clothes.


is that pervy boss? :neutral:

[fintan fogerty]

I am not ancient, bald and I had only had a few pints.

[Da blonde one]

You can wash the sock afterwards.
You know i spoil you.


You do you do.

Is the sock gona be clammy though ?

[yer_one]

I am not ancient, bald and I had only had a few pints.


but how old are you?
we can then decide

[Da blonde one]

is that pervy boss? :neutral:


Ya, although he's after calming down a lot now thank god.

[yer_one]

Ya, although he's after calming down a lot now thank god.


they are all creeps!
thanks God my boss is as gay as ..........




(cant think of anything)

[thegillabbeygowl]

You do you do.

Is the sock gona be clammy though ?

Full of my manjuice baby.

[Da blonde one]

they are all creeps!
thanks God my boss is as gay as ..........




(cant think of anything)


Vince.....

[fintan fogerty]

I'm a young looking thirty ni-six

[yer_one]

Vince.....


lol ya

he is as Gay as Vince

[Da blonde one]

Full of my manjuice baby.


Great I could do with a facial.

I've a spot on the side of my face and it's so big it might aswell have its own personality.

suprised I can't see through it

[fintan fogerty]

And with my combover you don't even notice

[yer_one]

I'm a young looking thirty ni-six


so mid 40's ?

[fintan fogerty]

yep

[Da blonde one]

lol ya

he is as Gay as Vince


Ya as gay as Vince in a sweet shop.

[thegillabbeygowl]

Great I could do with a facial.

I've a spot on the side of my face and it's so big it might aswell have its own personality.

suprised I can't see through it

Anytime baby.Let me know and i'll lock and load.

[yer_one]

anyway Girls and Wolfy, I am off to make some dinner and off home for a week so wont be around.
Behave yerselves and DBO, dont forget the mission!



See ye all in the Brog, first round on me!!

[fintan fogerty]

See you in a couple of hours

[Da blonde one]

anyway Girls and Wolfy, I am off to make some dinner and off home for a week so wont be around.
Behave yerselves and DBO, dont forget the mission!



See ye all in the Brog, first round on me!!


See ya girl.

enjoy the green green grass of home.


sh'later beour. :D

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

a comb over - nice! you've left it grow a bit so!

by the way finners - you were buckled - you couldn't even talk - you just kept muttering "i don't normally curse.... but i'd curse for this"

[Da blonde one]

See you in a couple of hours


Just you and me Fintan



Ohh the awkwardness. ;) hee hee

If it's any consolation i'll be leaving soon....

[Da blonde one]

Oh no wait, Wolf is here.

Turn off the slow tunes Finnerty you're embaressing yourself.

:p

[fintan fogerty]

Oh me too. But let's not leave together. People will know what we're up to!!

[Da blonde one]

Oh me too. But let's not leave together. People will know what we're up to!!


Your pants is open.....

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Oh no wait, Wolf is here.

Turn off the slow tunes Finnerty you're embaressing yourself.

:p


don't worry about me. i like to watch.

you should see the photos I got of Vince on Russell's birthday in Stockholm .... dirty little beggar!

[Da blonde one]

don't worry about me. i like to watch.

you should see the photos I got of Vince on Russell's birthday in Stockholm .... dirty little beggar!


I want to see that picture.

Nothing would make me happier.

Got your binoculars ready?

[fintan fogerty]

Your pants is open.....

I know. You opened it.

[Da blonde one]

I know. You opened it.


Zip it up, you've no jocks on.

[fintan fogerty]

I lost the ability to use zips when I fell while running with scissors. You do it!!

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

he does - but they're made from his own skin that he's peeled off his scabby legs - so it looks like his flesh

[Da blonde one]

I lost the ability to use zips when I fell while running with scissors. You do it!!


Then maybe you should consider buying clothes with velcro on them.

You had no problems opening my zip.....:rolleyes:

*zip* better?

[fintan fogerty]

No it was better open. It was wolfy did your zip. He's fierce sneaky. You didn't even notice

[Da blonde one]

he does - but they're made from his own skin that he's peeled off his scabby legs - so it looks like his flesh

Lovely

I'll sleep well tonight

[fintan fogerty]

I'd be up for a spoon

[Da blonde one]

No it was better open. It was wolfy did your zip. He's fierce sneaky. You didn't even notice


So now i'm being molested by a guy with no fingers or something and another fella that thinks of things like peeling the skin off of scabby legs. :confused:

I want Vince back.......;)

Here so i'll open your zip before I go home, Wolf can zip it up when he's finished with you later ;)

[Da blonde one]

I'd be up for a spoon


Yehhhhhhhh, my place at 8.

[fintan fogerty]

What about our spoon??

[Da blonde one]

What about our spoon??


I just said my place at 8

[fintan fogerty]

See you there. Quick spoon before the brog

[Da blonde one]

Great.

I'm going home now yipeeee. I thought this day would never fuckin end.

Good night to you all and have a great weekend.


See you at 8 fintan, what to wear? what to wear? hmmmmm

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

good night all.

[tedobrien]

Ah guys...

Cop on will ye?

[tedobrien]

Anyone on for a few Heiners tonight?

Ange and myself are hitting the town to celebrate Russell's first communion.

[Vincent Murphy]

Just leaving now for Bróg, dbo you'd better be there!

[t_mccarthy]

Just leaving now for Bróg, dbo you'd better be there!


have a good night?

any maggot-acting?

[thegillabbeygowl]

I was catually in The Brog last night.

[t_mccarthy]

I was catually in The Brog last night.


did you meet the lads?

[thegillabbeygowl]

did you meet the lads?

Christ no.

[t_mccarthy]

Christ no.


really?

i thought that was the big plan for all the cork boys oh boysers for last ngiht!

[Da blonde one]

Just leaving now for Bróg, dbo you'd better be there!


I was there, All dressed up..

I waited and waited until I could not wait anymore.

Then I cried....

It was all very sad and emotional really.

How could you Vince. HOW COULD YOU!!!!!!!





;)

[tedobrien]

I was in the Bróg waiting with Vince all Saturday night.

After finally accepting that dbo wasn't going to show, he finally left, only half the man who had headed out with me earlier in the evening full of optimism and faith in nature of humanity (and I don't mean half the man because of his medical condition).

The following morning, he still seemed that he wouldn't be getting over the night in a hurry (although that may have been due to a visit to the fake Lennox's on Anglesea st. - the absolute worst chipper this side of the Mississippi delta).

Poor, poor Vince.

[Da blonde one]

I was in the Bróg waiting with Vince all Saturday night.

After finally accepting that dbo wasn't going to show, he finally left, only half the man who had headed out with me earlier in the evening full of optimism and faith in nature of humanity (and I don't mean half the man because of his medical condition).

The following morning, he still seemed that he wouldn't be getting over the night in a hurry (although that may have been due to a visit to the fake Lennox's on Anglesea st. - the absolute worst chipper this side of the Mississippi delta).

Poor, poor Vince.

Hey, i'm the one that is traumatised after the weekend events not Vince.

I don't think i'll ever be the same again. The complexes, oh the complexes.

The world looks different today. :(



Hee hee

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I was in the Bróg waiting with Vince all Saturday night.

After finally accepting that dbo wasn't going to show, he finally left, only half the man who had headed out with me earlier in the evening full of optimism and faith in nature of humanity (and I don't mean half the man because of his medical condition).

The following morning, he still seemed that he wouldn't be getting over the night in a hurry (although that may have been due to a visit to the fake Lennox's on Anglesea st. - the absolute worst chipper this side of the Mississippi delta).

Poor, poor Vince.


sorry to hear that.

bad form from DBO.

[Da blonde one]

sorry to hear that.

bad form from DBO.


All of a sudden Vince is the victim.

What about me like, I was there waiting, with a red rose in my hand and nothing.

[tedobrien]

All of a sudden Vince is the victim.

What about me like, I was there waiting, with a red rose in my hand and nothing.
You have a hard, hard heart, dbo.

First you succeed in crushing Vince's spirit by not showing up, now you're just laughing at his misery.

[Da blonde one]

You have a hard, hard heart, dbo.

First you succeed in crushing Vince's spirit by not showing up, now you're just laughing at his misery.


Ye don't actually expect me to believe that he really showed up do ye?

[tedobrien]

Of course he was there.

Now that you're calling my integrity into question, I can tell you that the scary tall barmaid with the red hair and tattoos was working on Saturday night, and my own favourite used-to-be-a-hot-goth-but-is-now-just-hot barmaid was not working. Ask anyone who was there.

[Da blonde one]

Of course he was there.

Now that you're calling my integrity into question, I can tell you that the scary tall barmaid with the red hair and tattoos was working on Saturday night, and my own favourite used-to-be-a-hot-goth-but-is-now-just-hot barmaid was not working. Ask anyone who was there.


Full

Of

Shit

I'll ask him in a minute.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Of course he was there.

Now that you're calling my integrity into question, I can tell you that the scary tall barmaid with the red hair and tattoos was working on Saturday night, and my own favourite used-to-be-a-hot-goth-but-is-now-just-hot barmaid was not working. Ask anyone who was there.

she was never hot.

[tedobrien]

she was never hot.
You'll be sorry for that, Wolfy.

Next time I see you, I swear to god, I'll give you a look that you won't forget in a hurry.

[AngelaMurphy]

What happened Vince this weekend?
He rang me yesterday and was very pissed off.

[AngelaMurphy]

What happened Vince this weekend?
He rang me yesterday and was very pissed off.

Ok, never mind, just read this mornings posts - understand now.
DBO...and he was really looking forward to an brog too.

[Da blonde one]

Ok, never mind, just read this mornings posts - understand now.
DBO...and he was really looking forward to an brog too.


LOL


I'm sure he's contemplating suicide as we speak.

Sure all he had to do was text me to see where I was. (not that he was actually there or anything)

[AngelaMurphy]

she was never hot.

I have to admit she's very attractive. If I were a guy (or a resident of the Isle of Lesbos) I'd definitely fancy her.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

LOL


I'm sure he's contemplating suicide as we speak.

Sure all he had to do was text me to see where I was. (not that he was actually there or anything)


he thinks about topping himself all the time

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I have to admit she's very attractive. If I were a guy (or a resident of the Isle of Lesbos) I'd definitely fancy her.


she's a munter. you guys (and bird) must be blind.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Ang - i'll see you for our lunch date at 12.30 and we'll discuss.

[Vincent Murphy]

Of course he was there.

Now that you're calling my integrity into question, I can tell you that the scary tall barmaid with the red hair and tattoos was working on Saturday night, and my own favourite used-to-be-a-hot-goth-but-is-now-just-hot barmaid was not working. Ask anyone who was there.

Yes myself and Ted were indeed there, we started with a couple in Preachers and were in the Bróg from 11 til 2. DBO, I have nothing to say to you..

Also there was a cute glass collector in a pink top working and a few bands that the DJ played included Dirty Pretty Things, The Libertines and the Raconteurs (hopefully the gowl will be able to back up our observations)..

God, Ted, those garlic and cheese chips were awful..

[Vincent Murphy]

she's a munter. you guys (and bird) must be blind.

I'd have to disagree with you there as well Wolfington. Plus she has that rare ability..

[Da blonde one]

Yes myself and Ted were indeed there, we started with a couple in Preachers and were in the Bróg from 11 til 2. DBO, I have nothing to say to you..

Also there was a cute glass collector in a pink top working and a few bands that the DJ played included Dirty Pretty Things, The Libertines and the Raconteurs (hopefully the gowl will be able to back up our observations)..

God, Ted, those garlic and cheese chips were awful..


I was there at 8 as discussed so kiss me ass bitch

[Vincent Murphy]

I was there at 8 as discussed so kiss me ass bitch

yeah sure I just about believe you..

[AngelaMurphy]

I'd have to disagree with you there as well Wolfington. Plus she has that rare ability..

Speaking of which...I was shown an interesting documnetary over the weekend. It's every bit as impressive as you say Vince!

[Vincent Murphy]

Speaking of which...I was shown an interesting documnetary over the weekend. It's every bit as impressive as you say Vince!

Haha good stuff, knew it wouldn't disappoint!

[Da blonde one]

yeah sure I just about believe you..


Bla bla bla.

If you'll excuse me i'm gona wallow in self pity for a while, you can take this time to think about the hurt you caused me.

[Vincent Murphy]

Bla bla bla.

If you'll excuse me i'm gona wallow in self pity for a while, you can take this time to think about the hurt you caused me.

right yeah. Where were you really on Saturday night?

[Da blonde one]

right yeah. Where were you really on Saturday night?


This was Friday night spanner.

You are without a doubt the worst liar ever, you can't even get your stories straight. hahahahahaha.

Saturday night I was at home and then my brothers.

Why? Is that the night you remembered about me? Oh shit I forgot about DBO, oh don't worry i'll pretend I was there and blame her instead.

I'm so hurt Vince, it hurts to much. *bawl*

[Vincent Murphy]

This was Friday night spanner.

You are without a doubt the worst liar ever, you can't even get your stories straight. hahahahahaha.

Saturday night I was at home and then my brothers.

Why? Is that the night you remembered about me? Oh shit I forgot about DBO, oh don't worry i'll pretend I was there and blame her instead.

I'm so hurt Vince, it hurts to much. *bawl*

The plan was always Saturday night ya fecker! Finnerty may have mentioned Friday but don't get us mixed up!

[fintan fogerty]

Well I was there Friday night and nobody said hello to me!!! Except the Gowl of course. I was his wing man again. The pints didn't do him any favours though. What a munter hunter!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Da blonde one]

The plan was always Saturday night ya fecker! Finnerty may have mentioned Friday but don't get us mixed up!


The plan was friday night. There's actually a post back there from you on friday saying you were just leaving and I better be there so HA.

Can't you just acccept that i've beaten you at your own game and move on pet!

[Vincent Murphy]

The plan was friday night. There's actually a post back there from you on friday saying you were just leaving and I better be there so HA.

Can't you just acccept that i've beaten you at your own game and move on pet!

you really are digging yourself in deeper here girl, that post was on Saturday night just before I went to town..

[Da blonde one]

you really are digging yourself in deeper here girl, that post was on Saturday night just before I went to town..

Oh, hahahahahaha.

Ithought you sent it friday.

Look either way, we all know that no one was showing up and if you did then all you had to do was text me, so ha. I don't believe you.

Ready to let go of any info yet?

[Vincent Murphy]

Oh, hahahahahaha.

Ithought you sent it friday.

Look either way, we all know that no one was showing up and if you did then all you had to do was text me, so ha. I don't believe you.

Ready to let go of any info yet?

I just don't feel ready to give you my number quite yet..

But we really were there, if you cared you would've gone there and found me.. you must have a fair idea what I look like at this stage..

[Da blonde one]

I just don't feel ready to give you my number quite yet..

But we really were there, if you cared you would've gone there and found me.. you must have a fair idea what I look like at this stage..

Eh, I don't want your number.

I was hardly gona go in in all fairness on my own to a bunch of people I've never met in my life and who I know nothing about.

Cmon be realistic like, and anyway if you wanted me to come in so badly you could have taken the time out of your busy day to phone me or something.

I also have no idea what you look like, I know nothing at all about you.

[Vincent Murphy]

Eh, I don't want your number.

I was hardly gona go in in all fairness on my own to a bunch of people I've never met in my life and who I know nothing about.

Cmon be realistic like, and anyway if you wanted me to come in so badly you could have taken the time out of your busy day to phone me or something.

I also have no idea what you look like, I know nothing at all about you.

your true colours are coming out now girl.. :(

[fintan fogerty]

I see your true colours shining through/ I see your true colours, that's why I love you/ so don't be afraid.

We're back to the song about the girlfriend.

[Da blonde one]

your true colours are coming out now girl.. :(


Ahhhh you know you still love me pet. :cool:

[Da blonde one]

I see your true colours shining through/ I see your true colours, that's why I love you/ so don't be afraid.

We're back to the song about the girlfriend.


Does that song remind you of your girlfriend?

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww, poor fintan.

[Vincent Murphy]

Ahhhh you know you still love me pet. :cool:

hmmm i dunno:shock:

[Vincent Murphy]

I see your true colours shining through/ I see your true colours, that's why I love you/ so don't be afraid.

We're back to the song about the girlfriend.

Didn't you give Cindy Lauper a porky-pork once?

[Da blonde one]

hmmm i dunno:shock:


Ah just admit it like.

I can walk out of your life right now and never look back, is that what you want Vince? Only a bunch of memories to remember me by.....:p


*cue memories song*

[tedobrien]

Didn't you give Cindy Lauper a porky-pork once?

No, it wasn't Cindy Lauper, Vince, it was Ivanka Koleva (http://www.espoo2005.fi/athletes_biographies/bulgaria/)

Or maybe that was actually someone else?

[fintan fogerty]

Didn't you give Cindy Lauper a porky-pork once?

I did. I thought she'd have a few more tricks up her sleeve actually. She looks filthy like. But she wasn't. Was still good though.

[Vincent Murphy]

Ah just admit it like.

I can walk out of your life right now and never look back, is that what you want Vince? Only a bunch of memories to remember me by.....:p


*cue memories song*

I know you'd never really walk away but if you do at least I'll always have your 393 Boys oh boys posts to look back over when I'm feeling blue..

[Da blonde one]

I know you'd never really walk away but if you do at least I'll always have your 393 Boys oh boys posts to look back over when I'm feeling blue..


Don't be so sure.

I'm can be very stubborn.

[Vincent Murphy]

No, it wasn't Cindy Lauper, Vince, it was Ivanka Koleva (http://www.espoo2005.fi/athletes_biographies/bulgaria/)

Or maybe that was actually someone else?

Haha Jesus they're an awful-looking bunch of freaks!

[Vincent Murphy]

I did. I thought she'd have a few more tricks up her sleeve actually. She looks filthy like. But she wasn't. Was still good though.

the bint.

[Da blonde one]

No, it wasn't Cindy Lauper, Vince, it was Ivanka Koleva (http://www.espoo2005.fi/athletes_biographies/bulgaria/)

Or maybe that was actually someone else?


Looks more like the most wanted list.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I did. I thought she'd have a few more tricks up her sleeve actually. She looks filthy like. But she wasn't. Was still good though.


what ye get up to so?

[Da blonde one]

what ye get up to so?

He said as he rubbed some Ky onto his palms....

[Vincent Murphy]

Don't be so sure.

I'm can be very stubborn.

Nah I'm confident you'll actually show up to the next Boys oh boys Bróg night.

[AngelaMurphy]

what ye get up to so?

Did you show her your Steven Segal video collection?
You have a new Steven Segal movie to show to your students every Irish class.

[Da blonde one]

Nah I'm confident you'll actually show up to the next Boys oh boys Bróg night.


I won't out of spite.

You'll never see me, whooooooahhahahahaha hahahahaha.

[fintan fogerty]

You're an awful bollox Ted. I was trying to keep that one under my hat.

[AngelaMurphy]

Nah I'm confident you'll actually show up to the next Boys oh boys Bróg night.

Vince, have you sorted out that little problem that might cause you to miss the next one?

[fintan fogerty]

what ye get up to so?

Porky-pork mit dem Cindy Lauper

[Vincent Murphy]

I won't out of spite.

You'll never see me, whooooooahhahahahaha hahahahaha.

:rolleyes:

[Vincent Murphy]

Vince, have you sorted out that little problem that might cause you to miss the next one?

it doesn't look good Ange, I have to say..

[Da blonde one]

:puppydog: :rolleyes:

[Da blonde one]

it doesn't look good Ange, I have to say..


Your wife not letting you out to play?

[Vincent Murphy]

:vamp: :puppydog:

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Your wife not letting you out to play?


Vince has a wife?

[Vincent Murphy]

Your wife not letting you out to play?

:roll:

[Da blonde one]

:vamp:


:cry:

*sniff*

[Da blonde one]

Vince has a wife?


I dono I was just checking.

I guess not

[Da blonde one]

:roll:


:wink:


Sorry I forgot, Husband......

[AngelaMurphy]

it doesn't look good Ange, I have to say..

You're some la-la boy.

Can myself, Russell, Ted and Wolfy still hang around your gaff drinking though?

[Da blonde one]

You're some la-la boy.

Can myself, Russell, Ted and Wolfy still hang around your gaff drinking though?


Sounds to me like he's grounded.

I wouldn't be suprised really

[Vincent Murphy]

:cry:

*sniff*

sorry, didn't mean to scare you :razz:

[Da blonde one]

sorry, didn't mean to scare you :razz:


You always scare me....

Vince, are you 15?

[Vincent Murphy]

You're some la-la boy.

Can myself, Russell, Ted and Wolfy still hang around your gaff drinking though?

you didn't give me too much advance notice in fairness girl..

I'll have to see about letting you drink in my gaff.. unlikely.

[Vincent Murphy]

You always scare me....

Vince, are you 15?

How many 15 year olds do you know with a distinguished teaching career behind them?

[AngelaMurphy]

I'll have to see about letting you drink in my gaff.. unlikely.

That's fair enough - we'll just call round after the Brog so...

[Da blonde one]

How many 15 year olds do you know with a distinguished teaching career behind them?


2. how many do you know?

[tedobrien]

you didn't give me too much advance notice in fairness girl..

I'll have to see about letting you drink in my gaff.. unlikely.

On another point, Vince, your services will be required as 'chauffeur' for a certain upcoming round-Ireland weekend.

No backing out of that one - regulations.

[Vincent Murphy]

2. how many do you know?

:|

[Vincent Murphy]

On another point, Vince, your services will be required as 'chauffeur' for a certain upcoming round-Ireland weekend.

No backing out of that one - regulations.

I've forgotten how to drive.

[tedobrien]

I've forgotten how to drive.
Don't worry, we've got a very good co-driver coming as well.

[Da blonde one]

:|


:D



Ahh tis great though isn't it. Spending my days arguing with you.

It's what dreams are made of...

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

:wink:


Sorry I forgot, Husband......


even with Husband - i'd still be very much surprised

[Da blonde one]

even with Husband - i'd still be very much surprised


Really!!!

Nothing would shock me.

I bet ya he has, I bet its YOU..... ;)

[Vincent Murphy]

:D



Ahh tis great though isn't it. Spending my days arguing with you.

It's what dreams are made of...

it never used to be like this..:puppydog:

[Vincent Murphy]

Really!!!

Nothing would shock me.

I bet ya he has, I bet its YOU..... ;)

I'm married to my work, that is all.

[tedobrien]

even with Husband - i'd still be very much surprised
Well, he stayed in my spare room on Saturday night, and you could stand his sheets against the wall with the dried-in man porridge the morning after, so I don't think he's getting much at the mo.

[Da blonde one]

it never used to be like this..:puppydog:

I know, lets go back to the way it was, when I still thought you were normal.

;)

[Da blonde one]

I'm married to my work, that is all.


I was only jossin ya.

jebus....:rolleyes:

[Johnnyc]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Da blonde one]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmm


Huh?

[Johnnyc]

Huh?
mmmmmmmmmm

[Da blonde one]

mmmmmmmmmm


Practising those hummers Johnny? :p

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

I know, lets go back to the way it was, when I still thought you were normal.

;)


you never thought he was normal!:shock:

[Vincent Murphy]

Well, he stayed in my spare room on Saturday night, and you could stand his sheets against the wall with the dried-in man porridge the morning after, so I don't think he's getting much at the mo.

well you did have to go and mention dbo just before bed..

[Da blonde one]

you never thought he was normal!:shock:


Nope, now I think he's just a big meaney

[Vincent Murphy]

Nope, now I think he's just a big meaney

I'm sorry dbo, here, have a daffodil.

[Da blonde one]

I'm sorry dbo, here, have a daffodil.


Thanks..

Who's garden did you fleece that from?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Thanks..

Who's garden did you fleece that from?


Russell's

[Vincent Murphy]

I'm sorry dbo, here, have a daffodil.

my own actually.. I have quite the green fingers. unlike the gowl, whose fingers are usually either brown or sticky.

[Da blonde one]

Russell's


His mam is gona freak the tits so.

[tedobrien]

Thanks..

Who's garden did you fleece that from?
Ah give the poor guy a break, dbo ...

That's heartless stuff

[Vincent Murphy]

Russell's

Jawohl!

[Da blonde one]

my own actually.. I have quite the green fingers. unlike the gowl, whose fingers are usually either brown or sticky.


ewwwwwww, he's not gona like that one bit....


Thats grand so you can plant some flowers for me, we have no garden only a balcony and all my pot plants keep dying.

Why o Why? Dr. Murphy, can you help?

[Da blonde one]

Ah give the poor guy a break, dbo ...

That's heartless stuff


Alright alright.

I'm always nice to him, practically threw myself at him last week and he rejected me.

I'm full of love, me....

[Vincent Murphy]

ewwwwwww, he's not gona like that one bit....


Thats grand so you can plant some flowers for me, we have no garden only a balcony and all my pot plants keep dying.

Why o Why? Dr. Murphy, can you help?

How did you know i was a doctor?

[Vincent Murphy]

Alright alright.

I'm always nice to him, practically threw myself at him last week and he rejected me.

I'm full of love, me....

See now if you had thrown yourself at me in the Bróg at 2am that wouldn't have happened..

[Da blonde one]

See now if you had thrown yourself at me in the Bróg at 2am that wouldn't have happened..


Oh when you're mouldy drunk and can't remember my name is it?

don't you think I deserve a bit more respect than that?

That's it im becoming a fucking lesbian





(on a different note, i broke a nail and its extremely painful)

[Da blonde one]

How did you know i was a doctor?


I have contacts.

my surname is Corleone

[Vincent Murphy]

Oh when you're mouldy drunk and can't remember my name is it? - Precisely

don't you think I deserve a bit more respect than that? - Respect is for mugs

That's it im becoming a fucking lesbian - I think you should phase it in gradually by first becoming a bisexual for say.. 6 months.




(on a different note, i broke a nail and its extremely painful)[/QUOTE]

[Da blonde one]

Oh when you're mouldy drunk and can't remember my name is it? - Precisely

don't you think I deserve a bit more respect than that? - Respect is for mugs

That's it im becoming a fucking lesbian - I think you should phase it in gradually by first becoming a bisexual for say.. 6 months.




(on a different note, i broke a nail and its extremely painful)[/QUOTE]

See what I mean now lads, and ye tell me i'm mean to him.

He's always at me like.

[AngelaMurphy]

[QUOTE=Da blonde one]
That's it im becoming a fucking lesbian
QUOTE]

Now you're talking!

*slides over to DBO*

"So what might your little name be today"?:cool:

[Vincent Murphy]

See what I mean now lads, and ye tell me i'm mean to him.

He's always at me like.[/QUOTE]

I just said what everyone else was thinking (especially Finnerty). :)

[Da blonde one]

[QUOTE=Da blonde one]
That's it im becoming a fucking lesbian
QUOTE]

Now you're talking!

*slides over to DBO*

"So what might you're little name be today"?:cool:


LMAO

*bats eyelids*


*All the lads stand to attention*

[AngelaMurphy]

[QUOTE=Da blonde one

*All the lads stand to attention*[/QUOTE]

I assure you, if I had one...

[Da blonde one]

See what I mean now lads, and ye tell me i'm mean to him.

He's always at me like.

I just said what everyone else was thinking (especially Finnerty). :)[/QUOTE]

:(

You've changed boy. Changed

[Da blonde one]

I assure you, if I had one...


Haha.

Maybe Vince would appreciate me more aswell if I had one.

[Da blonde one]

What the fuck is goin on with the qoutes. They're all over the gaf

[AngelaMurphy]

Haha.

Maybe Vince would appreciate me more aswell if I had one.

Forget about Vince.

Men, they're all the same...;)

[Da blonde one]

Forget about Vince.

Men, they're all the same...;)


I know, a load of fecking tossers.
And if we left them, they'd be distraught.

*tut*

[fintan fogerty]

Ah a bunch o lezzers wha??? Now we're talking. I'll be waiting on the sidelines waiting for the nod from ye birds. When ye get a bit fed up that is!!

[AngelaMurphy]

I know, a load of fecking tossers.
And if we left them, they'd be distraught.

*tut*

Got that right.

I went off cock years ago and have never looked back.

[tedobrien]

Oh when you're mouldy drunk and can't remember my name is it?

don't you think I deserve a bit more respect than that?

That's it im becoming a fucking lesbian


Looks like Vince has turned another one :neutral:

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

See what I mean now lads, and ye tell me i'm mean to him.

He's always at me like.[/QUOTE]

you're a mean fucking bitch

[Da blonde one]

Ah a bunch o lezzers wha??? Now we're talking. I'll be waiting on the sidelines waiting for the nod from ye birds. When ye get a bit fed up that is!!


Never gona happen babe. :D

Finish that flippin song of yours yet???

[Da blonde one]

Got that right.

I went off cock years ago and have never looked back.


Really?

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

[QUOTE=AngelaMurphy]I have boobsQUOTE]

Interesting

[Da blonde one]

See what I mean now lads, and ye tell me i'm mean to him.

He's always at me like.

you're a mean fucking bitch[/QUOTE]



You've upset me Wolf. Why like Why?

*lip quivers*

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

See what I mean now lads, and ye tell me i'm mean to him.

He's always at me like.

you're a mean fucking bitch[/QUOTE]


would pm you that i'm only joking darling - but i'm too lazy - do you still love me

[Vincent Murphy]

Aw lads I'm wrecked after the weekend, I'm going to have to go and put the head down for a bit. Coming Dbo?

[Da blonde one]

you're a mean fucking bitch


would pm you that i'm only joking darling - but i'm too lazy - do you still love me[/QUOTE]


I re-love you after that post. :)

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

you're a mean fucking bitch



You've upset me Wolf. Why like Why?

*lip quivers*[/QUOTE]


i bet that's not the only thing that quivers when you think of the wolfman

[Da blonde one]

Aw lads I'm wrecked after the weekend, I'm going to have to go and put the head down for a bit. Coming Dbo?


You have to give me what I want first.

And you know what I want...

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

god i adore chess

[Da blonde one]

You've upset me Wolf. Why like Why?

*lip quivers*


i bet that's not the only thing that quivers when you think of the wolfman[/QUOTE]


Well I go weak at the knee's like but thats just a given really when I think about you.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

You have to give me what I want first.

And you know what I want...


a de-lousing

[Da blonde one]

god i adore chess


Way to change the subject there luv

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

i had a hot lunch date with Ang there - but the chicken and noodle soup i had burned my tounge - any quick cures?

[Da blonde one]

a de-lousing


Whats that?

You have to educate me, I had fun in college.

[tedobrien]

i had a hot lunch date with Ang there - but the chicken and noodle soup i had burned my tounge - any quick cures?
I find a good prong in the eye-ball distracts from any other pain quite nicely

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Way to change the subject there luv


same subject - chess is a game of titans, kings, and people who don't know the rules for the see-how-much-custard-you-can-fit-in-your-underpants competition

[Da blonde one]

i had a hot lunch date with Ang there - but the chicken and noodle soup i had burned my tounge - any quick cures?


Stick your tongue in here la, i'll cool it down for ya

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Whats that?

You have to educate me, I had fun in college.


it's what happens when you pork finnerty

[Vincent Murphy]

You have to give me what I want first.

And you know what I want...

oral? only if you return the favour.. first.

[tedobrien]

it's what happens when you pork finnerty
or when Finnerty plays with his MAN-dolin

[Da blonde one]

it's what happens when you pork finnerty


Crabs??????

Only messing Finnerty

[Da blonde one]

oral? only if you return the favour.. first.


ehh, okay so but only cos im in a slutty mood today

[Vincent Murphy]

or when Finnerty plays with his MAN-dolin

or when dbo plays Finnerty's one-stringed banjo.

[Vincent Murphy]

ehh, okay so but only cos im in a slutty mood today

nice one, see you around the corner in two minutes so. See ye in ten minutes lads!

[Da blonde one]

or when dbo plays Finnerty's one-stringed banjo.


Look la he's talking about me again.

he just wants me like :p

[Da blonde one]

nice one, see you around the corner in two minutes so. See ye in ten minutes lads!


ten minutes my ass.

You'll be crawlin back when i'm finished with ya boy

[tedobrien]

or when dbo plays Finnerty's one-stringed banjo.
Yeah, I think we all still remember the time that he broke his string

*wince*

[fintan fogerty]

or when dbo plays Finnerty's one-stringed banjo.

She has the tunes coming out of it alright.

Song isn't finished yet blondie. Met a few more broads this weekend so I'm adding on another 8 verses. I talk about you in verse 6

[Vincent Murphy]

Yeah, I think we all still remember the time that he broke his string

*wince*

In front of 30 4th year Irish students wasn't the best timing either

*shudder*

[Da blonde one]

She has the tunes coming out of it alright.

Song isn't finished yet blondie. Met a few more broads this weekend so I'm adding on another 8 verses. I talk about you in verse 6


Watch now and he'll come out with a cover version of mambo number 5 :rolleyes:

[fintan fogerty]

a trad version of it about calini

[Da blonde one]

a trad version of it about calini


You remind me of my Irish teacher. He used to play the Banjo, dirty little fucker but a good laugh.

But his name was Frost

[Da blonde one]

Hey, were's my new female lover gone?

[Vincent Murphy]

ten minutes my ass.

You'll be crawlin back when i'm finished with ya boy

I thought you were just getting a quick drink on a stick?

[Da blonde one]

I thought you were just getting a quick drink on a stick?


No.

Cmon, you'd better be good after all this time.

[Vincent Murphy]

No.

Cmon, you'd better be good after all this time.

have you any bit of the old romantic in you at all?

[Da blonde one]

have you any bit of the old romantic in you at all?


No, you practically beat that out of me over the last week.

You broke me down into this pityful mess. I hope you're happy.

Besides i haven't heard you serenading me or anything

[Vincent Murphy]

No, you practically beat that out of me over the last week.

You broke me down into this pityful mess. I hope you're happy.

Besides i haven't heard you serenading me or anything

oh come on, you can hardly complain, already today I've offered you a daffodil AND a drink on a stick.

[Wolfy Van Der Greylocks]

Yeah, I think we all still remember the time that he broke his string

*wince*


a great post for number 3000.


(and it's ted again!)

[Da blonde one]

oh come on, you can hardly complain, already today I've offered you a daffodil AND a drink on a stick.


I didn't really know what you meant about the drink on stick thing.

ya I suppose you have romanced me a tiny bit.

*turns on some Frank Sinatra*

Will ya dance with me


:p

[Vincent Murphy]

I didn't really know what you meant about the drink on stick thing.

ya I suppose you have romanced me a tiny bit.

*turns on some Frank Sinatra*

Will ya dance with me


:p

Go on then..

"Strangers in the night"

[Da blonde one]

Go on then..

"Strangers in the night"


ouch get off me toe

[Vincent Murphy]

ouch get off me toe

sorry I'm not the best dancer, Ted would be the only accomplished dancer out of us.

[Da blonde one]

sorry I'm not the best dancer, Ted would be the only accomplished dancer out of us.


Ah you're grand neither am I.

Hey twirl me around.


Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Vincent Murphy]

Ah you're grand neither am I.

Hey twirl me around.


Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

this is actually quite fun!